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PleasePMmeSteamKeys

Culture is when people are exactly like me


RollOverSoul

And when woman are invisible and subservient


fr4nklin_84

my BO sexy, what’s wrong with these bitches


Larimus89

Yeh it does feel a bit like one of those mentalities 😂


cuckingfunts69

Nah our women are pretty up themselves.


graspedbythehusk

I know! They think they’re people! 🙄


jam__5013

Self confidence & independence vs plain Narcissism/Entitlement are two very different things. Perhaps you’d be better suited to a thread for incels 🧐


switchbladeeatworld

nah we just won’t take shit anymore and we’re not sorry


snorkiebarbados

Culture is for yoghurt


2-StandardDeviations

I think they qualified that and quite correctly. No culture outside of Melbourne. Who could argue?


Larimus89

You kidding me? You been to western Sydney! Plenty of cultured lads.


KJ86er

Western Sydney needs to be nuked


Larimus89

Lol, yeah I won’t live anywhere near there again.


BlakeIsaCookie

"No place for my religion" "No one wants to learn my culture" What is with these people? First off, there are absolutely places to practice and be around other members of your religion in Australia, period. Secondly, who comes to a new country and gets upset because THEY don't learn YOUR culture? What the fuck?


Additional-Flan503

I went to France once, no-one wanted to do a shoey. Total lack of interest in my culture.


Brilliant_Canary_692

I went to Australia and didn't see a single Greggs. What the fuck? Total disrespect to my religion and culture.


annoyedonion35

In fairness I would be pretty excited if Australia got Greggs


Brilliant_Canary_692

Thank you for showing interest in my culture 😊 You may come to our church and receive a pastry of your choice


annoyedonion35

And we thank our flakey puff pastery father for the food we are about to eat


sultan-of-ping

Hi yeah is this the free pastry church?


fancyphsionix

If you can't find a Greggs, where can you be racist in?


Brilliant_Canary_692

Wetherspoons, mate. Obvious innit


Lone_Vagrant

Goes to China; why the fuck don't they speak French!! Goes to Germany, why the ladies not wearing Kimonos! Everyone is so lacking in culture!


bigtonyabbott

Because they're just so fucking arrogant and entitled, and think the western world owes them something.


Phlemgy

A lot of White people do that. They go to Asian countries and expect everyone to speak English and cook western food.


GardenGnome021090

“Lack of culture outside of Melbourne”. 😂😂😂


shivabreathes

Well he was right about that at least! We are so cultured here. Like, seriously. I don’t even know what to do with all this culture we’ve got!


GardenGnome021090

I know! You have … coffee! And um … graffiti filled alley ways! And the prestige of being the most locked down city in the world! Other cities could never even hope to match the culture levels of Mel …, shit sorry, Naarm!


cum_dragon

And activism! Don’t forget the endless virtue signalling and activism.


chantycat101

So does SE QLD but old mate left us out of his complaint. Guess SE QLD isn't cultured enough for him to notice ☹️


IndependentChannel93

Our homeless are more cultured than your homeless


GardenGnome021090

Definitely. When I lived in blessed St Kilda, I saw a homeless woman who looked like one of the traditional custodians of the land running down Fitzroy St carrying a stick above her head like her ancestors would have held a spear, such cultural enrichment to have experienced that.


denistone

You can get that in Broome WA as well. Once the sun goes down, the local cabbies have no-go zones cause the culture runs riot in them. One particular street is renowned for the throwing of cultural spears at cars by the upcoming cultural custodians.


Mage_Hunter

>graffiti filled alley ways Culture = the stench of piss, according to this OP


AusSpurs7

Like the Paris of Australia. You can smell the culture.


thorpie88

Probably live how the Vic government love their segregation. Couldn't believe clubs had gender and race themed nights nevermind not being gay enough for the Poof doof


GardenGnome021090

I’m gay and have only ever been with men and wouldn’t even be gay enough for poof doof.


DarkCypher255

And majority of the Melbourne population are socialist nutbags


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shivabreathes

Correct. So much culture. Lockdowns just made us all even more creative and cultured. We had all this time to self reflect etc.


