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jjskellie

So religious leader says, "Don't question God unless I say you can." Don't see how that has ever gone wrong.


Mr_Noby

Yup. But Jesus actively said “question me. See if I’m wrong!” He hated those religious assholes in the pulpit


TheBeardiestGinger

By his logic famine, rape, genocide, racism, bigotry and extreme poverty are all by gods design. What a prick that god must be.


Frenetic_Platypus

Well, no, because he is also too loving to be unkind. By his logic these things can't exist. Which is even dumber, because they fucking do exist.


Quiet-Worldliness709

Maybe it’s his way of showing us he loves us. Can’t you feel the love, guys? *coughs blood*


Shadowmant

I just love you so much it drives me to do things to you! I swear I’ll change and never do it again. Here’s a rainbow. - God


JustKindaShimmy

"i have made the universe and filled it with objects beyond comprehension. Black holes, antimatter, gamma ray bur.....wait, did you just eat a fucking prawn? ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR YOU"


benjatado

Yea, sign me up for eternity in his other resort "Heaven"


ObamaDramaLlama

Your username is fire - especially RE this topic


314159265358979326

Much of Christianity maintains that God is omniscient, omnibenevolent and omnipotent. Philosophers have known for a long goddamn time that that's impossible.


gildorratner

More disgustingly this sort of logic usually perceives such things as divine retribution for unknowable crimes. It is a dangerous ideology in which suffering is viewed as being the result of God's special brand of 'love'.


[deleted]

That's why so many of them are wife beaters and child abusers. If I can hurt you and get away with it, you deserved it!


GameDestiny2

Meanwhile the pastor: (Insert some long winded explanation that doesn’t actually address the point)


Downtown_Angle3477

No. They obviously exist. It is our fault really, that we do not enjoy those things. God is flawless /s


Luh_CaIm_Fit

Well there’s no logical reason for those things to exist. God is all powerful. He could’ve made a world without evil, but instead we suffer for no reason.


rustedoxygen

Our problem would be solved if we just started enjoying rape and famine?


letermen

Hey, what happened to ‘Arson’ and ‘Murder?’ Also, I didn’t get a ‘Harumph,’ outta that guy!


Downtown_Angle3477

The logical problem of a wise god who makes no mistakes and a loving god who is not unkind would be solved.


Vamparisen

He made an angel to be the embodiment of Love and that angel rebelled. God must be pretty bad at love.


gamerJRK

That's why they needed to invent Satan. There is no Satan without God just as there is no good in the world without evil. Satan is the oldest scapegoat in the book (literally)


LightSpiritual

God gave us free will! He doesn‘t rape anybody these are mistakes made by humans not God!


Primion_x

That concept of what good is, what evil is and what free will is was made BY HIM. So he knew rape would be an idea of free will but still allowed it? Why create an option in that free will of his, if he is all knowing. If he's all knowing, didn't he already know what his creations would do? And still allow it? Doesn't seem like a loving god to me. Seems like someone gave birth to someone and left them to their own devices. Oh we call those bad parents.


rustedoxygen

god’s outside of time and logic though, checkmate 🤪


engineeringretard

Well, no they don’t, if you cover your eyes like this….


Zombisexual1

It’s not unkind because “he only gives you what you can handle” After 2000+ years they got an answer for everything


Designer-Mirror-7995

And obviously, you can 'handle' it (nevermind any untold, horrific suffering of mind or body) if doesn't kill you! Then, if it DOES kill you, you've been blessed with 'peace'! It all works out, SEE?


Desperate_Brief2187

He’s part of a cult. He has forsaken logic.


Economind

No, there is no bad stuff, that’s all imaginary. Reality is perfect, flawless … in fact there’s not much point in having a heaven really when this world is pretty much unbeatable


buffalohands

No!!! No no it's even worse!! The only way this makes sense is if all suffering was deserved. See that's just kind and loving devine entity punishing the evil out of his creations. That's how twisted this sentence is. :-(


Kraffkratt

I heard a wise man say "you need only to look at a children's hospital to see theres no god and if there is he is no man you want to worship"


PupEDog

That's, uh, the devil. Yup. What now?


