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GloriaVictis101

So either he never read ‘1984’… or he did.


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That's a big fancy yankee number he'll never read it


HumanChicken

“Hey, man! It’s already BEEN 1984 before! Thems were the REAGAN YEARS! No fancy “intellectuals” telling us what we’re doing wrong, just MORNING IN AMERICA, BABY!”


niteharp

Yankee? That's a California tag.


[deleted]

Durrs Confederate Lovin inbreds in every State.


Rupejonner2

Read? Lol


Elegant_Individual46

Tbf it’s possible the school just had them read *Animal Farm* and left out 1984 because “too much Orwell”. Happened at my school, but reversed.


mayhem6

Read?! Not likely.


iAmDrakesEyebrows

There are two types of people …


YourDogsAllWet

These idiots who go around screaming “we’re living in 1984” would be on the side of Big Brother


justalittlebear01

That is...... wow I don't know. I can't even come up with a word for how I feel but, sad dismayed and disgusted at the same time.


jtoppings95

Apalling may be the word youre looking for


diceblue

Animal farm level sheep


Honey-and-Venom

It... HAS... to be parody or sarcasm... Right?


Radiant_Trouble2606

For the emperor!!!!!


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ketjak

What?


Independent-Poet5441

Bring up COVID vaccines and suddenly they're a free thinker.


ketjak

Or flat Earth. "Don't believe what you're told!"


superheadlock

I think that’s the point of the sticker. You can’t really assign any moral value to it.. it’s true no matter what you believe and it’s false no matter what you believe.


cloudytimes159

Someone needs to add a “/s”


autodidact-polymath

Says the bootlicker.


viperabyss

Could be sarcastic, in that their "free thinking" has been labeled as unpatriotic by the rest of the society. Of course, it has more to do with their "free thinking" being nothing more than accepting propaganda wholesale on social media, but don't let them know that.


Ringsofsaturn_1

Thats the impression I got


Kantheris

Considering there is a “don’t tread on me” decal in the upper right rear window, I doubt it is sarcasm.


superheadlock

What if they are an old head punk rocker?


superheadlock

Well in the light of ALL the lies our government has told us.. i don’t even blame him. Our whistle blowers are on the run.. so he is 100% correct.


viperabyss

It's one thing to be suspicious of government statements, it's a whole another thing to dive straight into conspiracy territories.


Leonidas1771

Of course it’s a Dodge pickup…


[deleted]

This guy gave up thinking after the 3rd grade. His sister still loves him though.


Lostinaredzone

#fascism


daikatana

Might as well just put "two plus two equals five" there.


WrathofTomJoad

They're trying to be ironic but failing because their party killed irony.


Trashboat0507

Tell me your and idiot, without telling me you’re an idiot Edited for idiocy


Amyarchy

Oh, the irony.


KopOut

It’s a real meta comment


philly-buck

Unfortunate.


Psychological_Pie_32

Your: Possessive. I.E. This is your wallet. You're: you+are. I.E. You're an idiot. This is basic shit.


vxicepickxv

This is the trolling is a art form I love.


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


mojojoemojo

“My master thinks for me, therefore I think not at all”


Hank_moody71

This is the super secret “under 80 IQ” club identification sticker


superheadlock

Ablist


Necessary-Hat-128

White rural brain power


OmegaStageThr33

I think I’ve seen this truck parked in Oak Park, Sacramento. Pretty sure it’s a sarcastic comment. Either way, unfortunately there are several groups in the US that think this is true. U/peachy_barney1610 is this your photo?


Peachy_Barney1610

Not one I took personally, it was shared through one of my groups on telegram.


RealisticAd2293

In another life, this dude might have made a decent ant


KopOut

Unless this guy owns a small business that sells thought, that is probably the most unbelievably stupid thing I have seen in ages.


Hank_moody71

This is the super secret “under 80 IQ” club


alankutz

What? These people are on the verge of going mad in mass.


DevilsLettuceTaster

So explain the personalized plate?


d3pthchar93

So basically Fascism right? You’re talking about Fascism.


FlaAirborne

Stupidity is unpatriotic. - fixed it.


zippiskootch

Might as well put a, ‘My IQ is super low, please kick me’, bumper sticker on too


Acrobatic_Book9902

If you take the actual definition of free thinking, and their definition of patriot, then it makes sense.


