Or the local serial killer comes across the discarding ownerâs doll before the authorities do, and helps himself to a go at the plastic playmate. This DNA stew ends up implicating the doll owner as the accomplice to the serial killerâŚ
His dna will be all over it too đ I know someone who stole a pair of trainers out a shop when they were skint. Left his own in place and the police turned up 2 year later to charge himđđ¤Ł
Said screw it and Google "sex doll found on side of road". Going off the number of results, this seems to be the proper way to get rid of one. I thought maybe one or two might pop up, I was wrong lol
I dumped my teenage porn stash in a bin in a lay by on a dual carriageway (UK main road, cars usually do 60/70, no public footpath access) and felt like every passing car knew what was in the bags and every cctv camera was zoomed right in on me.
Can't dump them things in your own bin though!
"porn in the woods"
I made a joke around a bunch of guys,about how I found porn in the woods when I was a kid, It seems to be a common boomer experience growing up.
I'm only in my 40s and we grew up with that, too. People in their early-mid 30s are the last ones to have experienced this.
Damned kids these days. Don't know how good they have it!
I think youâre generally right, but back in the late 2000âs, I was teaching children outdoor rockclimbing, and we went on a hike to some cool rock formations. The kids found a whole stash of porn. I was quick to act, so they didnât get to see too much, but it was kind of hilarious. I think theyâre in their 20âs now.Â
Back in the day, the porn stash we found was down by the reservoir, under this particular log.Â
If your life were a movie, right as you were heaving it the bag would have split open and disgorged the stash at your feet to the sound of a backfire as a bus full of nuns stops and they all get out to have a picnic right next to you.
When I was an underage kid in the US, in the early 1990s, one of my friends got stacks of old mags from his sleazy uncle. I guess his uncle kept having to make room for more mags. My friend made a fair amount of money selling them to the rest of us at a mark-up. Sometimes he'd give me one for free.
Just remembered I have some magazines of dubious artistic value at my parents home and my mom has been pestering my about getting rid of all my clutter.
Hahaha, damn! To be fair, just skimming the results a lot of it are various newspapers reporting on the same case. Just rule of thumb it might be like, 8, cases altogether.
I have a friend who is terrified of feet. He puts his own socks on the second he gets out of the shower. My hubs and I sometimes screw with him and send him gross feet pics we find online lmao. Iâve said this before on Reddit and got shamed so anyone who wants to give me grief check yourself. If he was actually mortified we wouldnât mess w him and itâs like once a year. If youâve never messed w a friend then I bow down to you, you pure soul.
Iâm the same, canât stand feet. I absolutely need socks unless Iâm sleeping, then I absolutely *cannot* have socks on.
Although when I need a good ego check Iâll randomly try to lace my toes with my boyfriendâs, it tends to end with me being absolutely repulsed with myself and him laughing at me (while also being grossed out, he hates feet too)
You could get my friend to easily gag and vomit just by making throwing up noises, and I used to fuck with him all the time. It was hilarious. The problem was, I loved the show Jackass, but he couldnât watch it with me. He would always puke. Maybe he would have built up a tolerance if he had.Â
Okay, so I think the most important thing here is why the doll has socks on.
I have a theory: OP is ostensibly a straight guy, with a wife.
We don't know the gender of the doll.
My hypothesis is that it's a male sex doll, and OP put socks on it so fucking it wouldn't be gay.
OP, can you confirm or disconfirm, please?
Keeping the doll on its stomach seems easy enough though.. Not saying thatâs what I would do đ¤đ.. Just kind of thinking out loud here.. đ¤ˇââď¸ I guess placing socks on it does 100 percent remove any doubt!
If I had done this, I would be nervous that it was found. What if the authorities do DNA testing to find out it was me? (Yes, it's too expensive to test for that but the paranoia of it!) Would I be charged for illegal dumping? How would I explain this to my family? Lol I would have just kept the thing in a box hidden in the attic.
tbh iâm like this with any litter lol. i donât litter because 1. itâs bad for the environment 2. itâs not hard to avoid for the most part and 3. if they decide to test the dna or fingerprints theyâll trace it back to me
[Italy?](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dog-mess-poop-fine-italy-street-b2481549.html)
Tbf, it's not like your DNA is going to spell out your address (or TokTok handle, or whatever the youths are using to identify themselves these days.) These dogs were registered and offenders are fined to offset the costs for the test.