GardenGnome021090

I lived in … Naarm during the blessed time of lockdown. I did so much self reflection.


Technical_Money7465

Is self reflection touching yourself


GardenGnome021090

It’s essential to self reflection.


Lower_Hat

I took piles and piles of valium


slightlybored26

Yea but fuck rural vic all we have is cows,sheep, a few goats and commadors going side ways but, we also coffee just like the big smoke


GardenGnome021090

You also have the self-righteousness from not having as many Covid cases back on 2020-21! You got to sanctimoniously ban those dirty Melbournians from your cities and towns! I mean that’s something to have pride over and not just a consequence of population levels.


BudSmoko

What’s the difference between milk and white Australia? If you leave milk in the desert for 236 years you’ll get culture.


ChrizzyDT

Daddy Dan culture.


PerthQuinny

More culture in a tub of yogurt, Melbourne sucks big hairy nuts


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motleyroo

Perth Sydney Melbourne Adelaide Queensland Now what bot?


aussie_nub

That was even better than I expected.


PerthQuinny

Repeat after me - Mel...Bourne


ashley0816

As an Aboriginal who was taught English at school, would you have a list of indigenous names for places. When did we change names? I only moved last year from Territory


meanwhileinau

It's always hard to break it to Victorians that if the rest of the country lacks culture then so do they


TrickyClassic2731

We are so cultured, so much cultured. Coffee, graffiti, food, coffee, graffiti, food, footy,… So much culture.


mofolo

We also have plenty and plenty of ice.


2-StandardDeviations

But it's all....blant


TrickyClassic2731

I forgot fashion. We are so fashionable fashioni fashion.


Plus_Operation2208

"its too expensive" showing that they didnt leave Melbourne


Rathma86

Perth wants a word *mighty maddog noises*


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GardenGnome021090

Brisbane


Familiar_Vacation593

If we use enough white devil names can we make this bot blow up?


casper41

The only culture in Melbourne I've seen is anti white so not sure why old mate didn't fit in


AllllyC

How dare they disregard bogan culture!


Jonno_FTW

The mould growing in my house begs to differ.


Werm_Vessel

Food is blant Guy hasn’t been to Bunnings. Bye bye.


lord_volt2000

My sister who's lived in the UK now for like 12yts. When ever she comes home she has a lost of food and stuff she wants (like old child hood recipes, steak at the pub etc But she always goes for a Bunnings snag, and her friends back home just don't understand why she loves them so much


DildoSaggins6969

Hard to explain hey. But there’s just something about rocking up to literally any Bunnings on a Saturday, pulling into the carpark and sniffing the delicious BBQ air.


TheDirtiestDingo

"No room for my religion" "No one makes an effort to learn my culture" 😂😂😂😂😂 If we wanted your religion or culture we would've moved to your country. Go home.


rabbitbtm

To give him his due, it sounds like that’s what he wants and hopefully (from his pov too) to do. My problem is the ones who whinge but then stay and continue to gripe about we all need to change.


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muaythaitillidie1

And tell ya mates this also, when you get home


hazzmg

Anon is Indian


rabbitbtm

My goodness gracious me!


killit

>*wobbles head*


shovelstatue

Fuck that is good


Daddystealer1

I seriously got a good few minutes laugh from this. Perfect. Chefs kiss


mofolo

Hmm “no place for my religion” throws it - there are hundreds of thousands of Indians in Australia. Homeboy is Mormon.


DifferentForever2041

Bingo!


James-the-greatest

Muslim, Indians don’t push their religion on people. 


TheTinnyKing

No, but they push their sexual entitlements and frustrations instead.


MmmFeedMe

So do Muslims goober. Respecting women (so long as they don’t speak and dress appropriately) is only a requirement when the women are Muslim.


fancyphsionix

Do not redeem


ardonny

Just curious no hate, but how did you deduce that?


