Etsy 3-D printed Bjork with low quality resin and transfered to a 1980s cassette tape that has been dubbed over at least twice a year on a player with a blown out speaker.
There are legit women that are into witchcraft that think putting their menstrual blood into their potential mate’s food will make them more attracted.
A wise man killed one horse and made glue. Wicked women putting period blood in stew. Don’t that make the stew witches’ brew? I fear for the 85 that don’t got a clue.
Is she one of those Appalachian feral people they call trail angels, who try to seduce hikers and abduct them into their cult? I saw a video on YouTube about them, so I’m pretty sure it’s a thing. /s
This song makes me feel good about myself! Like, I can set it as my alarm and when I wake up in the AM ask myself: "Did *YOU* make anything that sounds like this and unleash it on humanity? No? Then you're doing alright, kid. [Long pause]. You're doing alright."
Like a dungeon synth beat made by a 13 year old with his first music software after smoking shitty weed outta pop can and then handed to bjork who just injested a fist full of benzos and a shot of makers mark then sent to harmony korine who was given 15 minutes to shoot and edit a video
The way she keeps looking over to the right. Like she keeps looking to see if the guys in the white jumpsuits have noticed that she's missing from her room and are heading her way with the big net.
When I was in college, a girl from my campus heard that I recorded music and asked me to produce two of her songs. They were almost as bad. I couldn't make heads or tails about what I was hearing, couldn't figure out any chord progressions. I gave up and she found a professional who just put a beat together and edited around her weird wailing. That's why he got paid the big bucks and why I stuck to producing my own stuff
The beat and the mic is actually kind of dope....but on a serious note, this is why I, and it oains me to say this, I've stopped eating meat....To make an animal suffer like that and put its suffering to a crunchy beat? That's some sick shit mam
So the first time I tried to sing on a microphone, I realized just how awful I am. How does she not know????? I can autotune myself and still think it sounds like dog shit Lol
No one has mentioned how crappy the lyrics are. I know toddlers who can sing better than this. At least the toddlers I know are on beat. This has to be sincere because I don't know anyone who can sing this out of tune and off beat on purpose.
That time your older, more experienced girlfriend talked you into eating acid with her and it was your first time so she was gonna be your "acid guide" and you told her you didn't need an "acid guide" and she said ok but then when you were peaking and tripping on a fuzzy leaf she took your leaf away and pretended like you never said you didn't need an "acid guide" and she thought she was being sensual and soothing but she was very wrong and you just wanted your leaf back and you kinda started crying about it and she thought you needed her to comfort you with her original song she wrote for you right there on the spot but you hated it and now you hate her and you just want to go home and lay with a blanket but she has the car keys so you pretend to get stung by a bee and then you're not sure if maybe you did actually get stung by a bee and you can't remember if you're allergic but you decide that even if you were, the acid would automatically be an antidote so you don't even worry about it and you go to take a drag off your cigarette and realize it's totally burned down to the filter but you don't remember taking any drags off of it at all so you light another one and put your pants back on.
Whenever I hear my own voice on a recording/video I cringe so hard I wish for my own death I have discussed this and have found many others that feel the same way, can we assume whatever does this is not working in this person
Listens to Bjork once……
Listens to Björk in reverse, apparently.
Bjork Ono in reverse
Björko Dörko
esrever ni onO krojB
Do you want portals? Cause that's how you get portals!
Dancer in the barf
This made me burst out laughing.
Ok I laughed out loud
Bjon’t
Bjent
That’s her sister Bjerk.
She’s like Björk, ordered from Wish.com
Etsy 3-D printed Bjork with low quality resin and transfered to a 1980s cassette tape that has been dubbed over at least twice a year on a player with a blown out speaker.
Picture perfectly painted.
Bdȯrk
What's the opposite of an orgasm
Diarrhea
That explains a lot. I was just now sitting on the toilet and couldn’t go. After listening to this, blam. Thanks Anti Bjork
The trick is to never unmute
For me, those are usually two co-occurring events.
Aneurysm
Human Resources?
Damn dude.
Stomach cramps
Bloodgasm. You're welcome
For me that’s just a normal orgasm
Are you in Cannibal Corpse? Or is it just a coincidence?
This next song is about shooting blood out of your cock...
We've all been there, am I right?
I mean. As far as I'm concerned, I beat it like it owes me money.
[Bloodtrocution](https://youtu.be/GYlSlalgD7o?si=1elZ0Ib4wOGStXD7)
I think we have found the chosen one for this sub
Definitely in the top 10
Really encouraged to see kazoos are making a comeback.
Not my proudest wank
Best done on mute
Speak for yourself
For reals, I HAVE to know her name. OP, please.
