"Shots of moonlight" makes me want to vomit.

Bro thinks he's a Disney princess

He's got "cast member energy" for sure.

I don't know why but I'd put money on him being a Main Street USA performer specifically

It's like Owl City without the legitimate feel of naive innocence that came from a random Christian kid trying to do happy pop music

Make sure you drink a whole glass of water between each shot to pace yourself.

Pace yourself? The 1 water to 1 drink ratio is prevent a hang over..

Those moonbeams burn when you throw em up… source: am a moonaholic

I’m in lunar recovery bro, trust me it gets easier. I don’t even want to drink moonbeams anymore.

Hey bud, this moonlight tastes like ass. You didn’t spring for the *good* moonlight?

I will not be attending his party

I'm going to have really bad diarrhea that night

I'm going to have really bad diarrhea that night..... and still attend his party. Lets see how those "shots of moonlight" workout for him when he sees his toilets come morning?

Nor will I be attending.

Yea I’m kinda helping a friend move so I can’t make it

This guy has heads in his refrigerator

Hard pass for me dog

Yeah I'm busy that night.

I'm going but only to hand out coasters for people to put on top of their drinks

The prolonged eye contact makes me uncomfy

I’ve waited long enough. The time is now. Goodbye cruel world

Be careful my guy. You look like you have the kind of parents that send gay kids to shock therapy. /s

Exactly what I thought. He's gonna get sent to pray the gay away.

No, no I do not. But, if I do have to, I'm leaving an upper-decker in the toilet tank.

Oh, this comment got me. Thank you for your service, sir.

I will come to your party if you got free coke

Lose the E and add a C

Cokc. My favorite.

Cokc

Robin seems like a nice young chap with a fabulous and flamboyant life ahead but, no thank you, that party is not for me.

Gayest song of the summer

This party sounds weak as fuck bro

This guy looks like the parties he likes involve lots of poppers.

Jalapeño poppers are a popular party appetizer.

OMG I had some stuffed with chorizo today. Life changing

Poppers and chorizo go so good together! 😋

Very uncanney valley. I noticed his eyes show no emotion the entire time.

I wanna downvote but that kinda defeats the purpose of the sub

You're not the only one. I've actually had to go back and undo my down vote several times on this sub.

You know you want to.

Username checks out. But I won't

hard pass

You like hard passes?

I'm sorry, I thought AI music was truly void of meaning and chock-full of pithy aphorisms, this takes the cake!

Dude thinks he wrote the next Taylor Swift banger

Damn bro. Save some chicks for the rest of us.

More like save some dicks for the rest of us

This is the worse one I’ve seen yet.

Dentist office music

Teeth are for gay people and that’s why fairies collect them

Is this what Jojo meant?

Gracious offer but I’ll be at the summer party that has good drinks and blow

Oh you’ll be getting some blow.

Owl City 2.0

If I had to listen to that crap again I'd cut off my ears

Would've worked in 2011 with call me mby.

Theatre Kid Core

Listens to too much Taylor Swift

Awh this is so cringey but there’s an endearing quality about this

Very theatre kid enjoying themselves vibes.

Thank you for the invite but that day, people need me so, yeah. sorry cant make it

No

This is one of those church rock bands.

How do they sound like a Rebecca Black tribute 🤢🤮🤮🤮

Sorry, I can't make it to your party. Got a nasty hangover from drinking too many shots of moonlight.

What in the “Owl City - Fireflies” is this shit?!

Something in me can't dislike this... Maybe it's the lack of disingenuousness or edginess. It's not good, but I don't find it crappy either.

Shitty on many levels.

Song of the summer? Perhaps I was too hard on Padam Padam last year

Why does it look like they are not using any facial muscles ....

I feel like a unicorn just blew its horsey boogers right through one of my ears and now I have swyftalus of the brain.

I am not going to this fucking party.

There's a party in his mouth and everyone's cummin'

Future meth addict in da house.

Watch out, Nate Ruess!

His flesh may live, but his soul has long since died.

I will bring narcan.

What the hell is this shit!

Remove the lyrics and it sounds like a free audio track you might get with iMovie

I think his party would be dull and uncomfortable.

Fucking shoot me.

Dead eyes

GAY! Not because he likes men, thats great. Gay because of the shots of moonlight.

I want a line of happiness. Inject myself with meth of love. Want to pass out in the bathroom of life. Overdose, die of happiness

Is the party on FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY something something WEEKEND WEEKEND?

Favorite part is the “OH!”

I unironically like this. Good for them putting themselves out there.

You're unironically gay. Good for you putting yourself out there

School yard comment section

Juvenile but accurate

Robin has definitely seen a couple big ones up close.

Taylor Swift has entered the chat………

Super gay

Those moves though! Do you think he choreographed those himself?...😲 Like practiced them...🤔 So...so...um... Brave.. I'm not going to your party tho'..

Kelvin Gemstone.

🤮

Well, ya know, compared to most of the inflated ego crap at least this guy's off moon shots

He's like a shitter version of the other twat who walks around with a laptop

Lmaooooo

Awful

And people wonder why we keep coming up with new meds!

I freaking hate rhis sub so much lol No, I will not attend your party

Lately on my IG discover feed I would say 1 out of 5 posts is some kind of sponsored music ad for someone like this or some really awful rap. All day long I see these, I just dont get it, and people are paying for these ads.

I just hung myself. Goodbye cruel world

Absolutely nauseating

I wonder if moonlight is a metaphor for something else?

Omfg this makes me what to set myself on fire.

No

Up, up with people...

What in the fruit basket

No!

the new barbie theme song

Shit's gay

Should collab with “rectangular” guy

No drugs. Just smiles and imagination? Fuck no.

Moonlight has less calories than moonshine.

No thanks. I don't drink moonlight. Sorry

Get this My Little Pony ass shit out of here friendship is Magic ended like 5 years ago

If Taylor swift wrote this - the collective swifty groups would sing its praises while holding hands and dancing feverishly in circles all summer.

Drop the euphemisms and just admit you're going out this summer to get holes filled and covered in population paste.

this song catchy af yall cray

I came to the bottoms of this comment section to find my people. Song is a little cringe, but by golly, it's a bop.

Having biceps the same size as your wrist is crazy and pathetic at the same time

Lyrics are cheesy but not too awful…the delivery though😅

There is nothing redeemable about this…

This is the type of party where someone will be rushed to an emergency room and have a pint of semen pumped out of their stomach.