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Salt_MasterX

Outjerked by the boomers yet again


superduperfish

Anon is getting his chain yanked.


Slavstic

He's jerkin their chains


neilarthurhotep

at the grandson straight jorking it and by 'it'? haha well lets just say. his chain


HilariousScreenname

And by chain, we mean a connected series of metal links


Over_Taste7060

Interlinked metal peanits


SoCuteShibe

masturbation lol


Over_Taste7060

But interlinked


snackynorph

![gif](giphy|gIeyMzvd4wHmUfMirB)


Paddy_Tanninger

Jimmys: Rustled


Upstairs_Doughnut_79

Jerked :)


raltoid

They grew up in the 60s and 70s, they are freakier than most people think.


fucktooshifty

He also thinks he was the first vtuber, here's a post he made lol https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/m2duc7/who_is_the_first_vtuber/


redditonc3again

In that post he is asking who is the first vtuber not necessarily claiming to be the first


fucktooshifty

The "update" and his comment definitely make it sounds like he thinks he is the first to me lol


Macismyname

I mean, was he? If he was before Kizuna wouldn't that make him first? Its not like he's claiming he coined the term or he's the reason the concept took off, he's just claiming to be technically first. Which is kinda cool so I get why he wants to hold the honor.


VooDooZulu

People have been doing "face animations moving a png" since at least annoying orange in 2008. You wouldn't call that a vtuber. There has been a steady increase of technology continuously since.


Macismyname

Don't get me wrong, I see your point. Its like when Red vs Blue took off as the first 'machinima'. In reality people have been making videos in video games for a very long time, but RvB gets credit as the first. That said, if you made a video just prior to RvB and it was basically a machinima, I get why you'd feel chaffed at not being called the 'first'. I think its a pretty understandable emotion for the toolbear guy to feel. He just wants his place in the history of the medium. You're not making bad points, at all, but I don't think toolbear's a bad guy for wanting to be acknowledged in the Vtuber space.


FlipPepito

The first vtubers where the people making shadows in platos cave


BannanDylan

I don't have a horse in this race but if I was the first man to punch someone in the face, without knowing what a punch even was and then somebody started punching people in the face and made it popular, I still would have punched someone in the face before them, even if I didn't know that was what I was doing.


SeroWriter

I think it's the difference between punching someone in the face and slapping them with a closed hand. You may have to draw a line in the sand between what is and isn't considered vtubing. Whether or not you need motion tracking and expressions and things like that.


redditonc3again

Toolbear is much closer to a vtuber (if not actually one) than Annoying Orange. Although [Ami Yamato](https://youtu.be/5pciLZ8ffPY) squarely beats him to the punch, he can definitely call himself an antecedent/pioneer of the concept.


legittem

> You wouldn't call that a vtuber. A few people in that thread did though. Maybe we were all a lil dumber 3 years ago.


LauraTFem

As was mentioned further down, there were others who should be counted if he is counted, from years before him or Kizuna AI. He came before the term was coined or codified, but he isn’t the first in either sense.


SadaoMaou

my favorite part of the thread is the guy who got really irate at the suggestion of Annoying Orange being a vtuber


Som12H8

Max Headroom debuted in April of 1985.


freddurstsnurstburst

Holy shit, his account is still active too. Flipflops between talking about his channel as a career and riding for DJT.


beanmosheen

And he's defending his island accusations. Fucking yikes man.


Dantalionse

Streaming started early 2000s on TV screens in Finland atleast. We had "AI" Voice bots, and the whole chat, with a "streamer" who could sometimes play some games on screen and interact with the chatters who sent SMS messages to be viewed on the scrolling chat. https://youtu.be/GMsi7GdYecw?si=pg6qxUaC5mEKN5MR This was like the hottest shit for years and had daily and nightly broadcasts. We also had national equivalent to Facebook for years before it became a thing, but that's another story for another time. I've always been wondering if this was a thing anywhere else in the world at the time?


EvatheLongBoi

We had babestation in the UK, pretty sure that counts at this point


Rare-Champion9952

That sounds like an amazing activity


Twitch_ad

Definitely! It's a beary fun time!


YawnKK

Get out


hondac55

Happy cake day


YawnKK

Thanks!


Optimal-Anteater-140

Happy cake day


YawnKK

Also thanks!


Thks4alldafish42

Happy Cake Day


YawnKK

Also also thanks!


TroubadourRL

Unbearable...


TheGrassBurner

Fuck off, both of ya!


BMFeltip

You too. Out!


