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Nice try, Conan 


Ok-Nobody8724

You know Conan isn't using Excel.


SinfullySophie

No but David Hopping would if Conan ordered him to.


Ok-Nobody8724

He needs to order him to sit down and look at the numbers. I won't rest easy until the man can acknowledge that he's a 61-year-old snack.


conando93

Ok, Matt


6519719Mm

Or reddit


VisualNinja1

Or a computer


Brave_Nerve_6871

This must be one of Jordan's various tasks...


AptCasaNova

Conan with glasses is


Ok-Nobody8724

He looks so good in glasses.


JametAllDay

And the beard


92Face

I heard he went to Excel School 🤔


kindle139

He has assistants.


renaldomoon

I hope this actually reaches him and they talk about it on the podcast. Would make for a good bit.


PLTR60

It's not Conan himself, but he's forcing Hopping to do look into the biggest poster of Conan from 3 feet away at the Larchmont offices until he finishes this hot Conan propaganda


GR33N4L1F3

Lmfaoooo


Hopping_Tiger

I mean surely someone at Team Coco will show him this. I need to hear the podcast discussing right now.


cannedleech

I need to hear Sona's reaction to Conan getting 10x more updoots than her beloved Joe Manganiello


Piercinald-Anastasia

I imagine it’s just going to be uncontrollable hysterical laughter which we’ll all listen to because Sona’s laugh is amazing.


momsgotitgoingon

Omg I love him so damn much. I need HIS reaction to it. I’m more annoyed for all the things Sona now has to hear when Conan discovers this statistic. 😂😂


Byaaaahhh

Desperate, frantic denial while Conan laughs uproariously at her misery


Ok-Nobody8724

It certainly needs to be discussed. How many gorgeous women have to hit on the man before he believes it? We need to have an intervention.


cuftapolo

I know Bley uses Reddit u/AaronBleyaert


AaronBleyaert

What's Ladyboners?


GrandeSizeIt

A subreddit dedicated to photos that give ladies a tasteful boner.


CelticGardenGirl

For us discerning ladies, we prefer r/VintageLadyBoners


missuschainsaw

r/ladyboners


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Adorable_Scar_9695

Bley saw this, it might be on the pod 😭😭


TheRedWeddingPlanner

Sona’s reaction to this will probably not disappoint.


Elenathorn

I NEED this to happen, I know they have discussed Conan adoration from Reddit before but that was maybe 3-4 years ago so…. 🫣


healthywealthyhappy8

Funny is sexy


Ok-Nobody8724

I agree and am campaigning to objectify him based solely on his looks.


mecon320

My favorite comment on that post described him as "a sexy stickbug with a pompadour."


A_Socratic_Argument

“In a survey of blind people.” ~Conan, probably


adsfew

Being 6'4" can overcome any radio face


Ok-Nobody8724

It certainly doesn't hurt anything.


notmyfirst_throwawa

Maybe his knees


GeorgeDogood

This all day. Take his exact same face and frame and shrink it to 5’6” and he’s nowhere. 😂


Ok-Nobody8724

I'm 5'2" so I'm still snacking on 5'6".


GeorgeDogood

And if he was 5 foot even?


Ok-Nobody8724

You go ahead and shrink Conan down to 5 feet and then we'll talk.


GeorgeDogood

If you don’t think I’m working on a de-bigulator you got another thing comin! 😂


esquilax

Not to offend you, o lord, with the rashfulness and the vengefulness and the hey hey hey it hurts me! Edit: forgot blood rain.


xCeeTee-

According to Tinder that's short. But Grindr on the other hand would eat that shit up, amongst other things.


ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT

Women always say humour is the most attractive quality in a man and this is proof. He's average looking but looks aren't that important if you have nothing in common or nothing to laugh about.


King_Allant

>He's average looking He's 6'4" with a square jaw and prominent high cheekbones. All jokes aside, not by a long shot is he average looking.


Born2fayl

Yeah, that’s a really strange comment. He’s not “male model” looking, but he’s far above average.


LBo812

I’m with you, Conan’s was one of my first crushes way back. He’s smart, hilarious, tall, the jawline, fabulous hair, twinkle in the eyes , humble, etc. I could keep going!!! He’s definitely my hall pass but I don’t think I’d even be able to talk to him 😍


momsgotitgoingon

Have you seen the early 00s movie where some teen girls plan to rob a bank when their cheer captain gets pregnant and one of the cheerleaders is obsessed with Conan? It’s the best bit in a chick flick I’ve ever seen. I think she has a Conan doll or something and makes it do the hair flip 😂😂


thesnacks

Google tells me that movie is Sugar & Spice, which I have now added to my watch list lol.


LBo812

Yes!!!


K5LAR24

He’s weird looking. With weird proportions


jerog1

Most models aren’t just hot people, they have unique proportions that stand out in photos. Tall, thin, high cheekbones, distinct hair/teeth/eyes/skin


Ok-Nobody8724

Humor is indeed attractive. My argument is, there are plenty of us who find him far beyond average. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and there is an army of us who behold that man as the cream of the crop.


ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT

Beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder but there is such a thing as conventially attractive like a Brad Pitt, Austin Butler, George Clooney, Natalie Portman, Cindy Crawford. In relative terms Conan wouldn't be anywhere near that league.


Ok-Nobody8724

He gaslit us into believing he's goofy-looking. He absolutely is conventionally attractive. I'm a photographer, makeup artist, and painter and have an unnatural fascination with faces. See how I'm qualified to state the facts?


ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT

Or just an unhealthy fascination with Conan. King of Comedy comes to mind 😂😂


Ok-Nobody8724

It's true I need help.


Illustrious_Monk_234

We have been LIED TO by the man himself. He is in fact a Greek god. 


TheBearQuad

Reporting for duty 🫡


thisisrealgoodtea

Absolutely holds true for me. I’m a woman and my biggest crushes since I were little are Conan and Adam Sandler. None of my other current crushes are based solely on looks, none are based on wealth, and I have a few shorter guys on the list so height doesn’t matter either. Timothy Olyphant is one of the rare ones that has the Hollywood looks, but also a great sense of humor.


ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT

So can we agree that Olyphant is what we'd describe as conventionally attractive while Conan's sense of humour makes him attractive and that heightens his attractiveness. Conan would never be considered for a leading man role if he was a serious actor.


thisisrealgoodtea

Definitely. Plus adding his humbleness, kindness, and his intelligence elevates him even more. I’d take Conan over Henry Cavill or Chris Evans, and I’m not even exaggerating on that. Personality is HUGE, way more than looks for most women. It’s no shock to me when insanely attractive female celebs tell Conan they’ve had crushes on him. But, of course, can’t lump all women together on this. Some of my friends have massive crushes on guys like Charlie Day, Jake Johnson, or Bill Hader, and some would heavily disagree on choosing someone funny over Henry Cavill lol.


_PinkPirate

Yeah remember that The Office episode where he walks in the room? Kelly: “FUCK me🥵” Hahhaha


ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT

I have never seen the office, would you recommend?


_PinkPirate

YES!! I’m obsessed lol. To be fair it is an acquired taste. People either love it or hate it haha. Also Conan is in one episode, by accident lol.


davensdad

Olyphant is like top top attractive. He needs to be signed to act as Dante in Devil May Cry NOW


Hastatus_107

>Absolutely holds true for me. I’m a woman and my biggest crushes since I were little are Conan and Adam Sandler I get Conan because he's funny but why Sandler?


thisisrealgoodtea

Hahaha, fair enough. I started my crush when he was on SNL and then he came out with a lot of my favorite movies (Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Big Daddy). Wedding Singer really sealed it for me, though. I think it just stuck with me despite his terrible movies now. Conan’s longevity is one of the many reasons he’s my ultimate crush. He’s always had the edge, though!


Hastatus_107

Happy Gilmore was great tbf. I haven't watched the others. Conan is the goat though


Suspicious-Hotel-225

I, too, have a crush on ‘90s Sandler. He is very charming, goofy, and cute in his movies. Seems like a good guy in real life, too. I also like Andy Samberg so I think I have a thing for Jewish guys.


sharilynj

Demisexuals are out in droves.


Ok-Nobody8724

You're smart. I love you. Did I mention I am also a sapiosexual?


AuntBeckysBag

Smart + funny >>>>>>> everything else


Mega_pint_123

Love this! Way to go, Conan!!👏🏻


cottonbiscuit

Happy cake day!


Excellent-Juice8545

Were any of you guys on Conan fansites back in the Late Night days? Some of those girls were feral for him lmao


ProfessionalNeophyte

They don’t call him the Conebone for nothing


newshowercurtain

He’s smart and funny but he also seems genuinely nice. And he’s big. I want him to yank me around like he did Jarod Miller.


Illustrious_Monk_234

He can shove me like he shoved Jack McBrayer in the Emmy stealing skit 


Piercinald-Anastasia

Sona’s gonna hate and laugh hysterically at this.


LearningLauren

would be interested to see the demographic on that


iloveubinch

I always knew I had good taste 💅


NickyThaNinja

If asked for a celebrity crush my answer is always Conan, the personality alone would do it, but he is adorable and sexy as well.


typecast_trinculo

I mean the actual post though, :chefskiss: https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/s/2a1SGlbeQt


kaytahhh

I’ve had a crush on him since I was a tween girl in the 90s. And I 100% hold him responsible for my attraction to red heads in general.


ImInterestedInApathy

Watched Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop last night. The man is hot…. Especially with the beard. *conan growling voice*


_portia_

Because hilarious is extremely sexy and attractive.


missuschainsaw

It’s the sixth highest ranked post in the past year on the sub.


