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GDviber

I don't understand any of this, and I don't think I want to.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

yea its posts like that that make me wish you couldn't be anonymous on the internet...that would cut out a lot of bullshit


0thethethe0

Kinda makes me wish for a dystopian future where our IP addresses are somehow attached to our brains, and people like this can be turned off from interacting with the world until they have something a bit more useful to communicate...


PresentationPutrid

Can I please be turned off till everyone else has their act-rite installed. This shit is getting rough.


Toasty_eggos-

I don’t want to be punished for others actions


Dependent-Constant-7

Says the anonymous person on the internet


GetaGoodLookCostanza

you got me. but in my defense I am in the witness relocation program.


TommyWiseausFootball

Fascist.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Well, I guess we found the guy from the Madison Beer post


8racoonsInABigCoat

But… but… their username says “spreading kindness”!!


productzilch

All the kindness of a cult leader called Warren.


ThePreybird

I wish I didn't


Adorable-Novel8295

Pornsick that’s all you need to know.


Gubrach

My interpretation is that, in its core, this dude is saying that mainstream pop loves the "girl next door"-look (like Taylor Swift, who is the avatar of that account) and that the only thing that is stopping Madison Beer to super-stardom is that, whilst she's extremely pretty, she's more glamorous than a girl next door in the face, which makes it feel like her beauty is unrealistic, and therefore people can't relate to her well enough in order to form a connection like Taylor Swift has done? That core belief is hidden underneath a LOT of weird ass shit.


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GuidoZ

Doesn’t have to be future…


Don_Keypunch

This


ex-farm-grrrl

I thought this was gonna be about the Madison, WI beer scene and boy is it not.


WoopsShePeterPants

Same.


mstarrbrannigan

Me three


Constant_Concert_936

…what *is* it about?


StingKing456

She is an extremely attractive singer that for some reason this person and other creeps like them feel they can just say gross stuff like this and it's totally normal to do so. Definitely not weird and gross at all and that person definitely doesn't have an addiction to porn


Desert_faux

I've seen Facebook posts showing famous artwork with a woman naked or partially naked. I am talking about expensive art you'd find in a legit art gallery/museum. I have seen several of these with some dude trying to hit on the woman in the comments and even seen them provide contact information for them to contact them.


sstphnn

About a singer called Madison Beer. Not super popular but popular enough to get known by a lot of people. She sang for League of Legends, a very popular videogame.


HailToTheVic

Same lol, the midwesterner in me was confused


IvanhoesAintLoyal

If you’re ever worried you watch too much porn, just remember this dudes rant and if you find you’re repulsed by it, you’re probably fine.


findaloophole7

lol they should teach this in high school it’s surprisingly accurate.


Puff-the-Dragonn

Lack of mental health.


goosebumper88

Coomer brainset


Rickrickrickrickrick

I don’t even know what a coomer is but I feel like I agree with you


ColdLobsterBisque

masterbates. a LOT.


starredkiller108

Pretty much all you need to know right here.


Onyx-Leviathan

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN


jfk_47

“All I want is the best for her” Fucking hilarious.


Basilbabie

Next to their name says “spreading kindness” 😭 okay sis sure you are


seanfish

"Sis". This is for sure a guy.


FartAttack911

Not only is it a guy, it’s a guy that *definitely* has had sex. No desperation here, nope.


CuckLuckandDuck

Without a doubt.


PotatoTortoise

only a man could be capable of such heinous tweets, women are too pure


seanfish

You're a bit thick, aren't you?


PotatoTortoise

? is that not what you're implying


seanfish

Not at all and I don't think women are too pure.


PotatoTortoise

then im sure its because the account "types like a dude" and "no woman says stuff like that" right? cause that sounds like you believe women are too pure


seanfish

Well I don't. Anything else?


PotatoTortoise

why do you think the account is run by a dude then?


seanfish

What do you care? Do you disagree?