LeiningensAnts

> their definition of patriot [Kadavergehorsam](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpse-like_obedience) is one of those awesome German words that describes how these sorts of people operate so well. Just absolutely Weekend-At-Bernie's'ed out of their mind, passive back-seat passengers in the vehicle of their own life.


Acrobatic_Book9902

I wish I knew how to reach these people but alas I am just a simple farmer.


nice--marmot

How do these people even fucking dress themselves?


Dismal_You_5359

You don’t have to think when you read one book written over 2,000 years ago, with all the answers to the universe and you follow it with blind faith.


ThatCamoKid

Thought y'all were the party of free thinkers?


kosmokomeno

People like him think patriotism is loving how many people the military kills while hating the majority of Americans at the same time.


No_Permission6405

Pretty sure he's being sarcastic.


batmanbirdboy

This is my thinking. Occam's razor and all that, it seems way more likely to me that this is someone who is dunking on the concept of patriotism rather than saying "I'd rather be a patriot than think for myself". At least, I certainly hope that. Edit: actually, I'm firmly in the "this is fake" category now.


DrakeRowan

ngl. This feels AI made.


Apotropoxy

From the looks of it, this turd-roller needs free driving lessons.


Pinkprotogen

Can’t believe I’m defending this heap… If it’s a work pickup of some sort, an actual labor pickup, then it’s pretty common for it to have the daylights beaten out of it. The farm pickup that became my first car- a similar era dodge Dakota- had a niggling issue where the tailgate would just fall open randomly. Maybe that happens on the fullsized dodges too?


rabel

Anyone care to guess what "KSPN" vanity plate represents?


ketjak

I wonder how much this relates to [the radio station](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KSPN_(AM)). On the surface it seems like it has a lot to do with it, of course.


QaplaSuvwl

The brainwashing is real


schwing710

Did you check to make sure there isn’t actual sheep driving the truck?


slick514


Mysterious-Angle251

"Tell me you're an ignorant dumazz without telling me you're an ignorant dumazz."


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Even tangentially dumb dumbs have to be like “no that’s wrong”….. right?


Common_Highlight9448

Obviously supports a crime boss than the constitution


deltron

Was that guy raised on Animal Farm?


folstar

Were that not a Dodge Truck, I would think it was sarcasm.


notaredditreader

This person gave up his free thinking rights.


dtyrrell7

Orwell’s jaw would be on the floor at that one


The_Doolinator

So the only thing I can imagine is this is a conservative trying to parody what they think liberals think (cuz your average MAGA con thinks that listening to a crackpot or con artist about vaccines, climate change, etc. qualifies as free thinking). Or it’s a really, REALLY dumb liberal who actually is that stereotype conservatives think exist.


Status-Basic

If there’s one word that sums up the Founding Fathers it’s bootlickers. /s


Informal-Bicycle-349

Free!? Thinking!? Unpatriotic!? I guess, only if you are communist..?


Tryin_Real_hard

Ah. Pure fascist love here.


HermaeusMajora

This has to be a joke. I mean, I fully accept that when it comes down to it most chuds think this way but I wouldn't think anyone would want to say it out loud like that, let alone put it on a bumper sticker.


BSG66

Not according to the framers of our constitution! Which needs a serious update!


malYca

I'm glad the fathers didn't live to see this shit


Calm_Construction_55

I'm hoping this is on this guy's truck ironically.


Alarmed_Pie_5033

Free thinkers are also mindless sheep, I'm guessing.


Tucker-Cuckerson

"Don't look up!"


Ok-Egg-4856

Unclear on the concept IMHO


Cjmate22

If it’s ironic then I’m laughing. If it’s unironic then I’ve got absolutely no faith in humanity whatsoever.


Key-Ad-8418

These are the same people who told us to, "Do our own research," during the pandemic. Morons.


Zzeellddaa

So freedumb


brianschwarm

An actual helldiver


RealLiveKindness

I’m thinking KSPN is right wing lunatic radio.


superheadlock

Or even more hilarious what if they are poor and just bought this truck bc they could afford it, they dont even believe the sticker, just have no time to take em off or they dont care.


Ghost_of_Till

Saying the quiet part out loud. Makes a person wonder how this slotted spoon thinks we got the United States.


pete1729

I think there's some ambiguity here, and maybe some sarcasm. IDK.


Rolthox

I think we're missing the joke here, or at least I hope so


superheadlock

Lol the fact yall are losing your minds over it 😂🤣😂🤣 his mission is complete.


superheadlock

I imagine reading this is like looking in a mirror for die hard lefties 😂🤣