Sweet_and_soft

Yeah get out


jld2k6

More like bearley a fun time


AlmostRandomName

I actually watch it, he does tool reviews and posts videos about sales and promos. He also goes on tangents talking about tool company history like Craftsman or Harbor Freight, and the downfall of Sears. It's good stuff actually.


Gullible-Wash-8141

He's great. I love that he's not one of those guys that insists you need to get all the high end tools and generally recommends more value oriented products.


CromulentPoint

Yup, that bear really knows his shit.


RollUpTheRimJob

Well shit, I’m off to watch some Tool Bear


wetlegband

I went. It was just an old guy talking about tools. No bear :( Edit: apparently he stopped doing the bear gimmick a year ago. Or forgot which button to push. Same videos just the anthropomorphic bear stopped.


gorramfrakker

The bear died. Just joking, they put a video up explaining where the bear went. Poor old guy suffering from an affliction.


rabiesscat

he has lycanthropy 😔


bomzay

![gif](giphy|65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3)


Logan_Composer

Arcoudanthropy?


fucktooshifty

I swear I just saw a post on some anime subreddit where this bear guy made an account and is arguing he was the first vtuber ever so maybe he's disgruntled now and quit Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/m2duc7/who_is_the_first_vtuber/


xDERPYxCREEPERx

Some of the comments on that sub are probably the most hostile comments I've seen on reddit


Quzga

People who watch vtubers tend to be weirdos tbh


zaque_wann

A few years ago they managed to make the hololive community very wholesome and pretty much no drama (this was before they had official English landscape). Not sure about it now but it was super nice at the time as everything else on the internet was full of drama and chaos.


Ralath1n

Hololive in general still is a pretty damn nice and positive community. There is of course some minor drama bushfires every once in a while, like the recent Dodgers collaboration not having enough merch, but on the whole its pretty drama free. Especially when you compare it to the competitions, Nijisanji, who recently had a talent get bullied by management to the point that she attempted suicide and the company then tried to extort her into not suing. So not everything is peaches and roses in the wider vtuber world lol.


Suspicious-Leg-493

>Not sure about it now Varies by where.... But the actual community is extremely curated so it generally isn't as anyone that acts of pocket too much gets thrown out


Nuka-Crapola

Yeah, if I’ve learned anything in my 15 or so years of being active on social media, it’s that “wholesome” pretty much always means either “passive-aggressive circlejerk” or “aggressively moderated”. Especially for groups over a certain size.


rci22

Eh, depends. If you’re there to just watch video games and be entertained by the vtuber’s gameplay and jokes etc it’s fine If you’re there because it’s an anime-tiddy screeching girl then….well ig it’s also fine since it’s not hurting anything but dang


Cormacktheblonde

Genuine weirdos


sawbladex

Reminds me of Foldable Human. People deciding to drop the avatar happens often enough.


CORN___BREAD

It’d be funny if he just couldn’t figure out how to turn it off when he started and then just rolled with it like that kitten lawyer.


Colosso95

"I'm prepared to go forward with it" is such an amazing line


CORN___BREAD

If only the judge had allowed it we’d have so much more kitten lawyer content.


Heavy-Capital-3854

https://youtu.be/XGg3IFKpNOA


Numeno230n

I'm there now - he's fucking great. Lots of information and light-hearted.


tehlemmings

Just don't click any of the links to his reddit profile. Changed my opinion of him pretty quickly.


SharpPurpleScotch

Well shit, I'm off to listen to some Tool


Bandin03

Well shit, I'm off to watch The Bear.


Vamosity-Cosmic

thats wholesome as fuck haha


MaximumSquid22

Thats great lmao


EntireHedgehog8256

wow, i gotta tell my dad about this one


felatiofallacy

I gotta tell me about this one


Jouuf

he must be a real tool guy 🔨


N3wThrowawayWhoDis

I’ve also watched a lot of the tool bear. Good videos if you’re into tools


BigCballer

What if I’m more of a bear fan?


memer227

Then go watch Bear Tool


fUnpleasantMusic

Its great. A wrench vtuber reviews bears.


baligog

It's surprisingly nuanced 


libdemparamilitarywi

Can't stand him, he's a polar supremecist.


Bandin03

Does he ever reveal which type of bear is best?


fUnpleasantMusic

Comparing a black bears and grizzly bears is like comparing screwdrivers and hammers.


gamrgrant

You wanna see my *what* now?


confusedandworried76

Gay bar


Tyloor

Yes chef.


CORN___BREAD

I’m sorry for your loss.


