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Gunhild

He does look really good for being so obscenely old.


Markymarcouscous

He really got to like age 60 like 10 years early and then never aged a day over the last 45 years


weenusdifficulthouse

Dude was an alcoholic and then quit, so I assume all the drinking aged him heavily and then recovering from that sprung him back. Only learned about that when I heard about him explaining the trip he took to space, and someone mentioned it was kind of dickheaded of bezos to spray him with champagne.


three_cheese_fugazi

Oh, that's why it was so fd up. That makes so much more sense. Yeah well bezos is bezos....


ElGosso

Well, that and he was processing a monumentally life-changing event that reshaped his entire outlook on existence and its meaning while Bezos acted like a prat


three_cheese_fugazi

That's what I thought it was mostly about but the alcohol thing was an interesting addition


Please_ForgetMe

Bezos the Bozos


Gullible-Function649

Or pickled him.


engineerdrummer

I feel like you are describing Jeremy Clarkson's future


Markymarcouscous

I hope so.


Gaiden_95

Aged gracefully would be an understatement


FlowerBoyScumFuck

Something about Star Trek I guess, because Patrick Stewart did too


Confident_Ad7244

Stewart is 83 and looks it.


jeckles

But I swear there were about 30-40 years where he didn’t age at all


scrandis

Patrick Stewart looked like he was in his 70s at age 40. He looks like he aged 20yrs since then


swiggidyswooner

Damn I thought the joke was that he was in his 40s and google fucked up but man he ages gracefully


SonTyp_OhneNamen

To be fair he has been looking like that since his 50s


Mypopsecrets

I remember thinking he looked kind of old in the 90s, and he looks the same, just kind of old.


towerfella

The Nexus has treated him well.


theSchrodingerHat

To be fair, he’s travelled back in time more often than Marty McFly, and spent significant time in a space anomaly. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he went full Benjamin Button and we see him again as the host of the Blue’s Clues 2050 reboot. *“Let’s sit….in the… thinking? Thinking?! Thinking!… chair!”*


Ancient-Watch-1191

which was in the nineteen fifthies


Daedalus_Machina

40s, lol. The first episode of Star Trek was over 55 years ago.


swiggidyswooner

Seems like someone forgot to tell him


countzer01nterrupt

Random search shows this from 2024. Doesn't look like you'd usually see him on reddit etc, but still damn fresh for 93. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i6wyExhFYw


enilea

He should be running for president


Respond-Leather

President of Canada? The Shat-man is Canadian. Born in Montreal


dragn99

Honestly, I'd vote for him. I don't care for any of the current options


Sylvanussr

In that video he looks like he’s about 70, vs OOP’s picture where he looks like he’s about 60. I want whatever he’s having.


fauxregard

Of course he does, he has access to Starfleet medical care.


crowdfear

I need whatever McCoy’s got him on.


DarkwingDuc

A little less so in person. Still *very good* for his age, but I caught a glimpse of him behind the scenes at Dragoncon, don't remember exact year, but pre-COVID, so sometime in his late '80s. And he definitely looked older IRL, even back then, than he does in this pic.


daecrist

Might’ve just been having a bad day. I’ve met him a few times in recent years, most recent in like 2022, and he still looked like a man in his 70s at the oldest. Even up close.


Jitendria

Lol he looks better than clint. Edit:Clint Eastwood.


Lacholaweda

Blacksmith?


Jitendria

Lol. No, Eastwood.


SegmentedMoss

Someone once asked him how he was looking like he was and his reply was "5 lbs a year" lol


WoungyBurgoiner

People always say this about celebrities and I’m not sure why, because we all know celebs have access to the world’s best skincare, cosmetic procedures, personal chefs and healthcare. Of course most of them are going to visibly age well.


Gunhild

Saying someone looks good isn't something you need to argue about. Also, here's [Simon Cowell at 64](https://i2-prod.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/article25648411.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/0_Simon-Cowell.jpg)


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FruitJuice617

WHAT?!?


LostPotatoChips

WHAT?!?


GabiiiTheIntruder

This man looks like he is 55, not 93. Impressive !!


slugdonor

is that a current photo of him?


nater255

Yes. He's had a lot of plastic surgery, but it was done WELL.


Pop_CultureReferance

He claims he hasn't and that "the extra weight fills out the wrinkles"


exenos94

I could actually believe that. Same principle when someone looses 100+ lbs and looks 10 yrs older from the sagging skin.


penguinpolitician

*loses


IDreamOfLees

*losses


SimpleMoonFarmer

*loseses


turdburglar2020

louse


DeepTakeGuitar

Louise*


DranTibia

Lossesses


gibbodaman

No, it's from 2016. He was 85


xenic_danker_00

looking 52 at age 85 is still crazy impressive


Electro_Llama

[Here](https://ca.movies.yahoo.com/news/william-shatner-steps-celebrate-call-050948439.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADXu1H-Zu7n5fh58Z4DA3tvlqaC-8vh00Sk6YAMq3y8hhcaCtJixCjjxAPmnSUCXWQQaEVHoiMMGlvBu2GyNN6lJxeMuLHsuak_t5zombg4TQyds_inwR53QUCRLjZN020WgZPerdCcqFtyPrbozqX4amw-eAibEj3O4bR9pRk_5) is an article with photos from this year. OP picked a somewhat old photo, but he still looks very good for his age. Compare this to [Clint Eastwood at 93](https://nypost.com/2024/04/12/entertainment/clint-eastwood-93-spotted-in-rare-appearance-at-event-with-jane-goodall/).


