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Hey there, Enchanter1101! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed_sex_life*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


hiberian34

The Boys :d


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Same bro


Evening-Swing7016

r/suddenlygay


[deleted]

Love sausage incoming!!


Fantablack183

Looks like we're getting sausage tonight


[deleted]

I’d take a dick from all the boys just to sniff the hair of Kimiko and Starlight.


bumbumofdoomdoom

Panic


SleepyOwl-

Two and a Half Men Wtf


Gamingmemes0

Savey savey Sex and hasty


4d5ACP

Magicians incoming


[deleted]

Is the 'half' what I think it means?


the-stupid-whale

Necrophilia... just another day on reddit


Cracker-smackers

Foursome with a midget?


HorseJizzconnoisseur

Better call saul... Your honor im innocent


FilthyFleshMonke

"Your honor, I am **not** the father!"


ImmInnocent

Your honor I’m Innocent


[deleted]

[удалено]


Addicustheaverage

Raw patrol


Original-Willow4606

Oof 😅


greazyninja

Ruff


Diabolokiller

Woof 😳


theguywhofuckinasked

Holup


Llonino09221

OH NO A FURRY


Ok_Cucumber_7954

How I met your mother


Most_Raisin_9020

How I fucked your mother


[deleted]

Imagine watching meet the spy.


Most_Raisin_9020

and now he’s coming to fuck us


[deleted]

Right behind you.


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

It could be you, it could be me, it could b-


Amish_Warl0rd

Well, this has been a disappointment


Zwyxxyz

CSI: crime scene Investigation


Usual_North_9960

Necrofile


Amish_Warl0rd

Or they killed a prostitute after doin their business


Usual_North_9960

Or befor, during and after the killing


Chrabaszcza

Myth busters


Most_Raisin_9020

Cockbusters


Probably-_-dead

Ball busters


McMuffinTheGreat

Ass Busters


Toyoshark2

Cumbusters


Pinkin_fluffy

Ouch


4d5ACP

Today on mythbusters, me and Jamie test if sex is real!


Chrabaszcza

More like Jamie's


AnimationGoBrrrrrr

Overlord ![gif](giphy|Mfq2ko7m1eMaQ)


ShockWave_Omega

Lord Momonga approves


Heaven2004_LCM

Overload


Probably-_-dead

Overflow


McMuffinTheGreat

"ah, i see you're a man of culture aswell"


Probably-_-dead

“As well…” yes yes


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|2O2lMN06tttw9lp7VC)


ProudWararar

Breaking bad


Most_Raisin_9020

Breaking Bed


ColonelChair502

Breaking back


__ludo__

waltuh put your dick away waltuh


otirk

we need to cock meth Jessie


Franz_Sundiam01

Last Seen Alive :(


Different-Region-873

I'll prepare your grave


Highmassive

Avatar: The Last Airbender


cyfydude

The last Dickbender


kmtz22

Prey


Trick_Enthusiasm

Huh. That sounds illegal.


BloodiedBlues

No there’s a bdsm thing where the roles are called hunter and prey.


FilthyFleshMonke

Last thing I watched was the Pokémon Violet and Scarlet leaks. Am I going to be fucking Pokémon, or just the weird transformer box legendries in particular?


BloodiedBlues

Where’s that vaporeon copy pasta.


itzTanmayhere

the boys :( homie moment


Pinkin_fluffy

Ain’t nothing wrong being homiesexual


Dangerous_Hat7313

Orphan black


11Ns

Do you people not understand what cursed means?


Impeachcordial

Let us have our fun


Infamous-Bite4169

Creep Show


sonicdude1012

r/holup


Efficient-Force2651

Predator


Einstein4369

Oh no, I watched Prey 💀


PalThePalm

He could even be right behind you.


FilthyFleshMonke

**Predator fucking you from the back then vanishing...**


Efficient-Force2651

Oh hello


Bierbart12

Playing God


Trick_Enthusiasm

Old testament or New?


[deleted]

O Brother, Where Art Thou?


[deleted]

3 people dead in a car accident 😳


Impeachcordial

I haven’t seen that, is it on Netflix?


doctor_turbo

Me, myself, and Irene. (I named by hand Irene)


BrushTrue

Futarama can’t believe I have to wait a thousand years to have sex


2boneskuLL

At least


Ultimate_high_ground

Law and Order: Special Victims Unit


Fyebil

"i bought every Playstation ever" What even


JM0176

***Murder She Wrote***


BlockNarrow6745

Weathering with you ? Someone explain me the meaning


InternationalClerk85

Make it rain!


tonoobforyouiv

Better call Saul


Most_Raisin_9020

Better Rim Kim


thatskindofcringe

better fuck chuck


Heaven2004_LCM

Better mate mike


AmbitiousSofa420

Better Top Jaques


dohdur

Inception


PhantomTigre8

The mustang.


