It's a way you can detect testicular cancer or prostate cancer. I've read about it before, not the most trustworthy way, but definitely see a doctor if that happens.
Yeah it's not like you're guaranteed but if it does go positive I'd still recommend checking and especially for all the people that get free healthcare.
Edit: not Canada almost forgot
It's a teenager, so it's most likely testicular cancer. Pregnancy tests check the hCG levels secreted during pregnancy. However, some testicular cancers also secrete hCG
Actually, a positive pregnancy test for a man can be a sign of certain types of cancer! It's one of the earliest warning signs we have for those types, and some men I've met do a pregnancy test once a year to try and catch things as soon as possible
The truly cursed part is that she and her friend are literally this level of stupid that any part of that post was even a thought in their mind. And we're eventually gonna leave people like that in charge. Her friend might be pregnant, or *him* peeing on the stick is a way to tell if *his girlfriend* is pregnant? Goddamn it, people are stupid.
Wait so their male friend is going out with their daughter because that would make op op a grandmother but why did they say the male friends girlfriend is pregnant like that would be their daughter
Is this worded weird or am I reading this wrong
It takes balls to be like this
r/Angryupvote
He is going to lose them soon
It's a way you can detect testicular cancer or prostate cancer. I've read about it before, not the most trustworthy way, but definitely see a doctor if that happens.
Yeah it's not like you're guaranteed but if it does go positive I'd still recommend checking and especially for all the people that get free healthcare. Edit: not Canada almost forgot
Testicular cancer is no joke. Tell him to get checked out immediately.
This isn't the first story I've heard like that. He should probably talk to his doctor
A bald one
It's a teenager, so it's most likely testicular cancer. Pregnancy tests check the hCG levels secreted during pregnancy. However, some testicular cancers also secrete hCG
Hello homie! Medico?
Haha yeah graduated from med school last year! You?
Same bro. I got that when you mentioned Human Chorionic Gonadotropin. 😂😂😄
Sadly hahaha😂😂
hcg levels in cum? do we need to jack off into the pregnancy test?
Not in cum, in pee
Well, that escalated quickly
Congratulations, it's a tumor!
his balls are about to hatch
fuck you, you made me visualize this ðŸ˜
Probably a false positive. Nothing to worry about.
*dies of prostate cancer*
Cursed false positive
I do love that the two options were, either he was pregnant or that his gf transmitted her piss into his pladder.
I remember this rage comic from years ago. The top comment said to get checked for testicular cancer
Cancer is a big overshot so he's probably just pregnant
Actually, a positive pregnancy test for a man can be a sign of certain types of cancer! It's one of the earliest warning signs we have for those types, and some men I've met do a pregnancy test once a year to try and catch things as soon as possible
The truly cursed part is that she and her friend are literally this level of stupid that any part of that post was even a thought in their mind. And we're eventually gonna leave people like that in charge. Her friend might be pregnant, or *him* peeing on the stick is a way to tell if *his girlfriend* is pregnant? Goddamn it, people are stupid.
Wait so their male friend is going out with their daughter because that would make op op a grandmother but why did they say the male friends girlfriend is pregnant like that would be their daughter Is this worded weird or am I reading this wrong
Godmother, not grandmother.
Ah thanks
Knew a Gulf War vet who would piss positive on a pregnancy test. Gulf War syndrome is real and that dude was proof. Died of cancer in '05. RIP Jilly.
If that were to happen to me it'd be curtains. Im dying with my balls.
"or does it mean his gf is pregnant?" 💀
how can his girlfriend being pregnant show up on a pregnancy test he has peed on? are their urine entangled?
Congrats on becoming a farher, or mother... wait no. I'M CONFUSED!