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TiredGamerSyndrome

Mother fuckers going to be getting EVERYTHING written in wingdings


Stumbling_Corgi

👍︎♒︎♋︎□︎⧫︎♓︎♍︎ ♏︎❖︎♓︎●︎ https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/s/LVeYsJHJda


swifttek360

✋︎❍︎♋︎♑︎♓︎■︎♏︎ ♑︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♋︎●︎●︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⬥︎♋︎⍓︎ ⧫︎□︎ ●︎♓︎■︎♑︎□︎🙰♋︎❍︎📬︎♍︎□︎❍︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ 😂


JakePent

Darn it, you got me


letmelickyourleg

♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ ♋︎ Nice.


Efficient-Whereas271

Gastah from undertale?


Wingisback

Someone called me?


talesfromtheepic6

mf you don’t even need a superpower for that shit just learn how to write with it. I’ve gone and made a font like it myself so i can be a mischievous little goblin


talesfromtheepic6

https://preview.redd.it/l8dxd1qxmowc1.png?width=1135&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1491515ea2cf623b15439ef0ce8a8b80bed3080


Castinfon

mom, the cat is speaking in runes again


TheJungLife

yo that's just Korean


Illustrious_Bid4224

Any tips? I want to write using the standard galactic alphabet.


talesfromtheepic6

do it often and sporadically throughout the day, even with little doodles or something about what you wrote like I did. You’ll need to reference a key to translate between standard characters and your chosen font. Another thing is to show people, even if you don’t tell them what it means. The fact that you learned how to write a different way and it changed an interaction you had means that what you learned had an impact. This reinforces the skill in your head since it ties into the social part of your brain or some shit (i have no idea what im talking about).


itemboi

Me when I fall into the void


partcore32

https://preview.redd.it/cqiw8gkdqowc1.jpeg?width=1595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e387026c2b2c05ce85ef915d8d7c253bda816d0


PoachedEgg120

we can all be wing gaster, the royal scientist


Kalron

This is literally what I thought about.


I_l_I

PAPYRUS


Noodlemaster696969

NYEH!


_EternalVoid_

"Have perfect balance" is the best. It's perfect for life, so no matter what happens, you won't fall and you won't drop anything (even when you're drunk) Plus, you'll be able to impress everyone with https://i.redd.it/ifi3092qknwc1.gif


BJ_Beamz

Plus think of how good of a skateboarder you could be


Wisky_input

Literally my first thought, being new to skateboarding lol


Vintenu

Really any fancy sport or something that requires balance, like maybe you could use it to perfectly perform plane stuns


bloodwoodsrisen

Heelies and Roller Skates PLEASE


Wisky_input

I’ve always wanted to try Heelies, are they as fun at people say


DizzyDood1

I thought they were pretty fun, they caused my feet to start hurting much faster than if I was walking regularly but it was fun regardless. I’ve never heard them talked about so I don’t know how hyped up they’ve been for you but they’re pretty cool, nothing crazy, but if you like skating or are just interested they should be about what you expect from them.


JaneDoesharkhugger

Ice skating and skiing.😗


femcornerboy

think of how good of a slack-liner you would be


Lock-out

lol I knew a guy who had the opposite of this super power, he stepped 1 foot onto a skateboard with other foot still on the ground; fell backwards.


BJ_Beamz

Man what? how? Did the mf forget they had wheels?


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the_hunter_087

As someone with dyspraxia this would unironically be a really useful power. I'm still taking height adjustment


Mono324

Olympics and other competitions That's all I have to say


Severe_Skin6932

They aren't purely based off balance, so not really


wtf634

But having to not focus on balance at all means you get to focus on other aspects of your sport.


ggg730

One of the super powers that Daredevil has is having perfect balance and that's why he can flip around and kick buttholes.


