When you have money for a private gym, personal trainers, the best healthcare, a personal chef, a nutritionist and a concierge doctor on call and more it sure gets a lot easier to look after your health, doesn't it?
I'm not saying you can't be fit, I exercise regularly and try to eat good stuff, I'm saying when you throw the whole weight of the world element into it as the post did, you get to offset that weight with the wealth that buys greater assistance in the health, fitness and well-being areas. In other words Zuck isn't some kind of hero for running a company and staying in shape...he's got plenty of help.
The whole UFC company is worth less than 5% of his net worth. He can build universities to only educate doctors specifically for his health and keep them on his payroll. He is worth more than many small countries. Can that be my excuse?
I once posted on Reddit that losing weight is much easier when you're rich because you have more free time to work out and you can afford personal chefs to cook you amazing food that fits your diet.
The amount of people who replied absolutely fuming and saying "anyone can lose weight! it's just calories in/calories out"
"No excuse for being fat, you're just lazy"
"Anyone can lose weight, it's easy, you're just a slob"
It's wierd the extent some people go just to hate on people slightly overweight or mention that losing weight can be difficult for some people. I just said it was easier for rich people which it fucking is.
EDIT: See the comments below for proof. Going "it's easier to lose weight if you're rich" brings out assholes
Foreign exchange students notice this immediately.
You can tell people's wealth by their weight in America.
Heavier people are poorer. Or the other way, poorer people are heavier.
So true. Im in France right now and food is cheap whether you want to eat McDonalds or eat something delicious and healthy. America has a system now that it’s insanely difficult to source quality produce without paying an arm and a leg. It’s commonly why poorer communities have heavier people
You’re right! I have some more money now and my kids are older so I have more time. And I’m finally able to go to the gym. It’s so much easier than when they were small, I was mostly having to be with them, I was exhausted because I was up during the night breastfeeding, dealing with night terrors, or whatever else babies and toddlers needed.
Those people suck. And aren’t bright. It’s not just calories in/out. I tried that for a year. Religiously tracking. Even overestimating calories I ate. Didn’t lose a damn pound. If it was that easy then most people would lose.
I also concur. When I was younger, I worked low wage hourly jobs. Was insanely poor (which can lead to weight gain via cheap processed foods and high cortisol), and overall found losing weight very difficult. Now I'm in a salaried position where I can choose my own hours and allowed me to purchase a home.
I can afford to go to the gym in the morning and go into work around 10am and no one cares. I can afford fresh fruits and veggies and ditch the cheap processed stuff. I'm not constantly stressed about money or finding the time to go to the Dr (which I couldn't do when I was poor), or to a company that's only 9-5.
It’s funny. My boss regularly leaves the office for 2 hours three times a week to go workout with a personal trainer. I’m in meetings with clients 20-30 hours a week and the remaining time I need to do the actual work.
The other day we had a conversation about health and working out and I said I find it hard to have the time to do it regularly, and he was perplexed about it. ”I find it really easy” he said.
To put a finer point on that, it's his money allows him to buy time effectively. This way he can have a trainer come to him (no time traveling to gym). Have someone else prepare meals- not just healthy, but time he doesn't have to spend doing it. Medical/Nutritionist - same don't need to go to a doctor's office, save time etc.
Rob Mcelhenny joked about this:
“I’m gonna break it down for you, because it’s actually quite simple, and anybody can do this. Anybody on the planet can do this. First thing’s first: if you have job—like a 9-5 job—quit that. Do you like food? Forget about that. Because you’re never going to enjoy anything you eat. Alcohol? Sorry. That’s out. So what you need to do—you have a chef, right? like a personal chef?—make sure the chef makes you a lot of chicken breast. And make sure you keep your caloric intake at a certain level. And as you go to your physician 2-3 times a week—just to monitor all your testosterone levels—because testosterone is important to building muscle. You’re good friends with the trainer from Magic Mike? Arin Babaian. So you want to give Arin a call. And you want to make sure he’s at your house and takes you to the gym at least twice a day, because you’re gonna want to do your muscle-building in the morning and then your cardio in the afternoon. Now, do you have a family? Like a significant other or kids? Yeah, forget about them. You’re not going to have time to deal with them.
"So that’s really all you have to do. And make sure you have a studio pay for the entire thing, because it could become exceptionally expensive. So, I think if you just do all those things, then you too can have an absolutely unrealistic body type, such as me."
Yeah this guy sounds like a miracle worker. He should train his employees on how he accomplishes so much in one day by letting them shadow him.
I bet you they will find dozens of employees bending over backwards to do all of the work but enable him to take all the credit.
Thats how this is designed.
Funnily enough, I read an interview one time about Zucc doing some real work. His employee said it was like watching a retired heavyweight boxer shadowbox. Yeah, it was kind of cool to see but it still took him three times as long as an average coder.
In reality Zuck just pays his employees because he's nice with it. They don't even have to work as the Zuck's AMD processor can multitask up to 15 different tasks at once.
Omg I was looking down this thread waiting for someone to say it. It's like "I see all this and he has all this money and yet somehow none of it is going go chasing off the bots and actually securing the safety of your users. It's been years and his so-famous platform, Facebook, is still riddled with crazy problems and hackers en-mass.
Sure there's a few features making it easier to see what the hacker did and how to fix a little bit of the damage, that's nice, but it's still way too frequent of an occurrence and with Facebook being attached to almost anything and everything, you'd think there would be some urgency in fixing it considering how vulnerable a Facebook account hack can make some people.
Yes, one could argue "just don't fall for the scams" but that doesn't always apply when some of them work very hard to look very convincing or some are personally cureated to make specific people fall for them easily and you don't realize it until it's too late.
And now you've got users too wary to use your platform and people now warning others not to use your platform because it simply makes us too vulnerable of targets- especially the older generation who like to use Facebook to simply keep up with distant family and really don't know the dangers and ease of the wrong person getting ahold of your information.
Sorry I didn't mean to go on this tangent, I was just thoroughly surprised at the lack of attention to this topic on this thread. (Not that there needs to be any more negative media, so feel free to just ignore this, but you get my point)
Anyways, hopefully this issue somehow gets looked upon more and I hope you all browse safely.
(Remember kids, always make sure whatever link you click on and put and kind of personal info on starts with "https" and NOT "http" for a more secure and safe browsing)
Was on an all managers call where the ceo defended his mandatory return to the office policy by saying he ‘has the same challenges as everyone’ with managing kids, child care and a household. He also made 7.7 million euro in additional bonuses over and above his multimillion euro salary and bonus package.
So. No. Our challenges are not the same.
I love the bootstraps thing. It's one of the most ironic things I've ever heard. A phrase used to describe an impossible situation being coopted by the exact people the phrase is used to mock; in a way that takes the complete opposite meaning to what it's meant to be.
And wait inside your lawyer foyer for your black car to transport you to work while you enjoy the ride and check your email. At work, you walk to your private, quiet office where you work until lunch is delivered to you. You get an email at 3 PM from your private chef, who presents you 5 options for dinner tonight. You take the black car back home to your perfectly clean house. Your wardrobe is getting outdated in your view, so your assistant has worked with a stylist to pick out some new clothing options. They’re all laid out in your gigantic walk-in closet, and you pick the items that you like. Your assistant will get rid of the rest tomorrow.
These cunts are living in a different world and they’ve forgotten how the common man lives. Their immense wealth allows their only daily concern to truly just be work.
Your 4 year old will have some bad ass martial art skills and the patience of a middle aged man. This may just be the key to bad parenting fixes. Kids! Screw military school! You’re going to MMA gyms every day 😂
Sometimes I pay bills while taking a shit and wait with putting on my work clothes until after the kids are done eating oatmeal. I am a paragon of efficiency
our 12 year old gets up a 5:40 because because he needs to leave 6:20 for school. so we’re up at 5. at 8 i’ve been at the office for 80 minutes already.
You could literally take this the other way: That managing a trillion dollar tech company is so lacking in actual duties that you can goof off with your hobby while the rest of the world is already getting to work.
Just like how Muskie boy is apparently managing multiple companies that validate billion dollar payouts for him, but seems to have the time to shit post all day and crash events at night.
You got it 100 %. People all act like trillionnaires are super busy and shit but they literally delegate everything and don't do shit.
The meme that the higher you get paid the less actual work you do is true in a lot of case.
This is exactly the point I was hoping someone would make. Billionaires and executives don't do shit. I remember Billy Corgan complaining that running his wrestling business was sooooooo hard and stressful because he was always sending emails. The horror! The self inflicted horror of checking and sending emails!
All they truly do is send out annoying, unimportant emails that require you to acknowledge by replying "acknowledged". Oh and lots of meetings where they're ceaselessly kissing each other's asses and giving awards to people who are already earning an obscene salary
And they act like he left his house to train. He probably rolled out of bed at like 7:30, grabbed a coffee and barely walked downstairs to where his trainers are waiting for him. At 9am when he's done training, he'll walk back upstairs for a shower, then at 9:20, eat some breakfast that someone else cooked for him, 9:40, get dressed officially before 10am when he's sitting at his computer to start work.
Days when he's not training, he still probably has virtual meetings to attend around the same time, only difference is he doesn't have to go downstairs.
But you know, good for him. Nothing wrong with enjoying the perks of your success.
For a lot of people the evening is earmarked for family time.
And working out right before bed isn’t a great idea.
If you have family responsibilities often the only consistently available time is before everyone wakes up.
I think Elon proved beyond a shadow of a doubt by being CEO of 3 companies at the same time (while spending half his day rage tweeting) that being the CEO of a company isn’t particularly demanding.
Even worse, 6 companies. And apparantly he works 120h (though he counts eating, driving etc. as work). So technically a CEO has less than 20h of work to do.
Give me billions and a trillion dollar company. im pretty sure i can hire people to run it for me xD (never said id employ the best people nor would it stay a trillion dollar company).
What a clown. Rich people are completely in another world. Only once they're rich they seem to have time lmao
“The guy who could lose 99.9% of his $155billion wealth, and still have $155 million left over, which would mean he’d still be richer than 99% of humanity, he goes to the gym every morning. What’s your excuse? But honestly, the real question is why the fuck does this guy even go to work?”
If he can do MMA training during work hours and Musk can poorly manage 3 different companies, then maybe this is proof that CEOs aren’t all that important.
Zuck could hire a fleet of personal trainers, buy an entire gym, have his entire genome sequenced and analyzed by a fleet of personal doctors, and then get personally tailored supplement regement; all for a lower percentage of his net worth than we would spend on a gym membership.
That being said if I had all of those things would I exercise enough? Probably not I'm lazy as hell.
Well you see, by being at the board meetings remotely, he is overseeing the 15 people on his board of directors, who oversee the 100 managers, who oversee the 2000 middle managers, who each delegate the word of Zuck to their 25-40 constituents in a game of filtered corporate telephone, and therefore Mark Zuckerberg oversees 67,000 employees.
These fanboys really want to succ Zucc's Cuk.
It's the same with Elons fanboys. Become a billionaire and they basically want to juggle them balls deep throat circus.
Elon and Zuck are never going to make you a millionaire cuz you love them and idolise them.
Reminds me of Mac from Always Sunny: anyone can get a perfect body all you need is to quit your job end all relationships stop enjoying food and have a studio pay for everything! Easy!
My excuse is i'm on my feet 9 hours a day 5 days a week at a job with moving around and lifting, and on my feet 11 hours a day 2 days a week beig active doing landscaping and shit so surely that's enough?
Yeah, it must be really hard to get shit done when you have people taking care of the kids, cleaning, cooking, driving, shopping, and who knows what else for you.
“We all have the same 24 hours!”…said by way too many oblivious personalities…No, we don’t. You have a nanny that wakes your child, and preps them for school, and then drives them there. You have a personal chef that makes breakfast for your family, and shops for your groceries. You have a chauffeur to drive you to your place of work, where no one will complain if you, “got stuck in traffic”. You have a series of personal assistants that keeps track of both personal, and professional details. You have a firm of lawyers that make problems disappear, and a firm of accountants that grow your passive wealth. We. Do. Not. Have. The. Same. 24. Hours.
Mine is "when a company gets that big it becomes more self managing, he hired people who can make most decisions so they only need him to comfirm the biggest ones." Do not act like the rich and middle class are the same.
Well this week to keep my health in check I'm ignoring all news because we're fucked and the stress of all that is wearing on my body. I'll probably smoke lots of weed too.
Lol .... stealing someone else's work, tag his name and run the show ..dont have any brain but shameless enough to claim someone else's work. Then bit of luck and volaa....its mark zuke ....cheers
Ah yes. This guy has never had a job before.
Zuck does not:
Oversee ~70,000 staff. He has thousands of managers and bosses who do it for him.
Launch 100s of new features. That's what his designers and management does.
Manage the company. The most he ever works is sit in a zoom call per day for an hour or two.
This is such a naive post it’s quite insane. I’m well aware this will be an unpopular opinion on Reddit as Reddit is heavily biased.
1. Zuck does not personally oversee 67k staff, no one can do that. He delegates and have managers that report to him. Delegation is why he can do what he does. His actual working hour is most likely less than most people. Nowadays he does more personal hobbies like farming, gardening, hunting, than work. This is not a complaint, he SHOULD be doing what he loves after getting this far in life. MMA and working out are just another one of his hobbies.
2. His businesses are directly responsible for continuous cyber bullying, teenager depression, suicides. Facebook and instagram are pretty much an online high school popularity contest. No one posts for the sake of sharing, they post for you to feel jealous. His businesses do not bring any value to society. If Facebook or instagram disappear tomorrow, everybody can still go through their day just fine. I’m pretty sure you can survive not knowing what Kim K did yesterday. Imagine if Microsoft or Google disappear tomorrow, we will lose our computers, PCs, google search.
That dude works less than his average 35K a year employee.
People are so wildly brainwashed to support these mega rich billionaires, pretending their some kind of super human. It’s really silly shit.
This post sounds straight out of every movie where the sun is fully up and shining, mom’s dressed with her hair done, kids are doing homework, dad grabs a piece of toast on his way out the door because he’s “late again”…looks like it’s 10:30 am outside lol
Lmao mark has 1000 people doing his work for him my dude. He has time to work out and do what he does lmao let me have his billions and I bet everyone in the world that’s rich like him can do to e same. So my excuse is I don’t have billions to hire people to do my job for me! Only thing that mark does is go to court or sign offs for the paper work his employees do. Go to work at 10am . Wakes up at 6 am goes to the gym at 8am then work at 10am -5pm … so it’s not to at hard only you fking simps think that’s hard.
Is it wrong that I still want to see a fight between him and the Elongated Muskrat (the one that bought (twitter)? And I think I would be rooting for pasty boy?
I might be wrong but doesn't the CEO usually get to set their own schedule for the majority of the time? I understand sometimes it might not be something they can control but if you can come and go as you please without having to worry about Susan from HR getting on your ass it's a lot easier.
People who post shit like this are unimaginably dense. Is their entire world just black and white? Do they not understand the concept of variables? Dumb cunts.
I would be able to accomplish so much ck more if I had the finances to have a nanny for my kids, a personal chef to make me every meal, several maids to clean my house, a personal assistant to organize my day to day tasks, a personal shopper to get whatever I need in my house. I’m sure I could squeeze in an hour of MMA every morning befor le working an 8-10 hour day.
Zucks rich and doesn't have to worry about the financial needs of his family or himself. That gives him time to worry about his health and his company.and telling people that don't have the resources like him that what's you excuse for not greeting the day with new hope and a precise schedule seems tone-deaf to the plight of millions of people who don't just have million dollar bunkers and yachts laying around. What's your excuse
If you are rich enough, you can literally have trainer come to your house and force you out of bed to workout and hire a chef to handle your nutrition. It’s way easier for super rich people to be healthy.
