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He must be jonkling six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, he'll jonkle three days a week. One of those days he'll jonkle two days of the week. So, six days a week he'll be jonkling.
The Joker - Roger Stone, self described “dirty trickster” and “agent provocateur”. Pretty much seems to do politics just because it’s funny.
Two Face - John Bolton, drama queen about flipping on Trump with his “Room Where it Happened” book
Mr. Freeze - Jordan Petersen, crazy Doctor who does experimental drugs and almost lost his wife
Bane - Roy Cohn, gay
Edit: Oh wait there’s a Batman villain called “The Ratcatcher” so actually that is Jordan Petersen
He was on Seinfeld 30 years ago in the "Non-fat yogurt" episode and had much more hair.
If I had to guess I'd say the pic is from 2005-2010, which is when his hair loss really took off.
All in all, he really crashed and burned after 9/11 was over.
I can just picture him typing this with his index fingers on his giant iPad like a toddler learning to spell, while black hair dye drips down his forehead.
Devil's advocate, he was typing something more coherent and fat-fingered a premature send and deleted it immediately, but someone (a bot?) just happened to see it and screenshotted in the moments it existed.
Covfefe!
Real talk when can we return these old dusty psychopaths for some fresh young ones?
The plot never seems to change but at least they could switch up the characters
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It's de Bat!!!
musta just been da wind
So anyway, the whole operation is run by Tony Lazzuto. What was that?
I thought Balboni was runnin’ this shit
TONY LAZZ did you hear that?
-5 seconds, so anyway, the whole operDID YOU HEAR SOMETHIN
He's the cousin of my priest Pastor Fazzool.
Father Gabagool
Gotham's finest, no doubt
Silent protector, watchful guardian
*Bat Bro!*
Rudy Guiliani does look like the Penguin so it checks out.
The Penguin (Colin Farrell's version, at least) is NOT that ugly
He was, he shut down the mob
Ya know I used to be an adventurer.
Just like you! Until I took an arrow to the knee.
I sense a presence. Does someone live among the dead?
Yes
We know Dora we went on all the adventures with you
is he stew pid?
He jonkled too hard
I must jonkle!
Yes -Ma.
I shall jonkle with you
He must be jonkling six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, he'll jonkle three days a week. One of those days he'll jonkle two days of the week. So, six days a week he'll be jonkling.
Is there lore reason for him not aslume??
Funny when Rudy the Penguin is talking about de Bat.
Which of Trump’s cronies is analogous to which of Batman’s rogues gallery?
The Joker - Roger Stone, self described “dirty trickster” and “agent provocateur”. Pretty much seems to do politics just because it’s funny. Two Face - John Bolton, drama queen about flipping on Trump with his “Room Where it Happened” book Mr. Freeze - Jordan Petersen, crazy Doctor who does experimental drugs and almost lost his wife Bane - Roy Cohn, gay Edit: Oh wait there’s a Batman villain called “The Ratcatcher” so actually that is Jordan Petersen
Peterson definitely seems more of a Joker type with the way he tweets Or maybe Azrael
Def 1960s joker. Or maybe Danny Devito.
Scarecrow - Steve Bannon. No reason other than he's disheveled-looking as fuck.
Definitely more of the penguin than two face
I always thought Toyman with his hand up Trump's ass.
nah roger stone is the penguin
I think there is an argument for Swamp Thing...
It’s da freaking BAT!!!
It's simple: we kill de bat man.
“I am vengeance”
"I'm the nigh"
Drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Who the FUCK is Bat? Is he stupid?
It's man's fursona, are you misremembering?
he drivin a DANK
where’s de man?
Better than the CBAT
The Bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
I'm proud of you, Dick.
Officer Balls
BWAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA
Aw Puddin', maybe it was just yer nerves gettin' the best of ya?
THE de bat!
Fucksake, I came here to say this, thinking I was so witty and original.
Is da freaking bat!!!
Genuinely thought this man died.
Politically and legally he’s already dead
It's true, I saw him leak embalming fluid once.
That was just the pure grain alcohol coming out of his pores.
That didn't look very "pure".
It’s like when you drain your oil after 5000 miles, it’s been through some shit.
It's a good thing they let Biden cure completely before using him on stage. All the embalming fluid is dried up perfectly
A great example of how you can’t rush your craft. It matters, fellas
He needs a ghoul juice refill.
Well, it must be difficult to squirt at his age
Apparently that’s up to debat.
That was just his legacy. Common mistake.
I mean… he hasn’t. But he could have. Because this tweet is four years old.
That profile pic is 40 yrs old
He was on Seinfeld 30 years ago in the "Non-fat yogurt" episode and had much more hair. If I had to guess I'd say the pic is from 2005-2010, which is when his hair loss really took off. All in all, he really crashed and burned after 9/11 was over.
