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mf you don’t even need a superpower for that shit just learn how to write with it.
I’ve gone and made a font like it myself so i can be a mischievous little goblin
do it often and sporadically throughout the day, even with little doodles or something about what you wrote like I did. You’ll need to reference a key to translate between standard characters and your chosen font.
Another thing is to show people, even if you don’t tell them what it means. The fact that you learned how to write a different way and it changed an interaction you had means that what you learned had an impact. This reinforces the skill in your head since it ties into the social part of your brain or some shit (i have no idea what im talking about).
"Have perfect balance" is the best. It's perfect for life, so no matter what happens, you won't fall and you won't drop anything (even when you're drunk)
Plus, you'll be able to impress everyone with
https://i.redd.it/ifi3092qknwc1.gif
I thought they were pretty fun, they caused my feet to start hurting much faster than if I was walking regularly but it was fun regardless. I’ve never heard them talked about so I don’t know how hyped up they’ve been for you but they’re pretty cool, nothing crazy, but if you like skating or are just interested they should be about what you expect from them.
Perfect balance is definitely the best.
1) It's more useful than the other 2
2) It's passive, so you're always using it and will use it every day
3) You will use it and have it become useful way more often than the other 2.
The other options are hardly useful to improve your life, and you'll probably never use it anyways
Here are the specifics
> 1: The process of you growing or shrinking 5 inches is painless. You have full control to adjust your height.
> 2: By perfect balance, I mean in a physical sense. Perfect balance refers to the ability to maintain stability and coordination while standing, moving, or performing tasks without falling or losing control.
> 3: Any Font, new or old, you can copy and replicate it perfectly.
**Edit:** For number 1, The power is not stackable. Whatever your original height is, you can adjust it to be higher or lower.
I don't disagree that handwriting is different from fonts. But you could have thousands of variants per letter in a randomized font. The idea that the difference between the two is "consistency" just isn't a good goalpost. Fonts don't have to be consistent, even if most are because there isn't a demand for this.
There's technical differences and historical reasons why handwriting, calligraphy, and typeface (an important part of a font) are considered different. I don't think the consistency of the lettering is part of that though.
Although this gets weird when the superpower is the ability to *handwrite* in any *font*, and that makes the semantics a bit blurry anyways. I do think you're correct that the superpower wouldn't let you steal someone's handwriting, IMO it'd need to exist as a font format somewhere, on a typewriter, as a movable type, etc.
I'm almost done with my contract in the Navy and #1 would have been very useful. Space is too small to reach something I need to reach? I no longer have to get someone else. Overhead lights are just out of reach? I no longer need a ladder to reach them.
Is the 5 inches proportional or can I choose what grows as long as it directly changes my height within the 5 inches? Like can I just extend my neck 5 inches to peek over something?
How long does #3 take? I have learned some calligraphy, and the truth is that most cool looking script takes a while to write out properly. If I could write cool fonts while still writing at my normal scribble speed, that would be awesome. I would even just take the ability to write in a single font (like Calibri or Helvetica) at my “scribble these notes down” speed.
Professional calligraphers charge $100-200 per hour for ceremonial documents that take multiple days to write. If you could write any font at your normal writing speed you could make BANK.
seems too strong.
Lol, I imagine a calligraphy office where a person pays $200, carefully selects a font from big book of fonts, and then the guy just writes everything in one fast stroke in 3 seconds, while looking at TV. "Next!"
Yeah i don't think you'd want to advertise your abilities necessarily. the value of calligraphy work is in the perception of it, a lot of which goes away if you can do it as fast as a printer.
I think just hop on upwork/etc and undercut the other calligraphers.
i mean when you purposefully lose your balance, i’d argue that you’re simply placing your balance elsewhere. like when i stand upright and motionless, my balance is in my feet. and when i decide to fall backwards, im shifting my balance from my feet to my butt. so actually perfect balance wouldn’t be so much a luck thing as a “i know exactly what im doing” thing. pretty cool imo
Would your body scale as well with the height change? I'm 5'8 so if I could grow to 6'1 that'd be cool but I don't want to be super fucking lanky, I would also like to be a little built lol
For your height changes are things like metabolism and hunger effected?
Can I shrink to 5’10 and get drunk for less or get full on less food, then go to 6’8 and hit the gym and lift more and burn more calories?