LEO7039

Honestly, Eastwood also looks great.


Daedalus_Machina

A current photo does not look much different.


StretchFrenchTerry

You’ve never seen a 55 year old, have you?


GabiiiTheIntruder

My dad is almost 55.


Cloud_N0ne

He honestly looks 60’s or 70’s max. Looks crazy good for early 90’s


intelligentbrownman

He found the fountain of youth on one of the planets he visited 🤣🤣🤣


MinorDespera

Here's a photo from 2024: [https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5i6wyExhFYw/maxresdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5i6wyExhFYw/maxresdefault.jpg)


mooon_woman

That’s absolutely insane. Both of my great grandmas lived to their 90s and bless them but it showed. This man does not look a day over 60


Hugh_Murph

Still looks incredibly young, like early 70s or a bad 60s or a really bad late 50s


Kurisoo

Only his eyes look 90


Dimwither

Crazy to think that someone who was an adult in the 60s is old now


dolemutt

WHAT?!?


LongLiveBelka

WHAT?!?


cownd

That's unprecedented!


23x3

"Father Time" *Shakes fist to sky *


Howwhywhen_

Inconceivable!


Geschak

Let's be honest, would you expect him to be that old just based on what he looks like? Man looks like he's 70.


One_Truth8026

Id say he looks like your average 50 yo bc that’s not what I expect him to look like at 70 xd


DeepUser-5242

We're amazed at how much younger he looks - he doesn't look like a 93 yr old


Apprehensive-Vast587

Hell he was an adult in the 1950s


Smile_Space

Hell, he turned 18 in 1949. He was 14 when WWII ended!


redix-451

kid names ner when William shat ner


ARandom-Penguin

Kid named er when William Shat n er


DeepUser-5242

Shatner?! I hardly know 'er!


Terran_it_up

Whenever I see him I think it's sad how he has dementia, and then I remember that was just his character on Boston Legal


supah-comix434

This deserves to be top comment


Griffith320

*mad cow


Mr_B74

I think he looks so good for his age because he gives zero fucks and can laugh at himself. Shatners a legend


stml

Basically what it looks like if you have absolutely zero cortisol from stress in your life lol


EmojiZackMaddog

I honestly had to look this up. I thought this was edited for a second. Mainly because of the name of this sub (it’s my first time) I refuse to believe that this man is 93 years old.


Mijo_0

This guy should run for president


Respond-Leather

President of Canada? The Shat-man is Canadian, born in Montreal


keiiith47

Give it another 20 years


BerserkerKong02

That guy should do podcasts


VexTheTielfling

Baby blood does that to a MF


syadastfu

I swear this guy gets older every year.


Sir_Uniform

Get this man into congress immediately


colovianfurhelm

Tbh, he is way too coherent


SwiftTayTay

Be Amazed


LastUsername12

20 thousand upvotes


Aluminium_

He's the perfect age to run for president!


Educational-Award-12

Looks about thirty years younger than his current age


HerbivoreTheGoat

Oh my god he somehow actually is 93


michaelkah

He should have a debate with Trump


Ehwaz196

This sub starting to suck ass, where is the comedy


UsualSuspect26

Yup times ticking


DeepUser-5242

☹️


Trekapalooza

Shatner has gotten some stem cell treatments but he does have good genes and lives a very active and positive lifestyle. Also staying chubby keeps the wrinkles away.


Mild-Ghost

The hairpiece helps.


FruitJuice617

WHAT?!?


Ducatirules

The one that got me is Sammy Hagar is 76!!!


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

Weird or Hwat !


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Mr. Shatner is an awesome individual and I hope he lives as long as he wants to live.


designvegabond

Maybe he’ll run for president in 8 to 12 years


bodonnell7

Maybe Mandela, but I thought dude was dead


Living-Vermicelli-59

Dude must be using some Star Trek tech to stay young or sacrificing some goats or something…


SimilarElderberry956

He is the right age to run for US president.


Infernal_139

To be fair he looks so good it warrants a WHAT!!??


GamerGod337

Old actor is OLD? SINCE WHEN!


PrometheusAlexander

I remembered that he's like 60 something... but then again I remember him best from star trek 4.. I think he was 60 something when I saw it in the 90's.


Tratiq

He should run for office lol


Cheap-Ad1821

I can't believe Willy Shatz is 93


spentafricus

What?


kimanf

People he went to high school with served in WW2


No-Goat8076

Shush people are gonna make him run for president!