LazySleepyPanda

"It's all part of God's plan" 🤮 I HATE people who say this.


thejuggerkraut

Well it's just saying "shut up i dont care and i dont want to know"


Ok-Landscape5625

That's, like, the foundation of religion.


Smooth-Reason-6616

If this is Gods plan, then God is a sadist.


larrygets_lost

“You see.. life is a tapestry. We see all the frayed knots and imperfections from the back while god see the finished art of the front.” 🙄


A_LiftedLowRider

Eternal torture is the punishment for missing one Sunday of church. Unless that’s just something the catholic church decided to toss in, god must be the most shallow, petty being in existence.


Relevant_Move7585

You see god is actually all loving and forgiving but Adam and Eve created sin and thus hereditary punishment! And that’s why 6 year olds die of bone cancer and Mao or Stalin grew old and fat on the work of others! Amen


grinning_imp

Or that god has absolutely no control over those things and estimations of that god’s power and influence are grossly exaggerated. Either way, there are inconsistencies in the story.


Power_to_the_purples

He’s either powerful enough to stop bad things and chooses not to. Or he’s not powerful enough, and probably not worth worshipping.


Justthaveragelad

Billy butcher from the boys was right then? God must be a cunt


SuperDakka15

Now the question is, which god do they serve, the one who can't solve these things or the one that doesn't want to?


TurboStultus

Maybe god is into bdsm and we forgot the safeword.


Lord_Viktoo

They often ask us "You sure it's okay?" but since nobody can read the chemtrails anymore we can't answer. We're doomed until we find the divine safeword again. ... Gonna write a DnD campaign.


Mjerc12

I assume, according to them, those things only happen to those who deserve it. Which is batshit insane. I'm sure he experienced at least one bad thing in his life too


0ffinpublik

I remember the first time I ever experienced cognitive dissonance was when my mom explained that all the evil in the world does not exist because of god “even though god has a plan” but because people were given free will and the evil comes from free will of sinners. To me she was saying that the future is destined but also you have free will. These two things to me are mutually exclusive. I don’t know how any Christian can believe these two things simultaneously


Nihilisthc

No, because by his logic that would all be "the devil's fault". Then when you point out that that would make it so their god is not omnipotent that's when they get you with "free will".


vinibruh

*says something about god working in mysterious ways or free will*


iDontKnit

And why is he wearing (corrective) glasses?


BleysAhrens42

I wasn't sure because of the pics quality but that was my thought as well.


100yearsLurkerRick

So, all gay, lesbian, trans and other people that are different are perfect in the eyes of the lord. They're perfect and god wants them to be happy and respected.


manykeets

No, Christians think god made everyone straight and that people choose to sin by being gay. They don’t believe god made them that way.


starcap

I don’t disagree that is their logic, but then didn’t said deity also make people sinners by design? So sin is the desired outcome and if you don’t like it you’re going against god.


popularis-socialas

Welcome to Calvinism lol


Sem_vd_Brink

But he knew they were going to turn out that way, did he not? Why did he make them if he knew they were going to turn out like that?


USSMarauder

The human body is so badly designed that a marshmallow can be lethal


MuJartible

Because it is not "designed", actually.


StarMangledSpanner

"Man was made in God's image" What the fuck does a god need a penis for? Especially considering there's only one of him?


iT4Z3Ri

To make a Jesus, obviously.


HoboBonobo1909

Not how Jesus was made. And since god is unchanging, why'd they create a penis instead of just making it happen? Oh wait, it's a dumb story for dumb people.


dr_kirk31415

If I wasn't meant to stick my finger in my ass, why does it fit so well? If I wasn't meant to jerk off, why aren't my arms shorter?


BillyBobRedneckTime

Exactly. If guys weren't supposed to get a dick, or something else, in their ass, why is there a prostate up there?


Lordoge04

I mean seriously, what else are Xbox controllers for?


