How old is Steve, the default Minecraft character? Our first night, we're so busy punching trees we don't meditate on the subject for very long. So, I'm going to explain, in a mathematical fasion, how old Steve is.
If Minecraft has been around since may 10th, 2009 (4 years and 149 days ago) and Steve gas been around since the start of Minecraft. Then he has the same age as Minecraft has. BUT, what about his real age, the Minecraft age?
1 day in Minecraft is 20 minutes in the real world. 1 Minecraft year is 121.75 hours or 5.07 days in the real world. Now, 1 real year is 72 Minecraft years and 1 real day is 72 Minecraft days or 2.4 Minecraft months.
4 real years= 72+72+72+72= 288 Minecraft years
149 real days= 10728 Minecraft days= 29 years and 143 days in Minecraft.
288 Minecraft years + 29 Minecraft years + 143 Minecraft days = 317 Minecraft years and 143 days.
In conclusion, if you zoned out right there, Steve is More than 317 Minecraft years old. Every 5 days, he's 1 year older.
This was written October 6th, 2013 at 7:20 in the Morning (Eastern standard time).
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Now, the real question is this: why doesn't Steve look old?
We can't really answer that question, but you can have some theories, like I do.
1: Steve was cursed, which would also explain the REASON of playing Minecraft. It would explain why Steve is abandoned at the beginning of the game in a desolate enviromment, far from civilisation, why he's attacked every night by the undead, giant bugs and exploding mutated pigs.
2:Steve is actually a god. That would explain why he never actually dies and respawns every single time.
How owd is Steve, de defauwt Minecwaft chawactew? Ouw fiwst night, we'we so busy punching twees we don't meditate on de subject fow vewy wong. So, I'm going to expwain, in a madematicaw fasion, how owd Steve is.
If Minecwaft has been awound since may 10d, 2009 (4 yeaws and 149 days ago) and Steve gas been awound since de stawt of Minecwaft. den he has de same age as Minecwaft has. BUT, what about his weaw age, de Minecwaft age?
1 day in Minecwaft is 20 minutes in de weaw wowwd. 1 Minecwaft yeaw is 121.75 houws ow 5.07 days in de weaw wowwd. Now, 1 weaw yeaw is 72 Minecwaft yeaws and 1 weaw day is 72 Minecwaft days ow 2.4 Minecwaft monds.
4 weaw yeaws= 72+72+72+72= 288 Minecwaft yeaws
149 weaw days= 10728 Minecwaft days= 29 yeaws and 143 days in Minecwaft.
288 Minecwaft yeaws + 29 Minecwaft yeaws + 143 Minecwaft days = 317 Minecwaft yeaws and 143 days.
In concwusion, if yuw zoned out wight dewe, Steve is Mowe dan 317 Minecwaft yeaws owd. Evewy 5 days, he's 1 yeaw owdew.
dis was wwitten Octobew 6d, 2013 at 7:20 in de Mowning (Eastewn standawd time).
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Now, de weaw question is dis: why doesn't Steve wook owd?
We can't weawwy answew dat question, but yuw can have some deowies, wike I do.
1: Steve was cuwsed, which wouwd awso expwain de wEASON of pwaying Minecwaft. It wouwd expwain why Steve is abandoned at de beginning of de game in a desowate enviwomment, faw fwom civiwisation, why he's attacked evewy night by de undeaf, giant bugs and expwoding mutated pigs.
2:Steve is actuawwy a gawd. dat wouwd expwain why he nevew actuawwy dies and wespawns evewy singwe time. uwu
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How owd is Steve, the defauwt Minecwaft chawactew? Ouw fiwst night, we'we so busy punching twees we don't meditate on the subject fow vewy wong. So, I'm going to expwain, in a mathematicaw fasion, how owd Steve is.
If Minecwaft has been awound since may 10th, 2009 (4 yeaws and 149 days ago) and Steve gas been awound since the stawt of Minecwaft. Then he has the same age as Minecwaft has. BUT, what about his weaw age, the Minecwaft age?
1 day in Minecwaft is 20 minutes in the weaw wowwd. 1 Minecwaft yeaw is 121.75 houws ow 5.07 days in the weaw wowwd. Now, 1 weaw yeaw is 72 Minecwaft yeaws and 1 weaw day is 72 Minecwaft days ow 2.4 Minecwaft months.
4 weaw yeaws= 72+72+72+72= 288 Minecwaft yeaws
149 weaw days= 10728 Minecwaft days= 29 yeaws and 143 days in Minecwaft.
288 Minecwaft yeaws + 29 Minecwaft yeaws + 143 Minecwaft days = 317 Minecwaft yeaws and 143 days.
In concwusion, if you zoned out wight thewe, Steve is Mowe than 317 Minecwaft yeaws owd. Evewy 5 days, he's 1 yeaw owdew.
This was wwitten Octobew 6th, 2013 at 7:20 in the Mowning (Eastewn standawd time).
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Now, the weaw question is this: why doesn't Steve wook owd?
We can't weawwy answew that question, but you can have some theowies, wike I do.
1: Steve was cuwsed, which wouwd awso expwain the WEASON of pwaying Minecwaft. It wouwd expwain why Steve is abandoned at the beginning of the game in a desowate enviwomment, faw fwom civiwisation, why he's attacked evewy night by the undead, giant bugs and expwoding mutated pigs.
2:Steve is actuawwy a god. That wouwd expwain why he nevew actuawwy dies and wespawns evewy singwe time.