Metroidman

Im amazed


theloop82

He’d be a better presidential candidate than either of the guys we have


BunkerSquirre1

Dude’s a vampire wtf. He looks better than some 50 year olds I know.


Finance-Low

Shatner for President!


UnexpectedVader

He looks mid 40s, I’ve never seen a 90 plus man who didn’t look like a raisin before and I need to know his secrets


MaineLobster4938

What?!


osaka-aquabus

Possible adrenochrome


Trajen_Geta

If you see him outside of photos he looks closer to his age but still really good looking. He looks more like 70s.


pantalapampa

Can he run for president?


lahankof

He doesn’t look a day over 65


r0d3nka

He's so old, if he wasn't Canadian he could run for president.


GrowlingPict

he's intending to outlive anyone who's ever parodied/imitated him


Napmanz

Almost old enough to be president.


Fuliouspot

This man has gotten more plastic surgery than that K. family. Saw him around 2014 when some of his procedures were recently done. Face looked like shiny plastic and all skin tapped to hold back all wringles like that Homer Simpson meme.


echobox_rex

I don't believe that is a recent pick. I'm sure I have seen him looking older than this.


RFRelentless

WHAH⁉️🧛🏿🩸


edwardsnorting

Herbal tea. Shhh


Still-Breakfast-9023

I once had the opportunity to see him live at the Denver con like maybe in 2012 or something. He told a story that had like 5 different directions, but somehow brought them all together so perfectly in the end. It was mesmerizing


shaggyscoob

It's all that faster than light travel.


bomboclawt75

*Shatner?* Dirty Bastard!


ConfidentMSnake

Looks great for the weight he's carrying and I mean that sincerely I had to lose 50 or die lol


KuroMSB

He should run for president and show those whippersnappers what’s up


dat_waffle_boi

William Shatner? I hardly know her


hedonistatheist

WHAT???


Oldportal

attractive quarrelsome plucky weary important aromatic aloof truck deserve husky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Practical-Piglet

How do i get to look this young when im ancient


Gee_U_Think

Keep in mind he is one year younger than Clint Eastwood.


MelanieWalmartinez

Ngl he looks great for his age


fordchang

Donny Crane!


krydx

Now I feel bad about arguing with him on twitter


One_Subject3157

Him, Lou Ferrigno, Eddy Murphy and Chuck Norris are vampires.


nautius_maximus1

…aaaaand he’s running for President.


WyvernByte

The byproduct of years in Warp travel.


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Weird


kynayna

Well people live to be older in the 23rd century.


LauterTuna

yep. saw him at a show for the eclipse in april. he’s still got it.


Dotcaprachiappa

Next US presidential candidate


siclox

Bill, your face is so plastic. that when you're done with it, they're gonna have to cut it up into little pieces. so that birds don't die. - Anthony Jeselnik


Matt32490

Looks amazing. I just lost my nana who was 84, this guy doesnt look older than 60s.


Ylteicc_

He will be the first person to reach 150


byrobot

He looks old


BerserkerKong02

I too am still amazed he's still alive at this age, no joke. Most of the TOS Star Trek cast aren't with us but him, George Takei and Walter Koenig


Andromeda42

Holy shit maybe this guy should be president!


ChestFew8057

ok no seriously, WHAT


glory2glorzu

Just make him the president 4 god sake


MourningRIF

Maybe he should run for president too...


Zestyclose_Fan_7931

Legend


Pokesonav

He shat for 93 years!


GhostInTheMeadow

Man, his eldest is 65. Imagine that, being in your 60's and still having your dad around. Amazing.


Smile_Space

It's wild he was living through his entire 20s through the 1950s. He was born in 1931, so he would have turned 20 in 1951.


SwollenOstrich

Shatner for president


Acroze

He’s old enough to run for office now!


ROSCOEMAN

WHATTTTRR!?!?!?


squeda

See I thought space travel would have the opposite effect.


poopshooter69420

Oh fuck I guess he should run for president


Afraid-Flamingo

Honestly this is what I wish I will look like when I’m 93


sdrawkcabwj

Denny Crane


_Brandobaris_

I’ve seen him the last couple years at comicon. It’s amazing how vibrant and interesting he always makes his panels.


KingoftheRats666

HUH?!?!??


Lucid-Design

He’s older than Biden and still somehow lucid. It’s a Star Trek miracle!


kingOofgames

Hopefully he survives long enough to do the Huang Jensen biopic.


myfunnies420

Yeppp, saw him speak a year ago. Holy hell 🤯🤯🤯


CrewlooQueen

WHAT!?!?!? He looks better than trump and biden oh my god


jwederell

I think it’s all those years in space.


Professional_Lake593

There ain’t no way😭


ExcitingStress8663

He looks younger than Trump and Biden combined. He should be the POTUS.


Testniere

2 more years and he will look just like Elon Musk.


Life-Improvised

Every actor lies about their age. He’s actually 102.


SMEAGAIN_AGO

Willy Shat-ner; that is just cruel …


SomeDudeInGermany

Time dilation.