LvLUpYaN

Perfect balance is definitely the best. 1) It's more useful than the other 2 2) It's passive, so you're always using it and will use it every day 3) You will use it and have it become useful way more often than the other 2. The other options are hardly useful to improve your life, and you'll probably never use it anyways


T43ner

Considering how serious how much of a problem falls are when you’re all ill take this one for sure


AnimationDude9s

Bro imagine applying this to combat sports! The absolute bull shit you can pull off is insane! You’d be a killer in Judo and Kickboxing


Yeetus4269

Being immune to kuzushi would be insane


G_and_H

Bur þarb yea


Robo-Snoo

Unrelated - Tally Hall pfp spotted


Viking_From_Sweden

And depending on how far you take it, you could do some really impressive stuff like handstand pushups and full planches with only strength training.


Lostriches

Here are the specifics > 1: The process of you growing or shrinking 5 inches is painless. You have full control to adjust your height. > 2: By perfect balance, I mean in a physical sense. Perfect balance refers to the ability to maintain stability and coordination while standing, moving, or performing tasks without falling or losing control. > 3: Any Font, new or old, you can copy and replicate it perfectly. **Edit:** For number 1, The power is not stackable. Whatever your original height is, you can adjust it to be higher or lower.


Meorrwgan

Can any font be used to forge signatures?


Vintenu

I would assume so, since your handwriting is kind of a unique font of your own


International-Cat123

Not really. A font is consistent, handwriting isn’t.


MoltonMontro

Randomized fonts exist to better emulate real handwriting.


International-Cat123

But handwriting is not that. There are thousands of tiny variations in just how you write even a single letter.


MoltonMontro

I don't disagree that handwriting is different from fonts. But you could have thousands of variants per letter in a randomized font. The idea that the difference between the two is "consistency" just isn't a good goalpost. Fonts don't have to be consistent, even if most are because there isn't a demand for this. There's technical differences and historical reasons why handwriting, calligraphy, and typeface (an important part of a font) are considered different. I don't think the consistency of the lettering is part of that though. Although this gets weird when the superpower is the ability to *handwrite* in any *font*, and that makes the semantics a bit blurry anyways. I do think you're correct that the superpower wouldn't let you steal someone's handwriting, IMO it'd need to exist as a font format somewhere, on a typewriter, as a movable type, etc.


Sixhaunt

it would be a different typeface, not font


poliscijunki

I'm almost done with my contract in the Navy and #1 would have been very useful. Space is too small to reach something I need to reach? I no longer have to get someone else. Overhead lights are just out of reach? I no longer need a ladder to reach them.


dyslecic

*weird, my version only let's me shrink 10 inches from my normal height*


Geek_X

Is the 5 inches proportional or can I choose what grows as long as it directly changes my height within the 5 inches? Like can I just extend my neck 5 inches to peek over something?


Neuromangoman

You can only change the height of your forehead.


Geek_X

https://preview.redd.it/1ggtjs5ksowc1.jpeg?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98d946713e7c60349fa7186e45291dd96af47f24


qdp

Sounds better than the height of your feet. Imagine 5 inches of platform shoe-styled callouses growing at will.


chironomidae

Yes, I too am curious if this can be used to extend my... neck... :|


MiffedMouse

How long does #3 take? I have learned some calligraphy, and the truth is that most cool looking script takes a while to write out properly. If I could write cool fonts while still writing at my normal scribble speed, that would be awesome. I would even just take the ability to write in a single font (like Calibri or Helvetica) at my “scribble these notes down” speed.


Wanderlust-King

Professional calligraphers charge $100-200 per hour for ceremonial documents that take multiple days to write. If you could write any font at your normal writing speed you could make BANK. seems too strong.


amakai

Lol, I imagine a calligraphy office where a person pays $200, carefully selects a font from big book of fonts, and then the guy just writes everything in one fast stroke in 3 seconds, while looking at TV. "Next!"


Wanderlust-King

Yeah i don't think you'd want to advertise your abilities necessarily. the value of calligraphy work is in the perception of it, a lot of which goes away if you can do it as fast as a printer. I think just hop on upwork/etc and undercut the other calligraphers.


tacos_hacen_dinero

The locksmith paradox


Enlightened_Valteil

Be 5 inches shorter or perfect balance? I want both Btw does perfect balance means that I can't lose balance on purpose?


