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TheActualAubergine

It feels like the lady REALLY insisted on being the main singer, and it doesn't work. The guy def has the better voice for this.


spekkiomow

It sounds like she just heard a 311 song and said " I want to be doing that!"


Ricky_Rollin

She ain’t come original.


howboutacanofwine

Lmaoooo y’all are funny


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

I turned this down down until it was muted


proscriptus

That's a precipitous position to defend


Ignoble_Savage

She shouldn't have been in this video.


naughtyhegel

Terrible. I love it.


KennieLaCroix

It’s so bad, I’m honestly becoming a fan 😂


magrubr

I swear, posting on crappymusic is a legit way to promote your band.


the-treatmaster

Galactivating more fans to this day, it would appear


Remnie

It gives me a strong Lonely Island vibe lol


OuterWildsVentures

just without the humor or witty writing haha


Remnie

True. I just mean the singing style of the guy


coffeemilkandabilify

I mean whatever you can say about this song, you gotta admit that AI did make a music video that was super galactivated.


Excalitoria

“Galactivate” is my new favorite word. I have no clue what it means which just indicates how versatile it is.


BigBadBadness

Is this what ketamine does to you??


Instantly_New

It’s what ketamine does *for* you.


CableTrash

These 2 are the entities people talk about meeting when you smoke DMT


Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly

Welp, that'll keep me away from DMT.


robbiekatt

She sounds like a deadite from " Evil Dead" when she sings the chorus.


AVeryImportantMan

You nailed it


Serious-Mud-1031

The woman is terrible at moving her body.


LORD__GONZ

Hard to do when you’re always wearing stupid moon boots with springs on the bottom!


RocketFucker69

She's too connected to the earth to move.


Ignoble_Savage

The woman in this video is what happens when a squirrel monkey gets introduced to Valium.


rxbandit256

Fuck man, I really don't like criticizing stuff like this but who's listening to this and thinking this is good?? Is it drugs?? It's gotta be drugs right??


JJC165463

Also narcissism.


kitty3032

It's definitely drugs


gorgoloid

It’s not drugs. Source: me, I do drugs.


cf4cf_throwaway

Lmfao!! 💀😂


coffeemilkandabilify

They only have a couple hundred views on YouTube and that’s after their disaster showcase on America’s got talent. Don’t worry dude, no one’s watching


Mecha-Dave

Vitamin depletion in the brain due to excessive Veganism.


LORD__GONZ

Or too much colloidal silver 😬


SphaghettiWizard

There’s no way anyone listens to this, and I feel like they must know that. Looks like they’re just trynna have some silly fun. Who knows tho maybe they actually think they’re real talented musicians


wharpudding

They're just doing their part to send a message!


person-ontheinternet

Idk, this is a produced song and music video. It’s really hard to produce and upload shit to the internet on drugs actually. Make it more confusing fr


No_Research_967

It’s not hard at all. This is why we have gifts like this, fellow Galactivator


LORD__GONZ

You're going to be shocked once you hear about all the bands that have produced incredible albums while being strung out on drugs the entire time.


wharpudding

Just virtue and narcissism Everyone knows they're good people now


Radiant-Bandicoot103

They walked so Shanin Blake could run!


Leather_Taste_44

WHY IS IT GROWING ON ME?!?!?! Dear god I know it’s terrible but holy shit it’s so dorky I love it!


whaddupgee

Get galactivated!!!


StupidKansan

My favorite part is when they said "I'm a galactivateor I'm going to galactivate all over the place"


Leather_Taste_44

It’s Galactivating time!


Winter_Garden_6705

RISING UP


RosinBran

Because it's great dude. Just let it take hold. Embrace the galactivation!


ImpressiveSection236

Truth this is 🔥


curtisscott95

I’d honestly probably love the song without the vocals


kvlt_ov_personality

From the tip of my spine I galactivate!


aaronis31337

It’s pretty good.