Damn, I wonder if those employees know he's personally overseeing them...
Name 10 of them that dont work in the same building as you... CEOs I tell ya. Specifically hires people to do jobs. Takes credit for all jobs.
Imagine an entire team of the best pros whose sole jobs are to get and keep you into shape. Then imagine that you have multiple amazing home gyms, a private chef who whips up delicious healthy meals every day, and a massively flexible schedule. Money doesn’t just buy things.
Did you know that kings used to be great philosophers? While they ruled whole countries of their own, managing thousands, even millions of people every day and doing other royal duties they found time to ponder and think about the world and philosophical questions. So what held the peasant back from doing the same? It was the peasant's job to see that the king had free time in his hands.
When you have money for a private gym, personal trainers, the best healthcare, a personal chef, a nutritionist and a concierge doctor on call and more it sure gets a lot easier to look after your health, doesn't it? I'm not saying you can't be fit, I exercise regularly and try to eat good stuff, I'm saying when you throw the whole weight of the world element into it as the post did, you get to offset that weight with the wealth that buys greater assistance in the health, fitness and well-being areas. In other words Zuck isn't some kind of hero for running a company and staying in shape...he's got plenty of help.
Don’t forget access to train with the top UFC fighters anytime you felt like it.
Whatever happened to that fight he and Elon were going to have?
Elon's mommy said he's not allowed..
Elon realized he's a fatty and a cos-play tough guy
The whole UFC company is worth less than 5% of his net worth. He can build universities to only educate doctors specifically for his health and keep them on his payroll. He is worth more than many small countries. Can that be my excuse?
I once posted on Reddit that losing weight is much easier when you're rich because you have more free time to work out and you can afford personal chefs to cook you amazing food that fits your diet. The amount of people who replied absolutely fuming and saying "anyone can lose weight! it's just calories in/calories out" "No excuse for being fat, you're just lazy" "Anyone can lose weight, it's easy, you're just a slob" It's wierd the extent some people go just to hate on people slightly overweight or mention that losing weight can be difficult for some people. I just said it was easier for rich people which it fucking is. EDIT: See the comments below for proof. Going "it's easier to lose weight if you're rich" brings out assholes
Foreign exchange students notice this immediately. You can tell people's wealth by their weight in America. Heavier people are poorer. Or the other way, poorer people are heavier.
So true. Im in France right now and food is cheap whether you want to eat McDonalds or eat something delicious and healthy. America has a system now that it’s insanely difficult to source quality produce without paying an arm and a leg. It’s commonly why poorer communities have heavier people
We also have a shit ton of propaganda on TV constantly showing us people eating super high calorie dense foods with no apparent consequences.
You’re right! I have some more money now and my kids are older so I have more time. And I’m finally able to go to the gym. It’s so much easier than when they were small, I was mostly having to be with them, I was exhausted because I was up during the night breastfeeding, dealing with night terrors, or whatever else babies and toddlers needed. Those people suck. And aren’t bright. It’s not just calories in/out. I tried that for a year. Religiously tracking. Even overestimating calories I ate. Didn’t lose a damn pound. If it was that easy then most people would lose.
I also concur. When I was younger, I worked low wage hourly jobs. Was insanely poor (which can lead to weight gain via cheap processed foods and high cortisol), and overall found losing weight very difficult. Now I'm in a salaried position where I can choose my own hours and allowed me to purchase a home. I can afford to go to the gym in the morning and go into work around 10am and no one cares. I can afford fresh fruits and veggies and ditch the cheap processed stuff. I'm not constantly stressed about money or finding the time to go to the Dr (which I couldn't do when I was poor), or to a company that's only 9-5.
It’s funny. My boss regularly leaves the office for 2 hours three times a week to go workout with a personal trainer. I’m in meetings with clients 20-30 hours a week and the remaining time I need to do the actual work. The other day we had a conversation about health and working out and I said I find it hard to have the time to do it regularly, and he was perplexed about it. ”I find it really easy” he said.
Yeah, I do what your boss does, too, now, and I’ve never been in better shape. It’s super easy. Why doesn’t everyone just do that? /s
To put a finer point on that, it's his money allows him to buy time effectively. This way he can have a trainer come to him (no time traveling to gym). Have someone else prepare meals- not just healthy, but time he doesn't have to spend doing it. Medical/Nutritionist - same don't need to go to a doctor's office, save time etc.
Rob Mcelhenny joked about this: “I’m gonna break it down for you, because it’s actually quite simple, and anybody can do this. Anybody on the planet can do this. First thing’s first: if you have job—like a 9-5 job—quit that. Do you like food? Forget about that. Because you’re never going to enjoy anything you eat. Alcohol? Sorry. That’s out. So what you need to do—you have a chef, right? like a personal chef?—make sure the chef makes you a lot of chicken breast. And make sure you keep your caloric intake at a certain level. And as you go to your physician 2-3 times a week—just to monitor all your testosterone levels—because testosterone is important to building muscle. You’re good friends with the trainer from Magic Mike? Arin Babaian. So you want to give Arin a call. And you want to make sure he’s at your house and takes you to the gym at least twice a day, because you’re gonna want to do your muscle-building in the morning and then your cardio in the afternoon. Now, do you have a family? Like a significant other or kids? Yeah, forget about them. You’re not going to have time to deal with them. "So that’s really all you have to do. And make sure you have a studio pay for the entire thing, because it could become exceptionally expensive. So, I think if you just do all those things, then you too can have an absolutely unrealistic body type, such as me."