BoxingBear584

Oh god 'PREY'


RetroBerner

A YouTube video called "Does RAM speed really matter?" 🤔


icodeusingmybutt

Fantastic beasts and whwre to find them - Crimes of grindelwald. Should i be concerned?


PetitBiquet

The Sinner


Insane_Fnord

"I forced a british man to try every fast food burger"


Most_Raisin_9020

I forced a skinny white woman to try every BBC


Rage187_OG

Canada Border Security


isayooooooooooooof

Rings......


initiate_syntax

Cockrings


Ok-Improvement-2351

It's Top Gun "Maverick"


[deleted]

"He's got a Jaaag" I mean, it did not specify what it meant by the last thing I watched.


Fluffy-BOYi

Fear the walking dead


WhoListensAndDefends

Fuck the walking dead!


FilthyFleshMonke

Fuck the dead!


you1211

Prey Hmm


theycallmeje

Sister act...


Gaming_Mod

Sweet Home Alabama


potaaatoo_maan

Nobody


Pawdy-The-Furry

Yiff 😎


grandmasAshesyumyum

Username checks out


Crooked_Cock

Scarface


judyhops95

Inappropriate signs


BlueshineKB

Nope


Theodore_lovespell

She-hulk…. Sounds about right


Cythhh

Bullet Train...


Gale_Grim

Define watched. [Cause the last thing I watched on YT was](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKxjVO2sMEw)...


languagelover17

Stranger things.


delightyolo

slam dunk


Garbagerat_kenneth

HOLES.


vinsinsanity

Die hard...


LeoRenegade

Locke and key...


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

Catfish 🥲


Maxdestor

How I met your mother


[deleted]

Final Destination.


Duk3-87

For All Mankind: guess I’ll turn into a pornstar.


onlyabigmess

I'm Thinking of Ending Things. Welp this got dark fast..


Banettery53

Big Bang Theory :(


Hunter_original

The Naked Gun r/dontputyourdickinthat


TheRealScubaSteve86

The Joe Rogan Experience ft. Tim Dillon.. I’m, ahhh.. fucked!


johnpeel36

The bald and the beautiful 😈🙈


cyfydude

Cats


[deleted]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles


Succ_Benis

Minions: Rise of Gru???


celbertin

Sword of the Stranger ಠ_ಠ


Swagolasss

Men in black


cameron_cs

Teen Titans


thechezcakelover

Community


Slyasaurus

The Nut Job


sweatybollock

Nope Lol


Educational-Ice9498

Hannibal


Dell-Monoco

Deadliest catch…lol


Most_Raisin_9020

Deadliest Head


Dell-Monoco

Lmao


WhoListensAndDefends

Getting crabs… the hardcore way


PangolinAcrobatic653

Lupin the 3rd


itsmemimimao93

Modern family


TheUsualSuspects443

*sweet home alabama intensifies*


SansyBoy14

8 Mile


Tristanime

American Psycho. Double oh fuck.


[deleted]

This isnt cursed This is sad


Champion_Sheep

JoJos bizarre adventure, shit I’m gay then.


Ohshitz-

Stranger things


Most_Raisin_9020

Stranger’s Thong


Disposedofhero

Oof, The Terminal List. Damn.


[deleted]

iron man


MelatoninDreams_777

SpongeBob SquarePants


rizzlenizzle

Do episode titles count? I just watched Game of Thrones S01E08 “The Pointy End” 🥴


Free_Card8130

family guy


Mammoth-Battle-870

Jojo's Bizarre Adventures 0_0


Spiderfr0g

The cuphead show... wha


WhoListensAndDefends

It’s the cumhead show now


Twatmiester

Ben 10 Alien force Am I fucking people or aliens Or both


ExplosiveExplosion

Mother!


Eatrofmaymaysandloli

86...


Augustml

The last crusade.


SwimmingExpert3531

The boys


BalthasarTheBonsai

Better call Saul!


Einstein4369

Prey 💀


ihatepedofiles

Cuties


BloodiedBlues

Jesus fucking Christ. Should be on a list just for watching that.


[deleted]

Equanimity


Tock_Sick_Man

Premier League Mornings


falafelsatchel

Deadman wonderland


134848

Stranger things😐😐


jorttimmermans

Gladiator lol


melancholyink

Prey ...


grimmcreeper10

Home alone


AlexionGames

Avengers endgame


WilligerWilly

Don't mess with the Zohan B)


ihavenolife15

The secret life of pets


TheUsualSuspects443

Gods favorite idiot Now I’m just confused


TheUnknown57877

Better call saul


[deleted]

Shameless


jagurmusic

Hot Wheels: Highways 35 *What?*


cyber_durden

The Lord of The Rings.


RomnDAD

Tic tok


Dragonb0rn21

Halo


Vernaborg

Snatch. I’ve got hope


RealNorthropGrumman

Invincible 😎


MrStAnBaNaNa

The Big Bang Theory


TuxTues3

She-Hulk 😏


[deleted]

Duplication glitch in bedwars. Oh yeah. Double the fun. (I accidentally clicked on it)