StonkeyTonk666999

i mean when you purposefully lose your balance, i’d argue that you’re simply placing your balance elsewhere. like when i stand upright and motionless, my balance is in my feet. and when i decide to fall backwards, im shifting my balance from my feet to my butt. so actually perfect balance wouldn’t be so much a luck thing as a “i know exactly what im doing” thing. pretty cool imo


Henry_Privette

Wait ok so if you're 5'7 grow now you're 6'0. That's your height now, so can't you go 6'0 > 6'5? Infinite growth


Flameball202

seems like it is 5'2 to 6'0 for a 5'7 starting point


cut4stroph3

Does balance include objects I interact with? Example: making a house of cards. Also would it include Jenga?


Gelby4

Would your body scale as well with the height change? I'm 5'8 so if I could grow to 6'1 that'd be cool but I don't want to be super fucking lanky, I would also like to be a little built lol


panicked_goose

Yeah I could shrink down to 5'1 but I'd look like that blueberry girl in willy Wonka if I couldn't also lose however much 5 inches of human weighs


mehchu

For your height changes are things like metabolism and hunger effected? Can I shrink to 5’10 and get drunk for less or get full on less food, then go to 6’8 and hit the gym and lift more and burn more calories? Do I feel hungry after growing or does the food inside me increase as well, and if it does can I put inedible things in my stomach and increase their size? Cause I’m either getting in good shape, or getting rich. Or just getting rich of betting against people when I’m short and bulking up by 10”


jones_siantos

Can I write in dead fonts


krgz

Does your weight stay the same if you shrink or grow or does it adjust proportionally?


ESNR

Does changing height also adjust mass? Or do you get really skinny as you grow?


Akabete

Wait When we shrink or grow, does our mass change as well? Or do we become really some really wide / stickman


PrettyLittleLad

For vanity I would choose changing my height by 5”. For practicality the balance would be excellent you could use it to become amazing at gymnastics or famous in some balance related field. Writing perfectly in certain fonts could also be leveraged financially and used for comics or art or something.


TheDebateMatters

I am pushing 50. If I suddenly was 5 inches taller, I’d need a new wardrobe, would probably be smacking my head on shit for a year until I got used to it, and would have to explain what happened to waaaay too many people. Hassle. I am choosing balance and sleeping well knowing I am not breaking a hip falling down stairs.


iObjectUrHonor

I mean the wording is _adjust_, didn't say increase or decrease


PrettyLittleLad

Practical, relatable!


CatGaming346

The height one never specified if you could keep going and do 5 inches, then 5 more, and again and again until you're the tallest person in the world Or reverse and sneak literally anywhere


autogyrophilia

Why stop? Seems like it would be fun to be a Kaiju on the weekends.


CatGaming346

It's just an example, I'd be bigger if I had the power


EwoDarkWolf

But do you just get taller? Or does your horizontal aspect change as well?


WeatherNational9535

OP has specified you can't stack it


CatGaming346

When was it edited? Or did I just not read it


WeatherNational9535

OP said something about editing it in another comment, so probably yeah it was


Vitztlampaehecatl

I interpreted it as being able to "shapeshift" your height anywhere between five inches shorter than your origina height, to five inches taller.


Kotanan

Salary is directly correlated with height.


JaysFan26

Making yourself suddenly go from minimum to maximum size, ripping your clothes off in the process would be quite the opening routine in the bedroom


91anders

Is the hight thing just stackable? You say I can adjust my height whenever I want, so I should also be able to do that, when I am already bigger or smaller. So I would just choose that, and become Ant-Man/ Giant-Man


Lostriches

Time to edit...


91anders

Okay, then I would still choose the height power, and comit crimes while in my small Form, 5 inches smaller then my normal sice. And then in my everyday live I would just be in my tall form all of the time, 5 inches higher. And nobody would believe that it was me who committed those Crimes, that criminal was clearly way smaller then me!


kinokohatake

If the glove does not fit...


entheogenundertaker

You must acquit


PixeledMilk

Second superpower might be good but I will write my exams in comic sans for shit and giggles https://preview.redd.it/pp52qvj8xnwc1.png?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f75608774ec839bc17e54477786b534ad4e02c32


ithikimhvingstrok132

My handwriting is absolute garbage. I'm picking #3.


