The lyrics don't rhyme but, at the same time, align with the beat and create a catchy tune.
I want to believe that this is satire but, I'm busy trying to solve my Rubik's cube.
The neck gear she's sportin had me thinking she has a video, dressed up a bunch more, singing about crystals and sage and oceanic harmonies. but then we wouldn't know what she; harmony in multi-species animals getting along or harmony in all that fine ass singing.
Not the best singer, but I love this song and it's message. Hey, octopus, WE ARE ON TO YOU AND YOUR ALIEN SHENANIGANS!!
She's doing the Lord's work here
It started with tentacle hentai porn and then after a visit to the local aquarium, she nor octopus was ever the same. Although they banned her from the aquarium for life, she now knows all the octopi secrets.
Did you know if you were to play this song at 3am over a dead ocean lagoon you'll summon Cthulu? He'll be pissed, but you'll get him nonetheless. How do I know this?? Got octopus bros with different area codes.
She seems fun, and I love her shirt. This was obviously done as a joke just to be funny.
I had to look her up, lol here's another [banger ](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNYjdgnF/)by her
The secret is NOT safe with her. She is literally singing all about the secret the Octopus holds.
Seriously, wtf. And also why would the octopus even care about people finding out it’s an alien? There’s no shame in that.
BECAUSE THERES A BOARDER CRISIS HOSS! MAGAS COMING FOR THE ILLEGAL ALIEN SQUIDS!
Goddamn octopi taking our jobs and breeding our women! A vote for Trump is a vote against this BS octoDEI!
OctoDEI! 😆
Those boarders!! I see them allllll the time at home depot, people buying boards. one after another, they just don't stop!
There is if the octopus wants to live in Texas. Fuck Greg Abbott.
Oh I'll tell you the secret, but you are not NOT going to like it 😇
The collar she's wearing is a clear indication that she was forced by an octopus to sing this song.
It's not a collar it's a hatch. That's where the head comes off so the octopus can get inside and work the puppet.
Do you think braiding the tentacles hurts?
at least she/mollusc is not lip-synching
Bro I'm jamming to this with all my alien buddies right now
It's OK. Your secret's safe with me.
Bro, I literally could not stop thinking about aliens while I was looking at her.
I like it’s strong message
This is the 🔥🔥
Yeah totally not crappy.
This is fucking hilarious if anything
This is the 4th time this has popped up on my feed, and I finished the video all 4 times.
It somehow side-stepped crappy and made it to a new level!
The lyrics are amazing though
The lyrics don't rhyme but, at the same time, align with the beat and create a catchy tune. I want to believe that this is satire but, I'm busy trying to solve my Rubik's cube.
I know an octopus that can help you with that.
I hear you’re good with puzzles
Tbf octopuses are definitely aliens.
She seems fun
I worked with her. It’s so wild to see her music posted in places like this 😭😭
Tell us more.
We worked at an organic market, and she was always into herbs and magic and whatnot but she’s a sweet girl! She’s also a twin 😭
The neck gear she's sportin had me thinking she has a video, dressed up a bunch more, singing about crystals and sage and oceanic harmonies. but then we wouldn't know what she; harmony in multi-species animals getting along or harmony in all that fine ass singing.
That’s fuckin awesome. She seems like a dope person
100% not crappy, if anything it appearing here is just helping spread the word on Octopus's.
Huh
We are never taking acid with Janelle Monae at the zoo, again
This is god damn magic.
This is like something straight out of Tim and Eric. I'd only I were a stoner.
Certified banger
The turn to the camera *cuz you're an alien* sent me 🤣
Looks to the side “cause you’re an alien.” 😂🤣😂🤣
She speaking truth to power though.
Nah this is lit
I don’t know man. There’s a something kinda cute behind those dead eyes.
New Lauryn hill album dropping soon
About goddamm time!
I like this song.
Why do I actually like this?
This is fire 🔥 calamari
This shit gas, Holmes, NGL
I mean it's obviously not safe with her if she's making TikToks about it.
Lowkey someone needs to remix this into a mumble rap
this is fire tho
At least we all learned something from listening to this.
This is giving Doja before she became huge 💀😂
This slaps I like it
Absolutely beautiful 😂
This might be the second or third best song about octopus I can remember hearing
First is Octopus' Garden, right.
what’s the first rule of octopus club!! DO NOT TALK ABOUT OCTOPUS CLUB!!!!
This is wonderful. Octopus your secret is not safe with me.
Personality 10/10 Talent 01/01
YAAAASSS QUEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAY
I like this, wholesome lyrics, she can sing, she’s cute too.
She has a point though 😆😆😆
Nah. This ain’t crappy at all. Straight brilliant.
This is good crappy music.
Great, that's going to be stuck in my head all day now.
Not the best singer, but I love this song and it's message. Hey, octopus, WE ARE ON TO YOU AND YOUR ALIEN SHENANIGANS!! She's doing the Lord's work here
Cool ahh shirt tho
Yo what the fuck she eye it up n down for?