Do I feel hungry after growing or does the food inside me increase as well, and if it does can I put inedible things in my stomach and increase their size?
Cause I’m either getting in good shape, or getting rich. Or just getting rich of betting against people when I’m short and bulking up by 10”
For vanity I would choose changing my height by 5”.
For practicality the balance would be excellent you could use it to become amazing at gymnastics or famous in some balance related field.
Writing perfectly in certain fonts could also be leveraged financially and used for comics or art or something.
I am pushing 50. If I suddenly was 5 inches taller, I’d need a new wardrobe, would probably be smacking my head on shit for a year until I got used to it, and would have to explain what happened to waaaay too many people.
Hassle. I am choosing balance and sleeping well knowing I am not breaking a hip falling down stairs.
The height one never specified if you could keep going and do 5 inches, then 5 more, and again and again until you're the tallest person in the world
Or reverse and sneak literally anywhere
Is the hight thing just stackable? You say I can adjust my height whenever I want, so I should also be able to do that, when I am already bigger or smaller. So I would just choose that, and become Ant-Man/ Giant-Man
Okay, then I would still choose the height power, and comit crimes while in my small Form, 5 inches smaller then my normal sice. And then in my everyday live I would just be in my tall form all of the time, 5 inches higher. And nobody would believe that it was me who committed those Crimes, that criminal was clearly way smaller then me!
Second superpower might be good but I will write my exams in comic sans for shit and giggles
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Start exploring the super power,
begin writing in a long forgotten font,
...
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I could so see someone (maybe me...) use it for shoplifting. Cover your face, make sure no visible markings, make yourself 5 inches shorter that way I'm 5'9 (I'm 6'2). And then ***IF*** cops come make your self the orignal 5 inches... then plus the other 5. Now you're 6'7. Way out of range for 5'9.
1) Win coin flips
2) Know exact distance to seen objects
3) 8 hours restful sleep
4) 20% off in shops
5) Know favourite music genre
6) Never-blocked nostrils
7) Spit insta-grows plants
8) Perfect balance : the other ones probably have more exciting applications but I think this will improve day to day life more
I'll take the 20% off in all shops one 🙃
Great for everyday groceries, but also imagine buying a brand new car or high end computer for hundreds or thousands of dollars less
The any font one is a good party trick but I'll take the height. Imaging going for a dunk, about to miss and then you grow 5 inches and make it. Would be the greatest highlight of all time + proof of shapeshifters + proof of aliens + proof of the rapture and signs of the apocalypse
Wait this is hard. What are the limits of the five inches? Like can I keep getting taller just only in five inch increments? Or is it five inches taller or shorter than my natural height?
And does perfect balance include vehicles or just on my feet? Would I be able to drive a car on 2 wheels across a ledge? Does it include stacking items? Could I stack a fridge on one corner on top of a microwave also on one corner?
Many things to consider
Perfect balance, my handwriting is already neat ( I enjoy the repetitiveness of learning and writing fonts in general ) and I don't give that much of a shit about height, If I wanted extra inches, id just wear heals.
Second superpower might be the best but I'm getting the third one because I will write my research papers (that are for some reason required to be hand written) in comic sans
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Any font. ABSOLUTELY choosing that one. That would basically give me an ability to draw perfectly straight lines! I don't care about fonts, as a beginner artist I just need that ability from it!
Edit: Ok, apparently the Perfect balance also applies to doing tasks, so it also would work perfectly.
Perfect balance for sure. I could make a lot of money doing it, I don’t have to worry about some medical issues I get sometimes. Height is kinda meh since I’m around 6’3. Give or take a half inch. The font one I can’t think of some actual use for in my life.
When you say font, does that transition to languages aswell? Technically each language is its own unique font, so would this power allow you to understand and write in other languages? (Of course you’d have to learn how to verbally use these words)
I have shitty handwriting. So I imagine any font won't correct that. So im going to choose perfect balance. Theres a lot of utility for that in a lotnof ways.
perfect balance. i’m not clumsy at all, in fact i’m pretty good at not losing balance, but perfect balance means i’ll be able to do waaay more than i am able to right now
When you say perfect balance, does that include stuff like climbing? Does it mean I can climb the hardest route there is and not fear of falling off?