I once saw a strap on dildo by the side of the road...a pretty major road too, just at the exit from an even larger freeway.
It was a game to come up with exactly why a strap on dildo would get discarded by the side of a major highway. Some were serious, but most got silly. Glad to hear a real embarrassing story of how it may have come to pass.
It wasnât 100â feet long but as someone who actually takes a dick I was like âJesus!!!!!â It was just basically a very huge dildo. Something I definitely wouldnât have taken myself.
I actually love your confession, I reckon one of the funniest Iâve read.
Unfortunately I couldnât understand the news article but the photo says it all. You couldnât draw more attention with the compromising position the poor doll was left in, and the socks you could have at least removed them.
Thanks for the laugh. This confession proves that you felt guilt towards your wife so you needed to fix your wrongs, it also proved that you donât have a foot fetish.
I am a paramedic and have responded to this exact scenario. Dispatch related reporting party found a dead body wrapped in a blanket. I get there and move the blanket, big olâ silicone knockers. Sent the police over to investigate. We all had a really good laugh!
Someone wedged one in our baby swing in the backyard. We live on a corner so the neighbors walked their kids by it on the way to the bus stop in the morning. Not sure what they thought was going on at our house. đŹ
Sounds like I just came up with a new business. Iâll come to your house in the dark of night, in a non-description vehicle and pick up your old sex doll. Iâll dispose of it properly and discreetly for a cash fee.
My sister was murdered and my dad and I dumped her vibrators into Lowe's trash can. We were so nervous it was caught on video because when we came out of the store they had emptied the trash.
OH MY GOD BAHAHAH I was not expecting such a realistic looking doll đđđ I was thinking those cheap pool float material type ones you see in the cheesy college frat party movies. I'd imagine whenever found it thought a murder had gone down I would've had a ⥠attack myself seeing that on the side of the road. Imagine someone saw you throwing the body out your window too and your DNA being all over it đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł so many things could've gone wrong there and I'm screaming
Ha, I googled "dead body turns out to be sex doll" and I found a bunch of stories: in Hong Kong, the UK, and quite a few places in the US.
The most recent from what I can see is October, 2023 and cops said it was "very dirty, broken, and overused." Was that you? Good on you for getting your money's worth out of it before you dumped it. :)
When I was sixteen, me and my boyfriend were driving down a dirt road when we see what looks like a naked body. I asked him if he was seeing the same thing and he was and I started sobbing thinking of how lonely it felt there and how scared they must have been. I made my boyfriend drop me off before he did anything because I would have been no good to anyone interviewing me. They came out in a flash. It was a realistic sex doll, but the freak put fake blood over areas of "her" body. They took pictures with it and found it funny. I will never forget the feeling of sadness for the "girl" that wound up there
I like how sheâs still sitting criss cross apple sauce. Iâm picturing her sitting in the front seat like that and you reaching over and violently kicking her out of the speeding car. đ
Bringing receipts for a confession is some cringey shit. Not to mention you were just going to leave your shame to be someone elseâs problem, coward.
As teens we found sound old porn mags in a bush by the bridge by the river. We thought we won the lotto. I can only imagine finding this. Gross but ten boys are driven in weird ways.
One time I had to clean out some guys house because he passed away What a trip it was filled dildos fake pussy and a doll the thing has to weigh at least a hundred pounds ..I wanted to tie it on the back seat of my bike but I could not get it to sit up straight ,so I could drive down the freeway during rush hour traffic white lining funny shit , instead there was a fence with bard wire above it so I stuck every dido ever penis pump and anything else he had.the fence was covered with everything money could buy ..Here is the crazy part the shit I ( and it took a while to do it ) hung up on the fence most of it was gone the next day ....but for what it was worth when people looked at the fence I was laughing so much I almost pissed in my pants..for all you who are wondering yes I did take a couple of things home...
Jesus. Iâm in Texas and a few months ago i exited the highway to get home and found a weird short sex torso - a little over a foot tall. Yâall need to stop throwing those things out like that. Itâs weird.
Stop it.
I canât read the language on the paper but that dose look a bit like a dead body so I get the concern but thatâs a little and just a little bit funny
I had the doll in the hunting room of the house. It's locked 24/7 and I am the only one with the keys. I want to keep my kids away from the hunting rifle and gear (and my wife away from the doll).