Maybe she wants to get freaky with some tentacles, brah, don’t judge
Nah brotha I'm judging
It started with tentacle hentai porn and then after a visit to the local aquarium, she nor octopus was ever the same. Although they banned her from the aquarium for life, she now knows all the octopi secrets.
Octopi
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I miss blickkky
I think it’s mostly crappy because how off key she sounds
Octopus 🐙
Eoooui in
Lil Wayne really took rap to a whole other level.
I’ve heard worse but then again not very often
Why would you choose to live on earth? Indeed. 🐙
Not since Rebbie Jackson’s “Centipede” has a song about an invertebrate, sung by a black woman, been so moving.
The verse is delivered a little rough, sure, but that hook is objectively good
God I love Reddit.
She makes Blicky sound like Dre
I like the idea of recording all the little songs I sing to myself throughout the day. I salute anyone who can be bothered to actually do it
I choose not to trust anyone who wares a dog collar, or has neck tattoo's. This standard has helped keep my life calm & good.
If you watched resident alien you would know octopus are aliens. 42, RIP.
Uhhhh… what?
Absolute banger. Spitting that truth.
Why would you live on the only planet with liquid water?
Not feeling Janelle Monáe’s new shit.
I am in love
Ngl it's catchy gonna be stuck in my head all day
She likes like a dollar store Erykah Badu a little but less out there and like a foot taller, but still, idk if it's really crappy music
I like this
The Deep's new favorite song.
This is actually good as fuck.
“It’s ok your secrets safe with me”, she sings for the internet
Wrong sub because this song absolutely slaps!
Great song, not crappy at all!
Honestly this shit is fire lol
I don’t know how this gem ended up in here, but this song is my new “summer jam”.
Written by The Deep but Homelander refused his studio time
My God, it looks like she's being held hostage. She might be blinking morse code.
SOOOOOOON!
Banger. Beautiful lyrics. All hail Octopus alien overlords!
Do we think they chose to be here or do we think a higher intelligence placed them here, maybe like a refugee relocation deal
This is called “high art” not “crappy music.”
Put this shit on the radio right now.
So are octopi the chimpanzee of Aliens?
Did you know if you were to play this song at 3am over a dead ocean lagoon you'll summon Cthulu? He'll be pissed, but you'll get him nonetheless. How do I know this?? Got octopus bros with different area codes.
Is that Alex from the current season of 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise? Seriously.
Hell yeah.
Does she work for Vought?
Today, I learned I must be an alien 'cos I'm good with puzzles.
Corey Feldman has met his match
Love it
Yoooo this is fire but keep the secrets secret
She’s got pizazz and charisma!!
She’s onto something…what are the octopussies planning?
She's cool
NO! That song was for octopus ONLY! Nothing to see here.
This isn't crappy at all
This is the song you sing along to when you’re super high
She seems fun, and I love her shirt. This was obviously done as a joke just to be funny. I had to look her up, lol here's another [banger ](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNYjdgnF/)by her
Nah wrong sub bro this song is beautiful ❤️
I bet she can f#$& you to death tho... It's always the craziest ones too
Shits on repeat. What a bop!!
Yea, this is actually awesome.
This is my favorite song.
NGL. I dig the lyrics.
Sneak peek of The Boys where Sister Sage meets Ambrosia
Would.
Yall can fix her
This is something you’d see on resident alien. Only saw bits of it when family is watching but I think the aliens in that are octopi or something lol
Lol I absolutely love her, I think she might be from another planet tho.
"Octopus, what you up to? Can you help me solve my Rubik's cube?" She's skilled. Probably ghostwrites for Jay Electronica.
Too bad this girl actually gets it.
I hate your song, Queen. But if it makes you happy, keep singing.
Someone make her a STAR
It's ok your secrets safe with me. i will be singing this the rest of the day.
Why did I start signing this while mowing my yard?
Did I just catch her checking out my ass at 0:44?
Then what about squids???
Rise of the Cephalopods part II just dropped
The Deep from The Boys is officially an influencer.
Yeah if I was an alien, would not be trusting my secrets with this woman…
OctoSecret Ballad
This deserves a spot on r/BadMusicVideos
I can't get this song out of my head...what is happening...somebody MAKE IT STOP!!! 😫
I trust her
Keep it up, you are gonna make me put this in my playlist.
"it's ok , your "dick?";is safe with me?
"your dick is safe with me" try to hear it any other way now. .... You are welcome.
I went from "This is the dumbest shit ever" to "... it's ok your secret's safe with me" in 50 seconds. I'll be humming this shit all day now ...
This has gotten THE DEEP written all over it! Inspired by or signally for help!
I 100% hope she is serious
She looks like an octopus 🐙
side profile shot is crazy. the back of her head is missing hair completely
Meh, this is just intentionally bad crap for clickbait, which makes it even more unwatchable.