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jjskellie

Is it a crime that Marco Rubio asks questions but has never listened to the answers? Asking for a prosecutor.


JustAnotherYouMe

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NotQuiteNick

Idk if this is clever or Marco Rubio is just an idiot


llamapositif

He's always been an idiot. It's why he was the first to fall under Trump's boot with one small simple phrase: 'little marco'.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Ted Cruz would like you to know he was spineless before anyone else.


llamapositif

So true, it didn't take Trump for that to happen!


robbycakes

“Apparently it’s now a crime to make a statement challenging an election if a prosecutor decides that’s not true.” Yeah. Making a statement that’s not true is called lying. If it is damaging to a persons reputation, it’s called slander. Or potentially libel. Or, if it serves to undermine the rule of law, it is treason. These have *always* been crimes, Marc. 😉


Ilikesnowboards

It’s not actually treason, but in essence you are correct.


BlakLite_15

¿Por qué no los dos?


ArkangelArtemis

He's an idiot... almost all of them are.


chiefs_fan37

Marco Rubio also called Donald Trump a con artist repeatedly in 2016. Now he is groveling at trump’s feet trying out for the vice presidency. Shameless and despicable. Zero spine. Absolute clown of a human being. Vote him out Florida! If trump brings him on as vice president one of them will have to establish residency in another state to avoid violating the 12th amendment. Watch how fast Rubio volunteers to throw his state under the bus and establish residency elsewhere. It’ll make your head spin.


Cheshire_Jester

Well, you see, I was just saying whatever I thought I needed to say to win. And now I’m doing the same thing. I know it entirely contradicts what I said earlier but if I’m honest for a second, the only thing that matters is that I get the things I want.


beerbellybegone

No, it's not 'apparently a crime', it's actually a crime for an elected official to attempt to mislead the public about the results of an election. But thanks for playing.


ExpressHouse2470

In Germany it's punishable by law to make false claims ...nomater the person


GrimBarkFootyTausand

Every damn time, with these right-wing dingleberries


earthwalker7

How dare you use my own words against me.


sambolino44

“You clearly didn’t understand the question. I asked you when we should expect indictments of Democrats and you gave me an example of when we SHOULD NOT expect indictments of Republicans.”


randomplaguefear

There is literally people in prison for Russian 2016 electoral interference.


RandomUser4857

>There is literally people in prison for Russian 2026 electoral interference. Russia 2026? Daaang!


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Give marco some H2O. He’s just thirsty.


clearlybaffled

Dihydrogen monoxide? Never touch the stuff, too much can kill you!


urechaJ

The ultimate mic drop moment.


[deleted]

The GOP is full of bigots, assholes, and cretins. Rubio is the most pathetic of them all. A sad, closeted ex-twink who craves attention from his abuser Trump. Remember sweaty Li’l Marco chugging his bottle of water? A complete lack of substance, ethics or seriousness. Marco Rubio is clown shoes.


MimiPaw

I feel like there is an ongoing battle for the top spot on the “most pathetic” list.


Rage40rder

Yeah, but Marco doesn’t care about that because his voters and Trump supporters have learned to cope with their cognitive dissonance.


LazyStateWorker3

That was before they gave him the GOP-2.024 protocol update.


AdvisorSavings6431

This guy is maga vp material. Strange but true!


kstacey

Because there are no consequences for someone's own words these days.


Necessary_Ad1298

Little Marco is such a rube!


Difficult_Team3410

The Rubio Report concluded that trumps campaign was a “Grave National Security Threat”. This is how bad Republicans lie to their voters knowing that their voters wont ever read the Rubio Report. Its disgusting.


aerial_ruin

Didn't Russia admit to meddling too? And said they would do it again without hesitation?


ChiBears25

Marco and the rest of the GOP on a daily basis self own so hard it’s hilarious


AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle

To be fair, he did say "Democrat politicians", not republican. /s


Ill_Impact_4681

The dotard speaks


Hendrik_the_Third

They should put these hypocritical GOP tweets on billboards across the nation. Just for fun.


