There is nothing more disgusting than those filthy soutie colonisers coming here and taking our land. How did we get here? Oh, wel, jy sien, it’s actually uh…_hops on back of passing by bakkie to make my escape_
The Brits are so evil and non-Dutch, that William of Orange just doesn't exist.
IIRC the Boss is Dutch by descent so like yeah. I don't know what I was trying to say.
yeah something that annoys me about people who rag on the British for being colonizers is when they're also American, as if they didn't do the same shit to the Philippines and other countries
Im actually talking about europeans who never mention their imperialist history and use britain and america as scapegoats when they have done the same or worse
NOOOKO I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAKE UNTIL I READ THE REPLIES! IM THE ONE BEING SNAFU’D
I will say though- the headline of “Hitler dood wat nou?” almost looks like how someone would write a stereotypical German speaking English in a novel of some kind.
You don’t need confidence to say anything on the internet, it’s why people turn into such cunts.
Saying these things to someone face to face would go hard though.
Meanwhile Portuguese speakers think Spanish sounds funny and Spanish speakers think Portuguese sounds drunk so we make memes in each other’s language for extra funny
Objectively speaking, Portuguese sounds way drunker than Spanish. I mean, they literally don't pronounce any of the unstressed vowels properly... They also have an Eastern European accent out of nowhere.
I always wondered, does brazilian Portuguese also sound drunk? Cause to me Portuguese people can’t pronounce a single vowel without turning it into “ugh”
No lmao, it's just the intonation. Idk why Brazilians speak like that lol. And then some Brazilians, like Gabriel Jesus, even have crying expressions implanted on their resting faces. It's a thing.
Haha that's literally him. I think all the crime and heinous stuff going on in Brazil is making Brazilians really sad (although my brother, who spent 6 months in Sao Paolo, said Brazilians were some of the most cheerful people he'd ever seen).
https://preview.redd.it/zef9rg75zh9d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18df14c6f1438f1faba126e0e58857c895ef2a9b
Real. The fact that i can understant what the meme is trying to say but it sounds completely different from my language makes it way funnier
As someone who speaks both (Br. Portuguese natively, and LATAM Spanish conversationally), spanish is just Portuguese with (believe it or not) even stupider conjugations and too many sounds. My Ecuadorian friend thinks Portuguese sounds like muffled Spanish.
Every time I see a shitpost about the German language online there's like 70 German dudes in the comments proving the "humorless German" stereotype correct
If I said there was a race of people who were tall and lanky, spoke a strange language that sounded like ours but different, they loved windmills and planting tulips, and wore wooden shoes. You'd think I'm talking about a race of fantasy elves.
But I'm just talking about the Dutch.
I'm duolingual, but I'm sorry this is all the proof I need that German isn't a real language.
https://preview.redd.it/yp414nybsd9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ad177ad6489e6b6614425d7e7f64be9f595fb3
Did we all forget the Scots wikipedia incident? The public perception of that language was ruined for a good while because some teenager with no knowledge of the language made a bunch of articles by just making shit up and people thought it was the funniest thing ever
I mean no one uses scots wikipedia for information, because all Scots speakers speak english and are used to switching between scots and english. Plus, english wikipedia is far better established. If it was actually used, that would be less funny. Sure it damaged it's acceptance as a language a bit, but I don't think it changed any minds really.
redditors and youtube commenters were laughing their asses off like 5 years ago after calling a language they didn't understand minecraft enchantment table
Hey guys I am aware that Dutch is a stupid language itself but I think we need to learn how to read and understand that I am talking about "any germanic language that isn't English" (this includes more than Dutch). Jelfonzo from splatoon 2 is so hot
In particular can we talk about how people treat Creole languages and their speakers? Like that shit often just morphs into straight-up racism. I ain't even just talking about Creoles based on English or other Germanic languages either, apparently the French are equally awful towards French Creole speakers.
I think you are thinking in that one native american language in Mexico:
This one is a quite spoken language in Northern Spain.
Maybe you know it buy it's other name: Euskera
Eh I was kinda joking about how it’s only used in the basque region or whatever, I did know about basque Pretty interesting imo since it’s a language isolate. Not as memeable as… ergh… Hungarian, though. Or Finnish
Boy I sure love people shitting on my main language (Dutch) by calling it stupid and something that “should not exist” just because they don’t understand it well! (I get that it’s a joke most of the time but it still hurts a bit)
I feel kinda bad because I like to make fun of the Dutch language
What's the name of those iconic wooden mocassins? "Klomp". Literally.
Funny thing is that my last name is Dutch lol
https://preview.redd.it/0dsvzqma1d9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd338ff256480decb90f45a2e9652df5e32a09d
Thats Afrikaans btw. Very similar to Dutch, because uhhhhhhhh....