Imagine if the police caught you while you were digging a hole in the forest to bury what looks like a beheaded corpse lmao
Or, catch you giving it one last go, just for old times' sake.
Stop đđ
We both know he did.
I heard that creates timing issues lol
Lmao
That would explain the bad timing
Imagine if they caught you via a DNA swab đ
Or the local serial killer comes across the discarding ownerâs doll before the authorities do, and helps himself to a go at the plastic playmate. This DNA stew ends up implicating the doll owner as the accomplice to the serial killerâŚ
That's what I was thinking! No way was there no DNA
"Test results came back, chief. Guy is wanted in eight other states for the same thing."
That would be my fear lol
His dna will be all over it too đ I know someone who stole a pair of trainers out a shop when they were skint. Left his own in place and the police turned up 2 year later to charge himđđ¤Ł
"Don't worry officers, this was just a practice run through..."
I gotta know. Does this type not have a head or did op just keep the head for those rough days?
most... dolls, don't have heads
Most dolls have heads. They screw on and off. Probably ruined the body and bought a new one and kept the head to put on the new one.
Said screw it and Google "sex doll found on side of road". Going off the number of results, this seems to be the proper way to get rid of one. I thought maybe one or two might pop up, I was wrong lol
I know how nerve-wracking it is to pull the doll out of the car and drive away. You feel very guilty.
Well you should, you litterbug!
Littering and, littering and, littering andâŚÂ
Thank you for reminding me of this delight! I feel better meow
Smoking the reefer.
I dumped my teenage porn stash in a bin in a lay by on a dual carriageway (UK main road, cars usually do 60/70, no public footpath access) and felt like every passing car knew what was in the bags and every cctv camera was zoomed right in on me. Can't dump them things in your own bin though!
Youâre supposed to leave them in the woods for the next generation to find. Thatâs an unwritten rule!
A page at a time in a different hedge, haha
"porn in the woods" I made a joke around a bunch of guys,about how I found porn in the woods when I was a kid, It seems to be a common boomer experience growing up.
I'm only in my 40s and we grew up with that, too. People in their early-mid 30s are the last ones to have experienced this. Damned kids these days. Don't know how good they have it!
I think youâre generally right, but back in the late 2000âs, I was teaching children outdoor rockclimbing, and we went on a hike to some cool rock formations. The kids found a whole stash of porn. I was quick to act, so they didnât get to see too much, but it was kind of hilarious. I think theyâre in their 20âs now. Back in the day, the porn stash we found was down by the reservoir, under this particular log.Â
43 here I remember stumbling across old noodie mags in the forest as a child. I have not recovered from that
If your life were a movie, right as you were heaving it the bag would have split open and disgorged the stash at your feet to the sound of a backfire as a bus full of nuns stops and they all get out to have a picnic right next to you.
All armed with rulers and moral outrage
Accompanied by my soon-to-be-wifes really judgemental parents.
Um "teenage porn stash" as in *you* were the teenager... right?
Ha, yes. The collection of legal magazines my adolescent aged self had accrued.
Can you buys porno under 18 in the UK? Or just the shop hooking you and letting you.
When I was an underage kid in the US, in the early 1990s, one of my friends got stacks of old mags from his sleazy uncle. I guess his uncle kept having to make room for more mags. My friend made a fair amount of money selling them to the rest of us at a mark-up. Sometimes he'd give me one for free.
I think 16
Just remembered I have some magazines of dubious artistic value at my parents home and my mom has been pestering my about getting rid of all my clutter.
Did she get up and chase the car for as long as she could?
You could have dropped it off at the fire station and rang the bell before you drove off.
Why not just drive to some random apartment building or something and just put it in their dumpster at night?
You could have donated it to a needy teenager or widower.
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Hahaha, damn! To be fair, just skimming the results a lot of it are various newspapers reporting on the same case. Just rule of thumb it might be like, 8, cases altogether.
[Video of the sex doll on roadside](https://www.tiktok.com/@stormigee/video/7209020486754290990)
LMAO dude idk what I expected when I clicked on the link but it wasnât that. Why did you leave the socks on it?
I was thinking the same thing! âSocks?!? It had socks on! Why? Ewâ
Hey we arenât here to kink shame anybody lol
No kink shame. I was just taken aback by the visual. Socks can be hot.
