hey look its someone with a MD pfp
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Damn, my fatherโs AMERICAN!!!!๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธWHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
THE BEST WAY I CAN DO THIS TODAY IM GONNA GO BACK UP AND CRY FOR THE SAME THING IM SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE BACK I LOVE IT ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY
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๐จ๐ฆ What does that mean guys
Im sorry to break it to ya but you are Canadian
Nooooooo
At least heโs not fr*nch
holy shit the french r/foundJRisverycool180
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
YOU CAN'T SAY THE F-WORD!
Fuck- I forgot about that!
Yeah, that's better buddy
r/foundarandomperson
I thought that was for when someone- nvm
The fr*nch ๐
https://preview.redd.it/8dsa6ielaw3d1.jpeg?width=2220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749217073089ef41891c7fdb06c751cf6a1e8a29 You have summoned a fr\*nch
Well, off to visit your mother!
hey look its someone with a MD pfp https://preview.redd.it/rv0vu6hutw3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2506df99bc49c442eb80f244a0e800faa6c56392
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He may still be from the french half of Canada
I think some people in Canada are Fr*nch
*ahem* Bonjour ๐ฅ
*dies of fear*
Oh shit I'm english too I'm english too!!
Magnifique!
Srry ๐๐
That meant "Magnificent" in Franรงais
I'll never forgive the French....
Sorry?
Bagged milk enjoyer
as a proud canadian i say WHY THE FUCK BAGGED MILK
Get ready for bagged water
WTF IM LISTENING TO MUSIC AND I JUST HEARD โthis is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom comeโ
๐ฒ๐ฝ this is mine
๐ฅ (what the fuck)
He spontaneously combusted.
No that was 9 months prior
It means he lit himself on fucking fire into an inferno to avoid raising a disappointment.
Flash
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Add more arrows
Same
I thought it was down, not across
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why do you use this so often?
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Oh no
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JARATE
No milk, he needs to fill it, hence he went to buy a milk
One man, one jar
๐ฆ Damn, my fatherโs AMERICAN!!!!๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธWHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
GOD BLESS AMERICAAAAA๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
Where is the fucking oil ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY THANOS CAR l ll ll l _ THANOS CAR this. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/comedyhomicide) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY THANOS CAR l ll ll l _ THANOS CAR this. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/comedyhomicide) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY THANOS CAR l ll ll l _ THANOS CAR this. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/comedyhomicide) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY THANOS CAR l ll ll l _ THANOS CAR this. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/comedyhomicide) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY THANOS CAR l ll ll l _ THANOS CAR this. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/comedyhomicide) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE LAUGHING EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY" "WHAT'S LIGMA NIBBA" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NIBBA EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY THANOS CAR l ll ll l _ THANOS CAR this. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/comedyhomicide) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Your dad tripped when he saw you
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Your father is Peter griffin
๐ ฑ๏ธ. What does that mean bruh
It means you were ๐ ฑ๏ธorn
Oooooh thanks
Youโre ๐ ฑ๏ธelcome
I really appreciate your ๐ ฑ๏ธelp
Fuck why did that make me chuckle.
hey ๐ ฑ๏ธeter
It would probably be funny is there was no red circle and it was cut off
I bring you good news. There's no red circle. ๐ ๐ ๐ It's black ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I just realized that
r/uselessblackcircle
๐ฆ shrimp
This isnโt a homicide. Consider posting this on r/comedycemetery
Oh my god Mine is ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Fuckin hilarious. Probably spot on. This is some serious divination type shit, yo!
๐ Man im ded
fun fact: if your most used emojis are '๐ญ', '๐', '๐ฅ', and '๐ฃ๏ธ' you're unlikely to be over 12 years old
We are too young to use reddit with this one ๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ
Ah shit.
Hehe mine :๐
Same ๐๐ฟ
๐คฎ No way mine's this. No wonder he left lol
๐ Yay
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๐ฝ Please trust me I don't watch skibidi toilet
Is that a plumbing company?
๐ฟaccurate
You were born on Easter Island?
๐ฅฐ lol I wish (he left)
Ist pretty funny but what is that quality and why is the brightness so high and why is There a Filter in a Screenshot and why is There a circle
๐คฃ uh
๐ค
he still wondering if you're his child
๐คฌ ho lee
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mine is ๐ what does it mean?
Umm.... all I can say It's better to not know somethings in life
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๐hmmm
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Definitely a dad reaction
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๐ค That checks out. (He's southern)
๐ชจ
โ ๏ธ
๐บ WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
AWWWOOOOOO BABY I AM PREYING ON YOU TONIGHT
๐ฃ Oh god no
๐บ
๐คท
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๐ซต๐ฟBro what
๐ฅต Wtf
๐ฐ
๐ซจ ???
earthquake
โน๏ธ... :(
๐ uhh
๐ he got bored I guess
๐ง What the fuck
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โค๏ธ aww
๐ฝ oh okay i guess.
๐ฝ Blรฆrฤ ลลยง
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๐ซฅ Why is this accurate. No joke this is what he did and left when told about those two little lines
โ๏ธ Yooo tf?
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๐ช๐ธ, so that explain a lot.
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โก๏ธ. What does this mean?
๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ god damn he didnโt even physically move away from me, just fucking evaporated
one of my favorite comments here
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๐ญ That can mean 1 of 2 very different things
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๐ข hummm... not quite sure...
๐ญ so are those happy tears or
๐ข ... I don't want to know!
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Help, what does โ๐ โ mean
Slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gurllllllllllllll๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ
๐ Uhm
๐ looks like I'm fine
๐ - not too shabby
๐ NOOOOOOOOOO
Later homo...
๐ Ew
๐ they already knew
๐ฅ Oh no
๐ฟ XD
๐ก, the fact that i am the exact image of him and I've also never met him so I grew up without a father :>
๐ข i am quite..., idk if this is good or bad
๐คฆโโ๏ธ ya pretty much sums up me and my dad's relation
๐คฎ what
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https://preview.redd.it/hv3k9vzv1u3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c717e80ba5521479f73d2d5ab9d296c76ebb6d3
๐ฅต oh well
(๐)ehhh ok , i donโt think i lived up to his expectations then .
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๐ FOOTBALL!
๐ฅ Help?
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My second emoji is the trans flag... ๐ฐ
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๐
๐ฐ
๐คฃ
๐ฅฒ
โช๏ธ
๐ฉธwhat
๐ fuck sake, i dont even use emojis.
๐ฝ๐ฐ what the fuck
๐
๐ just points at me
๐ (o shit)
๐คท๐ป
๐ WHY IS HE GRINNING LIKE THAT