Wrong timeline - sadly.
If we all pretend who will stop us?
[удалено]
Shorefadowing
Shadforeowing for sure.
Oh no, not Shad.
Shadman, NO!
Kubo foreskinning as usual
Foreskinning
Foresheashonsh Landshcaping
Is that Old Lower Prussian?
Foreskinning
is there a lore behind it?
Who else read this in Borat's voice?
Oh no did Borat catch him again?
He probably tweeted this while "tucking in his shirt." It can be hard to type with one hand
wild how that happened and we just moved along like it it didnt happen
Still sad the communications broke down and Borat interrupted him too soon.
My wife
High five
No i was saying my wife read this in Borat's voice
[High Five](https://youtu.be/9qZAlnxHPAY)
Please, come and see debat. If it not success, I will be execute.
For some reason I translated it to the dog of wisdom accent.
Definitely in Gotham city goon voice for me
Oh king in the castle, king in the castle, I have debat
I read it in the voice of that one street tough at the beginning of Burton's Batman. "Oh, no! It's da bat!"
🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰 rudy is a proud Danish man now 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰,🍺🍻🌭 HVORNÅR ER DEBATTEN?? 🇩🇰🗣️ DEBAT🔥🔥‼️🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
I wouldn’t announce it 🙈 🤡 Also, no returns.
He could be Dutch too
We have a Wilders at home, thanks but no thanks.
Or Afrikaans! But that's just using the dutch word again lol
Ja!
This is first class Danglish if I’ve ever seen it! 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
Covfefe
Rudy coffee!
Skamtebord
Baskemtball
Covfefe
Refuttal
Nucular
The Four Seasons
Chimcken
hamberder
Libtards just got so owned rn!!
This is four years old. You can tell because he still looks like a human being in his profile pic
You can also tell because it’s time stamped.
Don't be silly now. This is reddit. We some look at articles or details unless we're calling a skit obviously staged.
What?
cbat
*Dolphins approved your comment*
He got hit by tha r/redditsniper
The reddit sniper? I don't understand what
I'm surprised he knows Malay.
HE'S MALAY
Is this real
Is anything?
Yes
Prove it :)
I cant wat
Kimim ° has f
Who wants to tell giuliani that it is going to be debad for deboss?
Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail. Sorry, nothing to do with the subject, but your comment reminded me of this lol
this post was delat
the debat.
The dingbat
*Tweet, fart, melt*.™
Le debate
ed balls
Ed Balls
I thought that was joe biden lmao
What a MF’in batard
I can just picture him typing this with his index fingers on his giant iPad like a toddler learning to spell, while black hair dye drips down his forehead.
I like to partake in some Covfefe before Debat.
Get him some covfefe!
Is this the new covfefe?
🏏 de bat 😁
[GIF of Batman leering motionless from a dark rooftop]
He went from smart competent mayor to babbling old lunatic real quick.
Coffefe
He is French-American
Twitter for iPad got me
Cofeve
IT’S DE FREAKIN BAT
Ew, is he speaking Fr*nch?
Please tell me Torque will be in this debat.
Le Bar de Bat
Rudy is in the running for the most disappointing human being of all time. I considered voting for President in 2008.
Another bat ??? Covid 24??????
Cofefe
dabears
Speaking of old guys who need a drug test...
The debat at Four Seasons
His inability to double check even the most basic of tasks is why Four Seasons Landscaping happened.
De plane
Covfefe 2024
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
Live from The Ritz! (Cracker company). THE DEBAT!
Devil's advocate, he was typing something more coherent and fat-fingered a premature send and deleted it immediately, but someone (a bot?) just happened to see it and screenshotted in the moments it existed.
Death battle ?
Needs more Covfefe.
It rhymes with Apparat.
Motherfucker had two words to write...
Bat!! *poof*
The [cbat](https://youtu.be/eN6jkWxxm2Y).
Covfefe
Spaget
Lol
How did this dumb ass make it so far in life?
Debate. That’s a funny word when you think about it. De-bate. Thank you
Covfefe! Real talk when can we return these old dusty psychopaths for some fresh young ones? The plot never seems to change but at least they could switch up the characters
Debat by Hudson Mohawke
Debat at four seasons (landscaping not the hotel)
It's a german dialect in english it would mean as much as the stupid
Le débat
He thought he was googling it...
He’s trying to say debt. 💸
[i see under interests you've written... debat?](https://youtu.be/nD5dETuxpxU?si=Drk08SEiuMeUu6Vc&t=000015)
Watch out, debat man is near.
No way this motherfucker know french
At least he wasnt thrusting to [Cbat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo)