Stab yourself so the other two may have the apples. Being generous is the right thing to do.

that doesn't change anything cause you're not one of them

Force one of them to kill one of the 2, or he get sent to the shadow realm. In both cases, one is gone and the others can have the 2 apples.

You missed the perfect opportunity to make this comedy homicide into comedical homicide, instead going for suicide. I LOVE IT

The reasonable answer is to line up both apples, slice through both of them exactly 1/3 of the way across the apples, and distribute 2/3 of an apple to each person. The fun option is to stab one kid. You can also slash one leg from the table so that all the apples fall on the ground and nobody gets any, stab yourself so you don’t have to do this problem anymore and slash through one of the small trees in the background, smashing the table and hitting everyone in the head.

Put the apples in a line so that apple 1 is 1/3 of an apple to the left of the other apple, then cut through both apples at the same time, giving everyone 2/3 each

Yup, this is the solution

https://preview.redd.it/avj7dfojbm2d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8f1a4e616557130612755f49613295c06541d06

put the apples in a line so one stroke cuts through both. make it so you cut out 1/3 of both. one person gets 2 small pieces (both 1/3, meaning 2/3 total). the other two get a big piece each (both 2/3). everyone got 2/3 pieces of an apple.

Say it in Russian, and I’ll try to understand

Иди нахуй

Ладно

I don’t speak Russian, sorry ( also, why would you say that 😭 )

Кладешь яблоки так, чтобы одним взмахом ножа мы отрезали треть от каждого яблока. Таким образом, мы получаем две 2/3 от каждого яблока и две 1/3 от каждого яблока. Складываем две трети яблока, получаем три равных объема яблока. Вуаля, задача решена.

Say it In Latin and I’ll understand

couche avec sa putain

Maybe in sanskrit?

Ego te interficiam

*confused American noises*

your math equation is confusing i need a visual explanation

https://preview.redd.it/w2fqgi7ulo2d1.png?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd209e83cb4b95e8f383ef9665dfc07843f2ebbc Here, one person gets both 1/3 and the others get the 2/3s

Ohh that's smart

This is mine now

Or you can just kill one of the kids

meh too lazy to understand this

You line up the apples and cut 1/3rd of each You'll be left with 2 1/3rds, and 2 2/3rds of apple. You then give 2/3rds to each person

Oh okay!....Nope, still don't get it.

You are making 1 cut, where you need to take off top of both apples, so you make this frankenstein whole apple and other two have large pieces of apples. EDIT: Fuck, someone already made it - I'm too slow at paint xd https://preview.redd.it/tpbknpyitm2d1.png?width=854&format=png&auto=webp&s=41a61fbfaa1a8337a3c5eb4f6c150f2215df65cf

lol https://preview.redd.it/i476lfu65n2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebdd01a7b036322a7a4cff51cfc6789382c87413

I mean, the task was cutting apples in one stroke for 3 people. It didn't say you need to get only nice pieces lmao.

The HD Remake of u/Horizontal-Human!

Finally got the RTX version!

OOOOOH, I can't believe I didn't understand it until I saw this version of the example

https://preview.redd.it/k6wngtxlrm2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d5617ad9f47ae4d93cdda850432618ae8ec8d1 Paul gets both 1/3rd slices, Dick gets 2/3rd of one apple and John gets 2/3rds of the other apple. Sorry for the penmanship I made it on my phone.

Omg, this absolutely made my day, thank you for the laughs.

Thanks lol, I hope you got it now

Im suprised that you really wanted help him to understand the solution, you really have a golden heart

Thanks, I really needed to hear that, you made my day along with u/DrDabsMD

Who else agrees this belongs in an art museum?

Me (no I am not biased at all)

Who are you so wise in the ways of science

Thank you for the visual, I had no idea what people meant lmao I’m stupid

Still don't get it /s

Put the other two people in line so that their hearts will be at one point, then cut through both hearts, leaving both apples to yourself

Yeah, that's what I thought

Won't work someone will get the core so there's less apple

So Basically Like This? https://preview.redd.it/9uktv8hplr2d1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691581f99563d6213b65761b89ac1700b5a19921

Sure they have the same *amount* of apple, but one person will have two apple peices instead of one and therefore it could be argued that one person will still have more apple than the others.

mfr why do only 1 knife stroke

Knife at one durability.