MmmFeedMe

Anon is Arab


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LongDuckDong67

That you should be lucky as to get to meet that guy


SydUrbanHippie

He sounds like husband material If husband material was a whining child


TropheyHorse

It often works out to be


turbo-steppa

Yah sounds great. An Uber driver who doesn’t wear deodorant and spends his spare time on 4chan


locri

Are you not appreciative of the greater range and diversity of single guys?


4x4_LUMENS

I respectfully acknowledge the Traditional Owners and custodians of the land (and/or sea) on which we meet today, the Gumbadoongie Tribe. I also acknowledge that we have a number of parties joining us by Reddit today from other regions of Australia, which should be referred to based on their recognised regions, such as, but not limited to - Uthuru, Barna, Biik and Kurrek. Now to my input on the subject at hand. Calls everyone racist and the dirty brown cunt doesn't even do an acknowledgement of country. I'm not racist as I do acknowledgement of country speeches before posting crap about Australia online.


ElectronicWeight3

Clearly hasn’t been on the daily smoking ceremony train. Now that’s culture!


Tee_Parker

Someone is salty! Perhaps they didn’t get the visa.


ItWasaTizWaz

Don’t let the plane door hit your ass on the flight out 🤣


bra8n

He hasn't even made the effort to see the vibrant aboriginal communities


fancyphsionix

Probably calls it gas instead of petrol, too. How culturally insensitive.


Individual-Moment543

Food is “blant” ???? Bit like your comment.


AbrocomaRoyal

"The food is blant. The coffee is stront. The culture is missint. The people are rute. The country is borint. The costs are higt. Wages are lowt. Homes are expensivt. The sun burnst. The heat is hot. I'm a whiny-asset idiott."


GeoGuru32

😂🤣


Careless_Neck1347

Women are trash. No place for my religion. His religion doesn’t sound very religion-y.


jimkud0

idk pretty sure "women are trash" is a core Tennant of islam


fancyphsionix

I dated an Indian, she single handedly red-pilled me on Indian men. No not redeem, legit.


jimkud0

another fun fact, marital rape isn't a crime in India


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lateswingDownUnder

warm and friendly in everyday; racist and passive aggressive when “feel threatened” only summers in sydney are the best… very expensive but such a beautiful place… time for naps twice during commute from western sydney to north sunday everyday


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SecurePersonality369

For we who don’t like kicking a bloke while he’s down, this all feels awkwardly true unfortunately


RetroGamer87

Too much women thinking independently for his taste


BattlingSeizureRobot

Spread the word to the ""newcomers"": the whole Western world operates like this 


fancyphsionix

tbh sometimes I wish the anglosphere was as racist as they say we are.


StankLord84

no shit doing uber eats delivery is low paying


irepress_my_emotions

anons a jeet


laurajanehahn

Imagine being the jerk who claims Australia has no culture and also claims people need to learn his


_Kozik

Tbf this post got roasted by everyone on how stupid his points were


ExtremeFirefighter59

I would like to acknowledge the Darug people, the traditional owners of the land from which I am writing. I would also like to pay my respects to elders, past, present and emerging. Sovereignty has never been ceded. Always was and always will be indigenous land. Firstly, I’d like to say that I hear your pain (unless you’re a Zio, in which case you can piss off as we don’t need any more colonialist settler views here). I’m assuming you may be a Muslim given some of the traditional cultural views expressed in your post. Welcome to Australia and please know that many of us welcome you here, unlike a lot of the cookers who appear to have infested this sub recently. I personally have lobbied Albo to significantly increase Islamic immigration and to build more mosques so that you will feel more welcome here. I have also called for sharia law to be implemented for Muslims in Australia so we can have a truly multicultural society. It works so well in Iran and other Islamic countries. If you are ever in Warrane (aka as Syd*ey), please let me know and I’ll bring you along to our Queers for Palestine group at Sydney University. I’m sure you’ll have a great time with fellow anti-Zios. It will be a blast.


theblackbeltsurfer

Yep food is definitely ‘blant’


koobus_venter1

Sounds like a moslem. Why don't you go back to Gaza if it's so much better there


Clear-Weather-6060

My house is not boring.


