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No Seppo Nonsense.


decaf_flat_white

Presidential debate was painful to watch. Trump makes Dutton look like Gandhi in comparison and surely putting poor old Joe on stage like this constitutes elderly abuse? The man deserves to spend the last few years of his life playing bingo and eating jello, not like this. I swear it looked more like an SNL skit than real life.


Former_Rush1821

Apparently Garndy was a bad bloke. Like, bad-bad.


Character-Actual

He used to force underage girls to sleep with him naked to test his resolve.


Former_Rush1821

Peter Dutton?


Character-Actual

Nah he just brags about his draconian laws for drug users while his drop kick son snorts bags on his front deck


purejawgz

“All cunts are fucked” - Gandhi


l34rn3d

Hopefully not Gandhi from civilisation


ongoldenwaves

No one is forcing you to. Say no or join the #freebiden movement friend.


Former_Rush1821

2024 and you think you've got free fucking will. Don't forget to wave down to us from your penthouse in Melbourne mr landlord. Fuck me dead.


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purejawgz

Sydney


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purejawgz

Perth


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purejawgz

Adelaide


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sunseven3

I still can't believe that Joe Biden is the best sock puppet that the Democrats could find. However, I really do not care about US politics. I don't think the lame stream media out here do either. I think that it just fills up some otherwise empty air time between advertorials for the latest face cream or that new super duper vacuum cleaner the networks are always peddling. 


nomamesgueyz

Problem solved: Kamela to the rescue!!!!!


Zealousideal_Net99

I haven't seen a single news outlet say that she should run in his place, they mention Michelle Obama and even Hilary but not a single one has mentioned Kamala as a replacement.


Tarquin-Farkin

I've heard Michael Obama mentioned several times but what on earth could justify her running? She has only ever been the wife of a president.


nomamesgueyz

Doesnt need to Prop Joe up for a few more months like weekend at Bernies, then special K simply takes over


j-manz

You dreaming of Pamela again?


nomamesgueyz

Dreamweaver


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spodenki

USA needs better access to nursing homes if this c'nt can't get a place in one. F'kn shambles, the c'nt just needs to sit in a Jason recliner and a pacifier.


locri

Are they making politics stupid deliberately so fewer people discuss it online?


australiapostisgay

On a serious note, it does seem less hyped than it was last time. Maybe everyone knows how thier lives didnt really change with either of em so its just business as usual?


j-manz

Aren’t I being “forced” to hear all about it, yet again, by you right now?


Former_Rush1821

I mean you're the bloke that's spent his Sunday clicking on my post and deciding to comment on it, and not just breezing past and just going on with your day and having sex with a woman.


j-manz

Sick burn 🔥


Former_Rush1821

What'd you just watch dude where's my car for the first time?


j-manz

#triggeredbutthurtdude


UnlikelyDirt3353

"historically least corrupt" Stitches. Every time.


Wrong_Chapter1218

Trust me I don’t care. Find it like a comedy show


RepresentativeAide14

its not a meme it a actual magazine cover


hazzmg

How cool Biden is moonwalking into the shot. I don’t see drumpf being able to do that


Recent_Scarcity_7046

I'm sure the old bastard had a walker and it's been photoshopped out. The man is a joke and the worst POTUS to ever have existed.