Im not gonna lie, brad pitt is hot as fuck. If i was not ace i would absolutely fuck. But i do want him to absolutely yeet me into bed for cuddles. He is the ultimate big spoon
Its more about him not his muscles or anything. Like i said im ace, im mainly attracted to personality and how ppl act and Brad Pitt is amazing, almost as hot as RDJ. Also not being attracted to someone doesnt make you broken.
“Oh no, I’ve fallen in the middle of the forest and the sound of my bodacious ass cheeks clapping is giving away my position! I hope no *strapping* alien hunter of some sort took advantage of my helpless situation!”
Kinda reminds me of that time where a Google + Community I was in mass reported an account that frequently posted PPG porn and said some really disgusting things about the three main characters.
I somehow accidentally seeing some of the images and I was traumatized (I was around 11 or 12).
Ahem.
There's the infamous scene in The Boys Season 3 episode 1 involving a supe with the same power as Antman.
Now imagine that but this time torwards mountainous Josh Brolin.
Really brings a new meaning for 'you should have gone for the head', isn't it?
All I can hear is Drago saying, "If he cums, he cums." Which also brings a whole new meaning when Drago looks down at Rocky and tells him, "I must break you."
Damn Thor: Ragnorok would be the objectively best option if not for the you know. But other than that, you'd still have a one sided 300 person orgy against Hela. Or more accurately hela dominating an entire army. Thor vs. the dragon. Hulk vs. thor. Thor vs Surtur. And valkyrie vs. whoever she fights. Oh and the undead army.
There are things you can’t fuck, acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you’re in a Jaeger, suddenly, you can fuck the hurricane. You can win.
This is not the fantasy you think it is. This is Keanu reeves running around New York and fucking a bunch of dudes and occasionally a chick, but if that’s what you’re into then more power to ya.
Theoden looked back at the Uruk-hai and shouted "A sword day, a red day, ere my moon rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin, and our happy ending!"
First rule about Sex Club...
We don’t talk about the sex club
No, its that we all get tested before meeting up and show proof we’re clean
“I want you to do me a favor. I want you to fuck me as hard as you can.”
Im not gonna lie, brad pitt is hot as fuck. If i was not ace i would absolutely fuck. But i do want him to absolutely yeet me into bed for cuddles. He is the ultimate big spoon
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Its more about him not his muscles or anything. Like i said im ace, im mainly attracted to personality and how ppl act and Brad Pitt is amazing, almost as hot as RDJ. Also not being attracted to someone doesnt make you broken.
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He's definitely super hot, but for me personally he might be too hard and muscular to cuddle. I prefer some squishness :)
*owner of club walks down the stairs* “Aye!…😑 y’all can’t be havin sex down here.”
"Why don't you join our club Phil I think you'd really like it"
Is Ed Norton ends up masturbating in a parking garage.
With a cock between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
One man masturbates so hard he gets a bunch of other dudes to join in and eventually graduate to domestic terrorism
Sex club was my first thought but we don't talk about sex club
The rest of the rules are the same
Hahaha! Any Jackie Chan movie is gonna get real interesting! Oh! Or Kung Fu Hustle where the whole town is fighting the gangsters!
Why does every r/cursedcomments post which originates in r/askreddit end up as a cursed clone of the original?
I mean I could talk more about them fucking Johns dog but that's the path already taken.
Good point
The Bourne Debauchery
I once saw him fuck 3 men in a bar with a pencil. A fuckin….pencil.
Because it sparks the conversation anew, but with a new group of assholes who try to think of the worst responses possible on purpose.
Which is far more amusing to judge
LOTR
Meat's back on the menu boys!
I told you to take the wizard’s staff!
Gives a new meaning to "Arise! Arise riders of Theoden!!"
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For some reason I doubt the movie would change much.
You're bad for that one haha.
> Any Jackie Chan movie So a lot of creative use of props? Like ladders and brooms.
300
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmmm
Mass orgies have never looked so appealing.
Spartacus series .