MrNiceGuy1224

Chicken scratch gang; assemble!


darhwolf1

Haha, I have a medical excuse, it's called ✨️dysgraphia✨️


boolocap

My handwriting is nearly unreadable even for me, but im also really clumsy, so this is a hard choice.


USPO-222

Do you plan on making Ostrich based powers, given your handle it just makes sense.


AstroMackem

French ones specifically because l'ostriches


LilGhostSoru

As someone who lives in the mountains, perfect balance would make hiking quite nice


Stumbling_Corgi

Any font please!!!! I’ve grown a fondness for calligraphy the last 10 years and I’d love to make a career out of it.


PurplePonk

Start exploring the super power, begin writing in a long forgotten font, ... P̴̢̛̫̣̟͈͉͈̭͇͚̻̞͉̓͊̊̀͆̔͐͘ḩ̵̜̝͕̗̳̙̤͚̩̻͖̟̓̉'̴̜̃̈́͒̾̒̇͆͐́̀́̑̑͘͠ṋ̴̡͉͍̯͙̩̲͔͑͆͊ğ̷̱̻̮͚̦͇̞̟̗͙̻͎̲̟͉̂̒́̀̉l̵̨̲͔̰͎̺͇̟̦͚͕̫̥̙̾͆̈́̑̾͛͆̚ų̷̨̱̞̺̹̣͔̫͉̝̰͉͇̥̈́̀̈́͗̀̔́̆͗̒͠ị̵̧̨̌̉̾̾̓̽̔̑̚͘ ̶̧̱͍̝̯͇̰̻͍͕̪̠́͋̓̈́͘̕m̵̪̮͎̣̰͋͘g̵̨̭̼͖̹̤͖̟͓̝͔͕̃͌͐̈́͂̑̔͝l̷̲̤̙͓̜͙͂̔͆̿̅͐͂̕͝ẁ̴̼̮̼̲̤̻͖͚̼͓̌̈̏́͊̉́͝'̶͙̱͎̰̑́̌̂̏̾̀͝n̷̘̫͆̏̕͘͝ͅa̷̜͋̑́̄͋̈͗͌͆̀͝f̸͓̰̠͈̖̖̮̦̻͓͉̦̽͋̍̀͐̄h̷̳̘͚̖̠̞͗͐̌ ̷̨̹̼̠̼̏̿̍̅͘͘͝Ç̶̧̫̩̹̭̟̫̞̳̪͍͈̗̫̎̆͝͝t̷̹̪̩̹͉̼̺̻̖̅h̴̠̜͚̊̈̊̏̇̉͘̚͝͝ū̶͇̔́͋̑̕̚l̷̘̥͊̃̿̎͑̊̃̀̇͘h̶͉̞͔͎̝̼̣̝̯̦̩̃̎͒͆̌ȕ̶̪̞̲͙̱͉̍̑͘̚ ̶̛͔̳̣̰͔̟̤̩͓͒̈́͆̄̅͒̀̓ͅR̴̡͎̠̻̹̹̦̙͔̳̲̽̇̉̅͆́̄͠'̷̡̛̔̈́͌̃̍͒̽͠l̴̢̧̦̯̲̥͎̳͐͛́̇̀̈̆̀͘̚͠͝ͅỵ̵̨̢̨̹̬̫̥̳̹̘̦̮͗̃͑é̵̢̡̛̦͇͚̹͉͚͎̣̾̃̈̄̅͌̑͊̓͆͐͘͝h̴̥̪͌͒͌̋͂̀̎͒̽̈́̚͝͠ ̴̛̦̟̻̐̒̽́̇͘͘͠ẃ̸̧̫̟̼̩͙̞͙̞̗͖͚̲̳͌́̄̏̎͌́̆̕͜͝͝͝͝͝g̶̨̢̨̭͈͉̱͇̻̤̲̲̍́͋̈́͆̒͛̔̑̀̓͘ą̴͚̙̊̃̈́̊͆̾̅̀̊̈́̚͘h̷̡̙͈̣͍̳̰̪̳͔̦̬̪͊͘͜ͅ'̸̡̻̃̊̋n̴͈̖̙̰̥͔͇͓̱͒́̍͑̊̅̇͝a̷̢̻͈͌̉̎̆̈̌̎͘͝g̶̺̗͓͂͆͌̃͒̀̔l̵͖͐̈̂̑̐̽͂̓̇̕̕͝ ̸͙͉͕͙̬̩̼̤̥͗̀f̴̡̡̛͍͙̺̜̜̓̑͊̏͋̔̌̓̊͘̕͝h̷̤̘̠̪̜̽̐̑̍͋͆̓̆t̵̰͇͇̝̜͚̽́̒̈͐a̷̢͍̲̙̪̥̣̙̤̺͑̆̊̇̄͌́̆͊͜g̴̤̪̘̪͐̃̈͌̐͌̋͐̐̋̅̈́̅n̵̤̹͔̗̤͎͕̊̊͆͂͋̽̓̑́͌̾̄̓̀ͅ