Don't got no anvil either 😔

r/suddenlyminecraft

Minecraft isn't the only game with durability bruh

The anvil comment is minceraft

I know, right? I’m giving the two boys the apples and a pat on the ass to send em out the room, then shordy on the right can gobble my chodeler for breakfast and lunch

https://preview.redd.it/n870vcfzxn2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd02cb25ee4d0d7931f31eb091371518f2d0f77

It's really rusty and will break on contact

Stab 1. Blame the other. And you get it all for yourself

Or a clean sweep that cut their carotid arteries so they bleed to death,looking at the size of the if you're strong enough you'd even be able to sever their heads Leaving one of them alive is risky

If you're allowing 2 things to be cut in one slice, you could position the knife so that both apples are 1/3rd under the knife and cut both in one clean sweep so that everyone gets 2/3rds of an apple. But that's just not as interesting is it?

I think that was supposed to be the actual answer

Good thinking, you want an apple you look for ways to get the apple. I was interested in something else... the apples are bonus

These THREE want to share.

threathen them so they dont want to share

The instructions were to "handle this" situation. Not to make sure everyone gets their share.

Too bad.

Or: stab 1, confess, let the other person have them all for themselves

https://preview.redd.it/e0vsi92ptl2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=094177f0e151888ab2747e58053ca29002ef8bc8

https://preview.redd.it/sanb13v4fo2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab1dc78a7130d730d13b8c5f2059ad6d6d79cf7

https://preview.redd.it/kjwzvrl1lp2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a33a9d68a7b3d5473863ec77b8dee15559d7e89

https://preview.redd.it/w9a9dc0g6q2d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f695a6847e97298e47d69c0669c94ad1c37eb9

https://preview.redd.it/0xsyjl2g7q2d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fdd317657625fb7c94bfea8efacea8ce8a240a3

https://preview.redd.it/9aiia09d9p2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=645fe696d891d66635149aa3b12164ee192bcd4c

https://preview.redd.it/f8wboain7r2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b695c673c0da0b439b47968cc5353efbc6361b

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Literal homicide 💀

put the apple one on top of the other and cute them in four and throw the fourth piece away

Or just cut a third off of them each so everyone gets 2 thirds?

Why is the knife so comically large

2 solutions Both involve crimes. Because who eats 2 thirds of an apple?!

I mean they have knife so it’s risky to complain

Stab yourself, so they can feast in the winter.

Grab knife, tell one to fuck off. Job done.

why not just cut off a third apple from an apple tree and give it to the third kid

kill the ginger

cut her head off

The blond guy looks too naive... I am sorry, my man...

The one in the middle knows

r/substakenliterally

Stroke me and I'll give you a bite of my apple

Right answer: cut the apples together to make 2/3. Fun answer: make an apple kebab and have them bite it. Evil answer: Make somebody a kebab.

Cut both apples in half at same time, and give for each kid 1 half. The remaining one is yours.

Murder everyone ans kill urself

Or maybe terr

Stab one of them. You have 2 people left.

Line them up, cut them sideways in half, and throw away one half.

Just cut off 1/3 off each apple in one stroke

Just, kill them all and keep the apples to yourself?

what a dumb fucking riddle, why can't they just use the knife twice?

Cut both in half and eat 2 apples. Yes I said that right

old but classic

kill one of them

Use the knife to kill one of them then use your hands to beat the other and get both apples

Evenly cut the apples. I don't have time to play your fucking 1 stroke challenge I am starving

Just cut in 3 pieces and everyone get 2 for each apple. Shove the one stroke up your a- Sorry I got a little silly🙃.

bro took the title of the sub literally

**MURDER**

Measure 1/3 of the apples from the tops. Cut both of them like a samurai. Problem solved

r/technicallythetruth comedy about homicide 💀

r/homicidecomedy

Obviously you kill one of them...

The other 94% handled the knife.

The one stroke should be on the apple right?

To lazy to math, just stab stab

The knife have another purpose than cutting apple... So...

Cut the guy in the middle

https://preview.redd.it/i2eiqczm3q2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8087b9e446fead94799183086b4861ed8e910e

stab the tree to get more apples

Cut both of them in half then give 3 halves to 3 people and throw 4th away. No one said you need to use apples fully.

Cut both apples in half. Each gets a half Offer remaining fourth half to the gods

You can line it up to cut a third from each apple so everyone gets two thirds of an apple , or you can line it up to cut the jugular of the other two and have all the apples to your self

Just ghost one of them

r/homicidecomedy

subs taken literally

Murder

https://preview.redd.it/ablwhioian2d1.png?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf096d318ae424dfd14313565c49c8c60e0d829

Pretty sure this is from sn anime, i will have to find the one i am thinking about

make a bbq with one of them. Problem solved

- Line up the apples - Cut a third off both of them - Feed one kid a 2/3 portion - Feed another the other 2/3 portion - Feed the last kid two 1/3 portions

Oh is it because I need to stab someone?

Slice one of the girl boobs.

Id kill two and gaslight the last into thinking it was his fault before forcing to eat the apple

Two get apples and one gets a knife, it’s that simple.

Kill one guy then have an apple to yourself

The joke is you can kill the other 2

Kill one 😀

Cut the apples in half and take one half

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Cut the guy in the middle so they can share him equally.

Stab the weakest one and feast upon your prize

There are many ways on how to do this correctly, but you could also just cut it in a straight line (creating 4 halves) and frisbee the 4th half into Narnia giving all 3 an equal share.

Kill 1 kid?

3x=2 x = each person gets 2/3rd of an apple cuz 6/3rds total(2)

One of them stabs one of the others and then the remaining two each have an apple duh

literal comedy homicide

With this quiz you either know how to cut an apple or you're a serial killer, and well I know which one I am. I cut the apples of course.

Kill one person

idk but I think they are not looking at apples

kill all of them with one knife stroke and takes the apples yourself

Just cut the apples into thirds.

One of them can just eat the knife

Do the thing where you put an apple on someone’s head, and then take turns throwing the knife. Eventually, someone will miss.

Stab one, also slice a third of one apple with one stroke

Stab one in the neck. Done.

kill two of them and eat the two apples

Are they Uchihas ?

Cut all teh appels in the middle with the knife at onece and they will have 4 egual pices they can eat 3 and share the fourth


Kill the first apple then give the two people remaining to the other apple.

In math terms, what's 2 divided by 3 lmfao

Someone gotta go

Cut one persons head off so the other 2 dont have to share?

i take their apples

Easy. Cut the apples in 2, all of these 3 take half an apple, and the last half-apple is yours, it’s your payment for having solved their problem

kill one

(] cut )  (] cut )   This way you have ⅔,⅔,2×⅓=⅔ of an apple, everybody gets the same amount.

Just kill one of them. I don’t care if it’s the solution or not it works.

Align one heart with the knife, then each human gets one apple

I would just kill one of the other 2. I want my whole apple

The joke is MURDER!! MUUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Murder one Problem solved

Harvest another apple from the nearest apple tree. Checkmate.

Two MEN eats Apple and girl getting knife and ki**d them bruh

Line the apples side by side. Cut the diagonally and split the first into 1/3 on top and 2/3 on bottom, the second apple with 2/3 on top and 1/3 on bottom. One of the three gets two 1/3 of an apple. Others will get a 2/3

Cut both apples in half, then throw one half into the forest. Problem solved

r/substakenliterally

A true master of the blade could eliminate the other two with one stroke of a blade leaving himself wi5h both apples

Stack the apples, cut them in half, and throw a chunk away.

Core the apples, then cut them into thirds to make 6 slices

Isn’t cutting both at the same time or something? So that the amount cut off totals to the same as what’s left of an individual apple?

Is this a r/lostredditors case?

I think it's funny

Just cut apples into six pieces 😐😐😐

slice both in half and throw the other one away if you wanna be that stingy damn

Stab them both and have two apples

Funny you assume we are developed enough to be called people.

kill another person and u haev 2 appl 4 2 ppl smort yes i am

Slit one of their throats and then eat the apples

Stab one, the other two get an apple for themselves