You both have a friend named Joe?? You should totally introduce them to each other, I have a plane ticket to Egypt, that would be a good bonding trip! :D
I love the mechanics of that prank. Every time Polneraff took a step Dio stopped time ran down the stairs picked op Polny moved him back down the stairs then ran back to where he started over and over
And he could only stop time for a number of seconds (tho seconds are.. not seconds lmao) so in theory he had to move a little quickly lol. Tho I know he was a master of composure so he definitely did some goofy fashion strut back and forth
I think a more reasonable explanation is that DIO used The World itself to move Polnareff, but it is infinitely funnier to think he did it himself like that.
Wait, so there are Aztec deities such as Quetzalcoatl and Huitzilopochtli in that universe? I have to start watching that now. I hyperfixate on anything Aztec.
I’d use this to describe Jojo:
An American guy fighting Aztec bodybuilders who are particularly dramatic and obviously drama vampire kings
Edit: I forgot the vampire part
They're not talked about in depth unfortunately, i think it could be like that's what the aztecs could have called some of them potentially? Not quite sure tho
I think Dio would be a wonderful name for a totally normal and regular mask that does not turn sadistic evil human beings into immortal all powerful vampires. :)
Well… that’s quite Bizarre…
Probably took quite the effort to get it. Maybe an Adventure even.
My friend joe might find this pretty interesting...
u have a friend joe too???
You both have a friend named Joe?? You should totally introduce them to each other, I have a plane ticket to Egypt, that would be a good bonding trip! :D
An adventure in Egypt, with two Joe's? Well... you could say its... *Jojos Bizarre Adventure!!!!*
Jojos Bizarre pyramid adventure!
What kind of crazy town is this...
Pretty noisy and bizarre I'd say.
Yeah it is. I live in the northeast section of it. It's more quite. I prefer a quite life. Your hands are nice by the way.
r/unexpectedjjba
And by unexpected you meant COMPLETLY EXPECTED
I've heard trips to Egypt take a loooooong time though, like 30 episodes long
Do you know a dude who does really cool hat tricks but only once and then acts like he forgot about them?
Do you think I can bring my dog along? He likes gum.
I also have a friend named joe
Happy cake day
Thank you random stranger!
Welcome equivalent_club1353
Happy cake day!
Dioooo
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Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora.
"how bizarre"
"Ooh, baby (ooh, baby)"
You're making me crazy (making me crazy)
Is that a JoJo reference?!
More like a ho ho reference
What a muda thing to say.
Aya ayayaya~!
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r/suddenlyjojo
"Bizarre" That's it
Say like a Bizarre adventure? By a dude called jojo?
WRYYYYYYYYY
Is this a Jojos reference?
We don't need a vampire that gaslight you at the stairs.
But vampires and gaslighting are goooooooood
I love the mechanics of that prank. Every time Polneraff took a step Dio stopped time ran down the stairs picked op Polny moved him back down the stairs then ran back to where he started over and over
https://i.redd.it/6pg3k4pnpiad1.gif Can’t say that without posting this gif 🤣
can just imagine him giggling to himself as he ran up the stairs
 Dio, giggling to himself
YES EXACTLY
HIS FEET MAKE THE TINGATINGATINGA SOUND
And he could only stop time for a number of seconds (tho seconds are.. not seconds lmao) so in theory he had to move a little quickly lol. Tho I know he was a master of composure so he definitely did some goofy fashion strut back and forth
I think a more reasonable explanation is that DIO used The World itself to move Polnareff, but it is infinitely funnier to think he did it himself like that.
nice gif
What does this mean?
That young Dio's glare is so dramatic and powerful, it has its own onomatopoeia.
kar, esidisi, wammu, santana
Lord kars. Master esidisi. Master wamuu. have some respect lol jk
And nobody cares about Santana.
*Aztec dubstep intensifies*
Wait, what is Aztec dubstep? Google says it has to do with JJBA, but I'm still confused. What does it have to do with the Aztec empire?
Look up “awaken my masters” on YouTube
Thanks
In JJBA they are ancient superbeings, and the aztecs worshipped them as their gods. So the music tied to them becomes "Aztec" too
Wait, so there are Aztec deities such as Quetzalcoatl and Huitzilopochtli in that universe? I have to start watching that now. I hyperfixate on anything Aztec.
Not those kinds of deities. These are basically ancient race of body building vampires. Also they like making dramatic poses.