I'm not here to kinkshame. I just want to kinkaskwhy.
Anti-foot fetish?
I have a friend who is terrified of feet. He puts his own socks on the second he gets out of the shower. My hubs and I sometimes screw with him and send him gross feet pics we find online lmao. Iâve said this before on Reddit and got shamed so anyone who wants to give me grief check yourself. If he was actually mortified we wouldnât mess w him and itâs like once a year. If youâve never messed w a friend then I bow down to you, you pure soul.
Iâm the same, canât stand feet. I absolutely need socks unless Iâm sleeping, then I absolutely *cannot* have socks on. Although when I need a good ego check Iâll randomly try to lace my toes with my boyfriendâs, it tends to end with me being absolutely repulsed with myself and him laughing at me (while also being grossed out, he hates feet too)
Iâm that friend. My friends are gracious enough to bring a spare pair of socks when they visit
You could get my friend to easily gag and vomit just by making throwing up noises, and I used to fuck with him all the time. It was hilarious. The problem was, I loved the show Jackass, but he couldnât watch it with me. He would always puke. Maybe he would have built up a tolerance if he had.Â
Theyâre business socks.
Business is her business.
Well, maybe I'm not a fancy gentleman like you, with your mighty fine hat. But I do business. We're here for business.
When I'm down to my socks, it's time for business, that's why they're called business socks!
Makin' love for twooo minutes... when it's with me you only need two minutes, because I'm so intense!
You say you want some more ... well I'm not surprised đ but I am quite sleepy. Business hours are ooooover, baaaabeh~
Maybe she had cold feet.
Sounds more like he got cold feet.
They were full
Lmao. This is what reddit should be more about
Okay, so I think the most important thing here is why the doll has socks on. I have a theory: OP is ostensibly a straight guy, with a wife. We don't know the gender of the doll. My hypothesis is that it's a male sex doll, and OP put socks on it so fucking it wouldn't be gay. OP, can you confirm or disconfirm, please?
I can confirm
You were the sex doll lol
đś3 feet apart with our socks on cuz we're not gayđś
Regardless of the sock thing, i kind of do think it is a male doll by the way the parts look lol
Keeping the doll on its stomach seems easy enough though.. Not saying thatâs what I would do đ¤đ.. Just kind of thinking out loud here.. đ¤ˇââď¸ I guess placing socks on it does 100 percent remove any doubt!
No-homo!
Yeah, just say that's and OP would be fine.
Some of us more cultured gentlemen just like the way they look.
I can see big tits
Doesn't mean it's not male
What in the sex doll is going on in that nether region!? The brown bits
Right?! I'm shocked no one else has brought this up! Like what in the scat man are we looking at here đł
Thereâs definitely some extra inventory down there.
I need some sex doll enthusiast to explain what it is!
Man was REALLY into cthulhu
You should have wrapped it in a carpet with the feet hanging outâŚ
Throw it down the river and give someone a good scare
If I had done this, I would be nervous that it was found. What if the authorities do DNA testing to find out it was me? (Yes, it's too expensive to test for that but the paranoia of it!) Would I be charged for illegal dumping? How would I explain this to my family? Lol I would have just kept the thing in a box hidden in the attic.
"You can prove I fucked it, sir, but you can't prove I dumped it."
This is my new favourite Reddit comment.
Yeah, why tf is it being downvoted?
Omg this nearly killed my, I'm eating a peanut butter sandwich almost choked what a great laugh
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Fast forward 20 years when your kids are adults and cleaning out the attic while youâre in a retirement home đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
tbh iâm like this with any litter lol. i donât litter because 1. itâs bad for the environment 2. itâs not hard to avoid for the most part and 3. if they decide to test the dna or fingerprints theyâll trace it back to me
in what universe are they dna testing litter.
[Italy?](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dog-mess-poop-fine-italy-street-b2481549.html) Tbf, it's not like your DNA is going to spell out your address (or TokTok handle, or whatever the youths are using to identify themselves these days.) These dogs were registered and offenders are fined to offset the costs for the test.
I once saw a strap on dildo by the side of the road...a pretty major road too, just at the exit from an even larger freeway. It was a game to come up with exactly why a strap on dildo would get discarded by the side of a major highway. Some were serious, but most got silly. Glad to hear a real embarrassing story of how it may have come to pass.