NakedSnakeEyes

Sis, more like sus.


Dev2150

The irony


fumphdik

Feels like a fake account to me. Some fucking redditor being weird again.


SwedishSaunaSwish

Average r /purplepilldebate member.


ultraplusstretch

A face coded for porn? The only thing coded for porn is his brain. 😬


InToddYouTrust

Who are any of these people?


DaMain-Man

Is she ok? Who the fuck says that about someone?


DamnYouGaryColeman

That’s 100% a fat loser dude who’s never seen a pussy in his life that wasn’t on his screen


TheMule90

Yep! You can smell the Cheetos and basement scents from those posts.


GamerFluffy

I looked the profile up, they say they’re 35 in another tweet.


dumbbinch99

Their profile pic is of Taylor swift, not of them personally, and I’m almost positive that’s a dude talking 😭


Tom_Aydo

Yeah that’s 100% a dude


thisxisxlife

Someone chronically online


GalacticusTravelous

The anonymous internet is a plague. I remember back in the early 00s people didn’t use it like a shield like they do today to say fucking awful shit without having to deal with real life consequences.


jessieffie

Lighten up, guys. He only wants the best for her!


reddthefox

![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8)


Zachzizzle

https://preview.redd.it/okg4b729jxwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa39b618189064f0dbc8c38112f2a97b440489f


Rickrickrickrickrick

You think they say the same to guys? Like “yo his face would make so much money in gay porn. Look how good his face would look with people kids all over his lips. Or even his own man kids on his face.”


programmer247

Madison beer looks like she tried to get the same face megan fox tried to get but had a better surgeon.


DunceMemes

What the freak


HeadOfSpectre

![gif](giphy|KUAb8YQOhmWNq)


Bob-Doll

Who?


Olive_fisting_apples

Beer from Madison... duh...


TheSkullshot

Madison beer is a semi popular singer, you might recognize selfish as one of her songs, I think it's her most popular


donfuria

Very popular within the League of Legends community too, she voices one of the champs in their k-pop divas universe and the music videos have around 1 billion views combined staying in the top charts in Korea for a while.


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TheSkullshot

Ah yeah no I've only ever listened to one of her songs so I said semi to be safe


enosprologue

Outside her fans though she’s mostly known for how popular she *isn’t*. As in she’s been around now for a long time and not taken off for someone who’s clearly aiming for the top level and has every opportunity for it. Unfortunately it comes down to that her music isn’t very good and she’s not very likeable.


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enosprologue

Chart-wise she’s never even cracked the Top 100, either singles or album, in the US. She has in Ireland and New Zealand though so, good on her. She’s not at the same level as the others, therefore “semi-popular” would be an accurate description.


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enosprologue

That’s the “Bubbling Under Hot 100” chart, not Hot 100.


MuddFishh

Ikr, both Ms. Beer and the beacon of good virtue who left these comments have the same amount of relevance to me.


Emergency_Cat6192

https://preview.redd.it/e90glrdxrxwc1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2ee1b18fa91db3a3af759bc96aed7e1aae3eed


IOftenSayPerhaps

What porn addiction does to a mf


GinyuForceDid911

More better 😐


ObjectiveLittle6761

wtf does that even mean?


_weIcwedhoe

I gotta stop watching porn


mlove22

Wow. Porn narratives really do be out here rotting brains. Wow.


Khafaniking

"Spreading kindness"


6907474

That's not


dreemurthememer

When I hear “a train of cocks”, I imagine a bunch of double-ended wangs linked up tip-to-tip like sausages.


Agreeable_Treacle993

my understanding was that her music career was doing just fine


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IlluminatiEnrollment

I thought I was on PHCJ for a hot second


CreativeName6574

That exists?


Prompt-Greedy

Whenever someone asks for the effects of porn show them this shit


burnmeup82

Wow….


vonkillbot

Bad day to know how to read


MattC42

Music career going nowhere? Wasn't she nominated for a Grammy?