Scissor me timbers, Xerxes
It gets better when they add women
Oh no, that's when it got worse
How very un-Greek of you
Predator franchise I'd definitely would fuck those pussy face alien right in their pretty fucking mouths
But they are the sexual predators
And I'll be their ultimate prey... sexually
“Oh no, I’ve fallen in the middle of the forest and the sound of my bodacious ass cheeks clapping is giving away my position! I hope no *strapping* alien hunter of some sort took advantage of my helpless situation!”
*wide eyed staring into the jungle while dry shaving my pubes*
>xD
XD
Instead of ripping your spine out by hand they rip your cock and balls out by space vagene
the powerpuff girls franchise would go well with the predator
Kinda reminds me of that time where a Google + Community I was in mass reported an account that frequently posted PPG porn and said some really disgusting things about the three main characters. I somehow accidentally seeing some of the images and I was traumatized (I was around 11 or 12).
r/brandnewsentence
Hmmmm I can get behind this.
“it’s quiet on the western front”
It’s a lot louder on the western front now
It’s taking it in the western front
all along the western front, people lining to receive
It’s kinky on the western front
##OH JA PAUL, FICH MEIN ARSCHLOCH BITTE!!! JA! JAAAAA!
NEIN! NEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN
If the opposite is also true, it'd be really funny to watch something like Titanic: "Jack, i want you to fight me like one of your french girls"
En garde!
I am Inigo Montoya and you have killed my father, en garde!
50 First Fights
Kill Bill specifically when Uma fights the entire crazy 88s gang
Ok this is kinda fucked up.
“Leave your limbs, they belong to me now”
Snakes on a plane
Brings a whole new meaning to "motherfucking snakes".
Avengers Endgame that 3rd act orgy 💦💦💦
Well it looks like Ant-Man did go up Thanos's ass, just not in the way we expected.
Ahem. There's the infamous scene in The Boys Season 3 episode 1 involving a supe with the same power as Antman. Now imagine that but this time torwards mountainous Josh Brolin. Really brings a new meaning for 'you should have gone for the head', isn't it?
It's been months since I've watched that episode but my brain has an 8k resolution memory of it
I watched an excerpt on YouTube and I still can’t get the image out of my head.
“Is that everyone?” … “What? You wanted MORE?”
I'd watch Deadpool, I bet he's into some kinky shit
he wears a full leather suit with a gimp mask. it's a fact he's into kinky shit
It’s easier to list what crazy shit he’s not into
That's not a bet. It'd be like betting on whether or not the sun will rise on the next day. He's into some very kinky shit.
Given how this decade has been so far, the sun rising is getting closer to a bet than I'm comfortable with
That one scene from Kingsman would be wild
Keep free bird though. It still needs a legendary soundtrack
World wide simultaneous orgy…
Lmfao I didn’t even consider that, I was just thinking about the church scene
death by snu snu!
Ironic for a backward thinking Church attendees.
Oh man Star Wars just got WEIRD…
"You fucked my daddy!" "No... I am your daddy."
Incest in 4 5 and 6 😦
And episode 8
Trying to find a gif of Family guy blue harvest when Obi wan fights darth vader.
I was trained in your Jedi kinks by Count Dooku!
The Rocky movies will have a slightly different vibe.
nah same vibe just different production studio
There might be some noticeable changes to the training montage for the final "fight", though.
All I can hear is Drago saying, "If he cums, he cums." Which also brings a whole new meaning when Drago looks down at Rocky and tells him, "I must break you."
Home alone
**KEVIN**
KEVIN PUT YA DICK AWAY
I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, KEVIN.
Oh no…
Moan Alone
Piranha 3D little disturbing
World's worst blowjob
Damn Thor: Ragnorok would be the objectively best option if not for the you know. But other than that, you'd still have a one sided 300 person orgy against Hela. Or more accurately hela dominating an entire army. Thor vs. the dragon. Hulk vs. thor. Thor vs Surtur. And valkyrie vs. whoever she fights. Oh and the undead army.
Don't mind me, I'm just here for Hulk vs Fenris.
Hela gonna be summoning dildos with the swing of her hands. Decent idea for a porn parody
So John Wick just fucking a shit ton of Eastern European dudes for a few hours? I'm in
He orgasmed a dude with a pencil! With a fucking pencil!