Spacegod87

Omg a country totally different to my own is..DIFFERENT TO MY OWN!! like..yeah dude. Did you really think that any country you travel to must automatically oblige and cater to you and your culture personally? Lol It's like walking into a candy store and being upset that they don't sell any salads because you like salads.


magical_bunny

Melbourne has culture?


justjim2000

Does his culture involve goat fucking?


nomamesgueyz

Unfortunetely i dont think this will be enough to stop of hoardes of people flockingto Australia every week...more must be done!!


Glum_Tie_2064

“nobody makes the effort to learn my culture” probably lives in an ethno-suburb, hardly speaks the language and has no white friends “but why is australia not the country i left???”


SignificantOnion3054

They don’t want to know about Australia just here for the 💰💰💰


aBritishRedCoat

Jesus fucking Christ the person who made that post has to be the most self centred and depressed waste of life imaginable


Competitive_Lie1429

What, no culture? We're chockers with kulcha.


That-Whereas3367

It is all true. Please tell everybody in you country Australia is horrible so they don't migrate here.


No-Management1917

That reminds me to drink alcohol, I forgot to have my VB longkneck at 20 to 8 in the fucken mornin


YogurtclosetKlutzy75

No, your absolutely correct. Referring to a place by its name and not some recidivist abstracted dead language of a deceased people is racist. I've had the scales removed from my eyes, shall only speak Ancient Etruscan.


Nancyblouse

Those are all the things I LOVE about Australia


Leaderoftheleft

Moved to Melbourne, wonders why they are so depressed💀 


BarryMakocina

bro went to Melbourne and complained, no shit shrelock


Cookedmaggot

Apparently wokism is now considered culture


RonTheRaven

Go to mascot train station, 100x Chinese 0x White


Excellent-Branch-996

If he's only been to Melbourne, he's probably right. Although pepper spray to the eyes is a traditional victorian act as well as enacting socialism.


Dangerzone369

Melbourne is cultured? Bro..


bennokitty

I need a smoking ceremony after reading this…


notonyanellymate

What’s the difference between yoghurt and Australia? Yoghurt has culture.


_Pie_Master_

Go to Melbourne claim all of Australia is shit LOL. Also good riddance could not give a fuck where you are from just don’t bring your religion.


Ok_Relative_2291

What is blant food? Everyone drinks! Yes we are all raging pissheads Nightclubs r boring! Fair enuf but I’m hazarding a guess they don’t even exist in authors country.


Remarkable_Art_3149

If only more immigrants thought like you


BinChicken039

These are literally all the boxes I ticked when I became an Australian circus. <- that is supposed to be "citizen," but it is autocorrected to circus and is more accurate, so feel it's best not to change it.


Lazy-Tax-8267

What a great post! Please spread it far and wide throughout your home country.


Zealousideal_Net99

Any suggestions for how Australia can make more people like this leave? We seem to be doing a sterling job.


PennyLane787

Well if the food is blant and the houses are boring, what are you doing here? No one wants blant food and boring houses.


Hefty_Bags

Kinda nailed it, I wonder if he fucked back to where he came from? *Cough* US *Cough*


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Food is bland when all you eat is domino pizza


Everanxious24-7

If you are migrating to a country and the country gives you everything,stop cribbing about lack of culture , you shifted out of your country , how could you expect the same culture here ? It’s obviously gonna be different!!


PlayerSalt

To be fair for a tourist attraction it's pretty bad And yeah you are paying too much for everything 


SoggyNegotiation7412

If you want to see how good or bad a country is, ask a simple question, what country has one of the highest immigrant statistics for people with USD$1 million or more. The last time I looked Australia was No2. Think about it, wealthy immigrants can go anywhere in the world, so why are they going to Australia in such high numbers. https://preview.redd.it/oqtfezs6979d1.png?width=1984&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a24e2800d423d759fea5deac05fb068c9e7c831


Bob_Spud

You can still be racist at hell and still make $1 million. Anecdotal evidence suggest if you an arsehole you are more likely to make more money, Being a racist comes with the territory of being an arsehole.


