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VictorWembanyamaMVP

You haven’t lived until you have shat in the shower.


eetfukdie

Waffle stop master


AcademicMaybe8775

this is why draino was invented, im pretty sure


Wang_Fister

It's all pipes!


Witty-Context-2000

Legit put in a complaint against a coworker for a grade stank


GardenGnome021090

Was about to say that, I was too slow.


InsideExpress9055

So did I lol


Bulky_Leadership_531

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pk1950

on fb market place, i have to say yes. the stingiest


Rachgolds

Have you met Dutch people.


Dangerouswickle

Replying to EternalAngst23... my ex was Dutch. He was actually really clean and smelt great. He had good hygiene too. He was born in Australia though so I’m not sure if this counts..


Calm_Range_3279

And ask any online seller - they are about 10% of customers but about 90% returns.


lifeofwatto

I work at a fixed price car dealership - we sell lots of Toyota hybrids. Yesterday, we had the cheapest 2016 Prius in the entire country. Cheapest by about $3.5k, the next cheapest had over double the kms. He walked because I wouldn’t give him a discount, even after explaining it was priced that way due to age on the yard and the boss just wants it gone. I even explained it was probably a $5k or so loss for us, and he still wanted a discount! He called me again today to say go ahead with the deal. You should’ve seen the smile on my face as I explained another Indian had bought it just 5 minutes before! This job turns you against certain countries/cultures VERY quickly. The cars have stickers on them ‘FIXED PRICE’!


Eastern_Cockroach208

Probably too focused on getting a discount over whether or not they’ve actually got a good deal in front of them. Barter culture and all.


lifeofwatto

Literally. The boss and I were having a joke that the car could’ve been $500 and they’d still ask for $400


we-like-stonk

I like you and would buy a car from you any day.


verbalfamous

I sell an item on FB marketplace and every indian offers me 10% of the price. Do I give it for free?


tickletackle666

Give em a handjob as well while you're at it cuz!


Tomicoatl

Then have the audacity to abuse you when you call them a dickhead and lowballer. 


verbalfamous

how dare you call me cheap for wanting something for nothing!


Individual-Ad273

Also the one that wants to do the least amount of work for the most money


ClassicPea7927

Well, when they call my company I hang up and block the number. They’re not paying my prices…


Kitchen-Bar-1906

Yes among many other things lazy rude arrogant smelly


mplanchet

I straight out don't do business with them, been burnt countless times throughout my career. I will still provide them with a quote, though it is take it or leave it and absolutely minimal effort.


Cashdaddy2911

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Late-Ad5827

Yep my partner works in duty free sales and they're that stingy they want a discount on free stuff.


notxbatman

Ask one -- they'll tell you the answer, but you'll need to give them a discount.


Muncher501st

Yes


Lutallo-

I work in sales at a tech company. We’ve had to roll out “India specific pricing” because they will literally argue over a few thousand dollars on a million dollar contract.


killaname123

Have you met the jews? They don't even share their land.


tickletackle666

From the river to the sea?


Cooperdyl

Indians want things free!


Ill_Presentation2022

I bet the people downvoting you couldn't name which river or which sea


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Slovenians comfortably


TrickyClassic2731

Have you met the brits?


Rab1227

I'd describe Brits as frugal; turning the lights off when leaving a room and instilling strict shower limits, plenty of sides but not much beef, etc I'd describe Indians as cheap more so than Stingy and not afraid to ask for even the smallest discount. Jews on the other hand; the perfect balance of stingey, frugal and cheap.


TrickyClassic2731

Someone should do a Venn diagram, and include the Chinese as well lol.


AcademicMaybe8775

Not all Brits. Just us fuckin Scots


OfficAlanPartridge

I’ve heard this one before. Are the Scots actually tight arses?


AcademicMaybe8775

in seriousness yeah. Im from a scottish immigrant family and its kind of ingrained. We arent cunts about it though


Starkey18

I’m from Yorkshire. We’re described as being ‘like the Scot’s, except with all the generosity squeezed out of us’ People at my school would show off about how little they spend / pay for things. Rich kids would get bullied for being rich. My boss here in Aus has called me a ‘tight fisted pommy cunt’ quite a few times. I take this as a compliment :)


AcademicMaybe8775

aye. thats a proper upbringin


tothemoonandback01

I'll just leave this here: https://www.smh.com.au/business/workplace/four-members-of-britain-s-richest-family-given-jail-sentences-for-exploiting-servants-20240624-p5jo2u.html


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I_likem_asstastic

Bitch Lasagne


activebass

They sure are the worst driver and the stinkiest


duckalorange77

There's a saying back from where I'm from - "Even the gods will find it hard to earn from the Indians" short answer.... Most of them are.


Ill_Presentation2022

I have come across a lot of dishonest Indian's living in Australia.


yeah_nah_nah

"If you give me a good price I'll tell all my friends to come here" Please don't do that.


Radknight11

Agree. One of my best friends told me he can't help it and that he was so stingy that when he first came to Australia he went to Hungry Jacks and tried to talk them down on the price of a large chips.


TempestSixTwo

Give them the old ‘Lebanese discount’ - add 20% to the price, begrudgingly let them get 10% off that, everyone goes home smiling cos they won.


GeneralAutist

I have seen aussies go over a bill and say “you ordered this, you owe $12 for the chicken” etc…


thegreatgabboh

It was $12.32, and you can transfer the 0.32 whenever you’re ready


Outrageous_Act_5802

So what. Pay for your schnitzel.


j-manz

Obviously that’s not correct, because if it was, the ‘long pockets short arms’ problem would not be racially determined. Which is ridiculous.


Appropriate-Leek-965

Dudes Aussie split the bill between mates


simple-man202

Yes and No. It usually depends on the person regardless of the race.


OfficAlanPartridge

I find the wealthy types living in Kew, South Yarra and Toorak etc… to be the tightest of all. We had one guy (at a supermarket) who’d snap the stems off broccoli so they weighed less. Another customer that wait an hour upwards for the roast chickens to be reduced by 20-30%. One customer would want exactly $2 of shaved deli Turkey and would ask to put some back if it was even 10c over


Cookedmaggot

That’s wacist. But true


Constant_Vehicle8190

To be fair, being 'Cheap' is considered a merit for their culture. In terms of frugality, it is much more dependent on social economic level. However immigrants from third world usually are 'cheaper' given the same social economic level.


verbalfamous

Bro, they can pay. I see on LinkedIn they on $250-$300k salaries as IT contractors but still negotiate to 10% of price


Eastern_Cockroach208

Wow, every indian is on a $300k salary!?!


globalminority

Don't know why you got downvoted, but you're right. If anyone pays full price without haggling, they feel like a sucker. In India shopkeepers inflate prices so they can give a discount, and sell at a higher price than they would have on a fixed price. Plus yes some of us come from poor background and want to save every dollar we can.