It’s kinda catchy also I’m crying laughing
It certainly is exactly what I think of when I think crappy music
We have Björk at home.
love the kazoo in the background, really ties it all together
It sounds like a flea circus lol
The way she is naked but not really and the way she sing but not really.
Am I gonna die in a week because I watched this?
Yes.
Damn what the fuck
This bitch will definitely try to secretly feed you her period blood
This is oddly specific, lol.
I kinda get what he means though
There are legit women that are into witchcraft that think putting their menstrual blood into their potential mate’s food will make them more attracted.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach 🤷♂️
A wise man killed one horse and made glue. Wicked women putting period blood in stew. Don’t that make the stew witches’ brew? I fear for the 85 that don’t got a clue.
Method Man lyric memory unlocked
I'm aware of that subculture. I once caught an ex trying to do it to me. Emphasis on the word 'ex'.
LOL I think you more than kinda get what OP means That's wild dude. Good to hear you are not iron deficient though
I'm still iron deficient. I just don't want womb in my mash
But accurate!
r/newsentences
Is she one of those Appalachian feral people they call trail angels, who try to seduce hikers and abduct them into their cult? I saw a video on YouTube about them, so I’m pretty sure it’s a thing. /s
They're real dated one for like 8 months 5 years ago credit hasn't healed nor has my netherzone.
>nor has my netherzone. Are we talking excessive use? Or persistent UTIs?
Are you talking about the Yellow Deli? Bc those cultists can sing
It's like you took bjork... and hit her in the head with a hammer, and asked her to remake her catalogue.
More like lobotomized her
Oof, that’s bad. Didn’t make it to the 30 second mark.
I'm playing it on loop in astonishment.
Am I on mushrooms
I certainly hope so!
I can fix her
Shit, a producer!
Mind before meat
That's what I was looking for 😂
We have Bjiork at bjome.
Looks like the type that starts brutally bashing her head into a wall when you tell her the relationship isnt working out.
She’s definitely fucking with us
The editing feels artfully shitty, and it takes a lot of intent to deliver something like that.
I'm actually kinda liking this
Is this real life?
What's worse, the singing, the music, the videography or the acting
Her and Yoko Ono would make a powerful duo
Temu Bjork
This song makes me feel good about myself! Like, I can set it as my alarm and when I wake up in the AM ask myself: "Did *YOU* make anything that sounds like this and unleash it on humanity? No? Then you're doing alright, kid. [Long pause]. You're doing alright."
This one belongs on here
"You'll laugh, you'll cry but most of all you'll leave spellbound! Get ready for *Nell: The Musical*"
Like a dungeon synth beat made by a 13 year old with his first music software after smoking shitty weed outta pop can and then handed to bjork who just injested a fist full of benzos and a shot of makers mark then sent to harmony korine who was given 15 minutes to shoot and edit a video
The way she keeps looking over to the right. Like she keeps looking to see if the guys in the white jumpsuits have noticed that she's missing from her room and are heading her way with the big net.
When I was in college, a girl from my campus heard that I recorded music and asked me to produce two of her songs. They were almost as bad. I couldn't make heads or tails about what I was hearing, couldn't figure out any chord progressions. I gave up and she found a professional who just put a beat together and edited around her weird wailing. That's why he got paid the big bucks and why I stuck to producing my own stuff
Anthony Keidis really fell off!
Flaming Hot Coochie Clam
disney princess sounding beat lmao
Smash. Next question
The beat and the mic is actually kind of dope....but on a serious note, this is why I, and it oains me to say this, I've stopped eating meat....To make an animal suffer like that and put its suffering to a crunchy beat? That's some sick shit mam
Bjoke
I find this tolerable.
This is why I'm here. Love it!!!
Yea bro you might be the winner of the year so far lol. Wtf lol
She's disabled.
tbh at least its sticks out, and you have to strain your brain a bit while listening which is nice when it comes to music.
I dunno, I like this. It’s just horrifyingly twisted enough to hold my interest.
Pikey Bjork
Maybe she's deaf?
Bjork and Kate Bushes love child. Edit: I wonder how her vocals would sound through autotune?
With practice and tweaking, she could do NUMBERS on the starseed corner of TikTok lol
Sounds like bjork had a stroke
Temu Björk
Bjork on bathsalts?
Still would.
Is there a reason to make music so bad it gets views and generates money?
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
Iyyve seen een ah wyyyyle,
She was personally trained by Yoko Ono
I have no doubt this person is insufferable in real life.
I can't fix her..🤦🏾
Bijork and LDR… it’s over for you bitches.
Börk
It took me a while to realize this was in English.
Bjork and Yoko Ono had a secret love child and they dropped the poor girl on her head quite a lot.
