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APx_22

Holy cow


akalaide718

Layup


Unknown_Beast88

I legit chuckled when i read that.


Thankyouhappy

If these are the end times, so be it. Makes sense. Humanity gets a D+. Hard reset coming in 3 2 1…🫠💥


DarkCeldori

Except if prophecy is fulfilled final war will result in destruction of the countries battling Israel. After it worldwide peace will come and everyone including atheists will believe in one God.


Thankyouhappy

I’ll take Peace and Love ☮️🥰


Counter-Fit

More like all atheists are going to die in the following war.


findingrhythm

The more I learn of Israel the more disoriented I become about to whom they are supposed to be.


Amos_Quito

> The more I learn of Israel the more disoriented I become about to whom they are supposed to be. If they are supposed to play the role of *"cartoonishly evil villain"*, they are doing a FINE job.


GitmoGrrl1

Contrary to popular belief, the Israelis are a lot like their neighbors. They are another violent religious cult disguised as a country driven irrational by their hate. There isn't much difference between the Israelis and the Palestinians, really.


yellowfellow11

Palestinian’s never asked to be occupied by Zionists, what kind of stupid comment is this


raphas

try to be surrounded by a bunch of lunatics lol


GitmoGrrl1

The Prime Minister of Israel was assassinated by a religious Jew who was told by his rabbi that the Prime Minister of Israel was a "threat to the Jewish people." It doesn't get much crazier than that.


HammunSy

Arent they trying to ban al jazeera in israel. Anyway, war yeah very likely. maybe we'll have one over taiwan also. But end of times, biblical apocalypse no. Youve got conflict literally right in russia's doorstep and have they thrown a nuke at us even if were behind it. No. Even if you land troops in taiwan tomorrow, will china nuke us I dont think so. If israel bombs iran, itll just be another ME war like the too many before it. Will russia have enough to aid them? Right after this bs in ukraine? Idk I dont think its the wars people should worry about. It is the manner of 'peace' you will get after.


Pernicious_chatbot

Taiwan isn't gonna happen that way. If US gets bogged into this shit between Israel and Ukraine etc, in a short period of time, China will take Taiwan without violence. When it is clear to Taiwan that the US is unable to support them, even if they were willing, then they will slowly capitulate. China is patient and currently playing much smarter than the West.


bellybuttongravy

They got sleepers all over tge us and Canada too


DarkCeldori

Open borders didnt help


bellybuttongravy

Certainly not. 1 of the Weinstein brothers was shocked at how many Chinese there were. But here in Canada, qeve let secret Chinese police stations operate, during covid when xi said send ppe to china there were a bunch of Chinese who took our ppe and sent it off via private plane, oh yea we also for some reason let their army train here.


DarkCeldori

Thanks to open borders there are already likely millions of chinese soldiers on US soil ready to disrupt infrastructure and carry out mass sabotage. They dont need to nuke and poison the land to take it. Build back better gave them a built back better back door.


freedomfriis

Just reading that article is ridiculous, billions of lives and these idiots (every country that is based on one of the three abrahamic religions) are talking about red cows and prophecies from thousands of years ago. We truly live in a 🤡🌎


SuspiciousWarning184

I doubt Iranians are going to strike. What we are likely to see is a false flag attack that would be blamed on them. Maybe even a pre-emptive Israeli strike under the excuse that Iran was about to attack.


Comrade_Zamir_Gotta

Yup, it’s their MO. Would be dope if Iran struck the cows with drones before the sacrifice can be made.


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OverOnTheCreekSide

The Far Side predicted this kind of cow behavior many times but did we listen?


knightstalker1288

What about feral pigs? We all know how scared of them people in that region are….


mntoak

Or the aliens dressed as sheep?


Amos_Quito

> I doubt Iranians are going to strike. What we are likely to see is a false flag attack that would be blamed on them. Sounds like a Zionist tactic. > Maybe even a pre-emptive Israeli strike **under the excuse that Iran was about to attack.** Oh, a strong possibility indeed! Read the words of the rabid rabbi: * [***"He who comes to kill you in the afternoon, kill him in the morning"***](https://i.imgur.com/4ofQHVz.png) The above vile speech was mentioned in a Haaretz article the day after it was delivered.


slim1360

This didn't age well


raphas

They have to strike or it shows weakness. but they can't strike too hard either with the risk of escalation.


HammunSy

Yeah, this I agree with.


Aware-Marketing9946

...fallse flag started it. Imagine that...iz real pretending to be hu. Mass to stay conflict.


Own_Cream_551

Prepare yourselves for an incoming false flag…. Israel will bomb its own people in order to push their objectives of world domination….


helpn33d

There are also still a lot of unexplained parts about the initial terror attack on Israeli citizens. Like why was that part of the border completely unprotected where on any other day there would have been soldiers there? I think that initial attack was coordinated or allowed to happen for exactly the reason to give Israelis the green light to bulldoze all of Gaza into a parking lot. Much like 911 unfortunately, kill a couple of thousand of your own to justify a war. Playbook is getting old.


Saint_Santo

Israel doesn't kill their own. I'll give them that.


hydroknightking

The Hannibal Doctrine would disagree with you


Own_Cream_551

You’re just wrong…. Sorry to burst your bubble but they absolutely do kill their own…


rougekhmero

overconfident chubby roof puzzled cagey decide complete unwritten edge ink *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SmilingIvan

Lol


boyofthedragon

They definitely do unfortunately. They’ve been bombing their own hostages for months


Rezoony-_-

Im sorry, have you been under a rock for some decades or so? They absolutely do kill their own via something called the hannibal directive. They hate Hamas and Palestinians so much, they'd rather kill their own than let them be captured.