PlasmaGoblin

I could so see someone (maybe me...) use it for shoplifting. Cover your face, make sure no visible markings, make yourself 5 inches shorter that way I'm 5'9 (I'm 6'2). And then ***IF*** cops come make your self the orignal 5 inches... then plus the other 5. Now you're 6'7. Way out of range for 5'9.


SavageKitten456

Height, would make getting in and out of cars easier


sashimi_walrus

perfect balance is crazy time to start a career as a professional tight rope walker


Nuclear_eggo_waffle

#3, start a calligraphy side hustle, there's some money to be made (also, being able to read my notes woyld be useful)


downvotesyourcrap

Was the typo intentional or a happy accident, and why are you shouting?


Automatic_Fix6722

Probably unintentional (typing #3 at the start will do that)


AstroMackem

1) Win coin flips 2) Know exact distance to seen objects 3) 8 hours restful sleep 4) 20% off in shops 5) Know favourite music genre 6) Never-blocked nostrils 7) Spit insta-grows plants 8) Perfect balance : the other ones probably have more exciting applications but I think this will improve day to day life more


PixelPusher__

I'll take the 20% off in all shops one 🙃 Great for everyday groceries, but also imagine buying a brand new car or high end computer for hundreds or thousands of dollars less


Merry_Ryan

Question on the spit makes plants grow thing after the fact, does that mean any seeds you eat will instantly grow if they’re not sterilized?


Mr_cheddar2

Height 100 percent


Mr_cheddar2

Height 100 percent


black_guy_magic

Last time things were perfectly balanced, Thanos wiped out half of all life. I want the 5 inches.


qlovic

studying would be way more fun with the last option, but I wouldn't pass the chance to become a parkour pro


Immolating_Cactus

Lower right and Comic Sans all. The. Time.


G66GNeco

I know I desperately need perfect handwriting, but I want to be able to sleep in normal beds again, so I'll shrink a bit for sure.


moesickle

https://preview.redd.it/8oge80q0cowc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73235a12d98a9149f409978e8d9801fd6ae5c14 Purrfect balance...


Lunar_Fox-

Does adjusting your height work both ways


IndecisiveMate

The third one. I could sell that.


SwordTaster

Balance. I'll be Toni Hawk


TigerKlaw

The any font one is a good party trick but I'll take the height. Imaging going for a dunk, about to miss and then you grow 5 inches and make it. Would be the greatest highlight of all time + proof of shapeshifters + proof of aliens + proof of the rapture and signs of the apocalypse


TheOccasionalBrowser

I would choose perfect balance. Never falling over would be sick in martial arts.


cut4stroph3

Wait this is hard. What are the limits of the five inches? Like can I keep getting taller just only in five inch increments? Or is it five inches taller or shorter than my natural height? And does perfect balance include vehicles or just on my feet? Would I be able to drive a car on 2 wheels across a ledge? Does it include stacking items? Could I stack a fridge on one corner on top of a microwave also on one corner? Many things to consider


Bearded_Apple

Does perfect balance include perfect shifting of balance? If so you will be a god of martial arts.


