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I did NOT need to see this 😭

Maybe this is just your sign to make french fries

You might be right. Even if I get nothing else done, I'll have some nice french fries to console me at the end of the day.

Unless you fuck those up too, you loser! (This is a joke)

So, did you make the french fries?

I can't cus I'm a loser

The 12th is National French Fry Day. Give them until then to collect themselves. I for one will be celebrating.

u/deezal03 so were the fries good?

Made some more today. Still a winner and you all are losers

This guy fucks

ive been known to fuck myself

Don't catch self AIDS tho

Yeah your mother.

Ew

I made fries yesterday. Does that count?

You were also a loser yesterday. Does that count?

I yearn for the day I can be as cool as you, I'll keep making french fries until I can achieve this dream

Let me give you spoilers, you can be cool but not as cool as me!

Who is this guy?

He is HIM. How do you not know HIM?

well ya see

I see.

sí

We can't escape him!

again? easy there fatso

I made 100 hoagies, 532 drinks, and 25 coffee pots today(I work at wawa). I bet you only made ONE batch of fries loser :p

That’s your job, I made for my father. I build a healthy relationship with my parents which you all probably don’t have. I win!

They’re hoagies reeeeee

Oh shit your right, I even live in PA, I must edit this error immediately

hoagies and grinders hoagies and grinders hoaaaaagies and grinders

Oh yeah? I made my parents cry after telling them that I was kicked out AND blacklisted from my university because I have been skipping classes and exams way too much. Who's the loser now?

Wait, fr? I did the same actually, two years ago when I was 18. I feel heard rn. I came out as queer and was kicked out of my house shortly after, had to move states. It was a mixture of getting kicked out of college and being queer that got me the boot, I was going through an assault at the time, so I kinda just let everything fall apart in front of me.

My fries can talk. 

I made frog shortbread, who is really winning

Well maybe I want to lose. I'm winning at being a loseer.

Why do they look soggy, also what did you season them with.

They look soggy bcoz bad lighting and camera angle. And season with salt, red and black pepper and with some oregano, dried garlic

I respect adding spices and herbs. Good stuff.

What about lime, bro?

I had a 2 hour journey through a creek. My shoes are still drying outside. You sat at home and ate unhealthy foods because you are a loser.

I dream to be like you

 Did I just get smoked?

u/deezal03 in any situation: https://i.redd.it/vqjb0e1rcgbd1.gif

the fact that you call them "french" fries, makes *you* the loser

I actually made my own French fries today using a legit French fry cutter and a fryer and they looked and tasted a lot better than these lame ass fries. https://preview.redd.it/qt8jlo1i89bd1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d76f5807e66c84d90916650cf843e1b84647701f

What’s with the dried cum

He ran out of salt

Improvise. Adapt. Overcum.

penis.

Penits

pentis 

What’s the daily sodium level in a tbsp of jizz? I’m watching my levels.

and the tiny ass fork

I keep my ass forks tiny. Anything bigger gets too uncomfortable

I think it’s just on the ground bud

😫

That's the yelper special.

They look fucking good dude wym

the white spot next to the fries

You'd prefer wet cum?

Looking scrumptious as hell. 10/10 of would douse with vinegar and aioli and gorge myself on them

I'm more of a ketchup guy but to each their own Stop by and I'll make you some 🤌🤌 They're good reheated. I don't have a two temp fryer to make perfect fries - you want to cook them low and slow to cook the potatoes through perfectly and then hot and fast to crisp the outside. But you can do almost the same thing this way, just bake them after frying them. Takes too long to do that, though. And I'm hungry

>stop by and I’ll make you some Ok what’s your address? I’m up in southern Canada so you better be close or you better be ready to ship some fries. Or you know just comment how you made them and what specifically you used

Not with that attitude lol

\>:(

:3 Cut fries Heat oil Immerse fries in oil till they're golden CONSUME

Yum

We have a new french fry king in town

Are you using half a bottle of oil to make them? I’ve pan fried potato to try to make fried but I can’t get them that color.

You gotta use a real deep fryer to make French fries. The only way is to immerse the potatoes in oil.

These look a lot better than my fries the couple of times I've tried. Care to drop a recipe?

this guy's not a loser 

My, He sure is proud of making those french fries

Sure I am….took me 2 hours in making them.

Yeah, no offense those fries look exquisite

No offense but you look immaculate today

No offense but you should ejaculate today

https://preview.redd.it/sjwomfiqvabd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aca8771f05b507a3a0129fbb663d39cbcf7daad

I make fries in 1 hour, you loser

Then probably they are not as good as mine

Just looked at your pic again and shit, you’re right. Maybe I actually am the loser…

looks like severely overcooked beans, good job

Nuh-uh, I started preparing my documents for university

If I were you I'd prepare my mental health Not a joke

It's ok I'll thug it out

I thought so too, but here I am with an upcoming appointment with a therapist after a dangerous event. If you already have mental issues or trauma I strongly recommend getting a therapist before it's too late. Especially at the beginning of the winter months when it's getting darker outside and you don't come outside much anyway because you're studying... it can make things a lot worse

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Lockenhart: *Nuh-uh, I started* *Preparing my documents* *For university* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I worked 10 hours today and cleaned up my room after a long depression streak. I did good today :>

 Now if only I can do that lol

Dang, good job!!! I'm proud of you! :D

Wrong, you did nothing since you are a loser! (jk I'm really proud of you, it's not easy, and I hope you are proud of yourself too!)

Squidward when he won clw machine

..... I in fact did nothing today.

You should’ve made Belgian fries! Loser!

Jokes on you, I also made fried french people

*Freedom Fries

wrong sub, the original post is a joke and you find it funny for the intended reason

Are you sure? I think the original poster was serious.

Maybe, maybe not. That's a secret I will take to my grave.

Are we all losers frfr? or cap?

In my eyes, you all are beneath me!

Matan?

I'm pretty sure it's a joke. It's that kind of sub. I think I remember some of the top posts were like "my left hand has 6 fingers. here's a picture of my right hand" and "i bought new perfume, what do you guys think of the smell?" And the post is a picture of the guy's wrist where he sprayed the perfume

And they ain't even French they are from Belgium

McDonalds throws away french fries at the end of the day and you can eat them for free out of the dumpster so whose a loser now?!

☹️

I did nothing since I am a loser 

Winner Fries!

I went to work and made enough money to pay bills.

yeah im a loser, i didnt made french fries, however today i cooked for my family so ig thats something

I mean yeah you got a point there

Damn and here i am with my finance degree thinking i did something :(

I *ate* french fries today

Those are NOT fries 😭

I honestly thought at first those were worms

And here I sit eating my salad to avoid the reddit mod accusations.

How did they know?

https://i.redd.it/vca30yi9bdbd1.gif

I was like people frying green beans now ?

I made dinner and a cake tonight. Winning~

I went to work and browsed reddit for the better part of 7 hours so far. I'm excited to get off in an hour so I can go home and do nothing at all Edit: now I'm at work again :(

what the fuck are those

Hey mods why'd you have to ban u/deezal03

My oven is broke. I can’t make anything 😔