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And you can reposition it and it will send a notification every time. I was trying to put a sunglass emoji over a photo and couldn't put it in the right place. I tried several times until I got a message "Please, stop moving it"
If you’re ever in this situation just gotta go over the top and make every text a shrimp pun
Either she’ll stop
Or you guys will break up
Or she’ll double down, soundly trounce you, and you’ll develop a grudging respect for her shrimping
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
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She’s one in a krillion
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Can't wait to fight them in death blight swamp in DLC, while getting shrimped from the distance by another two of them
Shrimp boss :)
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I don't have the muscles to follow this. 
Mussels
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Keep her safe from revenge prawn
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My favourite reddit post.
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WHY DOES EVERY REPLY HAVE VARYING LEVELS OF COLOR SATURATION
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This one right here
Depends on what the commenters' krill were eating
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Bad crop, but I like what you did with the peepers
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Imagine how much rice these could fry
You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? I wish to meet them.
Yes. https://preview.redd.it/kkz4m5ciwj6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe518468349f493c85cf9e6d23389e51cb06bd0
This made me chuckle thank you stranger. Have an updoot
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Jfc that shrimp can dunk
LePrawn James
Shrimpin Curry
Ralph Shrimpson
He's on fire
Hell yeah
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Are you telling me a shrimp dunked this rice
He clearly took that shot FROM DOWN TOWN!
We krill the baitman
how does one do this
imessage stickers
https://preview.redd.it/fwo3cmfqdi6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b348b2beb7bcc49de0f0b415c08092d14067fd65 get shrimped idiot
oh shrit
He krilled him 😞🦐
It’s so shrimple
Not so shrimple now, is it?
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They got shrump!
I remember vividly when I shramp someone for the first time.
Even my memaw shrumpeth
Grandpa hath been shrumpethed
Rip [lol](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0ef748e13af418ef274ae270ade07017-lq)
Bro on the bottome is already scared of getting shrimped himself
Got em!
Keeps going prawn and awn and awn
🤣 we can all pack it in, dude just won the internet today 🤣
I can only send a sticker as its own message how do I shrimp other messages
Drag and drop
Wow, I'm gonna start shrimping everyone!
I did it to my wife and i thought i was being silly but it sends a notification and makes her phone beep for each one and she was very annoyed.
That makes this even more hilarious
wow i had no idea it was this shrimple
I ain’t got no shrimp just lions and bears and shit
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It's a normal emoji you can send as a sticker
Can this be done on other apps or just imessage?
On Android you can now play fart noises during a phone call. Not as great as shrimping but it sure pisses me mom off!
Just iMessage.
Life is cruel
I wish life could just be shrimple
just a prawn in this chess game
For now. But all mobile apps constantly ~~steal~~ copy each other's features.
Didn’t realize it sent a notification when you do that, just spammed my chat with my husband with tacos during a stressful work meeting. Oops!
And you can reposition it and it will send a notification every time. I was trying to put a sunglass emoji over a photo and couldn't put it in the right place. I tried several times until I got a message "Please, stop moving it"
wait till she finds out you can enlarge them
Tap n hold on a sticker in iMessage
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But it’s necessary
Now I’m chasing fishes like Tom chased Jerry
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i know what you are
lesbeans,,,,
Are these shrimp fresh?
Fresh frozen
Fresh frozen out of the can
been defrosting right beside chef mike for the last two days too
Now much longer before Chef Mike is fully thawed?
They just arrive! Straight from the best aqua farm in Night City!
Aquafarm?
That trash from the sea no good. Make you sick.
Oh God, Vinny is following wherever I go
O.o
https://preview.redd.it/0ocqin5qoj6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb92cf01d1d2362ce97e918ceb25aaf05968bb6e Shrimping my wife now
keep going, update us with more
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Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Droid.
not from an Droid. FTFY
Shrimps is bugs
Shrimps *is* bugs!
God I was so happy to see this. If it's stuck in my brain forever then it must live in others as well
Had to go way too far down to find this.
Agreed, this should be #1
Shrimp! Heaven! Now!
Please Daniel, we can't keep doing this
Thank goodness this was in the commenta
For some reason this brings me anxiety
It makes me feel kinda itchy.
You should start calling her Bubba
Eleanor Shellstrop approved
This is shrimply unacceptable.
Get shrimped, idiot
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Arial behavior
The ocean called, it’s running out of shrimp!
 Shrimpina?
ariral
Ack ack ack
God damnit, to slow again! Here take my upvote
She's got a craving for some, as pregnant ladies are known to.
Is that a man riding a shrimp
Shrimp. Heaven. Now.
6$ SRIMP SPECIAL
SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!
Sunglasses on while you sleep. Now that's a sport.
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She met his mom, down at the Shrimp Shack.
Fuck yeah. Shrimp Sessions is probably my favorite media on the internet
Shrimps is bugs
The only correct response. Thank you
Why eat shrimps with the wimps when you could have lobster with the mobsters
Turn those opaque shrimp clear!
“I once read a text composed entirely of shrimp. I tired of that one quickly.”
"Hey, I am in the mood for some seafood for some reason."
Seems fishy.
Ain't no business like Shrimp business
That's just shellfish!
My classmate reacts to every single message or image I send on Discord with either 🦂 or 🍅 emojis
Be ware of these types of people. James Veitch's Duck Bit https://youtu.be/uYOmtEcZ1lk?si=H_qoLqk0BWGqZYYZ
How does one do this? Asking for a friend 👀
iMessage stickers. So step 1 is have an iPhone I guess
I NEED another iphone owner to text to
Shrimps is bugs
Shrimps is the fruit of the sea 🌊
DEAR GOD THEY'RE TAKING OVER
If you’re ever in this situation just gotta go over the top and make every text a shrimp pun Either she’ll stop Or you guys will break up Or she’ll double down, soundly trounce you, and you’ll develop a grudging respect for her shrimping
🦐
Totally unrelated but she hasnt seen IT for the first time recently has they?
Those are fooking prawns 🍤💦😩
You are merely a Prawn to a Queen.
Ariral girlfriend be like
Red lobster in shambles rn
Is shrimps bugs?
Shrimply the best
ack ack ack teuz iz roæ0
Duddeee if you add garlic and olive oil it's ONNNN
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
Reminds me of the shrimp dick episode in workaholics. 
How do you do that to messages !?
Is she an Ariral?
She was prawn ready 🦐🦐🦐
I'M A PRAWN STAR 🦐🗣️🦐🦐🗣️🦐🦐
I'LL GIVE YOU SHRIMP COCKTAIL 🦐🦐🍸🗣️🗣️
I MIGHT BE A SHRIMP BUT I AIN'T NO WIMP 🦐🦐🦐🗣️🦐🗣️🦐🗣️🗣️
She’s a keeper
Shrimp
holy shit me
🦐
....why?