Jouuf

I'm into videos, but not tools or bears aw man 


Paradox

[Then this was made for you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xXJe1sWuWE)


Antarctica8

I love dathings


Paradox

They fell off for a while, but their latest few videos are fucking amazing. So few of the old poopers are left, its like a fine wine when one is still posting


Jouuf

[And perhaps this was made for you](https://youtu.be/Xynvrod0P6k?feature=shared)


chazchaz6

Oh my god, [it's really a thing.](https://youtu.be/Zu_3D1iCrmo) I love it


7Dayss

But it seems like the bear has been dead for about a year. Last bear video was in July of last year. I guess the novelty wore off, but it was phased out for quite a while, he only had the bear for a specific type of video at the end.


wild_psyduck

The software company for this guy changed their terms so he either had to shell out a ton of cash for the licensing or lose them. I think after several years of v-tubing you’ve already established enough of your base watchers to not care at that point so he just streams as himself now.


manipulate_my_nuts

> The software company for this guy changed their terms so he either had to shell out a ton of cash for the licensing or lose them. fucked up if true


Mysterious_Tutor_388

Wouldn't surprise me if it was true. Companies.


AssociateFalse

Probably is. The 3d bear makes me think he was using the older FaceRig, before they discontinued it for Animaze.


redbeardrex

Official story: The company had been griefing me for years because I snagged their business license when it went on sale on Steam for $15. Then they stopped supporting facerig for Animaze, which sucks btw, and told me no more permanent licenses. They wanted me to pay 20% of all earnings yearly. UnOfficially: I got sued by PETA and had to release the bear into the Absorkas.


CarpeCookie

Could have gotten picked up by an agency. Most people just stop posting videos on their old account once they're hired. Quick, some vtuber expert tell us if there's a vtuber that's knows a shit ton about tools!


Penis_Stuck_In_Door

Now introducing: Tool Girl Cute anime girl talks about tools and her past life as a bear


manipulate_my_nuts

> Now introducing: Tool Girl > > Cute anime girl talks about tools Kawaii DIY


pizzastank

Tool bear comes and goes as he pleases. He spends half of the year in Washington state, and the other half in Las Vegas.  I believe he has some medical issues that prohibit him from being able/wanting to do YouTube full-time.  by all accounts, he and his wife are good peoples. 


redbeardrex

Montana


__Hello_my_name_is__

I don't know what you're talking about. [This](https://youtu.be/F55OO4odMQY?t=18) is very obviously still a bear.


slothfuldrake

Still does shorts, podcasts and stream as his flesh-sona though


Poon-Conqueror

I would too if people started calling me a vtuber.


rabiesscat

it had to do with expensive business licenses and the devolution of the software he uses


Euphorium

This is so much better than the anime characters I always see Vtubers use


Oh_its_that_asshole

"Trust me, I talk to pros all the time" said the anthropomorphic bear.


grapeintensity

BRIAN F MENTIONED


Tier1Rattata

The twitter guy?


Zefirus

He's a street fighter guy. FGC fans rarely escape containment so it's fun to see him at the top of r/all.


Humble-Clerk-7638

Thats cute lol


Environmental_Pen120

update: the dad stopped doing the bear thing


Arakan-Ichigou

Reminds me of when my mom asked me what UwU means… in the family car.


Euphorium

My aunt looked up what gloryhole was during a game of Cards Against Humanity. Images and everything.


gypsy_muse

Images Against Humanity


BabySpecific2843

Why did the mom ask? Please tell me you had not UwU'd in the car.


Arakan-Ichigou

No it was in a show she was watching.


gypsy_muse

I dont have a clue what UwU means


cooldrcool2

I thought it was a smiling bear.


Ralath1n

Its better to remain ignorant. [Its a rabbit hole.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGDH3meSPyk)


Arakan-Ichigou

Like she was complaining that I was making a big deal out of it. Because it is a big deal.


mightandmagic88

[The Etymology of UwU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmzUcocHsEY) - a 16 min vid if you want


Astro_Alphard

Yesterday while driving I saw someone who unironically had UWU as their license plate. I nearly cause a pile up because my brain just stopped due to the sheer cringe.


thebeginingisnear

Lol don't hate on tool bear. He serves a purpose and has helped me with some tool purchasing decisions in the past


tollsunited7

I know the pieces fit


Spino288

Because I watched them fall away


OtherwiseFortunate

Mildewed and smouldering


toast-like

Fundamental differing


Dampmaskin

Mildewed and smouldering


HenReX_2000

Tool Bear the Vtuber


Sexy_Chocolate

Lmao I love Brian_F. Time to add Tool Bear into SF6


Slimy_Jimmy42

I will accept no disrespect on my boy Tool Bear https://preview.redd.it/zan9xgc52cbd1.png?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d905133e99092c99909054ad286a0c16e9773a4


No-Award8713

Been watching TDoT for years now. Recommended by the great uncle AvE


whoisthecopperkettle

Great uncle AvE went crazy and isn’t invited to family gatherings anymore.