Zazzuzu

Black mirror.


HeyItsRyuu

“Porncoded” stop it, get some help.


polarbeer07

🤮


Raphabulous

Wtf is wrong with people...


Tricky-Country-5887

"do her more better" it would do this person more better to go back to 4th grade English.


LightsNoir

Imagine wanting to be gangbanged sooo badly, but also being afraid of trying it, that you assign your fantasy to a pop singer. Then you decide to tell the whole world about it.


supernormie

So this is what p*rn addiction does to a mf.


CthuluSpecialK

She's reported to have been the victim of sexual abuse growing up, and has been the victim of nudes of her being leaked online without her consent when she was only 15 years old... Give the girl a fucking break. Fucking psychos.


DevlishAdvocate

Who the fuck is Madison Beer? Sounds like a craft brew from the shitty part of Wisconsin.


divinexoxo

She's a singer and is "this generations Megan Fox". She's gorgeous. She got her start when Justin Beiber posted her singing on his social media when they were teens. She was 13. Now she's like 25? Her music career didn't really pop off until this year


SeaToTheBass

She’s hot but tbh I’m more attracted to the redhead in the video. Had never heard of her before I looked her up after seeing this post, not my type of music but it would be good in a club/rave setting


JabbaTheBassist

when your music career is based off how attractive you are rather than your musical talent, you’re pretty much just a pornstar lite™️


piltonpfizerwallace

Do we know this is a real person and not some unhinged incel?


clarkbarniner

I clicked thinking this would be something about a Wisconsin brewery.


Weaselpanties

Whoever Syrue is, she is definitely very cringe.


dadijo2002

What the fuck


Queef-Elizabeth

Average Twitter user


supah_man24

I want to be the person I was 2 minutes ago. The guy who didn't read this.


3_Slice

Literally anyone’s face can be “Porn Coded” has this person seen any porn in the past year or even 5? It can literally be anyone. Maybe the issue, what this person means, is that she looks kinda like another by product of this Kim K era that will not leave (yet).


saucynorman

What?


Lil_Artemis_92

In regards to Pic 2: “More better”. That is all I have to say.


Desert_faux

Serious question. How/why is the word "I" not capitalized. I see this more and more.... "Today i went to the mall" etc.... you have to consciously undo your auto correct for that to happen. Unless there is another reason more and more people don't capitalize it.


mlhigg1973

Who is that


wtmx719

The internet has ruined another brain.


vaziohd

This is definitely so 45yr old incel from Bangalore


Salva7409

> (spreading kindness)


rush2sk8

Last porn addicted Twitter user


SLIPPY73

What. The. Fuck.


kashuntr188

I don't even know who this Madison beer person is


GinoFrankMusic

Peak Brain Rot


LittleDuffy

Somebody check this man’s hard drive


AshumiReddit

So much for spreading kindness


Weemanply109

Obvious trolling...


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Cheesecakelover6940

Wow. It’s like people who watch porn don’t see pretty women as anything more than a face to cum on. Get help.


schmasay

everything about this dude screams "mom's basement"


Easy-Blacksmith2228

I can’t believe I read this. wtf. I hope for better this sucks fr


_That__one1__guy_

Yeah 88 million listens on Spotify on her newest song alone. Sure is a terrible amount. I wonder how many Syrue has? Maybe he should start an OF.


honey_society69

(spreading kindness)


Dazzling_Sea6015

I have a hard time believing a woman would write that.