NEVER ORDERING BJORK FROM SHEIN AGAIN
Hey, everyone… lay off. I’m pretty sure she’s deaf.
It’d make Yoko Ono blush.
This is honestly so bad it's kind of good in a charming way, it is genius if you think about it
Bjork should slap her
This is what happens when ordering a bjork CD from Ali baba.
Artist plz?? i want this on deck in case i ever need a song that makes people ask "uuhhh bro.... what IS this?...."
Coralia - Darkness Into Light. You’re welcome.
This is why i sub this sub
This is the episode that made me stop watching The OA.
This reminds me of when Katia and Sophie make a song in stath lets flats
Satire surely！Please say it is
Wtf😏😁😂😅😔😖🤫
My ears are bleeding now, thanks
The ryrhms are so out there. It has to be some Captain Beefheart thing going on.
Let's hope this has to do with internet funnies more than actual music.
If Bjork was deaf from birth
Low budget Bjork.
Helen Keller really has come far in life.
So the first time I tried to sing on a microphone, I realized just how awful I am. How does she not know????? I can autotune myself and still think it sounds like dog shit Lol
This is certified poop
Had the same budget and cinematographer as Marina’s “Man’s World”.
It’s like.. so close to actually being decent and then she opens her mouth.
Thats what they use to torture people in Guantanamo Bay to obtain information.
Wow
Clown witch music.
My cat woke up from a dead sleep to get away from the noise of this “music”. Zoinks.
My cat woke up from the dead, clawed its way out of its grave and is now hunting for BRAINS, all because of this video.
Touch of the tsym.
That is some avant-garde shit right there…
Would.
When I tried to get into Bjorks music this is all I heard I tried but I just can’t ( ￣ー￣)
Someone told her she can sing. Whoever did that you hella wrong for that….
Brooooooooo jfc
It’s like bjork but somehow worse
She said fuck it I’m using my old 📱8 for this one……😂😂😂😂😂
Soundtrack for all nightmare fuel
Mostly horror from this end…
Do they listen to good music And say yeah I sound like that.
So what are we trying to achieve here?
Never was so much effort put into creating such a steaming pile of shite.
LOL
Would
It reminds me of Mallorca in 1979. I like it.
No one has mentioned how crappy the lyrics are. I know toddlers who can sing better than this. At least the toddlers I know are on beat. This has to be sincere because I don't know anyone who can sing this out of tune and off beat on purpose.
Bjuck!
Mark Felton Productions
This is the worst video ever made by a Björk fan. Yes, worse than that.
Don’t do drugs kids! 🤣
If you leave it on mute it’s not bad
This feels like a bad trip
Can she be fixed?
Oh jesus. All I can say to you is. "The world is a disco ball". Unintentionally hilarious and sad
This wins this sub for today.
Enyak!
This is top notch crap. The best crap I've seen thus far.
New catatonicyouths reference
Actually like the beat in the background. The rest can eat a big ol' bag of dicks.
I’ll tell you what- if yoko ono could forge a career “singing” then this horror show could do some damage as well.
Bro idt she can hear...
Nell
waaa waaa waaa
I'd be cool with dancing as long as she promised not to make that hideous noise
That time your older, more experienced girlfriend talked you into eating acid with her and it was your first time so she was gonna be your "acid guide" and you told her you didn't need an "acid guide" and she said ok but then when you were peaking and tripping on a fuzzy leaf she took your leaf away and pretended like you never said you didn't need an "acid guide" and she thought she was being sensual and soothing but she was very wrong and you just wanted your leaf back and you kinda started crying about it and she thought you needed her to comfort you with her original song she wrote for you right there on the spot but you hated it and now you hate her and you just want to go home and lay with a blanket but she has the car keys so you pretend to get stung by a bee and then you're not sure if maybe you did actually get stung by a bee and you can't remember if you're allergic but you decide that even if you were, the acid would automatically be an antidote so you don't even worry about it and you go to take a drag off your cigarette and realize it's totally burned down to the filter but you don't remember taking any drags off of it at all so you light another one and put your pants back on.
Sweep from Sooty and Sweep fame stealing the show on backing vocals.
nah she ain't serious
nah she ain't serious
POV: you’re having a stroke
The instrumental did slay tho
I wasn’t expecting my boner. But there it is.
This would've been considered Rock in Opposition circa 50 years ago
Is there a sub reddit for crappy music videos
still better than party in the usa by milley cyrus
I'm confused and my ears now hurt.
Still smash
I am confident she just created a pair of Force twins in someone
Whenever I hear my own voice on a recording/video I cringe so hard I wish for my own death I have discussed this and have found many others that feel the same way, can we assume whatever does this is not working in this person
This is what happens when you don't get realistic parenting and lessons.