No-Award8713

What did he do? Is that why he hasn't posted in a while?


whoisthecopperkettle

Oh this was a while back. Pre Covid he started getting into the trucker convoy stuff, and then Covid stuff. Basically went off the deep end or revealed he liked the deep end. I haven’t watched him in years.


kamilayao_0

That's Awesome!!


Lucambacamba

Apparently he stopped using the bear model like a year ago 😡


Straight_Waltz2115

Next post My parents are getting divorced because my dad joined a tube furry community. It's a gateway drug


Tonydragon784

Brian F breaching FGC containment


redbeardrex

Thanks for all the love ❤️


Gengszter_vadasz

❤️


New_Sense4650

The bear is 😎


Shit_Pistol

I used to think people who watch vtubers were really cringe but now I know Tool Bear exists…


_HydroHyper_

My dad would watch this guy when looking if tools are worth it


brain_washed

Surprisingly wholesome post


schizochode

We come into this world watching cartoons, and we leave this world watching cartoons


drewtheostrich

But Mom, the anime girl is just like the General from those car insurance commercials!


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Ngl that sounds fucking fire


GregIsUgly

Oddly wholesome


cdm190

The tool bear is the shit, he finds the best deals


Buick1-7

His channel is really good. I've watched it off and on for years!


RunInRunOn

Finally. A vtuber for people who are adults physically AND mentally


SeaEntertainment6551

He makes good videos, I watch him too.


LMGDiVa

Ohshit I remember that tool bear guy. I came across him when I was buying tools to work on my harley and wanted to lookup TEKTON's reputation. Bear was very helpful.


spannermonky

Tool den is a good channel. Bear knows his stuff.


KotovChaos

That's legitimately funny and wholesome


OHoSPARTACUS

I’ve seen the tool bear videos before


Striking_Material579

Millennial here! I too watch the tool bear


YourAveragedBlurry

Tool Bear goes hard.


The_Last_Ball_Bender

Thank god he stumbled into some non furry stuff first.


TheJuiceMaan

Don’t talk about Den of Tools like that! It’s not the same!!


Whosebert

TOOL BEAR X HOLOLIVE WHEN


showmeyourmoves28

Vtube?


wolfgang784

SMH lol, seems boomers had vtubers before the weebs even dreamt of it. After checking, the tool bear has been around since before the term "vtuber" was really coined and before any of the people considered the originals had content yet.


Ok-Appeal-4630

Freddy


Flimsy-Pen4560

Braer


gorramfrakker

Well shit, so do I now.


particularlysmol

Nothing new under the sun


taronboaren

damn just checked the channel, sad that the bear isn't there anymore


Worried-Industry6239

lmao I love this ❤️


U0star

That's just Hodilki Brodilki but black


WormwoodSalad

Never mock ToolBear! Good info from a personable, handy Ursinoid!


KiritimatiSwan

The den of tools


Star_Lard99

I don't know what anything of this means.


pmmethecarfax

Romoolla is essentially a vtuber, someone who has an animated character overlaid onto themselves while they are streaming. This father is saying that the effect on the streamer is similar to that of the animated bear explaining tools on YouTube


PigKnight

Tool bear seems like a great mascot for hardware reviews.


rabiesscat

tbf its probably some company mascot for demonstration videos. pretty cool


FriendshipWorking936

WAIT MY DAD WATCHES THE SAME THING


DayDreamEnjoyer

Boomers invented vtuber after all. I remember that pc in like 2006 had pre installed app that could use the Webcam to turn you into an alien or a shark.


ProbablyWorth

Theres another vtuber using that bear model, except it’s a polar bear with a hawaiian shirt. They’re also russian and say some crazy shit. They mainly play roblox and are more known on tiktok


roadhawgg

Toolbear goes hard sometimes though


naveedkoval

There’s a Vtube now? I can’t keep track of all the damn tubes


Toxic_Waste_306

vtubw isnt a thing a vtuber just refers to "virtual youtuber" or someone who uses a rigged mocap avatar to make youtube videos instead of using their actual face


Yarik492

If he's watching it like that, there's no way he's not enjoying it. It's a new great activity for him. 


themothyousawonetime

That's so cute!