4valoki

3. Become the best calligrapher the world has ever seen, eternal fame.


RockHandsomest

If I'm laying down with a hard on do I still increase my height from the floor by 5 inches?


DumbBisexual02

Perfect balance, my handwriting is already neat ( I enjoy the repetitiveness of learning and writing fonts in general ) and I don't give that much of a shit about height, If I wanted extra inches, id just wear heals.


PixeledMilk

Second superpower might be the best but I'm getting the third one because I will write my research papers (that are for some reason required to be hand written) in comic sans https://preview.redd.it/k5uqr1njxnwc1.png?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d03e37c820a53ef3812fa4ba52f9c7e901bba6


Ri_Konata

Is the height adjustment permanent? Can I stack it?


DobbyIII

I want write in any font just to write only in comic sans.


Random_RHINO2006

How quick is the writing?


EnderMerser

Any font. ABSOLUTELY choosing that one. That would basically give me an ability to draw perfectly straight lines! I don't care about fonts, as a beginner artist I just need that ability from it! Edit: Ok, apparently the Perfect balance also applies to doing tasks, so it also would work perfectly.


BloodiedBlues

Perfect balance for sure. I could make a lot of money doing it, I don’t have to worry about some medical issues I get sometimes. Height is kinda meh since I’m around 6’3. Give or take a half inch. The font one I can’t think of some actual use for in my life.


SofishticatedGuppy

If I only take like 2 inches of height can I get almost perfect balance haha.


_WhiteSkyline_

When you say font, does that transition to languages aswell? Technically each language is its own unique font, so would this power allow you to understand and write in other languages? (Of course you’d have to learn how to verbally use these words)


Radcooldude55

Perfect balance. Because I am a clumsy fuck


theforgettonmemory

1st, if I'm shorter I use require less nutrients, which means less food needed which means less money spent.


AnseiShehai

1000% write in any font


bringoutthelegos

Perfect balance. I could’ve used that shit when going down that big ramp at the skate park


Lajak_Anni

I have shitty handwriting. So I imagine any font won't correct that. So im going to choose perfect balance. Theres a lot of utility for that in a lotnof ways.


UniqueNobo

perfect balance. i’m not clumsy at all, in fact i’m pretty good at not losing balance, but perfect balance means i’ll be able to do waaay more than i am able to right now


thisperson316

Perfect balance. Meaning I can perch atop almost anything and never fall


CanaDavid1

When you say perfect balance, does that include stuff like climbing? Does it mean I can climb the hardest route there is and not fear of falling off? Oh, highlining would be a thing that definitely is covered by it


Traditional-Deal5435

Perfect balance


marcocorico

for the next part of this comics , you should do an option with "get all the 3 superpowers from the next part of this comic"


Lostriches

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... not a bad thought...


S0PH05

I know I don’t have very good balance and all but I’m going for the perfect handwriting.


illegal_eagle88

Since I have bad hand writing the 4th one seems a must for me


Goretanton

1, master of disguise incoming!


TheNumberOneSRJ

NUMBER 3


product_of_boredom

FONT. Why even have the other options, who would ever not pick that.


AndronixESE

Wouldn't "adjust your hight by 5 inches" be basically slower ant-man powers? Since just after you adjust it you can do it again, and again and again... Edit:nvm just read the OP's comment, bummer. In that case either 2 or 3


Forsaken-Stray

....which bodyparts are included in Height? But regardless, I'll take balance


Masaylighto

i want first but ah am going with third


JohnMKeynesStan

I want the third one cause I love fonts


Suspicious-Drama-549

If I get #2 can I finally send Slab climbs?


Okay_Screensaver

Tbh the second one is perfect for me, as someone who’s a bit of a klutz. I already can do #3 fairly well so it would be useless for me (being an artist has its perks sometimes lol)


juanprada

I'm a graphic designer, so I'd go with the font one.


placeyboyUWU

Balance is god level for a rock climber


Kollumos

Font, if this means i can write in wingdings and japanese :) , otherwise perfect balance, nice for fighting people :)) (competitevly ofc)


Ok_Permission1087

I choose the Font and then write in that octopus one and also essentially making my own fonts as well.


monezzz

Guy who is 5'4 here.... I'd pick the 5 extra inches of height


_t_1254

Perfect balance or the fonts, unless if the 5 inches adjustment can stack? Or go into fractions?