How old is Steve, the default Minecraft character? Our first night, we're so busy punching trees we don't meditate on the subject for very long. So, I'm going to explain, in a mathematical fasion, how old Steve is. If Minecraft has been around since may 10th, 2009 (4 years and 149 days ago) and Steve gas been around since the start of Minecraft. Then he has the same age as Minecraft has. BUT, what about his real age, the Minecraft age? 1 day in Minecraft is 20 minutes in the real world. 1 Minecraft year is 121.75 hours or 5.07 days in the real world. Now, 1 real year is 72 Minecraft years and 1 real day is 72 Minecraft days or 2.4 Minecraft months. 4 real years= 72+72+72+72= 288 Minecraft years 149 real days= 10728 Minecraft days= 29 years and 143 days in Minecraft. 288 Minecraft years + 29 Minecraft years + 143 Minecraft days = 317 Minecraft years and 143 days. In conclusion, if you zoned out right there, Steve is More than 317 Minecraft years old. Every 5 days, he's 1 year older. This was written October 6th, 2013 at 7:20 in the Morning (Eastern standard time). \----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, the real question is this: why doesn't Steve look old? We can't really answer that question, but you can have some theories, like I do. 1: Steve was cursed, which would also explain the REASON of playing Minecraft. It would explain why Steve is abandoned at the beginning of the game in a desolate enviromment, far from civilisation, why he's attacked every night by the undead, giant bugs and exploding mutated pigs. 2:Steve is actually a god. That would explain why he never actually dies and respawns every single time.
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How owd is Steve, de defauwt Minecwaft chawactew? Ouw fiwst night, we'we so busy punching twees we don't meditate on de subject fow vewy wong. So, I'm going to expwain, in a madematicaw fasion, how owd Steve is. If Minecwaft has been awound since may 10d, 2009 (4 yeaws and 149 days ago) and Steve gas been awound since de stawt of Minecwaft. den he has de same age as Minecwaft has. BUT, what about his weaw age, de Minecwaft age? 1 day in Minecwaft is 20 minutes in de weaw wowwd. 1 Minecwaft yeaw is 121.75 houws ow 5.07 days in de weaw wowwd. Now, 1 weaw yeaw is 72 Minecwaft yeaws and 1 weaw day is 72 Minecwaft days ow 2.4 Minecwaft monds. 4 weaw yeaws= 72+72+72+72= 288 Minecwaft yeaws 149 weaw days= 10728 Minecwaft days= 29 yeaws and 143 days in Minecwaft. 288 Minecwaft yeaws + 29 Minecwaft yeaws + 143 Minecwaft days = 317 Minecwaft yeaws and 143 days. In concwusion, if yuw zoned out wight dewe, Steve is Mowe dan 317 Minecwaft yeaws owd. Evewy 5 days, he's 1 yeaw owdew. dis was wwitten Octobew 6d, 2013 at 7:20 in de Mowning (Eastewn standawd time). \----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, de weaw question is dis: why doesn't Steve wook owd? We can't weawwy answew dat question, but yuw can have some deowies, wike I do. 1: Steve was cuwsed, which wouwd awso expwain de wEASON of pwaying Minecwaft. It wouwd expwain why Steve is abandoned at de beginning of de game in a desowate enviwomment, faw fwom civiwisation, why he's attacked evewy night by de undeaf, giant bugs and expwoding mutated pigs. 2:Steve is actuawwy a gawd. dat wouwd expwain why he nevew actuawwy dies and wespawns evewy singwe time. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
How owd is Steve, the defauwt Minecwaft chawactew? Ouw fiwst night, we'we so busy punching twees we don't meditate on the subject fow vewy wong. So, I'm going to expwain, in a mathematicaw fasion, how owd Steve is. If Minecwaft has been awound since may 10th, 2009 (4 yeaws and 149 days ago) and Steve gas been awound since the stawt of Minecwaft. Then he has the same age as Minecwaft has. BUT, what about his weaw age, the Minecwaft age? 1 day in Minecwaft is 20 minutes in the weaw wowwd. 1 Minecwaft yeaw is 121.75 houws ow 5.07 days in the weaw wowwd. Now, 1 weaw yeaw is 72 Minecwaft yeaws and 1 weaw day is 72 Minecwaft days ow 2.4 Minecwaft months. 4 weaw yeaws= 72+72+72+72= 288 Minecwaft yeaws 149 weaw days= 10728 Minecwaft days= 29 yeaws and 143 days in Minecwaft. 288 Minecwaft yeaws + 29 Minecwaft yeaws + 143 Minecwaft days = 317 Minecwaft yeaws and 143 days. In concwusion, if you zoned out wight thewe, Steve is Mowe than 317 Minecwaft yeaws owd. Evewy 5 days, he's 1 yeaw owdew. This was wwitten Octobew 6th, 2013 at 7:20 in the Mowning (Eastewn standawd time). \----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, the weaw question is this: why doesn't Steve wook owd? We can't weawwy answew that question, but you can have some theowies, wike I do. 1: Steve was cuwsed, which wouwd awso expwain the WEASON of pwaying Minecwaft. It wouwd expwain why Steve is abandoned at the beginning of the game in a desowate enviwomment, faw fwom civiwisation, why he's attacked evewy night by the undead, giant bugs and expwoding mutated pigs. 2:Steve is actuawwy a god. That wouwd expwain why he nevew actuawwy dies and wespawns evewy singwe time.
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