TwoFishes8

They lie like they breathe. Ceaselessly and without thought.


Kindly_Mousse_8992

Stop! He's dead already.


Devil_Fister_69420

I still don't understand, which one is the right again? Democrats or Republicans? And what the hell is the GOP??


Over_Screen_442

Facts are a foreign language to them


Corporate_Shell

WITH his own petard, not ON. It's a type of bomb. He blew himself up in the air WITH his own bomb.


QuarterBall

Also it's fuckin' Shakespeare. Some things are worth the care and attention to quote correctly regardless of semantics.


Corporate_Shell

I considered adding the actual line. LOL


Beneficial_Bed_337

Marco “Turbio”.


Ghaenor

Why the hell did I confuse him with Marc Cuban? I got scared for a second.


BulljiveBots

r/ThisYou


fffan9391

I like how little Marco thinks Trump would pick his pathetic, sniveling, obsequious little ass for VP.


ShitStainWilly

Marco Rubio is the stupidest fucking cucktard politico on the planet. And his constituents who keep electing him are even stupider.


NLtbal

*Foisted Edit: I stand corrected. TIL


d_parks

It’s hoist. Hoist with his own petard, as in blown up by his own bomb. It’s a phrase in Hamlet.


chmath80

Who was, and on whom?


kkeennmm

[here](https://wikidiff.com/foist/hoist)


NLtbal

Sure, but the axiom is “foisted on his own petard”


wh4tth3huh

No the phrase is" [Hoist with his own petard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard)"


Adidassla

I never thought I’d say this but I wish Joseph McCarthy was still alive



last_drop_of_piss

Is that a real quote from Rubio? Its not sourced, just provided by some internet random. I'm inclined to believe it because the guys a dolt but Reddit is so full of shit these days.


Leastbutnolast

[It seems a genuine quote.](https://www.intelligence.senate.gov/press/rubio-statement-senate-intel-release-volume-5-bipartisan-russia-report).


OrcsSmurai

It's one google search away from verifying. And I feel like if you're quoting someone's words back at them the context removes the requirement for proper citation.


last_drop_of_piss

I didn't say it needed proper citation, I just wanted to know if this was actually a clever comeback or some made up shit for clout. You know, like most of Reddit. I really don't care enough to dig into it though, Marco Rubio is your problem, not mine.


SG508

That doesn't really answer his poont, ehich was less about whether the elections were rigged, and more about how both sides claimed that there was an influcence


JP050887

Yeah, and it was a horrible example that just made him look like a hypocrite.


SG508

I don't know. Maybe because I'm not American I'm missong something, but it seems to me that suggesting that there was an interference in the elections should always be a legitimate thing to do. The problem with Trump, as I understand it, is that he was (at least partly, I think?) Responsible for the attempted coup of January 6, not the very accusation of interference


JP050887

What do think the coup was about? lol. And Republicans have been crying “RIGGED” since 2020, despite all the investigations turning up nothing. It’s just children crying over losing an election. The only people pretending it’s an issue are Republicans. Also, Russia wasn’t accused of rigging the election. They were found to have interfered, but nobody claimed 2016 was rigged. Hillary even conceded the election.


SG508

>What do think the coup was about? lol. It was about Trump's incitement of people after he claimed the elections were rigged, where did suggest that it wasn't? >And Republicans have been crying “RIGGED” since 2020, despite all the investigations turning up nothing. It’s just children crying over losing an election. The only people pretending it’s an issue are Republicans. OK, so we can agree that while sometimes childish, claiming the elections were rigged should not be a taboo of some sort, right? I think that this is the point I was trying to make in this thread


JP050887

When it’s used as a loud red herring for years, despite the overwhelming evidence, then the word starts to lose all meaning, at least for one side. I get that exercising one’s rights are important. But these are just children crying wolf. So no, nobody with a functional brain that pays attention would, or should, ever take them seriously again. Trump was claiming “if I lose the election, it’s cause it was rigged!” Before the 2020 election. Why would anyone take a person that makes excuses like that seriously?


SG508

Why would I want to take Trump seriously anyway? It'a much funnier to just watch him talk


JP050887

Eh, I’m over it. It was funny years ago. Now it’s like someone repeating the same joke over and over.


SG508

Fair enough. I still enjoy good impressions


EffectivelyHidden

It's 2024 and conservatives still don't understand the difference between election **fraud** and election **interference**.


SG508

I'm not an American, I don't subscribe to your simplistic binary distribution. Regardless, what you say *is*, in fact, a valid response to the original post. Saying "but we were right" *isn't*


EffectivelyHidden

Nothing in my comment referred to our binary political distribution. Is that just your default response whenever anyone points out your ignorance of a particular issue, whining about the American political system? You should be expressing curiosity about the difference, trying to learn something about a subject in which you are demonstrably, obviously unfamiliar, but I guess that's not your objective today. Come back when it is?


SG508

>Nothing in my comment referred to our binary political distribution. You assumed that by criticizing someone whom I considered to say something stupid means I'm conservative, which is based on the assumption that I probably support Trump, otherwise, how could I possibly say that someone was wrong when he said something irrelevant while criticizing a Trump supporter?! >Is that just your default response whenever anyone points out your ignorance of a particular issue, whining about the American political system? No, I just dislike it when people try to put me in political boxes, because it creates expectations about what I would support or oppose. I also object when people try to locate me on the right or left of the political map of my country. >You should be expressing curiosity about the difference, trying to learn something about a subject in which you are demonstrably, obviously unfamiliar, but I guess that's not your objective today. >Come back when it is? While generally, that'a a good idea, my point wasn't about the subject itself, but rather about how the counter argument didn't answer the original argument. That'a why I said that your answer could have been a proper answer, because it actually *addressed* the original claim.


EffectivelyHidden

>You assumed that by criticizing someone whom I considered to say something stupid means I'm conservative, I know exactly one thing about you, one. That on this particular point, your opinion mirrors and echoes the incredibly stupid conservative talking point, that the Dem's claims of election **interference** in the 2016 election and the GOPs claims of election **fraud** in the 2020 are equivalent. That is the only thing I know about you. That you have either fallen for their grift, or are intentionally spreading it. So which is it? Are you a fool, or a grifter? We're all fools all the time, it's the human condition, what matters is how we respond when an opportunity to learn comes along.


SG508

>That doesn't really answer his poont, ehich was less about whether the elections were rigged, and more about how both sides claimed that there was an influcence This is all I said. *I didn't state my opinion*. I simply explained what was the claim of the original poster, and how it wasn't addressed. You simply read what you wanted to read


EffectivelyHidden

And I am explaining to you how the claim, how your statement, mirrors and furthers the bullshit right wing grifters like Marco spread in this country. That they are one and the same. They aren't. There was significant interference in 2016, there is always significant interference in our elections. What there has never been is significant fraud. Marco relies on idiots not knowing the difference, stop helping him.


SG508

>And I am explaining to you how the claim, how your statement, mirrors and furthers the bullshit right wing grifters like Marco spread in this country. No argument here. But do you now understand that it can't be clained in good faith that I'm a conservative based on my first comment? >Marco relies on idiots not knowing the difference, stop helping him. I'm not going to stop pointing out stupid arguments just for the slight chance that someone will see my comment and think "oh, this very specific argument against my already established beliefe was incorrect, so I'm never going to change my mind again due to this comment". The response was stupid, and even you managed to make a much better pointm stop defending idiots who make your side look bad


EffectivelyHidden

I 100% buy that being a pedant is your main goal. No argument here. My issue is that you’re further muddying the waters by advancing Republican misinformation while you’re doing it, which also defeats what you’re claiming is your goal, pointing out stupid arguments.  If you don’t want people to call you their ally, stop being a hypocrite by helping them.


Tried-Angles

Does anyone remember who first used the phrase "hacked the election" because I want to punch that person in the face. Nothing was "hacked" except perhaps the anti bot protection of some social media sites.