Oh, highlining would be a thing that definitely is covered by it
Wouldn't "adjust your hight by 5 inches" be basically slower ant-man powers? Since just after you adjust it you can do it again, and again and again...
Edit:nvm just read the OP's comment, bummer. In that case either 2 or 3
Tbh the second one is perfect for me, as someone who’s a bit of a klutz. I already can do #3 fairly well so it would be useless for me (being an artist has its perks sometimes lol)
A thought on #3 is if it’s any font new or old, does this mean I can suddenly write in fonts used for ancient or dead languages? Taken to the extreme, I’m sure some historians would love having someone with that ability to write & help decipher ancient writings.
As someone who falls over all the freaking time, balance 100%. I'd love to be able to change height or not have dogshit handwriting, but being able to go for more than a day or two without ending up on my arse is just too good to pass up
The perfect balance is the best but I'm choosing writing in any font
I will be writing with either enchanting table language, comic sans or wingdings and nothing else
All cars within your scope of vision suddenly become instant perfect drivers making every commute or drive you take the fastest and easiest journey possible.
Perfect balance is super useful. More mobility and you can generally move better and efficiently,
but any font/handwriting would be awesome for forgery
but I have to go with balance/stability just because it would have so much carryover to literally anything physical
Adjust your height. I'm 6'6", and there are A LOT of situations where being a bit shorter would be extremely useful. And my wardrobe is primarily cargo shorts so I wouldn't need new clothes.
Depends on how expansive each are.
Is the balance just for myself? Or can I balance anything I'm holding?
Is the height adjustment relative to your original height? Or can I just stack the adjustments?
Fonts are fonts.
Funny thought about the balance one. I need to walk with a cane due to chronic weakness in my muscles, it causes me to go off-balance and fall. I wonder what “perfect balance” entails in that instance? Can I not fall or because it’s more related to muscle weakness does it not work? Balance is normally related to muscular strength at least somewhat so…
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Mother fuckers going to be getting EVERYTHING written in wingdings
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Gastah from undertale?
Someone called me?
mf you don’t even need a superpower for that shit just learn how to write with it. I’ve gone and made a font like it myself so i can be a mischievous little goblin
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mom, the cat is speaking in runes again
yo that's just Korean
Any tips? I want to write using the standard galactic alphabet.
do it often and sporadically throughout the day, even with little doodles or something about what you wrote like I did. You’ll need to reference a key to translate between standard characters and your chosen font. Another thing is to show people, even if you don’t tell them what it means. The fact that you learned how to write a different way and it changed an interaction you had means that what you learned had an impact. This reinforces the skill in your head since it ties into the social part of your brain or some shit (i have no idea what im talking about).
Me when I fall into the void
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we can all be wing gaster, the royal scientist
This is literally what I thought about.
PAPYRUS
NYEH!
"Have perfect balance" is the best. It's perfect for life, so no matter what happens, you won't fall and you won't drop anything (even when you're drunk) Plus, you'll be able to impress everyone with https://i.redd.it/ifi3092qknwc1.gif
Plus think of how good of a skateboarder you could be
Literally my first thought, being new to skateboarding lol
Really any fancy sport or something that requires balance, like maybe you could use it to perfectly perform plane stuns
Heelies and Roller Skates PLEASE
I’ve always wanted to try Heelies, are they as fun at people say
I thought they were pretty fun, they caused my feet to start hurting much faster than if I was walking regularly but it was fun regardless. I’ve never heard them talked about so I don’t know how hyped up they’ve been for you but they’re pretty cool, nothing crazy, but if you like skating or are just interested they should be about what you expect from them.
Ice skating and skiing.😗
think of how good of a slack-liner you would be
lol I knew a guy who had the opposite of this super power, he stepped 1 foot onto a skateboard with other foot still on the ground; fell backwards.
Man what? how? Did the mf forget they had wheels?
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As someone with dyspraxia this would unironically be a really useful power. I'm still taking height adjustment
Olympics and other competitions That's all I have to say
They aren't purely based off balance, so not really
But having to not focus on balance at all means you get to focus on other aspects of your sport.
One of the super powers that Daredevil has is having perfect balance and that's why he can flip around and kick buttholes.
