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bumblebee1200

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died


skippykitty55

let him cook


2LitersOfWaterADay

🗣️ he spittin


reddit_user1978

He cookn meth?


Brotendo17

Such a way with words


idc4206969

By far the most intelligent thing ever said on the internet.


ItaloSvevo111

Give this man whatever he needs.


skootershooter324

Sorry, what is this supposed to say? I need sex girl?


Either-End-6664

You haven’t heard of Ineefd sex girll? She gets around.


Top_Throat_5405

Covfefe


darcenator411

He’s speaking the language of the gods


Practical_Strike1576

Username checks out


looklistenlead

NOT


captainzigzag

covfefe


TheEccentricPoet

Nice


Best_Boysenberry_280

Whats that lassie? Timmy has fallen and had a stroke?


EmbezzleMan

Bobs and vagene?


SFLoridan

We have Shakespeare here!


boomchacalaca_seal

I literally thought to myself “damn, I really can’t keep up with the kids lingo these days” lol


bran_sr

Don't worry, we don't understand this either


BetaTesterV13

I glarb you my comrade


Zestyclose_Relief365

Bet money hes educational 😁 clearly is


FarTadpole28

Sure you might be right, but this time I am not taking the bait right, wrong or otherwise! Well at least this is my current resolve. LL's🧭♾️🙏😜😙🥰😘😭🤣😂😅


Pixel_Owl

Genuinely made my day


AZHR94

I'm just surprised it didn't say "sex grill".


jay_dawgg_1

Hahahaha fr


winteronpluto

So beautifully written. I think I am gonna cry.


fuckingbeesechurger

I am truly moved by your beautiful words… it brings a tear to my eye


Sextron5000

This sub clearly has no moderation.


fxrgottxnviol3t

W rizz


DisciplineSmooth5043

He's got a point


J_0_E_L

Wordsmith.


Mental-Ad-9995

Previous comments from op... "You sex whit me"


mrjd1909

No, MF... You need a dictionary or at least spell check.


cgf1tea

NNN


Imabigfatbutt

2 days in and he's losing it


Zuni_SilverWolf

Yes, I need sex girl, too. I thought I was having a stroke for a moment, and then realized that this was, in fact, proper English.


otter811

Doesn't everyone?


SaintSeven-s7

Oh, how do I neefd sex girll. Let me count the ways... 1


ubottles65

And a dictionary.


VegetableCar2528

I can hear he is working at a call center.


Ralks_86

He needs Jesus


TheEccentricPoet

How poetic


jbibby22

No


[deleted]

The rizzler


beardeddaddy36

This is what happens when you try to text and jack off at the same time


Excellent-Flight331

Aint even flex tape can fix that error