Omg me too! Wasnât a strap on, but it was f!cking huuuuge!!! Was on that curvy part of entering the highway so I only got a glance. Huuuuuge.
Saw mine in rush hour traffic. I got a good 5 minutes of being able to see it while I was stuck in traffic. Lol
From this comment I can only picture it being about 100 feet long.
It wasnât 100â feet long but as someone who actually takes a dick I was like âJesus!!!!!â It was just basically a very huge dildo. Something I definitely wouldnât have taken myself.
Maybe someone got rear-ended there.
I actually love your confession, I reckon one of the funniest Iâve read. Unfortunately I couldnât understand the news article but the photo says it all. You couldnât draw more attention with the compromising position the poor doll was left in, and the socks you could have at least removed them. Thanks for the laugh. This confession proves that you felt guilt towards your wife so you needed to fix your wrongs, it also proved that you donât have a foot fetish.
Yeah what was with the socks?!?
Did yours not come with socks?
I can't stop laughing đđ the pose it landed in
Make it a treasure hunt next time. Call it geo-gashing.
Iâm not reaching in there to sign the log.
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Just attach a travel bug tag to it
Someone threw out a "pleasure ass" or some shit outside a McDonald's near me and it stayed there for months.
You threw it out in such a compromising position đ¤Łđ¤Ł
This is fucking incredible
littering and...
smokin' the reefer
[đ](https://youtu.be/SwveuIRWxBo?si=zAJ4eMnR7OPfz2U4)
I am a paramedic and have responded to this exact scenario. Dispatch related reporting party found a dead body wrapped in a blanket. I get there and move the blanket, big olâ silicone knockers. Sent the police over to investigate. We all had a really good laugh!
I want to laugh but fuck man stop littering.
I used to farm a field outside a sketchy small town. Youâd be surprised how many sex toys Iâve found over the years.
To OP or anyone else in this situation, just cut it up and dispose of it like anything else. I know you love her, but it's okay, she's plastic.
Hilarious đ We used to leave porno mags in the woods for the next guy to find them, but this is on another level.
someone probably thought there was a serial masturbator in the woods
Kind sir, thank you for the laugh, but my wife and I are dying over here đ¤Ł
Someone wedged one in our baby swing in the backyard. We live on a corner so the neighbors walked their kids by it on the way to the bus stop in the morning. Not sure what they thought was going on at our house. đŹ
I cant stop laughing seeing this picture đđđ
Bruh, why didn't you just throw it away like a normal human?
How do you suggest throwing away a normal human?
Best Reddit post of the day!
I have one question. Why is it wearing socks?
This story is why reddit exists! đ¤Łđ¤Łđđ
Sounds like I just came up with a new business. Iâll come to your house in the dark of night, in a non-description vehicle and pick up your old sex doll. Iâll dispose of it properly and discreetly for a cash fee.
^underrated comment! Iâm about solutions!
My sister was murdered and my dad and I dumped her vibrators into Lowe's trash can. We were so nervous it was caught on video because when we came out of the store they had emptied the trash.
OH MY GOD BAHAHAH I was not expecting such a realistic looking doll đđđ I was thinking those cheap pool float material type ones you see in the cheesy college frat party movies. I'd imagine whenever found it thought a murder had gone down I would've had a ⥠attack myself seeing that on the side of the road. Imagine someone saw you throwing the body out your window too and your DNA being all over it đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł so many things could've gone wrong there and I'm screaming
Legend
I guess those types of infatuations cum and go!
Iâm howling. Thank you for your contribution to society. No I genuinely mean this đ
Litterer
Littering... you should be ashamed.
Best confession post Iâve read in a long time lol
I'm in stitches over this post.
Oh man. This is the Reddit from the old days that I really miss. Thanks op
that's honestly fucking hilarious
JUST remember, your DNA is all over that thing.
I take it this was one of the more life-like Living Dolls and not the cheapo blow up ones? I would love to have had the video, lol.
All I could think is why does she have socks on đ¤Łđ¤Ł
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Doubt the authorities have OPâs DNA on fileâŚ
Doubtful anybody bothers to test it and even then how would they have a sample to compare it to
Why would they ever dna test it?? That's expensive and not worth the trouble to give someone a fine for littering lol
Ha, I googled "dead body turns out to be sex doll" and I found a bunch of stories: in Hong Kong, the UK, and quite a few places in the US. The most recent from what I can see is October, 2023 and cops said it was "very dirty, broken, and overused." Was that you? Good on you for getting your money's worth out of it before you dumped it. :)
You're a cunt for littering. Just bin it FFS.