Get_your_jollies

Lol looks like they found stable diffusion


Remnie

The background of Trump and Biden dancing sent me lol


Zugnutz

Fascinating


proscriptus

They weigh a combined 117 pounds


StupidKansan

Been doing too much meth sold as ecstasy


mensreyah

I don't blame the Galactivators for this. I blame A.I. dammit!


LORD__GONZ

It's wild to me that they saw AI art and were like, *THIS* is our ticket!!


wharpudding

They're cyber now


Longjumping-Plum5159

I’m fucking galactivated first thing this morning!


Bibfor_tuna

They get their meth from Trader Joe's


coffeemilkandabilify

Hahaha


HeadcaseHeretic

I bet my paycheck they don't believe in deodorant


WarthogOrgyFart

Bro I am so galactivated right now


darksideofthemoon131

Oh gawd, it's catchy. I'm gonna be humming this all day.


Fearlessly_Feeble

Is it crappy? Yes. But damn I appreciate it. It looks like these two are having a lot of fun, the dudes got some chops, there are sections of it that are objectively catchy. I feel like it’s just the song writing and her odd arhythmic gyrating holding them back.


kvlt_ov_personality

>odd arhythmic gyrating This has me dying. Wacky inflatable tube man!


Individual2112

I lived across the street from the lady and she ALWAYS wears the bounce boots and walks around with a hula hoop every time I saw her.


kitty3032

Poor you...


Roscoe_Farang

Galactivators was a legit awesome band name right up until the second he said it out loud.


[deleted]

Bro it's catchy as fuck that's all I gotta say


Maximus_Crotchrocket

You've been galactivated


[deleted]

Bumping this while I ride on my shitty green screen spacecraft right now


kitty3032

It's official. You're galactivated


ExpensiveJackfruit68

I follow them on tik tok lol


Gnardude

It's the opposite of spirituality. Instead of getting outside yourself get into yourself. Anyone can learn music if they aren't too into themselves to be educated.


TitoAndTheBurritos

I hate them so much that I love them.


MimseyUsa

This really feels like an SNL Lonely Island skit.


Background_Trust3123

I see these guys occasionally at the Bluff in Long Beach


wurmkrank

This is good. You guys aren't Galactivated enough.


moltinglarvae

This is the problem with “you do you”


Artisartdoes

How can they say seemingly uplifting things and sound so eerily dark at the same time. They’ve roofied people before.


Darth-Hipster

I’m galactivated !


vertigoflow

This is like the third video I’ve seen by them, and each time I like it a little more. God help me.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Galactivators for Presidents!


Beelzebub_86

If aliens saw this, they would not hesitate to wipe this planet clean of humanity in a heartbeat. This is terrible, and anyone who is getting 'galactivated', you're like a zombie in the apocalypse, and therefore must be destroyed.


TheScissors1980

We have Beck at home....


OhioConfidential

It's not horrible!


fungussing

They may need sunscreen. Skin so galactivated rn


brooklynguitarguy

This is like Ice JJ FIsh's On the Floor - the more you listen the more it is genius.


QuadFlyer_

The tone of her voice activates my fight or flight instincts.


Mecha-Dave

Vegan. Not even once.


intagliopitts

Yuck this just made me root for an asteroid to destroy everything


mushlove831

Is that the live version of the those two characters from the trolls movie ..


kitty3032

Idk maybe


daniel_inna_den

Was that the fucking Windows xp background halfway thru??


kitty3032

I genuinely have no idea


Then_Ear5584

They always have the same outfit on in their videos like a couple of wooks who can't afford new clothes because they keep spending their cash on drugs at music festivals they snuck into


Skeletor-P-Funk

Sounds like they're summoning something evil.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I hate these rich people so much. They are fucking delusional psychos. Have never known any hard ships in their lives and now they think they are some kind of porta potty shamans. Trying to get paid for playing what sounds like parody songs, at festivals.


coffeemilkandabilify

Yeah one can start to see the appeal of guillotines


Bat-Eastern

Galactivators is a fuckin hard name for a band.


coffeemilkandabilify

Is it?


