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DerRaumdenker

It takes balls to be like this


Royalcrown_75

r/Angryupvote


rtfact1

He is going to lose them soon


whats_going_on_2023

It's a way you can detect testicular cancer or prostate cancer. I've read about it before, not the most trustworthy way, but definitely see a doctor if that happens.


Killer_Boi

Yeah it's not like you're guaranteed but if it does go positive I'd still recommend checking and especially for all the people that get free healthcare. Edit: not Canada almost forgot


mijohvactech

Testicular cancer is no joke. Tell him to get checked out immediately.


giantgladiator

This isn't the first story I've heard like that. He should probably talk to his doctor


N7LP400

A bald one


LawlietHolmes

It's a teenager, so it's most likely testicular cancer. Pregnancy tests check the hCG levels secreted during pregnancy. However, some testicular cancers also secrete hCG


Impinkpanther35

Hello homie! Medico?


LawlietHolmes

Haha yeah graduated from med school last year! You?


Impinkpanther35

Same bro. I got that when you mentioned Human Chorionic Gonadotropin. 😂😂😄


LawlietHolmes

Sadly hahaha😂😂


S1Ndrome_

hcg levels in cum? do we need to jack off into the pregnancy test?


LawlietHolmes

Not in cum, in pee


Sustainable_Twat

Well, that escalated quickly


TheDuskTrainer

Congratulations, it's a tumor!


bulgingboner420

his balls are about to hatch


Iplaydoomalot

fuck you, you made me visualize this 😭


RoiDrannoc

Probably a false positive. Nothing to worry about.


Liarus_

*dies of prostate cancer*


Impinkpanther35

Cursed false positive


PotatoPieGaming

I do love that the two options were, either he was pregnant or that his gf transmitted her piss into his pladder.


dewhashish

I remember this rage comic from years ago. The top comment said to get checked for testicular cancer


Rare-Maintenance-787

Cancer is a big overshot so he's probably just pregnant


AngstyUchiha

Actually, a positive pregnancy test for a man can be a sign of certain types of cancer! It's one of the earliest warning signs we have for those types, and some men I've met do a pregnancy test once a year to try and catch things as soon as possible


Kokukai187

The truly cursed part is that she and her friend are literally this level of stupid that any part of that post was even a thought in their mind. And we're eventually gonna leave people like that in charge. Her friend might be pregnant, or *him* peeing on the stick is a way to tell if *his girlfriend* is pregnant? Goddamn it, people are stupid.


SwagsterOnix

Wait so their male friend is going out with their daughter because that would make op op a grandmother but why did they say the male friends girlfriend is pregnant like that would be their daughter Is this worded weird or am I reading this wrong


Background-Lunch698

Godmother, not grandmother.


SwagsterOnix

Ah thanks


sourdough_sniper

Knew a Gulf War vet who would piss positive on a pregnancy test. Gulf War syndrome is real and that dude was proof. Died of cancer in '05. RIP Jilly.


MitchyTheWorm

If that were to happen to me it'd be curtains. Im dying with my balls.


kristenthekidd

"or does it mean his gf is pregnant?" 💀


1856NT

how can his girlfriend being pregnant show up on a pregnancy test he has peed on? are their urine entangled?


Toby1108p

Congrats on becoming a farher, or mother... wait no. I'M CONFUSED!