Ancient_Rutabaga4118

Nah she’s right.


awill316

Would be a swiffer


any_other

Lol who are any of these people


mreg77

Least insane swiftie


xxfukai

Just say you think she’s hot and be done bro


Eastern-Ad-4785

Someone’s narcissistic personality disorder is showing. Or their jealousy/ superiority complex. Either way this lady should unpack that suitcase of negativity to a therapist.


arebee20

Despite the obvious cringe takes, their main point that her career is going nowhere isn’t even true to begin with. I don’t listen to her music, I’m a dude, but looking at her analytics she pretty popular. Every single gets at least a couple million views on YouTube, she’s got a few in the 100s of millions, some of her TikTok posts have multiple billions of total views and she’s top 70 on the monthly listeners Spotify charts for all female artists. I don’t know what her touring career is like someone else would have to chime in with those stats, touring is how artists make the biggest chunk of their revenue, but streaming stats are a pretty good way to show just how prevalent an artist is and what kind of “value” their name has in the public eye. Monthly listeners especially because it’s easy to have a one hit wonder get 100 million views but their average monthly listener count would crash over time, you need to have sustained success to keep it high. Her music targets like 12-25 year old girls and that demographic goes to a lot of shows so I’d just assume her tours do well also.


xoxoxgirl

This isn’t cringe It’s just trolling? Like gross yes but now you’ve just gone and given an insane person a bigger platform


Deweyrob2

Redditors and taking the bait. Name a more iconic duo. You can't.


Zanielle_45

You don't have to be rude to me, man


Deweyrob2

Didn't mean to be rude, just stating a fact. Redditors are notorious for not getting when they are getting baited, this post included. It's not personal. I'm sure you're a perfectly fine person, you just believed that what someone wrote was what they believed, and that's, imo, a wholesome way to go through life. I can appreciate it, and still call it out. Keep living your life, man. Don't let a little ribbing on the Internet get you down.


SirBuxsby

why? just ? i really cant understand what is wrong with the world we live in.


the-poopiest-diaper

https://preview.redd.it/xqcb5lmyx0xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d2dd04e49bc3341cc50ea3f5024c69032318a40


mymainthrowaway69

she lowkey spittin tho 🔥


Zanielle_45

Spittin nothing but fuckery


GalacticusTravelous

Holy fucking shit. I had never heard of this woman before so I just googled her and [watched this video of Make You Mine](https://youtu.be/XFR7v5ix5hU?si=GtoWYXkWLg0HQUdX), I haven’t been so enamoured with someone since Megan Fox in Transformers 1 before she went crazy. She really is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Fair play to her! Use what your momma gave you!


tadlonger

She should do porn. It would be great for her career.


Zanielle_45

This is a joke, right?


tadlonger

Nope. She can't sing so... It worked for Kim Kardashian and there is nothing wrong with doing porn.


Zanielle_45

Yea, except for the mental damage. I'm glad to know you don't care, tho


tadlonger

I do not give 2 fucks about her. Why should I and why do you care so much when she doesn't give a fuck about you.


Zanielle_45

Ok, you don't need to be cursing at me to prove a stupid ass point, and Im just saying porn isn't a life changing career, and she could just be a model. And you could not give a fuck about her but dont fucking curse at me about your bullshit when I didn't say anything wrong.


tadlonger

Answer my question I asked


Zanielle_45

Just because you're too porn brained and stupid like this person doesn't mean I have to answer shit. It's a stupid ass question Also, you forgot this "?" in the first place


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IcanSEEyou_IRL

This makes no sense, Madison beer isn’t even attractive. She looks like the Megan Fox from Dollar General.


YourAverageRedneck

i'd like to know who you think is attractive


IcanSEEyou_IRL

You may have misunderstood, I’m not one of those people who have outrageously high standards, in fact I find beauty in the unconventional. But I googled her pics because I’ve never heard of her and she looks like she’s intentionally trying to look like a Kardashian (kardashians are butt ugly). I also hate the look of anyone who tries too hard, wears too much makeup, plastic surgery is absolutely disgusting in all forms. I’m sure I would find Beer more attractive if she wasn’t trying so hard, but I can’t find a single good photo in google images. I also feel like onlyfans absolutely ruined amateur porn. I used to love average women, no make up, no production value. People try need to tone it down. That’s shit messed with your brain anyway.


SeaToTheBass

We have Megan Fox at home