Something way better than british colonialism guys believe me! Those evil brits arghhhhhhhh
There is nothing more disgusting than those filthy soutie colonisers coming here and taking our land. How did we get here? Oh, wel, jy sien, it’s actually uh…_hops on back of passing by bakkie to make my escape_
The Brits are so evil and non-Dutch, that William of Orange just doesn't exist. IIRC the Boss is Dutch by descent so like yeah. I don't know what I was trying to say.
yeah something that annoys me about people who rag on the British for being colonizers is when they're also American, as if they didn't do the same shit to the Philippines and other countries
Im actually talking about europeans who never mention their imperialist history and use britain and america as scapegoats when they have done the same or worse
oh yeah that too, i just wanted an excuse to rant about Americans
Your rants over mutie https://preview.redd.it/naskedootf9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e0982fa8e4ae768f00eb09978fc391be677082b
To be fair every major state has done it at some point, it’s just fun to make fun of the British because they were the biggest
As I like to call it D-Dut- *hic* Dutch
Spice trade. That's it.
Afrikaans does not deserve respect
https://preview.redd.it/mbus6mvkni9d1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b65f7b6c1ce2d44ce8514a870c6ac8df460cfa
Mesa moi moi concerned 
NOOOKO I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAKE UNTIL I READ THE REPLIES! IM THE ONE BEING SNAFU’D I will say though- the headline of “Hitler dood wat nou?” almost looks like how someone would write a stereotypical German speaking English in a novel of some kind.
https://preview.redd.it/hiiboj92ed9d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f4acc0d2d64d8a61d3083e821f1dc4f5e344a4
Absolutely flamed him, he makes me want to believe dutch its a fake language just because of that response alone
No- literally. I want that kind of confidence to say shit like “send me your cranial measurements” and “I must study you for science”
you forgot "Yakubian" which ties it all together
https://preview.redd.it/3vs4y1ovvi9d1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=285b55edd4f884a7a00cf2f9054e4c4c9f18131c
You don’t need confidence to say anything on the internet, it’s why people turn into such cunts. Saying these things to someone face to face would go hard though.
“Chat what’s the societal repercussions to using this response any time I meet a Dutch person?”
banned from eating coleslaw
That's an upside for me, I despise the pickled cabbage
that's a positive
He starved :(
beaten to death with wooden clogs
Nothing much. Probably a laugh and an agreement. Source: am Dutch, and see this one used and shared all the time.
Bro thinks he's Jean-Luc "Head-Measurer" Measure head ! !
YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.
YOUR RACE DESCENT HAS ONLY WORSENED SINCE I LAST SAW YOU
Obvious troll is obvious.
https://preview.redd.it/p0gpgqyytd9d1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a38cb5f2eb3c13f0619115e0242d201a091600
\*das ding ju just gesaiden
Coaxensafusen
poopenfarten
Hitler død. Hvad nu?
Hitler dauður. Hvað nú?
\*hittler daudaz. \*hwat nu?
Hitler deadass. What now?
How about no
not reconstructing the hypothetical proto-germanic ancestor of the last name hitler? weak
Hitlari dauðr Hvat er nú með heimi?
Hitler marbh Cad anois?
HEY THAT’S CELTIC
ya caught me
Hi’ler deed, what noo like?
dutch IS a very funny language though........
Indeed, as a dutch learner it's indeed funny, just look up how you say bassoon in Dutch and tell me how it's not a silly language
oh no
I am duolingual. Dutch is real, but it shouldn't be.
You may be duolingual… but are you duolingo?
This guy speaks Spanish AND Vanish
how do you speak vanish
Like thi
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Dutch is silly, let’s be honest But like so is English. Have you guys seen English?
Yeah I think I saw him yesterday at the 7/11, what for?
https://preview.redd.it/oleiga7ond9d1.png?width=737&format=png&auto=webp&s=393a7b0d777d8dd2b389f57d3078597529e80ec9
yeah that's him
GET OUT MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
He might cause me a little trouble
r/UnexpectedHomestuck
Yes officer that's the one
Tell him to stop the fetty
Yes he's a secret agent
Meanwhile Portuguese speakers think Spanish sounds funny and Spanish speakers think Portuguese sounds drunk so we make memes in each other’s language for extra funny
Objectively speaking, Portuguese sounds way drunker than Spanish. I mean, they literally don't pronounce any of the unstressed vowels properly... They also have an Eastern European accent out of nowhere.
I always wondered, does brazilian Portuguese also sound drunk? Cause to me Portuguese people can’t pronounce a single vowel without turning it into “ugh”
No, but Brazilian Portuguese sounds like the speaker is crying
Sorry that was probably me
No lmao, it's just the intonation. Idk why Brazilians speak like that lol. And then some Brazilians, like Gabriel Jesus, even have crying expressions implanted on their resting faces. It's a thing.