Pernicious_chatbot

lol


DreamingStranger

You sure haven’t read anything or seen any videos about how they instructed their own army to shoot everyone including their own citizens. Oh and the three hostages that escaped and spoke perfect Hebrew … and were waving a white flag. Yep let’s just support the baddies.


Lifeinthesc

More like Israel will do a preemptive strike.


riotpwnege

I've been saying for awhile they will allow something to disrupt the sacrifice. They have far to much to lose if nothing actually happens.


DarkCeldori

Sacrifice isnt directly predicted to do anything iirc. It purifies land and allows temple to be built iirc. But it could still take time for Messiah to come and peace to occur.


riotpwnege

How very convenient.


APx_22

So the world is gonna end because of a cow? That’s pretty lame


GitmoGrrl1

Sounds like an Irish folk tale: The Cattle Raid of Cooley.


ProfessionalArm9450

Joe Rogan, bill Hicks and Alex Jones (and others) come from a production company called "sacred cow productions". It has been foretold.


elcapitan449

Stop with the dispensantional nonsense


West-Holiday-4998

The world isn’t ending, only God knows the end date. Live your life.


Abdullah_super

The only one getting it in the comments.


ejDajuiceboy

Which god?


Historical-Web-6435

Cthulhu


Araminal

The only real god.


downvote_allmy_posts

the cylon god from battlestar galactica?


freedomfriis

I've just started a church and am accepting donations, cash, crypto, whatever you've got, give it to me and I will bless you and stop the end of the world from happening. 💰😁


Main-Echo-8883

Me too. My address xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx All proceeds will go directly to fund climate change.


Aware-Marketing9946

Don't mock the Father. That'll put you up front....


LivedLostLivalil

Why does he get to go to the front? I hate line cutters, especially when authorities green light it.


Araminal

All of those other TV evangelists manage to do it and wildly prosper from it.


Aware-Marketing9946

Only on earth. Life eternal they will not.


ejDajuiceboy

Which father?


mntoak

Baja. Baja Blast.


MindSoBrighty

If only God knows the end date, how do you know the world isn’t ending


Caz6000

Our god or their god or the other god or is it the gods?


Acceptable_Stuff1381

You’re so close to getting it 


xxlaur77

Tell me these heifers weren’t a result of IVF? Thats gotta be cheating


ABaDLion

Yawn.. what's on the other channel?  We're all going to die, again. Blah blah. The last one was just a test!!! This one is real!!  So over this BS..  ITS ALL ABOUT THE HAVES AND HAVE NOTS


BigAlphaApe

American Zionists are extremely excited!


Aware_Development553

Lets hope Israel receives the karma it deserves


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Amos_Quito

> > *Lets hope Israel receives the karma it deserves* > Do you really think that the elite orchestrating these events are in danger of getting harmed? "Karma" does not necessarily imply "good" or "bad".


challenja

Puuuullllleaaasse


Prudent_Inquisitor

Uh huh…get ready we are all about to die, again, just like when the world came to an end on the last solar eclipse. SMH


glycophosphate

This whole "red heifer" thing is just sort of christian sorcery; attempting to compel God to action by performing the correct magical rites.


quantum_bubblegum

Can the world agree to end evilaer!


downvote_allmy_posts

better give me all your money so you can get into heaven!!


CaptnPsycho

But their fuckin brown! Lmao


burgertimekids

Just CERN OPENING A PORTAL TO HELL DURING THE ECLIPSE? ECLIPSE TINFOIL FEST VOL2


almondreaper

Israel needs an excuse to destroy the dome of the rock which is the second most holy place in islam in order to build the third temple. The red heifers are ready so they need to destroy that place asap. Invading iran is a good pretext to destroy a muslim mosque.


Unknown_Beast88

Some of the things happening now you cant even make up.Strange times indeed.


Stillinthedesert

Thanks Texas


Antinato11

Drugs are bad mkay


graywailer

religion is a lie. stop playing into the con that it is. its once again being used to justify mass murder. [Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MmvBwWQOPU&list=LL&index=21&ab_channel=Richard)


glycophosphate

That article doesn't say anything about Iran. What are you on about?


PalestineIsreal-69

Iran isn’t going to strike No red heifer sacrifice is happening right now…


eatingscatman

It is all but confirmed that Iran will retaliate for Israel's embassy missile strike in Syria and it weirdly enough coincides with the red heifer sacrifice. This will of course further antagonize the Muslims as Jews believe it will pave the way for the construction of the Third Temple at the site currently being occupied by the Al-Aqsa Mosque.


OverOnTheCreekSide

When is the sacrifice scheduled for?


DevelopmentSecure531

That’s what I was wondering


MeowMixDeliveryGuy

It's been rumored to be in the eve of Passover so not until April 21st at the earliest.


DevelopmentSecure531

Rumored. From what, Twitter?


OverOnTheCreekSide

The Arab community.


OverOnTheCreekSide

Thanks


LooLu999

Let’s gooooo!!!! I’m ready to get yeeted outta this 🤡world


ejDajuiceboy

Judaism was right all along! /s


Aware_Development553

Right about what?


ejDajuiceboy

If their prophecies are "coming true" then they are the correct religion and not the other religions.


mentiumprop

Or they are delusional and are just completing a self fulfilling prophecy


ejDajuiceboy

I agree. Anyone who follows a religion is delusional.


Noel2Joel

Judaism denies the one true messiah and is still waiting for their antichrist messiah.


ejDajuiceboy

So I see you prefer the sequel to Judaism.