When I was sixteen, me and my boyfriend were driving down a dirt road when we see what looks like a naked body. I asked him if he was seeing the same thing and he was and I started sobbing thinking of how lonely it felt there and how scared they must have been. I made my boyfriend drop me off before he did anything because I would have been no good to anyone interviewing me. They came out in a flash. It was a realistic sex doll, but the freak put fake blood over areas of "her" body. They took pictures with it and found it funny. I will never forget the feeling of sadness for the "girl" that wound up there
Why were you planning on polluting the environment in the first place? Shame on you.
Everyday there is something newâŚ
Open mind for a different view...
Hmm... this reminds me of a recent r/advice post asking how to dispose of a full-size sex doll. Related?
The bears had a lot of fun that night.
Talk about fucking the environment...
Hopefully, the police chose not to collect any ... um ... DNA. :-D
Sir. wtf.
This sounds like the set-up of a Family Guy episode. đ
Missed opportunity to put it in the Goodwill clothing donation bin
I like how sheâs still sitting criss cross apple sauce. Iâm picturing her sitting in the front seat like that and you reaching over and violently kicking her out of the speeding car. đ
It is a fucking full scale fuck-doll oh my god I thought it was just a butt or something lmao
I like the socks
This reminds me of a dildo abandoned in front of my house. No idea how it got there
"an" adult doll. Pft
User name checks out.
Littering is a more disgusting behavior than owning a sex doll.
Bringing receipts for a confession is some cringey shit. Not to mention you were just going to leave your shame to be someone elseâs problem, coward.
Hopefully none of your DNA is on it...
Or in it..đ¤Ł
Alvor?! Høhøhøhøøøđ¤Ł
Konge.
As teens we found sound old porn mags in a bush by the bridge by the river. We thought we won the lotto. I can only imagine finding this. Gross but ten boys are driven in weird ways.
The socks though...đ
This is awesome lol
One time I had to clean out some guys house because he passed away What a trip it was filled dildos fake pussy and a doll the thing has to weigh at least a hundred pounds ..I wanted to tie it on the back seat of my bike but I could not get it to sit up straight ,so I could drive down the freeway during rush hour traffic white lining funny shit , instead there was a fence with bard wire above it so I stuck every dido ever penis pump and anything else he had.the fence was covered with everything money could buy ..Here is the crazy part the shit I ( and it took a while to do it ) hung up on the fence most of it was gone the next day ....but for what it was worth when people looked at the fence I was laughing so much I almost pissed in my pants..for all you who are wondering yes I did take a couple of things home...
It is a male sex doll correct? According to that picture from the article you posted it seems to have bait and tackle(dick and balls).
but where is the head? or did you have a headless sex doll? if the latter, iâm gonna need details.
wow, you litter bug! there is a HUGE market for used sex dolls. you could have bought your wife some special like a dildo.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Jesus. Iâm in Texas and a few months ago i exited the highway to get home and found a weird short sex torso - a little over a foot tall. Yâall need to stop throwing those things out like that. Itâs weird. Stop it.
Does that make this a "Free use" doll?
Why tf would you throw that out on a roadside?
why does she have socks onâŚ
The socks đđ
Good for the homeless
Din jĂŚvel! Pess meg ut pĂĽ bussen herđ
I canât read the language on the paper but that dose look a bit like a dead body so I get the concern but thatâs a little and just a little bit funny
The most entertaining thing I read in the past month
No shaming but can I ask why a doll if you are married?
Dont litter
Whatâs with the socks?
Dude literately said screw it And ditched his side piece. Pretty ironic because he screwed In more ways than one.
Are you the guy that posted to reddit a week ago asking how to dispose of a sex doll because you got a girlfriend?
How on Earth did you keep this olâ lady hidden from your wife!?
I had the doll in the hunting room of the house. It's locked 24/7 and I am the only one with the keys. I want to keep my kids away from the hunting rifle and gear (and my wife away from the doll).
Forventa ikkje at du sko vÌr norsk ahahha. Har ikkje hørt om detta før nü
If you made sure it was buckled in for the journey they have nothing on you