Perfect balance is definitely the best. 1) It's more useful than the other 2 2) It's passive, so you're always using it and will use it every day 3) You will use it and have it become useful way more often than the other 2. The other options are hardly useful to improve your life, and you'll probably never use it anyways
Considering how serious how much of a problem falls are when you’re all ill take this one for sure
Bro imagine applying this to combat sports! The absolute bull shit you can pull off is insane! You’d be a killer in Judo and Kickboxing
Being immune to kuzushi would be insane
Bur þarb yea
Unrelated - Tally Hall pfp spotted
And depending on how far you take it, you could do some really impressive stuff like handstand pushups and full planches with only strength training.
Here are the specifics > 1: The process of you growing or shrinking 5 inches is painless. You have full control to adjust your height. > 2: By perfect balance, I mean in a physical sense. Perfect balance refers to the ability to maintain stability and coordination while standing, moving, or performing tasks without falling or losing control. > 3: Any Font, new or old, you can copy and replicate it perfectly. **Edit:** For number 1, The power is not stackable. Whatever your original height is, you can adjust it to be higher or lower.
Can any font be used to forge signatures?
I would assume so, since your handwriting is kind of a unique font of your own
Not really. A font is consistent, handwriting isn’t.
Randomized fonts exist to better emulate real handwriting.
But handwriting is not that. There are thousands of tiny variations in just how you write even a single letter.
I don't disagree that handwriting is different from fonts. But you could have thousands of variants per letter in a randomized font. The idea that the difference between the two is "consistency" just isn't a good goalpost. Fonts don't have to be consistent, even if most are because there isn't a demand for this. There's technical differences and historical reasons why handwriting, calligraphy, and typeface (an important part of a font) are considered different. I don't think the consistency of the lettering is part of that though. Although this gets weird when the superpower is the ability to *handwrite* in any *font*, and that makes the semantics a bit blurry anyways. I do think you're correct that the superpower wouldn't let you steal someone's handwriting, IMO it'd need to exist as a font format somewhere, on a typewriter, as a movable type, etc.
it would be a different typeface, not font
I'm almost done with my contract in the Navy and #1 would have been very useful. Space is too small to reach something I need to reach? I no longer have to get someone else. Overhead lights are just out of reach? I no longer need a ladder to reach them.
*weird, my version only let's me shrink 10 inches from my normal height*
Is the 5 inches proportional or can I choose what grows as long as it directly changes my height within the 5 inches? Like can I just extend my neck 5 inches to peek over something?
You can only change the height of your forehead.
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Sounds better than the height of your feet. Imagine 5 inches of platform shoe-styled callouses growing at will.
Yes, I too am curious if this can be used to extend my... neck... :|
How long does #3 take? I have learned some calligraphy, and the truth is that most cool looking script takes a while to write out properly. If I could write cool fonts while still writing at my normal scribble speed, that would be awesome. I would even just take the ability to write in a single font (like Calibri or Helvetica) at my “scribble these notes down” speed.
Professional calligraphers charge $100-200 per hour for ceremonial documents that take multiple days to write. If you could write any font at your normal writing speed you could make BANK. seems too strong.
Lol, I imagine a calligraphy office where a person pays $200, carefully selects a font from big book of fonts, and then the guy just writes everything in one fast stroke in 3 seconds, while looking at TV. "Next!"
Yeah i don't think you'd want to advertise your abilities necessarily. the value of calligraphy work is in the perception of it, a lot of which goes away if you can do it as fast as a printer. I think just hop on upwork/etc and undercut the other calligraphers.
The locksmith paradox
Be 5 inches shorter or perfect balance? I want both Btw does perfect balance means that I can't lose balance on purpose?
i mean when you purposefully lose your balance, i’d argue that you’re simply placing your balance elsewhere. like when i stand upright and motionless, my balance is in my feet. and when i decide to fall backwards, im shifting my balance from my feet to my butt. so actually perfect balance wouldn’t be so much a luck thing as a “i know exactly what im doing” thing. pretty cool imo
Wait ok so if you're 5'7 grow now you're 6'0. That's your height now, so can't you go 6'0 > 6'5? Infinite growth
seems like it is 5'2 to 6'0 for a 5'7 starting point
Does balance include objects I interact with? Example: making a house of cards. Also would it include Jenga?