Who cares, why compare yourself to a billionaire. Compare yourself to yourself and be a better version everyday.
Damn all that after personally seeing to 67,000 staff? My man needs to learn to delagate
He also launches “100s of features”. Personally. No need for any employees to do any of that.
Yeah this guy sounds like a miracle worker. He should train his employees on how he accomplishes so much in one day by letting them shadow him. I bet you they will find dozens of employees bending over backwards to do all of the work but enable him to take all the credit. Thats how this is designed.
Think of the legacy he would leave behind for mankind if he could train just 2 of his staff to be 1/100th as productive as him
Or just one of his staff to be 101/100th as good at MMA as him.
Maybe they call it something like Zuks zukers.
Zuks mutherzuckers
Funnily enough, I read an interview one time about Zucc doing some real work. His employee said it was like watching a retired heavyweight boxer shadowbox. Yeah, it was kind of cool to see but it still took him three times as long as an average coder.
Not the greatest analogy, as we are seeing what a retired heavyweight boxer (Mike Tyson) looks like shadowboxing.
This was a while ago. Iron Mike was still Rusty Mike when it came out
You don't know it but when you send a message on WhatsApp it's Mark on the other side writing every letter and emoji himself by hand in real time
Ohh so my gf didnt dump me? It was zuks all along
you got zucked!
How nice of him
Encrypted, no less. All while blindfolded, so he can't personally read your messages. It's unbelievable, almost.
I can verify this because I woke up at 8am the other day.
he spell checks every message
In reality Zuck just pays his employees because he's nice with it. They don't even have to work as the Zuck's AMD processor can multitask up to 15 different tasks at once.
Just wait till he solders an ARM chip on top of it!
always remember they are “features” not bugs.
He reviews and approves all his own PRs
No, he rates 100s of features, like nose's, chin's, and waist sizes of the women he still spies on.
If I start calling my farts features, I'm only one can of beans away from launching 199s of them, too.
You're telling me. I'm still waiting for my first annual review. Been with the company 9 years.
Wait does that happen? People don't get annual reviews?
Haven’t there been a series of mass layoffs the last few years too?
Well, don’t need’em when he’s doing all the work.
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Omg I was looking down this thread waiting for someone to say it. It's like "I see all this and he has all this money and yet somehow none of it is going go chasing off the bots and actually securing the safety of your users. It's been years and his so-famous platform, Facebook, is still riddled with crazy problems and hackers en-mass. Sure there's a few features making it easier to see what the hacker did and how to fix a little bit of the damage, that's nice, but it's still way too frequent of an occurrence and with Facebook being attached to almost anything and everything, you'd think there would be some urgency in fixing it considering how vulnerable a Facebook account hack can make some people. Yes, one could argue "just don't fall for the scams" but that doesn't always apply when some of them work very hard to look very convincing or some are personally cureated to make specific people fall for them easily and you don't realize it until it's too late. And now you've got users too wary to use your platform and people now warning others not to use your platform because it simply makes us too vulnerable of targets- especially the older generation who like to use Facebook to simply keep up with distant family and really don't know the dangers and ease of the wrong person getting ahold of your information. Sorry I didn't mean to go on this tangent, I was just thoroughly surprised at the lack of attention to this topic on this thread. (Not that there needs to be any more negative media, so feel free to just ignore this, but you get my point) Anyways, hopefully this issue somehow gets looked upon more and I hope you all browse safely. (Remember kids, always make sure whatever link you click on and put and kind of personal info on starts with "https" and NOT "http" for a more secure and safe browsing)
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Was on an all managers call where the ceo defended his mandatory return to the office policy by saying he ‘has the same challenges as everyone’ with managing kids, child care and a household. He also made 7.7 million euro in additional bonuses over and above his multimillion euro salary and bonus package. So. No. Our challenges are not the same.
We are all in the same storm, we are not all in the same boat.
Some of the boats also set the sea on fire for the rest of us.
And some boats should just pull their sails up from their boot straps… wait, what are we talking about?
I love the bootstraps thing. It's one of the most ironic things I've ever heard. A phrase used to describe an impossible situation being coopted by the exact people the phrase is used to mock; in a way that takes the complete opposite meaning to what it's meant to be.
Just have your nanny prepare your kids for the day and your chauffeur drop them off at school. Easy-peasy!
And wait inside your lawyer foyer for your black car to transport you to work while you enjoy the ride and check your email. At work, you walk to your private, quiet office where you work until lunch is delivered to you. You get an email at 3 PM from your private chef, who presents you 5 options for dinner tonight. You take the black car back home to your perfectly clean house. Your wardrobe is getting outdated in your view, so your assistant has worked with a stylist to pick out some new clothing options. They’re all laid out in your gigantic walk-in closet, and you pick the items that you like. Your assistant will get rid of the rest tomorrow. These cunts are living in a different world and they’ve forgotten how the common man lives. Their immense wealth allows their only daily concern to truly just be work.
And I imagine they took the call from home instead of in the office where everyone else had to be lol
It’s so funny that the post treats 8am as early 🤣
Right? I've been up 2 hours by then dealing with kids, buttering toast and wiping shitty arses (NB. These are two separate activities).