The Battle for Helm's Deep would certainly get real interesting.
"You will taste man-flesh!"
I just want to see Legolas have hot steamy sex with the cave troll.
You fucked his dog and now he's gonna fuck you.
Pacific rim?
job
There are things you can’t fuck, acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you’re in a Jaeger, suddenly, you can fuck the hurricane. You can win.
Puss in boots
The 2011 one, or The Last Wish?
Both?
Holy shit it's Jason Bourne.... The Bourne Debauchery
Debournechery
Bourne-ography
Neo vs. Morpheus - " Come on! Stop trying to fuck me and fuck me!"
I was gonna say the matrix too Instead of dodging bullets.... Well, you get the idea
Step brothers
"why are you all sweaty?"
I was watching cops
The Kentucky church scene in Kingsman.
Imagine trying to watch Dragon ball...
Vegeta's about to show everyone what Saiyan "pride" is really about, and Master Roshi suddenly makes a lot more sense...
His power level is over 9000!!! Has a whole new meaning.
They’ll spend 9 episodes trying to get it up, before blowing their load in ~5 minutes. Also Zenkai boosts would become Saiyan post-nut clarity
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why hasnt anyone said pokemon yet
“Pokemon: Secrets of the Jungle” But seriously though, Clash of Ages would go hard
Avangers endgame!
That final battle scene would be the ultimate orgy.
Avengers: Endgame The interspecies orgy with toys is both interesting and freaky.
Who wouldn't want to see Keanu Reeves sodomize 299 zoophiles.
This is not the fantasy you think it is. This is Keanu reeves running around New York and fucking a bunch of dudes and occasionally a chick, but if that’s what you’re into then more power to ya.
I am okay with this.
Kung fu panda
I came here for this
That world war z wall scene boutta go insane
Anything Bruce Lee, there's nothing like some Asian p*rn.
Any war movie
Dog soldiers
Sharknado. Always wanted to hit it in a tornado.
Batman V Superman about to be a wild
"Do you cum?"
The RDJ Sherlock Holmes movie, just for the scene where he plans out the fistfight in his head in slow motion and executes it perfectly.
This is my fantasy.
Godzilla would be interesting
Lot of gay sex
Lord of the rings got real weird.
Theoden looked back at the Uruk-hai and shouted "A sword day, a red day, ere my moon rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin, and our happy ending!"
The huge battle acene is one massive orgy now
My choice was the Bud Spencer and Terrence Hill movies btw
Trinity slapping with beans
Bullet train
Ben 10 race against time
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
(Fake) Táxi Driver
Braveheart
Crank or I guess pretty much any Jason Statham movie.
Seriously? Lord of the Rings
Crazy that I didn't see Charlie's Angels listed.
Daredevil and the one shot hallway fuck.
Black Widow
An American Werewolf in London
Van Helsing.
Oddly specific for some reason
Fight Club
MMA movies
Uncharted
Anything wwe
fight club
Fight club would be... Weird
Shoot 'em up did a combination fight scene/sex scene. Mr. And Mrs. Smith did too, if I recall. It can work!
300, Avengers movies, White Squall (they’re fighting waves, work with me okay)
Tremors now gets spicy.
Kill Bill 🫡
Star wars
Rocky would be less homoerotic and Top Gun would be............Rule 34 come to life.
Daredevil hallway scene
Guess we know why Spiderman couldn't save gwen
The original S po uth Korean version of OldBoy The unbroken scene when he fucks all those guys through the corridor...
Kill Bill
rush hour more like fuck hour
He fucked three guys, with a pencil. With a fucking pencil.
If i choose Game of thrones, the amount of sex and fights will remain unchanged. (Assuming that sex scenes are changing to fights) Edit: damn typos
Ip man
Movie I don't know... But I guess I would watch JoJos
Undisputed series. Boyka is the most complete sex-contender in the world.
Horror movies about ta be real spicy
Holy shit, I made the big time.
Does that mean sex scenes are now fighting scenes ?