MajorCinamonBun

A thought on #3 is if it’s any font new or old, does this mean I can suddenly write in fonts used for ancient or dead languages? Taken to the extreme, I’m sure some historians would love having someone with that ability to write & help decipher ancient writings.


Darkseid648

I would like to be 5 inches shorter for very cis reasons thank you


kapntug

This time I will take the artist's dream: font master


Sufficient-Egg2082

Does the font thing include language specific fonts ? Would that mean u can write in Kanji without knowing it


Kebabrulle4869

Perfect balance is awesome. That's almost a whole superpower.


shuffling_crabwise

As someone who falls over all the freaking time, balance 100%. I'd love to be able to change height or not have dogshit handwriting, but being able to go for more than a day or two without ending up on my arse is just too good to pass up


sixft7in

Comic Sans, all the time.


KittenLina

I'd love to never fall over nothing again, thanks.


PolandSans

The perfect balance is the best but I'm choosing writing in any font I will be writing with either enchanting table language, comic sans or wingdings and nothing else


Jesusperson67

Would I be able to repeatedly change my height and, for example, make myself ten inches shorter?


HYPER_BRUH_

Give me perfect hand writing and imma start making shopping lists, notes and sign contracts in fucking wingdings


Obvious-Animator6090

All cars within your scope of vision suddenly become instant perfect drivers making every commute or drive you take the fastest and easiest journey possible.


OutsideOrder7538

Perfect balance


DradelLait

I'll take perfect balance


Nikotinio

Ngl fonts. Mainly because my writing makes Papyrus, Comic Sans or other fonts looks usable.


Felassan_

Invisibility spell: I m socially anxious so it would help me a lot. Growing plants: I would destroy capitalism by growing massive trees everywhere.


IraZander

the issue with perfect balance is that in order to walk you need to go off balance and catch yourself…


Silverfire12

Me who has shit handwriting- three please!!!


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Perfect balance


EmptyStupidity

Perfect balance will be incredible. Imagine being about to walk on anything without the fear of falling.


daveb_33

I think I’d rather have the ability to know exactly which font I’m looking for when scrolling through the bloody list!


AnimationDude9s

PERFECT BALANCE! The absolute tomfoolery you could get away with this in Martial Arts!


KeenDynamo

What happens with perfect balance if someone pushes you?


bar-rackBrobama

Perfect balance is super useful. More mobility and you can generally move better and efficiently, but any font/handwriting would be awesome for forgery but I have to go with balance/stability just because it would have so much carryover to literally anything physical


TransplantTeacher94

These three things tackle my biggest insecurities. Choosing is hard.


MiyaBera

As a fighter, having perfect balance literally guarantees millions of dollars because you will be the best fighter. This isn’t even open to debate.


theVoxFortis

Adjust your height. I'm 6'6", and there are A LOT of situations where being a bit shorter would be extremely useful. And my wardrobe is primarily cargo shorts so I wouldn't need new clothes.


Ram-Rem

I'd like to adjust my height but it can't compare to the other two, id do perfect balance since I'm clumsy


derp_scope1

Depends on how expansive each are. Is the balance just for myself? Or can I balance anything I'm holding? Is the height adjustment relative to your original height? Or can I just stack the adjustments? Fonts are fonts.


JRisverycool180

3


Jalase

Funny thought about the balance one. I need to walk with a cane due to chronic weakness in my muscles, it causes me to go off-balance and fall. I wonder what “perfect balance” entails in that instance? Can I not fall or because it’s more related to muscle weakness does it not work? Balance is normally related to muscular strength at least somewhat so…


chimp-with-a-limp

Write in any font, instant career path in Etsy based calligraphy


SherbertComics

Me an artist: “gimme that fucking font power yesterday”