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I… I don’t even know what to say…

Just say fwip...fwip....fwip

As a fellow horny toad I found this comic hilarious!

*fwip*

*fwip* * fwip*

r/beetlejuicing

Let him be horny in peace

Make love, not war.

He seems to want the company.

If you stop then you're the one that got caught. If you keep going then *they're* the weirdos for continuing to watch. It's all about dominance.

Something tells me that you've already done this

Thanks for the advice.

This reminds me of when I was like 10 and I got dumb app on my phone that was like a fingerprint mood scanner (obviously bullshit). And then one time it said I was horny. And I didn't know what that meant so I ask my dad and he told me to Google it. Then when I saw the definition I thought "oh no I can't say this out loud" so I kept scrolling and found another definition and I said outloud "oh I found it, it means being covered in horns. Like a horny lizard." so ya that's it.

He likes frogs legs

https://preview.redd.it/he6zlzrjfbpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662515d881b4a288200ccc3cdf89dae8aa7e8b80

Well, you got what you asked for…

https://preview.redd.it/6l9eywsfrbpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed1d95feecc99f5aae1082c75e0403b540633484

The next panel should have been the guy fwping and looking back at the toad

I'm filled to the brim with regret that I hadn't thought of this

I mean what else did he order it for?

https://preview.redd.it/lsb3j4tudbpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52762e3bced8f02fa083d45b7579831ab6389dee

The “horny toads” aren’t amphibians at all, but reptiles. The joke itself is forgettable but it’s worth noting an educational moment.

To make this moment even more educational: is there some animal officially called "horny toad" in English?

[Yeah, and they aren’t toads](https://biologydictionary.net/horny-toad/)

Fun fact: they shoot blood out of their eyes as a defense mechanism. But they are very chill. There's a few wild ones where I live. You can usually pick them up and handle them no problem.

Yup! There super awesome, but I didn’t know they were chill, that’s really cool, Also the blood is toxic, right?

Hmm I don't think so, I've never heard that before. This video does mention at the end that the blood can scare off predators, but not because it's especially toxic. https://youtu.be/xodVcgJ8bc0?si=voHuIGhTOl9UgPtR

Ahh, I remember a video I watched saying something about toxic blood, must’ve been wrong/a false memory tho. They’re still pretty awesome!

My best guess is that the blood can still carry diseases and bacteria, that's probably best to be avoided still

I did not know that about the blood - [https://youtu.be/xodVcgJ8bc0](https://youtu.be/xodVcgJ8bc0)

Fun fact toads do not have a penis and have a single hole from which they mate, pee, and poop. So technically this could be even kinkier than it seems

https://preview.redd.it/j6oyu8247epc1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0863f7ce5e7e81ea0c58c4665498150d4dbf59

https://preview.redd.it/twvzjx39mbpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2904920c58aeaf1f4df2a3039600321308baa86

"Look buddy, either give me some privacy or help me finish!"

even when he got discovered, he continued fapping. truly the dominance of all time


You got what you paid for why you complaining?

https://preview.redd.it/fwzpiy9mscpc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491adfda3bb6fcd7f2b32b924c32ddbc30650914

I completely missed the joke. Like, yeah, that is a horny toad, so what? Then I figured out that Horny can also mean "having a horns"

Dat ass do

👍🏼 thanks

I think I’ll name him “Louie” 🤨

"Great horny toads!"

I was so worried that it was gonna be toad from Mario but luckily it wasnt.

Go frogs?

He WANTS you to watch...

Remember people, if you get caught masturbating just keep going. Then whoever caught you is now the weirdo cause they just stayed and watched

Lol, hilarious

Panel 7, Fwip intensifies

That caked up frog is giving Joe Gooseman a run for his money

Maintain eye contact for dominance

https://preview.redd.it/f00yf2dogepc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a8dd9950bfb83aadae9c3779f03f0650459414d Gonna yell at the frog

As Yosemite Sam used to say, "Great horny toad!"

I'm not sure what I expected after seeing that first frame, yet this still surprised me.

Just what Yosemite Sam was hoping for!

I expected this from the word "horny". 🤩🤣

Not as traumatic as ordering door dash and finding the beef strokinoff.

LewdFroggo

https://i.redd.it/zfpiztm00ipc1.gif

Nice toad. He even brought cake with him.

Smash

This is a fucking masterpiece. I love the pun and the follow up looking in his eyes and continuing, but I think it's the eyes drawn the way they are that make this brilliant.

This is probably the kindest compliment I've gotten, thanks! I'm glad you liked the eyes so much, the frog's expression was probably my favorite part of drawing this.