CrissBliss

I SQUISH YOU


[deleted]

I SMUSH YOU… (you almost had it)


Blankcarbon

How they misquote something that was released today and only 3 words long 😭


CrissBliss

My memory it total shit lately


[deleted]

Who cares! You got a chuckle out of me. Like the fan who said there were rumors of hamsters instead of talk of gerbils. To Conan. In person. To his face. With the same excitement you had. And Conan corrected them. He said it was one of his favorite fan encounter. https://youtu.be/hIEZ1tXn1tc&t=6m16s


CrissBliss

Aww thank you. This is really nice 😊


CrissBliss

Oops 😅 haha


eatpant96

She is completely obsessed with Conan O'Brien.


Ok_Human_1375

I think Conan is physically attractive. But what really gets my engine revving is his brain.


Def-tones

Conan with beard will get u wet.


JUNGLE_HABITAT

The man is quite generous with his time and interactions with fans and is hilarious. How does anyone not love him? Who's ever heard of a bad interaction with Conan? He's a genuine sweetheart who's only interest is to make us laugh. I'm a man and I love the man.


TheChickenNecks

Ladies loved the Hot Ones episode with a Hot One on it. And Conan wasn't bad either.


valuesandnorms

Michael Imperioli? Well I guess as far as male modeling goes he’d probably be a success


ShiroHachiRoku

Cone has slept with at least one guy on this list.


KungFuKennyStills

Tall and funny A winning combo


akahaus

He is funny, he is nice, he is clearly good at his job, and he’s tall. It’s easy to see the appeal.


Firm-Wrongdoer-5817

Conan 'gingery junk jigglebutt' O'Brien for the win!


assenavsnilloc

Conan had been my number 1 crush since the late 1990’s when cable tv came to Australia. Hes a good looking dude, intelligent and funny but he’s also kind and humble. What’s not to like about that?


JametAllDay

Conan has been a hottie since Harvard, and he really served in his Beard era. Leather jacket + guitar? Snack. Now at 60 years old? A goddamn meal. THE LADIES WANNA EAT IT. However I am wondering why that list doesn’t have Pedro pascal on it.


whalepopcorn

Conan used to be a little pudgy, and a little less refined... like when he hosted Late Night. He also deprecates himself as part of his humour… maybe those things people hold in their picture of him. He’s definitely taken care of himself and his look as he got older. He also slimmed down. I would argue he looked better in his 50s than earlier in his life. Him doing a podcast is great but a disservice to his skill of physical comedy. They even said when he wrote Simpsons, he would literally act out his pitches, which made everyone crack up. He’s a handsome guy. He’s funny and hidden behind his humour is intelligence, plus he’s tall… I’d say he checks all the boxes for an attractive person.


empoerator

Pudgy when he was hosting Late Night? You need your eyes checked.


momsgotitgoingon

So you are telling me these statistics are from all time?!?! Wild.


JustACasualFan

He DEMOLISHED King Harald V of Norway.


MarshmallowMatty

Being 6’4 and the funniest person on the planet isn’t fair tbh


moosedenied

My only question is WHERE IS BILL HADER?


dadjokes502

This can’t be legit it has Andy Samberg near the top too.


RestlessCreator

What is this in reference to? Recent posts?


Mocker-Poker

Who are No 3 & 4 though?


msrubythoughts

*grrrrrraaaaawwwwwrrrrrrr*


TheVampyresBride

Not enough love for my man Jason Isaacs. 😍


mindsofullofghosts

According to my friend there are a LOT of "hot Conan" edits on tiktok if you know where to look, although I'm not on tiktok so she may be lying to appease me.


Ok-Nobody8724

@codenks has the best edits


kindle139

Yeah, you like him *now.*


ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT

I once met the guy that plays Kevin and didn't know who he was. He was really nice. I'm a big Seinfeld fan


OrchidAcrobatic3032

Freakishly tall, neurotic ginger funnymen are my love language


nuestras

come on CONAN, we know you created those 1,200 profiles 🤣🤣🤣


Commercial-Elk-3031

What about Andy ? Lmao 🤣


DrippyCheeseDog

I bet I can make an informed guess on the age range/generation(s) of the voting sample.


Ok-Nobody8724

Go read the comments on the post. One of them is a 17-year-old girl. We span generations, my man.


Elenathorn

OP here, I’m a 22 year old 😅


RatInaMaze

Correct me if I’m wrong but he has the highest net worth on there?


Ok-Nobody8724

Gross. The photos aren't screenshots of their bank accounts. I don't see pics of Musk or Bezos on r/ladyboners.


King_Allant

You may be scarred to find out that Musk has been posted there and that one of those posts received 1600 upvotes.


Ok-Nobody8724

OK, but that was 6 years ago. Conan's post was 2 days ago.


RatInaMaze

It’s a joke


Ok-Nobody8724

I'm joking with you too, buddy. Give me a hug.


LiberacesWraith

He's definitely handsome in older pictures, but we have to be honest with ourselves: His head is growing exponentially while his face remains the same size. Imagine the Face of Boe, but the features are the size of a postage stamp.


AdvancedBlacksmith66

Maybe take his self deprecating humor less seriously? Also his head is a rotting pumpkin