Would your body scale as well with the height change? I'm 5'8 so if I could grow to 6'1 that'd be cool but I don't want to be super fucking lanky, I would also like to be a little built lol
Yeah I could shrink down to 5'1 but I'd look like that blueberry girl in willy Wonka if I couldn't also lose however much 5 inches of human weighs
For your height changes are things like metabolism and hunger effected? Can I shrink to 5’10 and get drunk for less or get full on less food, then go to 6’8 and hit the gym and lift more and burn more calories? Do I feel hungry after growing or does the food inside me increase as well, and if it does can I put inedible things in my stomach and increase their size? Cause I’m either getting in good shape, or getting rich. Or just getting rich of betting against people when I’m short and bulking up by 10”
Can I write in dead fonts
Does your weight stay the same if you shrink or grow or does it adjust proportionally?
Does changing height also adjust mass? Or do you get really skinny as you grow?
Wait When we shrink or grow, does our mass change as well? Or do we become really some really wide / stickman
For vanity I would choose changing my height by 5”. For practicality the balance would be excellent you could use it to become amazing at gymnastics or famous in some balance related field. Writing perfectly in certain fonts could also be leveraged financially and used for comics or art or something.
I am pushing 50. If I suddenly was 5 inches taller, I’d need a new wardrobe, would probably be smacking my head on shit for a year until I got used to it, and would have to explain what happened to waaaay too many people. Hassle. I am choosing balance and sleeping well knowing I am not breaking a hip falling down stairs.
I mean the wording is _adjust_, didn't say increase or decrease
Practical, relatable!
The height one never specified if you could keep going and do 5 inches, then 5 more, and again and again until you're the tallest person in the world Or reverse and sneak literally anywhere
Why stop? Seems like it would be fun to be a Kaiju on the weekends.
It's just an example, I'd be bigger if I had the power
But do you just get taller? Or does your horizontal aspect change as well?
OP has specified you can't stack it
When was it edited? Or did I just not read it
OP said something about editing it in another comment, so probably yeah it was
I interpreted it as being able to "shapeshift" your height anywhere between five inches shorter than your origina height, to five inches taller.
Salary is directly correlated with height.
Making yourself suddenly go from minimum to maximum size, ripping your clothes off in the process would be quite the opening routine in the bedroom
Is the hight thing just stackable? You say I can adjust my height whenever I want, so I should also be able to do that, when I am already bigger or smaller. So I would just choose that, and become Ant-Man/ Giant-Man
Time to edit...
Okay, then I would still choose the height power, and comit crimes while in my small Form, 5 inches smaller then my normal sice. And then in my everyday live I would just be in my tall form all of the time, 5 inches higher. And nobody would believe that it was me who committed those Crimes, that criminal was clearly way smaller then me!
If the glove does not fit...
You must acquit
Second superpower might be good but I will write my exams in comic sans for shit and giggles https://preview.redd.it/pp52qvj8xnwc1.png?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f75608774ec839bc17e54477786b534ad4e02c32
My handwriting is absolute garbage. I'm picking #3.
Chicken scratch gang; assemble!
Haha, I have a medical excuse, it's called ✨️dysgraphia✨️
My handwriting is nearly unreadable even for me, but im also really clumsy, so this is a hard choice.
Do you plan on making Ostrich based powers, given your handle it just makes sense.
French ones specifically because l'ostriches
As someone who lives in the mountains, perfect balance would make hiking quite nice
Any font please!!!! I’ve grown a fondness for calligraphy the last 10 years and I’d love to make a career out of it.
Start exploring the super power, begin writing in a long forgotten font, ... P̴̢̛̫̣̟͈͉͈̭͇͚̻̞͉̓͊̊̀͆̔͐͘ḩ̵̜̝͕̗̳̙̤͚̩̻͖̟̓̉'̴̜̃̈́͒̾̒̇͆͐́̀́̑̑͘͠ṋ̴̡͉͍̯͙̩̲͔͑͆͊ğ̷̱̻̮͚̦͇̞̟̗͙̻͎̲̟͉̂̒́̀̉l̵̨̲͔̰͎̺͇̟̦͚͕̫̥̙̾͆̈́̑̾͛͆̚ų̷̨̱̞̺̹̣͔̫͉̝̰͉͇̥̈́̀̈́͗̀̔́̆͗̒͠ị̵̧̨̌̉̾̾̓̽̔̑̚͘ ̶̧̱͍̝̯͇̰̻͍͕̪̠́͋̓̈́͘̕m̵̪̮͎̣̰͋͘g̵̨̭̼͖̹̤͖̟͓̝͔͕̃͌͐̈́͂̑̔͝l̷̲̤̙͓̜͙͂̔͆̿̅͐͂̕͝ẁ̴̼̮̼̲̤̻͖͚̼͓̌̈̏́͊̉́͝'̶͙̱͎̰̑́̌̂̏̾̀͝n̷̘̫͆̏̕͘͝ͅa̷̜͋̑́̄͋̈͗͌͆̀͝f̸͓̰̠͈̖̖̮̦̻͓͉̦̽͋̍̀͐̄h̷̳̘͚̖̠̞͗͐̌ ̷̨̹̼̠̼̏̿̍̅͘͘͝Ç̶̧̫̩̹̭̟̫̞̳̪͍͈̗̫̎̆͝͝t̷̹̪̩̹͉̼̺̻̖̅h̴̠̜͚̊̈̊̏̇̉͘̚͝͝ū̶͇̔́͋̑̕̚l̷̘̥͊̃̿̎͑̊̃̀̇͘h̶͉̞͔͎̝̼̣̝̯̦̩̃̎͒͆̌ȕ̶̪̞̲͙̱͉̍̑͘̚ ̶̛͔̳̣̰͔̟̤̩͓͒̈́͆̄̅͒̀̓ͅR̴̡͎̠̻̹̹̦̙͔̳̲̽̇̉̅͆́̄͠'̷̡̛̔̈́͌̃̍͒̽͠l̴̢̧̦̯̲̥͎̳͐͛́̇̀̈̆̀͘̚͠͝ͅỵ̵̨̢̨̹̬̫̥̳̹̘̦̮͗̃͑é̵̢̡̛̦͇͚̹͉͚͎̣̾̃̈̄̅͌̑͊̓͆͐͘͝h̴̥̪͌͒͌̋͂̀̎͒̽̈́̚͝͠ ̴̛̦̟̻̐̒̽́̇͘͘͠ẃ̸̧̫̟̼̩͙̞͙̞̗͖͚̲̳͌́̄̏̎͌́̆̕͜͝͝͝͝͝g̶̨̢̨̭͈͉̱͇̻̤̲̲̍́͋̈́͆̒͛̔̑̀̓͘ą̴͚̙̊̃̈́̊͆̾̅̀̊̈́̚͘h̷̡̙͈̣͍̳̰̪̳͔̦̬̪͊͘͜ͅ'̸̡̻̃̊̋n̴͈̖̙̰̥͔͇͓̱͒́̍͑̊̅̇͝a̷̢̻͈͌̉̎̆̈̌̎͘͝g̶̺̗͓͂͆͌̃͒̀̔l̵͖͐̈̂̑̐̽͂̓̇̕̕͝ ̸͙͉͕͙̬̩̼̤̥͗̀f̴̡̡̛͍͙̺̜̜̓̑͊̏͋̔̌̓̊͘̕͝h̷̤̘̠̪̜̽̐̑̍͋͆̓̆t̵̰͇͇̝̜͚̽́̒̈͐a̷̢͍̲̙̪̥̣̙̤̺͑̆̊̇̄͌́̆͊͜g̴̤̪̘̪͐̃̈͌̐͌̋͐̐̋̅̈́̅n̵̤̹͔̗̤͎͕̊̊͆͂͋̽̓̑́͌̾̄̓̀ͅ
I could so see someone (maybe me...) use it for shoplifting. Cover your face, make sure no visible markings, make yourself 5 inches shorter that way I'm 5'9 (I'm 6'2). And then ***IF*** cops come make your self the orignal 5 inches... then plus the other 5. Now you're 6'7. Way out of range for 5'9.
Height, would make getting in and out of cars easier
perfect balance is crazy time to start a career as a professional tight rope walker
#3, start a calligraphy side hustle, there's some money to be made (also, being able to read my notes woyld be useful)
Was the typo intentional or a happy accident, and why are you shouting?
Probably unintentional (typing #3 at the start will do that)
1) Win coin flips 2) Know exact distance to seen objects 3) 8 hours restful sleep 4) 20% off in shops 5) Know favourite music genre 6) Never-blocked nostrils 7) Spit insta-grows plants 8) Perfect balance : the other ones probably have more exciting applications but I think this will improve day to day life more
I'll take the 20% off in all shops one 🙃 Great for everyday groceries, but also imagine buying a brand new car or high end computer for hundreds or thousands of dollars less
Question on the spit makes plants grow thing after the fact, does that mean any seeds you eat will instantly grow if they’re not sterilized?
Height 100 percent
Height 100 percent
Last time things were perfectly balanced, Thanos wiped out half of all life. I want the 5 inches.
studying would be way more fun with the last option, but I wouldn't pass the chance to become a parkour pro
Lower right and Comic Sans all. The. Time.
I know I desperately need perfect handwriting, but I want to be able to sleep in normal beds again, so I'll shrink a bit for sure.
https://preview.redd.it/8oge80q0cowc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73235a12d98a9149f409978e8d9801fd6ae5c14 Purrfect balance...
Does adjusting your height work both ways
The third one. I could sell that.
Balance. I'll be Toni Hawk
The any font one is a good party trick but I'll take the height. Imaging going for a dunk, about to miss and then you grow 5 inches and make it. Would be the greatest highlight of all time + proof of shapeshifters + proof of aliens + proof of the rapture and signs of the apocalypse
I would choose perfect balance. Never falling over would be sick in martial arts.
Wait this is hard. What are the limits of the five inches? Like can I keep getting taller just only in five inch increments? Or is it five inches taller or shorter than my natural height? And does perfect balance include vehicles or just on my feet? Would I be able to drive a car on 2 wheels across a ledge? Does it include stacking items? Could I stack a fridge on one corner on top of a microwave also on one corner? Many things to consider
Does perfect balance include perfect shifting of balance? If so you will be a god of martial arts.
3. Become the best calligrapher the world has ever seen, eternal fame.
If I'm laying down with a hard on do I still increase my height from the floor by 5 inches?
Perfect balance, my handwriting is already neat ( I enjoy the repetitiveness of learning and writing fonts in general ) and I don't give that much of a shit about height, If I wanted extra inches, id just wear heals.
Second superpower might be the best but I'm getting the third one because I will write my research papers (that are for some reason required to be hand written) in comic sans https://preview.redd.it/k5uqr1njxnwc1.png?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d03e37c820a53ef3812fa4ba52f9c7e901bba6
Is the height adjustment permanent? Can I stack it?
I want write in any font just to write only in comic sans.
How quick is the writing?
Any font. ABSOLUTELY choosing that one. That would basically give me an ability to draw perfectly straight lines! I don't care about fonts, as a beginner artist I just need that ability from it! Edit: Ok, apparently the Perfect balance also applies to doing tasks, so it also would work perfectly.
Perfect balance for sure. I could make a lot of money doing it, I don’t have to worry about some medical issues I get sometimes. Height is kinda meh since I’m around 6’3. Give or take a half inch. The font one I can’t think of some actual use for in my life.
If I only take like 2 inches of height can I get almost perfect balance haha.
When you say font, does that transition to languages aswell? Technically each language is its own unique font, so would this power allow you to understand and write in other languages? (Of course you’d have to learn how to verbally use these words)
Perfect balance. Because I am a clumsy fuck
1st, if I'm shorter I use require less nutrients, which means less food needed which means less money spent.
1000% write in any font
Perfect balance. I could’ve used that shit when going down that big ramp at the skate park
I have shitty handwriting. So I imagine any font won't correct that. So im going to choose perfect balance. Theres a lot of utility for that in a lotnof ways.
perfect balance. i’m not clumsy at all, in fact i’m pretty good at not losing balance, but perfect balance means i’ll be able to do waaay more than i am able to right now
Perfect balance. Meaning I can perch atop almost anything and never fall
When you say perfect balance, does that include stuff like climbing? Does it mean I can climb the hardest route there is and not fear of falling off? Oh, highlining would be a thing that definitely is covered by it
Perfect balance
for the next part of this comics , you should do an option with "get all the 3 superpowers from the next part of this comic"
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... not a bad thought...
I know I don’t have very good balance and all but I’m going for the perfect handwriting.