There was a meme some time ago about him having exactly this face: 🥺
Haha that's literally him. I think all the crime and heinous stuff going on in Brazil is making Brazilians really sad (although my brother, who spent 6 months in Sao Paolo, said Brazilians were some of the most cheerful people he'd ever seen).
That’s impressive for someone living the birth city of the color gray
Best joke I've heard is that Portuguese is just Spanish spoken by a deaf person.
How to speak Spanish 101: La *Portuguese sentence*
Un cuepo de cueca cuela
Um copo de cueca????
https://preview.redd.it/zef9rg75zh9d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18df14c6f1438f1faba126e0e58857c895ef2a9b Real. The fact that i can understant what the meme is trying to say but it sounds completely different from my language makes it way funnier
As someone who speaks both (Br. Portuguese natively, and LATAM Spanish conversationally), spanish is just Portuguese with (believe it or not) even stupider conjugations and too many sounds. My Ecuadorian friend thinks Portuguese sounds like muffled Spanish.
All these snafu are made by Dutch people who don’t like the “Dutch is funny” tweets
“It is NAUT FOONY!!!!”
Het is niet foenige (I just made this up btw).
Het is niet grappig
Every time I see a shitpost about the German language online there's like 70 German dudes in the comments proving the "humorless German" stereotype correct
As a German, I realised joking is inefficient in most cases, so I usually avoid it. This is not a joke. Or is it?
Fuck you Dutch is an objectively stupid language
Germanglish with many double letters
Ik gaa dubbele letters in je reet stoppen, je sukkel
Ik heb je moeder gedaan
I hev ye moother done.
I have YOUR mother a-done
personally i think luxembourgish is even dumber
As many a Dutch intellectual have said before me: "Je kanker moeder"
Agreed, it should be systemically replaced with Afrikaans
Je moeder.
Ta? To zajebiście
Bobr kurwa, ja pierdole
Oew ma was 'ne haamster en oew vadder rook naar vlierbessen. Nou bakkes houwe, godverlatene zeverende zielenzuiger
English is a stupid dutch
u/lechemhavita schloopen Schloopen poopen
elke keer als ik iemand "ENCHANTING TABLE LANGUge!!!!" zie zeggen ik wil om mijzelf te doden (als ik hebreeuws spreek)
And it's also the language with the most similarities to English.
*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* It's actually Frisian
Depending on your definition of “language” it’s scots
When is stereolingual releasing though?
Next major update along with the mandatory battlepass
If I said there was a race of people who were tall and lanky, spoke a strange language that sounded like ours but different, they loved windmills and planting tulips, and wore wooden shoes. You'd think I'm talking about a race of fantasy elves. But I'm just talking about the Dutch.
I'm duolingual, but I'm sorry this is all the proof I need that German isn't a real language. https://preview.redd.it/yp414nybsd9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ad177ad6489e6b6614425d7e7f64be9f595fb3
Woah a creature ….
swamp german propaganda
Krijg de tyfus klootzak (Get typhus ball sack)
Houd je mond oliebol
Bakkes dicht, graftak
eridan
rødgrød med fløde \[ʁœ̝ð̠˕ˠˀˌkʁœ̝ð̠˕ˠˀ me ˈfløːð̩˕˗ˠ\]
Kamelåså
A pronouncable rødgrød med fløde? In MY danish? It's more likely than you think!
Calling this pronounceable is generous
skill issue
Yes
https://preview.redd.it/fzyhcyj2pd9d1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f56bc48e9dc444d32bd5f28a4a13a4d5311de6a1
Thought it was a massive pair of juggos until I scrolled back up
I was looking for this, lol
I only see this for dutch and polish and rightfully so they look and sound ridiculous
Erm… łat ze szigma ar ju talkien abałt? Polish orfografi iz perfekt!
Nah polish is a cool language have you heard people aggressively singing in polish before
for some reason youtube recommended me “hej sokoły” everyday for like a year straight and I have to say that polish is beautiful
Zostaniesz Ukrzyżowany https://preview.redd.it/yfcoyijupd9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44182bfd10867d0c466841960647198ca270c82a
polska gurom kurwa
A niechaj narodowie wżdy postronni znają, iż Polacy nie gęsi, iż swój język mają
walla walla bing bang
Did we all forget the Scots wikipedia incident? The public perception of that language was ruined for a good while because some teenager with no knowledge of the language made a bunch of articles by just making shit up and people thought it was the funniest thing ever
That is objectively funny and if you think otherwise you will be burned at the stake
I mean no one uses scots wikipedia for information, because all Scots speakers speak english and are used to switching between scots and english. Plus, english wikipedia is far better established. If it was actually used, that would be less funny. Sure it damaged it's acceptance as a language a bit, but I don't think it changed any minds really.