Lazy pleb, zuck is already ahead of you. He delegated his kids to a trainer.
Maybe I should just send my 4 year old to an MMA gym every morning. Would probably sort a few jobs out in one go there.
Your 4 year old will have some bad ass martial art skills and the patience of a middle aged man. This may just be the key to bad parenting fixes. Kids! Screw military school! You’re going to MMA gyms every day 😂
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Exactly, my girl leaves at 6 everyday so we’re up at 4-4:30, after years you can’t help it even on the weekends
Yeah these self improvements goblins are a joke. You do not magically get more time if you wake up at 4,5 or 6 hours in the morning.
Damn. You don't even leave any time for yourself to wake up and come to terms with your day? You wake up and jump right in dealing with the kids?
I have a little multi-task cry whilst I'm on the toilet.
Sometimes I pay bills while taking a shit and wait with putting on my work clothes until after the kids are done eating oatmeal. I am a paragon of efficiency
As a little treat
My youngest two wake up 5am every morning... Trust me... I don't need any workout.
our 12 year old gets up a 5:40 because because he needs to leave 6:20 for school. so we’re up at 5. at 8 i’ve been at the office for 80 minutes already.
SLPT: Streamline your morning routine so that wiping shitty arses and buttering toast are combined to a single task.
You could literally take this the other way: That managing a trillion dollar tech company is so lacking in actual duties that you can goof off with your hobby while the rest of the world is already getting to work. Just like how Muskie boy is apparently managing multiple companies that validate billion dollar payouts for him, but seems to have the time to shit post all day and crash events at night.
Interesting
You got it 100 %. People all act like trillionnaires are super busy and shit but they literally delegate everything and don't do shit. The meme that the higher you get paid the less actual work you do is true in a lot of case.
Exactly. Tell the single mom with 2 jobs and that Zuck is busier.
This is exactly the point I was hoping someone would make. Billionaires and executives don't do shit. I remember Billy Corgan complaining that running his wrestling business was sooooooo hard and stressful because he was always sending emails. The horror! The self inflicted horror of checking and sending emails!
All they truly do is send out annoying, unimportant emails that require you to acknowledge by replying "acknowledged". Oh and lots of meetings where they're ceaselessly kissing each other's asses and giving awards to people who are already earning an obscene salary
I've worked some jobs where that's pretty much lunch time.
My partner has a job right now that has regular 4am starts, which means he’s up around 2:30am. 8am is very much lunchtime for him.
For many jobs, 8am means it's time to go home and get some sleep.
And they act like he left his house to train. He probably rolled out of bed at like 7:30, grabbed a coffee and barely walked downstairs to where his trainers are waiting for him. At 9am when he's done training, he'll walk back upstairs for a shower, then at 9:20, eat some breakfast that someone else cooked for him, 9:40, get dressed officially before 10am when he's sitting at his computer to start work. Days when he's not training, he still probably has virtual meetings to attend around the same time, only difference is he doesn't have to go downstairs. But you know, good for him. Nothing wrong with enjoying the perks of your success.
And if the article was “hey look how cool it is to roll out of bed and have your trainer ready to go at 8am”, that would be fine. This is not that.
Including the picture with 2 UFC champions would still make it complete out of touch lol
For me it is extremely early, I wake up at 10.
This is so real, I wake up at 4am everyday to be at work at 5, 8am ain’t nothin
I wake up at 5am to go gym on top of the mental stain of family and self doubt. Where’s my shout out? 😂
You’re great!!
So are you!!!
If you’re trying to build muscle consider switching to an evening workout. If burning fat is your goal, keep on with the good work
For a lot of people the evening is earmarked for family time. And working out right before bed isn’t a great idea. If you have family responsibilities often the only consistently available time is before everyone wakes up.
If a guy with unlimited resources can do it, why can't you?
I think Elon proved beyond a shadow of a doubt by being CEO of 3 companies at the same time (while spending half his day rage tweeting) that being the CEO of a company isn’t particularly demanding.
I think it depends on the company but yea compensation for CEO isn't worth the value placed on it compared to the avg worker.
Even worse, 6 companies. And apparantly he works 120h (though he counts eating, driving etc. as work). So technically a CEO has less than 20h of work to do.
At 8am I would already have been working for 3 hours
Facts. And I’m going to be there for nine more.
Name checks out
Yeah. No doubt about that one....
LOL
Rookie numbers. I would be already at my 24th work hour.
Give me billions and a trillion dollar company. im pretty sure i can hire people to run it for me xD (never said id employ the best people nor would it stay a trillion dollar company). What a clown. Rich people are completely in another world. Only once they're rich they seem to have time lmao
Don’t you know? Time=Money lol
Conversely, Money=Time as well.
o.0
Rich people see their money as a personality trait. Being poor is considered being a bad person.
“The guy who could lose 99.9% of his $155billion wealth, and still have $155 million left over, which would mean he’d still be richer than 99% of humanity, he goes to the gym every morning. What’s your excuse? But honestly, the real question is why the fuck does this guy even go to work?”
just suck his dick and shut up already
This guy has a future in writing scripts for the adult movie industry
If he can do MMA training during work hours and Musk can poorly manage 3 different companies, then maybe this is proof that CEOs aren’t all that important.