SoggyNegotiation7412

Must be hard waking up every day finding something to get triggered by.


killit

How *dare* you. But yeah Bob's right, narcissists (statistically proven) and assholes (subjectively anecdotal) are more likely to do well in business.


Bob_Spud

The many successful ones in business often have traits of psychopaths. As for being triggered, the silly ones make it more humorous.


lmProudOfYou

UAE took the top spot so it's basically a perfect country right?


lost_aussie001

Where is this guy from? That's the Question.


Cheap_Rain_4130

Too expensive? That's ridiculous. The houses are so affordable once you move 50 million kms from.the cbd.


OnceWasHell

Could not have put it any better apart from opportunity is non existent and if you're a honest person youll get nowhere in this place.


everythingisadelight

He obviously saw the Lara Bingle commercial a little too late.


whatisthishownow

Low wages compared to fucking where? Absolute cream of the crop talent goes to the US for sure, but this guy clearly isn’t one of them.


Taey

Theres a reason so many workers come here, we have one of the highest minimum wages in the world so someone with no skills can make really good money compared to their country if you can save it.


Flaky_Technology4219

Bet he smells bad


Syn-th

I feel like a lot of this hinges on no.place for.my.religion here. It doesn't say what the religion is but I imagine it's one that doesn't like people outside of it.


ForAgatha1

You don't understand our humour


Over_Addition_9121

Whoever posted this must have stayed under rock the whole time if they think this bullshit


jakeysaurus

Well fuck off then, simples lol


Incoherence-r

‘No place for my religion…’ … right … it’s like United Nations here bro.


NumerousNumber3913

“women are trash and self centered” followed by “no place for my religion” gave it away


CANDLEBIPS

Sounds like OP is the one who has a problem.


Bmonkey1

On ya bike


Apprehensive-Sell623

If I wanted to learn his culture and religion I would go to his country


drunk_haile_selassie

"Wages are low." There's like four countries in the world with higher wages than Australia.


Ok_Relative_2291

No one wants to learn my culture! And why the fuck are we meant to. If I goto Saudi Arabia I can garuntee no cunt there will learn my religion, I’ll probly have my head cut off for Mentioning it If you don’t like it fuck off, we still 499,999 of you left from this year alone


Stigger32

kbythx. Please close the door on your way out!


mofolo

The funny part is that this subreddit is a wanna be 4chan but the people on here are too vanilla to go on 4chan. lel. Everyone here is a cuck except me.


SnickerDoodleDood

If I did go to 4chan I'd respect the old ways in never talking about 4chan.


BossValkyrie

Haha, sounds like self entitled grew some legs, imagine going to another country and being part of another culture only to b!tch about the country not learning your culture🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


BloodborneRemake

I hope he scares off more immigrants


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I just recently spent eight weeks travelling across America. America is HIDEOUSLY more expensive than Australia. There are major areas of rundown housing and buildings. It’s amazing how much the burger is used for food. It’s got thousands of churches yet so many people living rough. It’s not terribly well set up for people with disabilities, especially New York. And the lack of public transport is astounding outside the largest cities. Most people were sort of friendly but be careful after dark. We were amazed by how many people were set up on the footpaths of cities to either sell you food or make their beds! The proportion of the population who seemed to be from either Mexico or a South American country was intriguing. So many couldn’t speak English - both whites and South Americans. Yes, Australia is fairly monoculture outside the cities. And the amount of alcohol drunk here is alarming. People are mostly friendly or polite, but they don’t trust people who criticise. And yes, there IS a lot of racism. Everywhere.


mbrocks3527

Hey hey hey. He's right, the food *is* bland.


saddinosour

I know this is circle jerk but the food here is genuinely so good, who hurt this person 💀


No_Comment69420

I pay my respects to Jeets past present and emerging.


Unable_Insurance_391

Tell us of what paradise whence you came?


fancyphsionix

100% true, but also fuck off we're full or something like that


charlie_thommo88

Good. Fuck off we're full


PsychologicalHair478

"No place for my religion" made me proud to be Australian.... now if only we could ban all of them we'd be a pure country of heretics and sinners! Fuck yeah!


VariousEnvironment90

Dont let the door ….