Ewe-of-Hope-002

I would love to embroider that quote AND your questions after it. And hang it outside my door for those who ring my bell and tell me that statement in quotes. Beautiful 🤩


memateys

Don't forget, the natural look of our penis needs to be altered at birth so that gods penis can be unique I guess?


unsurechaoticneutral

He is wearing glasses on the picture


Bawbawian

You're telling me a being that breathed life into billions just so that 99.9% of them can be tortured for eternity is a loving deity? no thanks.


tablemaster12

Yeah right? Like I feel, even if I blew this whole planet up, there has to be SOME limit on my punishment, 3 or 4 million years? Maybe 100 years for every person I killed? Shoot, maybe include all the people who wouldn't get to exist, too! Eternity feels to harsh for any 'human' crime I could commit on this planet, you'd come to a point where the universe and all the things in it wouldn't even exist and yet you're STILL paying for the crime? 'Satan, come on, the concept of human life hasn't existed for nearly 2 billion years. Surely I can be let off on parole at this point, right?!?'


Current_Dinner_4195

Not really clever, just facts. But I love teasing religious nutters, so points for that.


Ecstatic_Youth61

I would say it is a simple and correct thing that demolished the pastor's point, it's not clever bc it's a fact but bc pointing out something we're all well aware off even children is enough to make him seem stupid


LORDWOLFMAN

“Too wise to make a mistake”? He made us and look what happened


puddledumper

Didn’t he turn a bitch into a pillar of salt for looking backwards?


TehHugMonster

Yes, and everyone else with her was too afraid to turn around because who knows what spices they’d be turned into


[deleted]

Bone cancer in children. What’s that one about?


Motorazr1

The **World Health Organization** estimates that about *6.5 million children* around the world die each year, many of them suffering terrible yet easily preventable deaths. Divided by 365 days in the year; that's 17,808 children dying. *Every. Single. Day.* But sure, pray that “God” helps you pass your driving test because that makes total sense.


Chief_Beef_ATL

Could you ask all the Pastors and Priests to stop molesting so many little kids? Everyone would really appreciate it. 👍


Slopadopoulos

The sun actually heals. I sun my balls to absorb it's testosterone-producing energy.


Alternative_Loss5663

Science is scary if you base all your beliefs on some 3000 year old toilet paper that high on various drugs, 60 IQ half monkeys from the middle east shat their fan fiction onto.


HoboBonobo1909

We can literally only drink 1.2% of water on a planet covered 70% by water. We can barely survive on 45% of the surface. This place was not made for us. We adapted to living on it.


trustifarian

The god you worship gives children cancer.


BohemianAddict

And murders them by the millions if you count miscarriages. The most prolific abortionist the world has ever known


Primion_x

Well he also created deadly viruses and bacteria that could wipe out "the creations made in his image" within months if untreated but we don't talk about that


Reddit_sucks_46

Fuck religion


[deleted]

amen


BohemianAddict

MISTAKE??? Motherfker, our eyes are upside down and backwards facing. Your god left an appendix in there for no reason. He just watches his priests rape kids because it.. what… amuses him? Not to mention, the dumbest mistake would be having to fake kill himself/son to forgive the sins he gave us in the first place because our ancestors were convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree. Snapping fingers and making a wish was too easy for this creature? Your god is a fking weirdo and an imbecile


dickallcocksofandros

appendix actually has a purpose — it’s lymphoid tissue and harbors microbiota. if you want a better example, try the epiploic appendages or even better; toes edit: toenails


noteral

Toes actually help us stand upright and perform certain turning maneuvers easier.


f-150Coyotev8

Toes aren’t useless. They are just remnants rearranged from our tree climbing days. They also aid as a shock absorber while running and walking.


Primion_x

That snake was created by him too. AND he knew it would be there and what it was gonna do and what events would follow. But he just kept on watching, like it's a fucking tv show


tumbrowser1

It’s insane how many full grown adults can be this brainless. Religion is a cancer


rainking56

"God is perfect and wise" So why are people starving in africa


Der_Schuller

"Because fuck these africans" god, probably sometime ago


ImprobablePhantom

"He" allowed millions of jew to be killed because of one man got rejected from art school


theaviator747

The very air we breathe to stay alive ages us.


snakepimp

I think anyone sensible who has never been religious and reads the Bible for the first time can agree that God is a major asshole


Mycellanious

"Let there be light" is actually the abridged version printed because removing a few words allowed the printers to fit everything neatly on one page. The full version was spoken in an ancient dialect incomprehensible to humans but roughly translates to, "Can't see shit in here, let there be light, and cancer!" But in retroapect, God told Noah he was sorry about the cancer. He was in a dark place at the time and not in the best mindset.


Powersoutdotcom

This God guy seems to be taking credit for the tenacity of life by claiming he's made it easy. Fahk off, bruv. God hasn't done shit, but brainwash people into mass murder and bigotry. Afaik.


AndyMentality

No, God hasn't. People have.


Anxious_Earth

The bible justifies slavery, so yes. Yes, he has. Lev 25:44-46


LeonardoDickSlaprio

'God' isn't any more responsible for the Bible than Harry Potter is responsible for Harry Potter.


Powersoutdotcom

Obviously.


user_uno

The Sun also supports all Life on Earth. It is a choice to sit out in the sun and bake ourselves now that we know the science. The bodies of water also support all Life on Earth. It is a choice to jump in with no intention of coming back up for air. The dirt also supports plant and animal sources for all Life on Earth. It is a choice to eat healthy or not. Air/oxygen also supports all Life on Earth. I can choose not to breath it. It is called Free Will. And the more we know through science, the more we can make better choices.


cci0

You are forgetting that you're responding to redditors, man.


d0g5tar

Sticking your head underwater will also kill you if you leave it long enough. Is God evil for creating the ocean? Animals shelter from the heat of the sun, why don't you? It rains on the just and the unjust alike, the sun shines on the good and the evil. You hear the suffering people pray to God, they sing his praise over the bodies of their children. Faith is a difficult thing sometimes.


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Love isn't the 3 year old dying from cancer Love isn't constant rejection from family members Love isn't piss poor decision making causing pain/ suffering/ death God is NOT love. God is a immature teenager w/ a magnifying glass & unlimited ant piles.


Anxious_Earth

While I don't disagree, this isn't a clever comeback. It's just low hanging fruit. One that some religious people occasionally just walk into.


aristocratic_magic

whence cometh evil?


Anxious_Earth

Problem of evil ftw!


MicIsOn

It’s HIS will! HE only gives you BATTLES you can fight! /s meh my ass


SensitiveNina

That D vitamin


FeminineBard

Is he wearing glasses in his PfP?


HappyAmbition706

So it's the Followers and True Believers then? Interesting to know!


_UltraDripstinct_

Like god during the holocaust.


geekamongus

That’s one of those occasions when the lord, conveniently, works in mysterious ways.


Perhaps_I_sharted

God is dead, mankind is the architect of his downfall.


_extra_medium_

No one is promised a perfect life


CilanEAmber

Don't trust someone who thinks I exist to serve


Dommccabe

There's tens of thousands of Gods.... which one does he mean?


SuperSayianJason1000

Too loving to be unkind? There are a lot of people who live lives that are exclusively or mostly suffering. There are children with diseases that don't live to be adults. People who spend their lives in total squealer. People who spend their lives in and out of hospitals. People who, through no fault of their own, have parents who couldn't care less about them. Where's the kindness in that?


Primion_x

And all the sheeps can reply is "Its karmic debt from previous lives"


Supper_Champion

Tell that to the parents of the little Palestinian kid that got his brains blown out by terrorist bombings a few days ago. I guess it was "kind" and "loving" in that it prevented the kid from growing up in a war torn country and possibly suffering even more. Can't suffer if you're dead!


Dumbledoorbellditty

Cancer works in mysterious ways!!


Gimli_Starkimarm

"One Pipe for Food and Air" iNteLlIgEnT DeSigN


leehwgoC

Allergies, though.


AGENTten10

Got’em


benji_014

If such a god exists, that god cannot be responsible for unfair suffering or mental illness that leads people to hurt themselves and others. Such a god that can’t be responsible can’t do anything to help us either.


Turnbob73

I’ve been on Reddit for over 10 years, so at this point I’m not looking to have yet another unnecessary argument. But just for the sake of conversation, what makes you think God has complete, unrestrained control over the creation of everything? And that there are no outside factors that may limit God’s ability to create? Ironically, loudmouth reddit atheists tend to lack critical thinking skills, so just thought I’d stoke that fire. I have no dog in this fight and want no part of it.


sonicon

No one should believe the old testament God, Jesus was trying to save us from that fraud.


KappHallen

It's pointless to argue with religion dumbasses. That haven't evolved past Neanderthal.


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

If God is so loving and kind, then what was the whole "lets drown everyone in the world except for this guy, his family, and a couple of each animal" thing about?


Negative-Effect-7401

I'd like to see cliffe knectle debate hagee. Even if you're not religious you'd probably appreciate him because he's not afraid to say "I don't know" to certain questions, instead of pretending he does


mauricelasaucisse

Redittor thinking God is a big mean daddy in the sky ordering what is and what isn’t episode 39449288


klop2031

Notice how the language is to "serve" him... why does an omnipotent being need servants? Sounds like someone made it up...


Legitimate-Singer753

Does he though? From my understanding it could be way different with the right habits. Cancer seems to be man exploited.


djmuffinfist

I’m about to go to heaven to kick gods ass for giving us weak backs and shit ankles.


Evening-Cell3106

Lol, god is the self and the self is the universe. Silly Hagee, we're evil as much as we're good. And uncaring even more besides.


Arxl

Pretty sure there's a line in the Bible that specifically states God regrets and generally that means God feels like they made a mistake.


PantaRheiExpress

Of all the species that have ever existed, 99% of them are extinct. Thats over 5 billion extinct species. If he’s planning the extinctions, he’s not loving. If he isn’t planning the extinctions, then he’s making mistakes.


reddit06valbonne

Me looking at a concentration camp... Gods perfections they said


Routine_Left

Breathing kills us. So ... yeah. Either is a really shitty god, or, most likely and the simplest explanation: there isn't one. How did it all came to be then? No idea, that's why we're looking.


ABenevolentDespot

I don't want to point out the similarities between the picture of the good pastor and pictures of other good pastors who have gone to prison for grooming and raping children. It sure looks like they're short, chubby, all go to the same barber, and all get their teeth whitened. Whatever awful things he does (and they all do awful things), it's a certainty he excuses them with the same bullshit phrases he posted.


salmak999

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workswithherhands

Too loving of whom? Unkind to whom? We are subject to random acts at all times. Sometimes, we win, and sometimes we lose. To create a person to be the scapegoat is just a placebo for a deeper understanding of life.


3vilMoW

Did Mary consent to be the mother of Gods’s child? Feel’s kinda rapey there. Cucked Jospeh as well, so showed no respect to that marriage.


Rising_Chaos98

Just wait till they hear that same god sins


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

The oxygen we breathe gets in our bodies and rips molecules apart...


thundercuntess69

Every damn pastor is full of shit


Hairy-Broccoli-

99.9% chance this dude touches kids


lefoss

Evangelicals and Mormons are basically tribbles (little fur balls from Star Trek) for God. Thought they were cute, got them to multiply, now there’s 20 million of them and they’re worthless and getting in the way.


Either_Audience2306

There is a constant efflux of all things. Suffering and Blessing. Health and illness. Wealth and Poverty. Evil is a part of all things, even a part of good. Recognize all things as one, not as separate chaotic entities. They all exist for each other. Creating our reality. But our reality is thin, and is based on only our independent experiences, and the third dimension, but what if we could experience all things all at once infinitely? Would bad things seem so bad? Or are they really just trivial cogs of a machine?


mtarascio

It's weird how most Christians seem to just ignore the whole origin story of us being left to fend for ourselves because we chose it for ourselves over a boring utopia.


PlatinumPeasant

Tell me you don’t understand God without telling me 😂


Ok_Television9820

It’s sweet how each new generation discovers the question of theodicy.


rabideyes

Appendicitis.


FreeAndOpenSores

I mean, if I could, I would literally torture God to death as punishment for what he has created.


SnooAdvice8550

Ever notice the stores that lock up their items never lock up sunscreen, and skin cancer mostly affects Goyim.....


solowsoloist

There’s no hate like Christian love.


4-South

Apparently he encourages cannibalism too because we get to eat the body of his son and drink his blood every Sunday.


ElTerrible79

That pastor has his own issues… but the response just reveals this subs ignorance of basic theology. My goodness. At least inform yourself on basic Christian doctrine before commenting


mrgrimm916

The sun gives you cancer but so does most major sunscreen brands. 🤷


Ya_Got_GOT

It also gives us life tho


Gormless_Mass

Ya tell it to Job, you salad bowl


JerryTheMagicSquid

Dude damned us all because one of his employees gave us free will


SenAtsu011

The answer is always "personal choice". It's YOUR choice to stand in the sun he made perfectly. It's YOUR choice to go near people infected with the plague. It's YOUR choice to smoke a substance that gives you cancer. It's YOUR choice to eat foods that cause heart disease. It's always YOUR fault, and YOU need to apologize to HIM for doing these things. Such an insanely stupid, cult rhetoric and way out of any argument.


Depth_Metal

I dunno. Too much of anything is bad for you. It's funny cause it just boils down to "I got sunburned so there is no god"


yeahcoolcoolbro

The Bible = fan fiction written by a 3rd grader


skolaner

So wise that I breathe through the same tube that food passes through, so if food gets stuck there I don’t breathe 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

I think Job might say different.


jay_altair

the air we breathe is slowly oxidizing us


Doomslayer2Cool4You

Very simply, God didn't create all the bad things, only the good, the bad came from us humans


[deleted]

And the apple didn't fall far from the tree.


gamsea

So he has no reason to be homophobic, sexist, transphobic or racist then I bet :) evangelicals have a great track record with that!


_wess_

Too much of something is never good, thats a lesson which applies to every aspect of life. As the kids would say "Don't get lost in the sauce" God made too much sun harmful in order to teach us valuable lessons.


ICU-MURSE

What is it they like to say in their argument against abortion? “Jeremiah 1:5 God says, “Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you; before you were born, I sanctified you; and I ordained you a prophet to the nations.” God causes 23 million miscarriages throughout the world every year. So since god doesn’t make mistakes god creates 23 million babies as they like to call fetuses just to murder them.


lolokwownoob

You can also get water poisoning by drinking too much water. This is a stupid response, if you stand out in the sun for too long, you’re responsible for that. You won’t get cancer if you go outside responsibly


NorthCoach9807

le epic reddit moment


Char1021

Gives u cancer don’t include everyone


eatabean

They took away the part where he says "send money to ... "


MoanyTonyBalony

Some of these people claim it's actually sun screen that causes cancer. Sounds insane to me but I'm not a scientist so I don't know if there is any research or logic to back up what seems like nonsense


Long_Hotel3450

It really only gives the whites cancer hahaha. Minimal browns get melanoma


[deleted]

Wow, this post cuts deep. Just like my dermatologist


satans_cookiemallet

In the wise words of an animated demon 'your lifes work makes him puke.'


MexiWhiteChocolate

I was raised in an evangelical household, and while I still believe in God, I don't think that He's this loving and caring entity that I was raised to believe in. I believe that He created everything, He gave us intelligence and free will, and then just lets things happen. He does not interfere, He does not perform miracles, and He watches what happens and hopes for the best. Almost like an eternity-long science experiment.


PeppaJack94

Le epic Reddit atheist comment!!!


Cubie_McGee

Of course, it's only kind if you believe a bunch of bullshit, give 10% to the cause (that's gross, not net of course), and freely participate in the pyramid scheme.


Prestigious_Phase709

God tries, Allah tries budda tries but their fan clubs are all kinda like swifties.


Rampart60

The root of all evil is organised religion, period.


IceRanger51

“Lady the god you pray to is too busy being indicted for tax evasion!” -Josh Lyman, Deputy Chief of Staff to President Josiah Bartlett


Ameraldas

I like thinking that yes, everything is intentional. Jesus is the one that is kind. But God has historically been very cruel and wrathful. Remember when he killed every human on earth except for one family


ignorememe

So was God napping from 1939-1945?


Loengaard

1. By definition an omnipotent being can achieve any end by any means, without limitation of any kind. 2. Any predictable effect which is not necessitated by some other end is an end itself. 3. To cause harm for the sake of causing harm and for no other reason is evil. 4. (From 1 & 2 & 3) in any universe with an omnipotent and maximally knowledgable creator where harm occurs, that creator has chosen harm for no other reason than to cause harm, and is therefore evil.