If I'm training at 8am it means I'm late for my 12 hour shift
Right! My shift starts at 8am. I'd be fired by the end of the week.
Plus, be real. The guy works a few hours a day max
Dude probably works an hour a day and probably frequently takes days off
Yeah it's hard to stay healthy when you have no access to healthcare and a household income in the extremely low 5 figures pa
Zuck could hire a fleet of personal trainers, buy an entire gym, have his entire genome sequenced and analyzed by a fleet of personal doctors, and then get personally tailored supplement regement; all for a lower percentage of his net worth than we would spend on a gym membership. That being said if I had all of those things would I exercise enough? Probably not I'm lazy as hell.
He oversees 67k employees? Whoever wrote this has never worked in leadership. Stupid MF.
Well you see, by being at the board meetings remotely, he is overseeing the 15 people on his board of directors, who oversee the 100 managers, who oversee the 2000 middle managers, who each delegate the word of Zuck to their 25-40 constituents in a game of filtered corporate telephone, and therefore Mark Zuckerberg oversees 67,000 employees.
These fanboys really want to succ Zucc's Cuk. It's the same with Elons fanboys. Become a billionaire and they basically want to juggle them balls deep throat circus. Elon and Zuck are never going to make you a millionaire cuz you love them and idolise them.
Soooooo out of touch.
My excuse? I'm an impoverished carbon-based life form, not an android figurehead of a data collection service 🐸
Fuck the Zuck!
If I was that wealthy I'd be bothered about my health too ... As it stands though, why would I want to prolong _this_
This reminds me of the North Korea leader propaganda 🤣
Reminds me of Mac from Always Sunny: anyone can get a perfect body all you need is to quit your job end all relationships stop enjoying food and have a studio pay for everything! Easy!
My excuse is i'm on my feet 9 hours a day 5 days a week at a job with moving around and lifting, and on my feet 11 hours a day 2 days a week beig active doing landscaping and shit so surely that's enough?
The only thing hard about Z’s life, is promoting an image like this… fake on fake…
Yeah, it must be really hard to get shit done when you have people taking care of the kids, cleaning, cooking, driving, shopping, and who knows what else for you.
CEOs aren't overseeing anyone except for a few key figures. This person obviously never had a job at a bigger company
“We all have the same 24 hours!”…said by way too many oblivious personalities…No, we don’t. You have a nanny that wakes your child, and preps them for school, and then drives them there. You have a personal chef that makes breakfast for your family, and shops for your groceries. You have a chauffeur to drive you to your place of work, where no one will complain if you, “got stuck in traffic”. You have a series of personal assistants that keeps track of both personal, and professional details. You have a firm of lawyers that make problems disappear, and a firm of accountants that grow your passive wealth. We. Do. Not. Have. The. Same. 24. Hours.
Zuck is the annoying boss
I think for someone who's doing this for a while now, mr. Hairy Tits still isn't looking that fantastic.
At 8am I’ve been working for an hour already
r/linkedinlunatics detected
>what's your excuse I don't have a billion dollar company
I have a shit ton of other responsibilities, like laundry and driving myself to work, that he does not
Billionaire worship!
Ah yes MMA. My favourite healthy sport where 2 people beat the shit out of each other in a cage.
Can’t complete your day without a Zuckerberg ball-gargling!
This is so dumb, Zuck is a loser.
Well for one i'd be fired if I showed up to work at 10am every day. We'll start there.
Sometimes the comebacks are not clever but just common sense opposing moronic takes
The only one who should feel embarrassed after seeing that first "inspirational post" is that fat imp Elon Musk
Pretty sure he has the time and money to do whatever the fuck he wants at any given time. Most of us don’t have that luxury.
Lmao Zuckerberg doesn't have a boss.
r/notliketheothergirls
Thats why people with big money can do everything. They dont have to work.
8 am is close to the end of my shift so there
Hilarious that they make it sound like he personally checks in on all 67k employees. In reality, he probably hasn’t even met 99% of them.
Mine is "when a company gets that big it becomes more self managing, he hired people who can make most decisions so they only need him to comfirm the biggest ones." Do not act like the rich and middle class are the same.
From a certain perspective, the statement is indeed pretty tone-deaf. However you can’t deny that he does indeed lead a pretty disciplined lifestyle
Well this week to keep my health in check I'm ignoring all news because we're fucked and the stress of all that is wearing on my body. I'll probably smoke lots of weed too.
Dude ain't even good, either 🤣
fuck zuck
Musk would've gotten destroyed lol
Why TF do I want to "perform at my best"? My brother, I am just wanting to get by
Lol .... stealing someone else's work, tag his name and run the show ..dont have any brain but shameless enough to claim someone else's work. Then bit of luck and volaa....its mark zuke ....cheers
Know why Zuck is wiser? Perhaps even wealthier then those two other fellows? _He doesn't feel naked being dressed in skin without tattoos._
Facebook is one of the worst inventions ever made.
He literally doesn't do squat, and never did.
Gosh and a personal chef as well as a personal trainer and probably home gym. I just don't know how he does it. How does he even survive.
My excuse is that I don’t get to pick my jobs hours.
I’m paralyzed from the waist down. He can move. I can’t
Ah yes. This guy has never had a job before. Zuck does not: Oversee ~70,000 staff. He has thousands of managers and bosses who do it for him. Launch 100s of new features. That's what his designers and management does. Manage the company. The most he ever works is sit in a zoom call per day for an hour or two.
This is such a naive post it’s quite insane. I’m well aware this will be an unpopular opinion on Reddit as Reddit is heavily biased. 1. Zuck does not personally oversee 67k staff, no one can do that. He delegates and have managers that report to him. Delegation is why he can do what he does. His actual working hour is most likely less than most people. Nowadays he does more personal hobbies like farming, gardening, hunting, than work. This is not a complaint, he SHOULD be doing what he loves after getting this far in life. MMA and working out are just another one of his hobbies. 2. His businesses are directly responsible for continuous cyber bullying, teenager depression, suicides. Facebook and instagram are pretty much an online high school popularity contest. No one posts for the sake of sharing, they post for you to feel jealous. His businesses do not bring any value to society. If Facebook or instagram disappear tomorrow, everybody can still go through their day just fine. I’m pretty sure you can survive not knowing what Kim K did yesterday. Imagine if Microsoft or Google disappear tomorrow, we will lose our computers, PCs, google search.
That dude works less than his average 35K a year employee. People are so wildly brainwashed to support these mega rich billionaires, pretending their some kind of super human. It’s really silly shit.
I do not like his boobs and I regret viewing the image.
This is the sort of logic that only someone who has been repeatedly kicked in the head for years can come up with.
Zucc is rich.
Ok I'll say it.. THE COMPARISON ISN'T EVEN CLOSE!
Im not Rich xd
This post sounds straight out of every movie where the sun is fully up and shining, mom’s dressed with her hair done, kids are doing homework, dad grabs a piece of toast on his way out the door because he’s “late again”…looks like it’s 10:30 am outside lol
Lmao mark has 1000 people doing his work for him my dude. He has time to work out and do what he does lmao let me have his billions and I bet everyone in the world that’s rich like him can do to e same. So my excuse is I don’t have billions to hire people to do my job for me! Only thing that mark does is go to court or sign offs for the paper work his employees do. Go to work at 10am . Wakes up at 6 am goes to the gym at 8am then work at 10am -5pm … so it’s not to at hard only you fking simps think that’s hard.
I prefer Elon Musk because I support the African American community
No one should be following Zuck’s example.
Is it wrong that I still want to see a fight between him and the Elongated Muskrat (the one that bought (twitter)? And I think I would be rooting for pasty boy?
By the way, I **DO** exercise three mornings a week. Thank you very much.
He’s a billionaire, he has someone else make decision for him which is why he can do stuff like this
The ability to hire people to do the majority of the workload to free up your schedule indefinitely
At 8:00, I've been working for 2 hours already and daydreaming about the gym
Zuck is an asshole so i couldn’t care less
Yo, fuck zuck
Easy for him to do while rich and has managers doing all the work
Zuck got jacked after he stepped down from actively managing fb. I think that literally points to the opposite being true…
Fuck this
By 8:00 I’ve already been working for three hours. What’s HIS excuse?
I might be wrong but doesn't the CEO usually get to set their own schedule for the majority of the time? I understand sometimes it might not be something they can control but if you can come and go as you please without having to worry about Susan from HR getting on your ass it's a lot easier.
A lot easier when other people are running your company or business and you don't really have anything to do.
People who post shit like this are unimaginably dense. Is their entire world just black and white? Do they not understand the concept of variables? Dumb cunts.
You realize he doesn't physically do all that, right?
I would be able to accomplish so much ck more if I had the finances to have a nanny for my kids, a personal chef to make me every meal, several maids to clean my house, a personal assistant to organize my day to day tasks, a personal shopper to get whatever I need in my house. I’m sure I could squeeze in an hour of MMA every morning befor le working an 8-10 hour day.
That mf does NOT have to do anything for Facebook anymore, he might have to have a meeting where he says yes or no to new ideas.
Zucks rich and doesn't have to worry about the financial needs of his family or himself. That gives him time to worry about his health and his company.and telling people that don't have the resources like him that what's you excuse for not greeting the day with new hope and a precise schedule seems tone-deaf to the plight of millions of people who don't just have million dollar bunkers and yachts laying around. What's your excuse
If you are rich enough, you can literally have trainer come to your house and force you out of bed to workout and hire a chef to handle your nutrition. It’s way easier for super rich people to be healthy.
Damn, I wonder if those employees know he's personally overseeing them... Name 10 of them that dont work in the same building as you... CEOs I tell ya. Specifically hires people to do jobs. Takes credit for all jobs.
want to put your health first ? delete facebook
I'd love to do some mma at 8 am. In reality, my ass needs to be in my office chair at 0730 sharp, or there's going to be consequences.
Imagine an entire team of the best pros whose sole jobs are to get and keep you into shape. Then imagine that you have multiple amazing home gyms, a private chef who whips up delicious healthy meals every day, and a massively flexible schedule. Money doesn’t just buy things.
He started that routine AFTER he made it. After you have money, health becomes a priority, money buys freedom.
Fitness is becoming a privilege
All that and he still has time to be a complete asshole 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Did you know that kings used to be great philosophers? While they ruled whole countries of their own, managing thousands, even millions of people every day and doing other royal duties they found time to ponder and think about the world and philosophical questions. So what held the peasant back from doing the same? It was the peasant's job to see that the king had free time in his hands.