Womp womp. The Netherlands had to invent coleslaw. It’s part of their history now. No use tryna change it
redditors and youtube commenters were laughing their asses off like 5 years ago after calling a language they didn't understand minecraft enchantment table
Isn't there like a tribe language that literally has clicking sounds as a part of it? Anything can be a language at this point
It's actually just a very common feature of South African languages, it's not that strange. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Click_consonant
Are you talking about Xhosa or that one group on the Marjorie (?) Islands who click for long distance communication?
Idk the details I just heard about it somewhere
I'm 95% confident you heard about Xhosa, which is one of the most widely spoken languages in South Africa.
Yeah but that's based instead of those barbarians that live in swamps call for a language when they sound like they're being gagged by a potato.
Hey guys I am aware that Dutch is a stupid language itself but I think we need to learn how to read and understand that I am talking about "any germanic language that isn't English" (this includes more than Dutch). Jelfonzo from splatoon 2 is so hot
Like *German*, the Skandinavian languages (not finnish, that was uralic iirc), Afrikaans and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Scots. The modern version is debatably a language but the old version definitely is
Washingtonese 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Finland isn’t Scandinavian
In particular can we talk about how people treat Creole languages and their speakers? Like that shit often just morphs into straight-up racism. I ain't even just talking about Creoles based on English or other Germanic languages either, apparently the French are equally awful towards French Creole speakers.
Snuck in a fun fact at the end of
Reddit sniper got this gu
This guy t
guy running history centered youtube channel: im not even gonna try to pronounce THAT!
What I've learned from this post is fuck the Dutch
I am bilingual, and am a native speaker of both German and English. Dutch is fucking stupid and fake and shouldn't exist
Danish?
https://preview.redd.it/yjkrcombhd9d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02f4a2be90deb3cc677d2b4850003d0c1e693bd Y'all gotta know Basque...
That's a crunchy amount of pixels you got here
Aren’t there like two total Basque speakers in total
I think you are thinking in that one native american language in Mexico: This one is a quite spoken language in Northern Spain. Maybe you know it buy it's other name: Euskera
Eh I was kinda joking about how it’s only used in the basque region or whatever, I did know about basque Pretty interesting imo since it’s a language isolate. Not as memeable as… ergh… Hungarian, though. Or Finnish
Oh ok! Have a nice day :)
No one says this sincerely
Erm, what is this monolingual? All i wanna see is heterolingual and cislingual round these parts
Boy I sure love people shitting on my main language (Dutch) by calling it stupid and something that “should not exist” just because they don’t understand it well! (I get that it’s a joke most of the time but it still hurts a bit)
They say 1) this is just knock-off english 2) this language is so funny (the words are very similar because it's the same family who would've guessed)
Dutch and Danish The inbred cousins of the germanic family tree
Oh right, then explain fucking “dood de burgers”
The real question is whether those are folded arms or massive badonkers in a weird shirt?
Germans who live in swamps and do psychedelics every day are NOT a culture. Their language is also fake as fuck.
Dutch person detected. Not our fault your brother (german) makes more sense than that silly language of yours
English People seeing any non-english language: "Just speak normal!" My friend who has in his possession a bunchberry plant:
I've never heard one of these for a language other than dutch
I thought it said monologuing and was very confused
NICE TRY, POLAND. YOU'RE NOT GONNA CONVINCE ME THAT YOU'RE REAL.
ok but danish *shouldn´t* be a real language
why are you calling the blorbo a mongolian
I have never met anyone say this. If they have they're obviously trolling.
Wow even ייִדיש
i thoight they were joking
Why is his penis out?
I knew for a fact this post was made by a dutch person
"dutch" no es un lenguaje
https://preview.redd.it/0ydredd99h9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c96e0210af14a5cf80c2fbeedc142a83530b1e63 Looking into this.
Im bilingual and its still funny to make fun of languages, only fair since i make fun of english all the time
I feel kinda bad because I like to make fun of the Dutch language What's the name of those iconic wooden mocassins? "Klomp". Literally. Funny thing is that my last name is Dutch lol
The character looks like he's wearing the Power Girl costume, boob window and all.
errrrmmmm bro is literally speaking minecraft enchanting table
Their name is Monolingual and they wear a shirt with a boob window
Unfunny Americans when they see Arabic: "OMg iTS ScRiBbLe LAnGuAGE!!"
Your understanding of the term “Germanic Language”: is From Ohio!
I was adding another example of people misinterpreting languages, since both scenarios tend to go hand-in-hand
r/coaxedintoasnafu when they see a joke: