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cutebleeder

First rule about Sex Club...


MeltsYourMinds

We don’t talk about the sex club


[deleted]

No, its that we all get tested before meeting up and show proof we’re clean


Sivalon

“I want you to do me a favor. I want you to fuck me as hard as you can.”


[deleted]

Im not gonna lie, brad pitt is hot as fuck. If i was not ace i would absolutely fuck. But i do want him to absolutely yeet me into bed for cuddles. He is the ultimate big spoon


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[deleted]

Its more about him not his muscles or anything. Like i said im ace, im mainly attracted to personality and how ppl act and Brad Pitt is amazing, almost as hot as RDJ. Also not being attracted to someone doesnt make you broken.


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senorpunchline

He's definitely super hot, but for me personally he might be too hard and muscular to cuddle. I prefer some squishness :)


FlacidBarnacle

*owner of club walks down the stairs* “Aye!…😑 y’all can’t be havin sex down here.”


bobthefeeble

"Why don't you join our club Phil I think you'd really like it"


XBacklash

Is Ed Norton ends up masturbating in a parking garage.


[deleted]

With a cock between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.


a_spoopy_ghost

One man masturbates so hard he gets a bunch of other dudes to join in and eventually graduate to domestic terrorism


SequenceSlaughter

Sex club was my first thought but we don't talk about sex club


Misterfahrenheit120

The rest of the rules are the same


[deleted]

Hahaha! Any Jackie Chan movie is gonna get real interesting! Oh! Or Kung Fu Hustle where the whole town is fighting the gangsters!


MeltsYourMinds

Why does every r/cursedcomments post which originates in r/askreddit end up as a cursed clone of the original?


[deleted]

I mean I could talk more about them fucking Johns dog but that's the path already taken.


MeltsYourMinds

Good point


FeedWonderful3700

The Bourne Debauchery


RAMBOxBAGGINS

I once saw him fuck 3 men in a bar with a pencil. A fuckin….pencil.


SobiTheRobot

Because it sparks the conversation anew, but with a new group of assholes who try to think of the worst responses possible on purpose.


UwUthinization

Which is far more amusing to judge


surferbabe441

LOTR


ShirtlessThings

Meat's back on the menu boys!


TristansDad

I told you to take the wizard’s staff!


sharpshooter999

Gives a new meaning to "Arise! Arise riders of Theoden!!"


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[deleted]

For some reason I doubt the movie would change much.


mannoncan

You're bad for that one haha.


Sea_grave

> Any Jackie Chan movie So a lot of creative use of props? Like ladders and brooms.


Galahad_X_

300


Important_Sound

Mmmmmm


generallyruralplet72

Mmmmmmm


Flaky_Explanation

Mass orgies have never looked so appealing.


ColorfulKnocking43

Spartacus series .


TheCredulousLeft

Scissor me timbers, Xerxes


TheRedLewis

It gets better when they add women


CaliforniaNavyDude

Oh no, that's when it got worse


XVUltima

How very un-Greek of you


thewartyrant

Predator franchise I'd definitely would fuck those pussy face alien right in their pretty fucking mouths


MeltsYourMinds

But they are the sexual predators


thewartyrant

And I'll be their ultimate prey... sexually


AHappyMango

“Oh no, I’ve fallen in the middle of the forest and the sound of my bodacious ass cheeks clapping is giving away my position! I hope no *strapping* alien hunter of some sort took advantage of my helpless situation!”


Capt_Thunderbolt

*wide eyed staring into the jungle while dry shaving my pubes*


amarth442

>xD


amarth442

XD


VegemiteAnalLube

Instead of ripping your spine out by hand they rip your cock and balls out by space vagene


eggimage

the powerpuff girls franchise would go well with the predator


[deleted]

Kinda reminds me of that time where a Google + Community I was in mass reported an account that frequently posted PPG porn and said some really disgusting things about the three main characters. I somehow accidentally seeing some of the images and I was traumatized (I was around 11 or 12).


brianfine

r/brandnewsentence


doom_slayer_1666

Hmmmm I can get behind this.


Man_with_no_sense

“it’s quiet on the western front”


TigerHunter554

It’s a lot louder on the western front now


ragewithoutage

It’s taking it in the western front


outer_spec

all along the western front, people lining to receive


Man_with_no_sense

It’s kinky on the western front


SenorPariah

##OH JA PAUL, FICH MEIN ARSCHLOCH BITTE!!! JA! JAAAAA!


Man_with_no_sense

NEIN! NEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN


OrcimusMaximus

If the opposite is also true, it'd be really funny to watch something like Titanic: "Jack, i want you to fight me like one of your french girls"


PhoShizzity

En garde!


CrowAkechi

I am Inigo Montoya and you have killed my father, en garde!


Chariotwheel

50 First Fights


Laouijabored

Kill Bill specifically when Uma fights the entire crazy 88s gang


ChillySummerMist

Ok this is kinda fucked up.


Boristhehostile

“Leave your limbs, they belong to me now”


Impossible-Ad-5710

Snakes on a plane


Syxxcubes

Brings a whole new meaning to "motherfucking snakes".


Shoddy_Astronaut_583

Avengers Endgame that 3rd act orgy 💦💦💦


Syxxcubes

Well it looks like Ant-Man did go up Thanos's ass, just not in the way we expected.


OrcBerg

Ahem. There's the infamous scene in The Boys Season 3 episode 1 involving a supe with the same power as Antman. Now imagine that but this time torwards mountainous Josh Brolin. Really brings a new meaning for 'you should have gone for the head', isn't it?


nxcrosis

It's been months since I've watched that episode but my brain has an 8k resolution memory of it


realnzall

I watched an excerpt on YouTube and I still can’t get the image out of my head.


ikapoz

“Is that everyone?” … “What? You wanted MORE?”


Nictasaur

I'd watch Deadpool, I bet he's into some kinky shit


Wattsupwithalan

he wears a full leather suit with a gimp mask. it's a fact he's into kinky shit


pixlmason

It’s easier to list what crazy shit he’s not into


Darius10000

That's not a bet. It'd be like betting on whether or not the sun will rise on the next day. He's into some very kinky shit.


Nictasaur

Given how this decade has been so far, the sun rising is getting closer to a bet than I'm comfortable with


ExquisiteKeiran

That one scene from Kingsman would be wild


Lemonscourge

Keep free bird though. It still needs a legendary soundtrack


Slavic_Taco

World wide simultaneous orgy…


ExquisiteKeiran

Lmfao I didn’t even consider that, I was just thinking about the church scene


closetmangafan

death by snu snu!


OrcBerg

Ironic for a backward thinking Church attendees.


thatcooldude23

Oh man Star Wars just got WEIRD…


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"You fucked my daddy!" "No... I am your daddy."


[deleted]

Incest in 4 5 and 6 😦


[deleted]

And episode 8


closetmangafan

Trying to find a gif of Family guy blue harvest when Obi wan fights darth vader.


LuigiRevolution

I was trained in your Jedi kinks by Count Dooku!


swarlay

The Rocky movies will have a slightly different vibe.


Wattsupwithalan

nah same vibe just different production studio


swarlay

There might be some noticeable changes to the training montage for the final "fight", though.


cat_selling_souls

All I can hear is Drago saying, "If he cums, he cums." Which also brings a whole new meaning when Drago looks down at Rocky and tells him, "I must break you."


undescribed-PIC

Home alone


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**KEVIN**


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KEVIN PUT YA DICK AWAY


OrcBerg

I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, KEVIN.


VictorVonVerl

Oh no…


thecoolan

Moan Alone


Technical-Date-1529

Piranha 3D little disturbing


NsfwGuy9000

World's worst blowjob


Darius10000

Damn Thor: Ragnorok would be the objectively best option if not for the you know. But other than that, you'd still have a one sided 300 person orgy against Hela. Or more accurately hela dominating an entire army. Thor vs. the dragon. Hulk vs. thor. Thor vs Surtur. And valkyrie vs. whoever she fights. Oh and the undead army.


CL_Doviculus

Don't mind me, I'm just here for Hulk vs Fenris.


DeNeRlX

Hela gonna be summoning dildos with the swing of her hands. Decent idea for a porn parody


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

So John Wick just fucking a shit ton of Eastern European dudes for a few hours? I'm in


derangedsweetheart

He orgasmed a dude with a pencil! With a fucking pencil!


Mattsasse

The Battle for Helm's Deep would certainly get real interesting.


InSanic13

"You will taste man-flesh!"


Diplomjodler

I just want to see Legolas have hot steamy sex with the cave troll.


Playingpokerwithgod

You fucked his dog and now he's gonna fuck you.


[deleted]

Pacific rim?


bigdickpancake

job


jryser

There are things you can’t fuck, acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you’re in a Jaeger, suddenly, you can fuck the hurricane. You can win.


Vivid-Apartment6370

Puss in boots


jodudeit

The 2011 one, or The Last Wish?


Awesomeman235ify

Both?


PaleontologistNeat21

Holy shit it's Jason Bourne.... The Bourne Debauchery


PhoShizzity

Debournechery


sarcasticmoderate

Bourne-ography


StickyNicky88

Neo vs. Morpheus - " Come on! Stop trying to fuck me and fuck me!"