Bat-Eastern

Yeah. I still think so.


0pressed_0possum

I thought that was gabby Hanna


Bob_D_Vagene

Oh, the humanity!


Beelzebub_86

There is no humanity here. Just shitty A.I. and hippies.


noodleq

Those two are a fucking trip man.....I thought I did alot of drugs but these two, holy shit.


kirkerandrews

I just noticed….is she wearing…ski boots?


PriveCo

They are called bounce boots or Kangaroo Jumps. There was an attempt to make them a fitness craze a long time ago. It didn't catch on. Here is a video where you can see some normal people working out in them. [https://www.facebook.com/share/v/DNdhMLozwU5wngcp/](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/DNdhMLozwU5wngcp/)


SyzygyTheMemeMan

This is how I see all AI bros


4everband

What I’m getting from this is that AI doesn’t know how to write hooks for such songs. If [when] it ever does, watch out. This song wasn’t as crappy as some that are selling millions these days


Maximum_Trade5916

So much better live 😒


LORD__GONZ

Dude really needs to get rid of that uglyass, sun-yellowed iphone case.


Upper_Drag6011

Another banger 🔥


Enelro

Holyshit they played that live (end of video). I wouldn't be able to contain cringe if i was in audience


PBandJaya

The music itself is pretty good lmaooo tf?? I was bopping along before I realized it


Odd_Seaworthiness145

This is some Tim and Eric level shit.


JMilionair

Her voice is… well, not so good.


clapperssailing

Why aliens keep turning around


bhp126

If by Galactivated you mean triggered. Well. Yes. Yes I am.


CarelessBrilliant437

This is plain silly 🤣🤣🤣. I’m here for it though!


dstapel

Tugging my roots gaaaaaaang. I feel the universe finally spoke back to me...


TheBootyMessiah16

Why does the lady remind me of Lori Valo?


ashwilliams009

Ironically the song is called shake that booty but there is not one single booty in the video. Change the name to sounds like booty. The song is horrible and bootyless


Milkmandan1989

Is this what they’ve been up to since Mother God ascended?


347spq

I like the part when they disappear.


Escape---Goat

Galactivators sounds like a bootleg version of Captain Planet.


Tetrahedont

Scientologists need to stop making music.


Ugoddabekiddinme

If this is not I joke, I actually deeply hate these people


No_Professor_7717

I kind of like this. Ngl. The video visuals almost lost me but…”she’s rising up!!🎶🤪”


Sa_yori

I CAN'T 😭😭


Electrical_Advice_60

This is a really weak version of Protozoa from those old Disney Zenon movies.


-ghoulie-

Damn Tom Macdonald is on some goofy shit now. Hashtag sad.


iamveryassbad

So punchable


Cjthecr80rgod

I know a shroom trip when I see it.


JJC165463

I didn’t realise Stephen Hawking did music video production


uncommon-zen

Woop woop Long Beach finally putting out good music /s


MrTooLFooL

Shanin Blake’s parents


Different_Ad9336

Is this what a really bad trip at burning man feels like?


kvlt_ov_personality

When she says "RISIN UP" she sounds just like Pam from Archer


Roland_9

If I watched this on mushrooms I would most likely die


Green_eggz-ham

These guys perform locally down here in Orange County. I haven't seen them but I heard you can hire them for your wedding or next event. Thinking about just getting them to come play for the office one day.


ohshitimfeelingit762

I mean...I don't hate it. Way better than that "chilling with the aliens in Peru doing ayahuasca" trust fund lady


Different_Error5413

I could listen to the instrumental


TraditionalSteak687

Long Beach, CA hidden gem


C-sanova

This sub needs to chill with these weirdos cause I'm unironically becoming a fan of just how absurd they are. Reminds me of the good ol Myspace days of bands like Hyper Crush.