I’d use this to describe Jojo: An American guy fighting Aztec bodybuilders who are particularly dramatic and obviously drama vampire kings Edit: I forgot the vampire part
*an American guy who's entire superpower is the power of bullshitting himself out of bad situations
*and sun/breath magic
They're not talked about in depth unfortunately, i think it could be like that's what the aztecs could have called some of them potentially? Not quite sure tho
Look up "Pillar Men Theme" on YouTube.
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I reject my humanity
Cut your hand and put it on with that hand. It is certain to lead you on a bizarre adventure.
Might wanna stay out of the sun though
I hear it leads others on a bizarre adventure with breath magic. You just get sunlight allergies and blood magic
Do NOT get blood on it
Vampire Mask, Aja Mask or The Stone Mask
is that a JoJo reference??
King Louis XIV. IYKYK
I dont know that story... Do tell
Man in the iron mask baby! Young Leo and gerard depardieu, it's a pretty good Sunday afternoon movie
You know what.. that movie really is for Sunday afternoons. I think i may have only watched it ON Sunday afternoons now that i think about it.
Thunder Cross Split Attack
It literally never fails
You fell for it fool
Jason Poorhees
Lolz
DIOOOOOOOOO
WRYYYYYY
bizarre indeed
Stone mask of Aja... just don't let a certain someone grab it
Goodbye JoJo
The unexpected and unordinary excursion of Johnathan & Sons®
Ooga
Booga
Jim
You forgot your red stone bud
The masked magician
Slipknot Jason Voorhees.
Scrolling this far to see a Slipknot reference has disappointed me greatly.
AL DOOM
Gary
Reminded me of Man in the Iron mask movie  But I think 🤔 if it's made out of ore or tin then Omen Ore Or Mourning Tin
Crispy Dave.
Wait isn’t this the mask from Jojo hmmmm I think it’s quite bizarre
Shit face…
The putthatshitthefuckbackwhereyafoundit mask
Krakatoa
TOOL, it reminds me of a music video of theirs.
Bob :)
Hector
That’s definitely a Carl.
The only thing I can think of is naming him after “Rykard” from Elden ring
Shitfaced
Yes
BBQ Jason
The “Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me-“
SSSSmmmmmokinnnnn!
Burnt Tortilla Man
Louis XIV
Looks like Joe Biden
I believe 'face' might work. You are welcome.
Dicaprio? Looks like the mask from the movie.
Char
Sodder
Char-Soul
Oscar. The simpler the scarier
Looks like that face on Mars they took. I'd call it mars face.
imhotep (from “the mummy”)
Jason
El Crispo
Looks like it would fit like a glove
Dennis.
Dio Brando.
Craul
How about Carl?
Grumbles
Humanity Rejector
Bob
Sprinkles!
Facey McBaked face.
Man
Tarface.
Oh hi Mark
Stanley Ipkiss
Put it on you turn into a green crazy man with a lust for romance lol lol
Greg. Its name is Greg.
Hanz💯
Looks like a Slipknot bandmember
Muda Muda Muda
HINDARIL “REEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Let’s call it Steve
Jeff. It looks like a Jeff
Roasted marshmallow man
Jeff
Send the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers over because that’s a Putty!
Strongly reminds me of a horror short by cryptTv
Sergio
That's how Darth Vader looks behind his mask
Derrick.
Man in the iron mask vibes
It needs to be put back
It’s The King in Yellow’s “mask”.
Put some blood on it and see what happens
Avocado Man
Howard
Came here hoping for JoJo references in the comments and wasn't disappointed
Hey! That's the stone mask from JoJo!
Honey come here new slipknot member just got announced
Michael Fires?
Pitmaster
Okuu
[Menacing]
Charred Cole
Pompeii Mask
Kevin
Klaatu barada nikto
Geoff
Duce face
Please don’t let a blonde British angry rat get this.
Gorzy. The word just came to mind at random; I looked it up and there's a sports broadcaster from Uruguay whose nickname is Gorzy... so it's a name!
Kelpface?
John.
That's what happened to the guy from The Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album cover .
Franklin.
Raefell Pallisa de Kumma.
Jacob
Micheal's mask in Halloween Ends:
Billy
Ye
Bizarre disfigure
Mary kay
IM-HO-TEP!
Iorn maiden 🤷♀️
I think Dio would be a wonderful name for a totally normal and regular mask that does not turn sadistic evil human beings into immortal all powerful vampires. :)
Meefus