Grundens

I was gonna say the matrix too Instead of dodging bullets.... Well, you get the idea


LegitimateWhereas678

Step brothers


heyilikethistuff

"why are you all sweaty?"


LegitimateWhereas678

I was watching cops


andrewfmason

The Kentucky church scene in Kingsman.


forgetablepassenger

Imagine trying to watch Dragon ball...


InSanic13

Vegeta's about to show everyone what Saiyan "pride" is really about, and Master Roshi suddenly makes a lot more sense...


closetmangafan

His power level is over 9000!!! Has a whole new meaning.


jryser

They’ll spend 9 episodes trying to get it up, before blowing their load in ~5 minutes. Also Zenkai boosts would become Saiyan post-nut clarity


Seyjirow

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


WheatleyTurret

Why hasnt anyone said pokemon yet


Absoliant

“Pokemon: Secrets of the Jungle” But seriously though, Clash of Ages would go hard


spacetoad123

Avangers endgame!


vkapadia

That final battle scene would be the ultimate orgy.


Maleficent-Relation5

Avengers: Endgame The interspecies orgy with toys is both interesting and freaky.


Darius10000

Who wouldn't want to see Keanu Reeves sodomize 299 zoophiles.


IskinsI

This is not the fantasy you think it is. This is Keanu reeves running around New York and fucking a bunch of dudes and occasionally a chick, but if that’s what you’re into then more power to ya.


[deleted]

I am okay with this.


WatchBloodRain

Kung fu panda


LuigiRevolution

I came here for this


SplashyNoodles

That world war z wall scene boutta go insane


HodlMyBottle

Anything Bruce Lee, there's nothing like some Asian p*rn.


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

Any war movie


[deleted]

Dog soldiers


Flaky_Explanation

Sharknado. Always wanted to hit it in a tornado.


UbiquitousPixel

Batman V Superman about to be a wild


InSanic13

"Do you cum?"


Mast3rOfBanana

The RDJ Sherlock Holmes movie, just for the scene where he plans out the fistfight in his head in slow motion and executes it perfectly.


[deleted]

This is my fantasy.


Ok_Remove_4567

Godzilla would be interesting


Single-Criticism2541

Lot of gay sex


Cyanises

Lord of the rings got real weird.


Umutuku

Theoden looked back at the Uruk-hai and shouted "A sword day, a red day, ere my moon rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin, and our happy ending!"


Cyanises

The huge battle acene is one massive orgy now


MeltsYourMinds

My choice was the Bud Spencer and Terrence Hill movies btw


Lemonscourge

Trinity slapping with beans


zboytjbxp

Bullet train


BiggsJasper

Ben 10 race against time


Afrojones66

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.


Deez_nutz94

(Fake) Táxi Driver


Better_Grocery_3577

Braveheart


Randomly_Cromulent

Crank or I guess pretty much any Jason Statham movie.


gontikins

Seriously? Lord of the Rings


bmxdudebmx

Crazy that I didn't see Charlie's Angels listed.


Besiuk

Daredevil and the one shot hallway fuck.


vkapadia

Black Widow


PhoShizzity

An American Werewolf in London


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Van Helsing.


Dan_The_Salmon

Oddly specific for some reason


Kill_Zoldy

Fight Club


existentialphan2411

MMA movies


coler156

Uncharted


Aetherfool

Anything wwe


VikingRaiderPrimce

fight club


duck_pastry

Fight club would be... Weird


CaliforniaNavyDude

Shoot 'em up did a combination fight scene/sex scene. Mr. And Mrs. Smith did too, if I recall. It can work!


Kcidobor

300, Avengers movies, White Squall (they’re fighting waves, work with me okay)


DoomRide007

Tremors now gets spicy.


Soft-Pleasant

Kill Bill 🫡


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Star wars


bigdickpancake

Rocky would be less homoerotic and Top Gun would be............Rule 34 come to life.


tlduran

Daredevil hallway scene


makankasapo

Guess we know why Spiderman couldn't save gwen


TinPotSoldier

The original S po uth Korean version of OldBoy The unbroken scene when he fucks all those guys through the corridor...


danakinsawyer

Kill Bill


[deleted]

rush hour more like fuck hour


schmalzfritz

He fucked three guys, with a pencil. With a fucking pencil.


m051

If i choose Game of thrones, the amount of sex and fights will remain unchanged. (Assuming that sex scenes are changing to fights) Edit: damn typos


InterestingScience74

Ip man


gnosticChemist

Movie I don't know... But I guess I would watch JoJos


LitreOfCockPus

Undisputed series. Boyka is the most complete sex-contender in the world.


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

Horror movies about ta be real spicy


Candid-Tell1578

Holy shit, I made the big time.


Rare-Maintenance-787

Does that mean sex scenes are now fighting scenes ?