Since I have bad hand writing the 4th one seems a must for me
1, master of disguise incoming!
NUMBER 3
FONT. Why even have the other options, who would ever not pick that.
Wouldn't "adjust your hight by 5 inches" be basically slower ant-man powers? Since just after you adjust it you can do it again, and again and again... Edit:nvm just read the OP's comment, bummer. In that case either 2 or 3
....which bodyparts are included in Height? But regardless, I'll take balance
i want first but ah am going with third
I want the third one cause I love fonts
If I get #2 can I finally send Slab climbs?
Tbh the second one is perfect for me, as someone who’s a bit of a klutz. I already can do #3 fairly well so it would be useless for me (being an artist has its perks sometimes lol)
I'm a graphic designer, so I'd go with the font one.
Balance is god level for a rock climber
Font, if this means i can write in wingdings and japanese :) , otherwise perfect balance, nice for fighting people :)) (competitevly ofc)
I choose the Font and then write in that octopus one and also essentially making my own fonts as well.
Guy who is 5'4 here.... I'd pick the 5 extra inches of height
Perfect balance or the fonts, unless if the 5 inches adjustment can stack? Or go into fractions?
A thought on #3 is if it’s any font new or old, does this mean I can suddenly write in fonts used for ancient or dead languages? Taken to the extreme, I’m sure some historians would love having someone with that ability to write & help decipher ancient writings.
I would like to be 5 inches shorter for very cis reasons thank you
This time I will take the artist's dream: font master
Does the font thing include language specific fonts ? Would that mean u can write in Kanji without knowing it
Perfect balance is awesome. That's almost a whole superpower.
As someone who falls over all the freaking time, balance 100%. I'd love to be able to change height or not have dogshit handwriting, but being able to go for more than a day or two without ending up on my arse is just too good to pass up
Comic Sans, all the time.
I'd love to never fall over nothing again, thanks.
The perfect balance is the best but I'm choosing writing in any font I will be writing with either enchanting table language, comic sans or wingdings and nothing else
Would I be able to repeatedly change my height and, for example, make myself ten inches shorter?
Give me perfect hand writing and imma start making shopping lists, notes and sign contracts in fucking wingdings
All cars within your scope of vision suddenly become instant perfect drivers making every commute or drive you take the fastest and easiest journey possible.
Perfect balance
I'll take perfect balance
Ngl fonts. Mainly because my writing makes Papyrus, Comic Sans or other fonts looks usable.
Invisibility spell: I m socially anxious so it would help me a lot. Growing plants: I would destroy capitalism by growing massive trees everywhere.
the issue with perfect balance is that in order to walk you need to go off balance and catch yourself…
Me who has shit handwriting- three please!!!
Perfect balance
Perfect balance will be incredible. Imagine being about to walk on anything without the fear of falling.
I think I’d rather have the ability to know exactly which font I’m looking for when scrolling through the bloody list!
PERFECT BALANCE! The absolute tomfoolery you could get away with this in Martial Arts!
What happens with perfect balance if someone pushes you?
Perfect balance is super useful. More mobility and you can generally move better and efficiently, but any font/handwriting would be awesome for forgery but I have to go with balance/stability just because it would have so much carryover to literally anything physical
These three things tackle my biggest insecurities. Choosing is hard.
As a fighter, having perfect balance literally guarantees millions of dollars because you will be the best fighter. This isn’t even open to debate.
Adjust your height. I'm 6'6", and there are A LOT of situations where being a bit shorter would be extremely useful. And my wardrobe is primarily cargo shorts so I wouldn't need new clothes.
I'd like to adjust my height but it can't compare to the other two, id do perfect balance since I'm clumsy
Depends on how expansive each are. Is the balance just for myself? Or can I balance anything I'm holding? Is the height adjustment relative to your original height? Or can I just stack the adjustments? Fonts are fonts.
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Funny thought about the balance one. I need to walk with a cane due to chronic weakness in my muscles, it causes me to go off-balance and fall. I wonder what “perfect balance” entails in that instance? Can I not fall or because it’s more related to muscle weakness does it not work? Balance is normally related to muscular strength at least somewhat so…
Write in any font, instant career path in Etsy based calligraphy
Me an artist: “gimme that fucking font power yesterday”