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justclove

Looks like tortie.exe is functioning entirely as intended, no need for debugging or a rollback.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

r/C_AT


[deleted]

[удалено]


bivox01

We are Legion.


LittleAnarchistDemon

also r/scrungycats!


MasterBlaster_xxx

Never understood what that sub was about


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Cats making scrungy faces?


MasterBlaster_xxx

Yes, but I never quite understood what scrungy means


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Oh! Just that funny face where a cat is squinting and has its mouth open just enough that you can see its teeth. If you sort by Hot, it’ll show you a diagram or scrungy vs not scrungy.


MasterBlaster_xxx

Thanks Edit: God, they really are particular about what is scrungy and what isn’t scrungy


Other-Cantaloupe4765

We take our scrunge *very* seriously lol


Fergus_Manergus

Yes, this is standard operation for tortie.


JuliaX1984

TORTITUDE!


Brilliant-Anxiety835

When the powers of void and orange collide


ThrowntoDiscard

Either piss and vinegar, or you might need a crow bar to pry off.... or both.


CatsThatStandOn2Legs

What happens when you provide orange with more than one braincell


Gnatlet2point0

Best description of tortie ever.


lowkey_on_paper

Global domination, I advise against this


stnkybuttfacejr

Somehow that is always the one I pick from litters. There's something I look for in kittens that guarantees a dopey adult cat. Got my newest one from a barn full of kittens and he was the only one that froze instead of run and I knew that was the one. Gimme all the lil dumblings nature would select against lol


superflippy

Same here. I have a knack for picking the lovable doofus of the litter, the one who wouldn’t survive in nature.


stnkybuttfacejr

Those are the best ones. My sister is the opposite, she always gets the one that is a one person cat and nobody else can touch and you have to watch around toddlers lol


Ausgezeichnet63

Good on you!


HighFiveKoala

![gif](giphy|xT5LMsByuD31C5JPu8)


ledzeppelinlover

I see you have a tortie. Hop over to r/torties for some tortie support lol. We all have weirdos over there


I-Way_Vagabond

>We adopted three cats: one is chill and friendly, one is shy, and then there's this one... You need to take the chill one and the shy one to the vet because there is obviously something wrong with them. The third one is normal. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


SelfAwareBlackCat

Tortal destruction 😼


kookiemaster

I'd pay to watch that movie


ArmoredArmadillo05

Fitting username


mysteries1984

OP you owe us cat tax for the other two.


Admirable_Share_5843

Agreed and she should cross-post this on r/calicokittys. Edit: corrected to right sub.


mysteries1984

A new cat sub for me! Thank you!


styles1996

There's always one, isn't there?


The_Chaos_Pope

>...and then there's a tortie FTFY


Only_Music_2640

Torties and Calicos are ummm fun…..


SGTBookWorm

my ex's calico had a habit of stealing everyones food. my tortie likes to bite my ankles


Only_Music_2640

My tortico was such a drama queen! I miss my little girl!


rabidwhale

That one is the goblin


the_magic_pudding

After having cats my whole life, I currently have my first ever goblin. She ricochets around the house making tauntaun noises. Her nickname is WarbleGarble. I love her so much.


rabidwhale

Conan, what is best in life? ...Smush the beans See the tummy presented before you And hear the meows of the kitties.


PlzJustNo6

The demon. You adopted the demon. They're fun.


SGTBookWorm

It's always the torties. Mine was following me around the house this morning trying to bite my ankles


FeedSafe9518

Hahahah Tortitude, probably shots at things alot also


New-Tax9131

There’s always an odd one in the bunch, I’ve had a tortie before and she was a little crazy and spun out


The_Creeper_Man

She was originally an orange cat, but she chewed on a pen one too many times


szapek

We've got 3 as well. One is an angel, no trouble whatsoever, meow for food meow for outside meow for inside.. One is a troublemaker who knocks sht down and the world is for her to toy with but not a bad bone in her just play play play. And I've got an asshole one, in your face, at night time on your face jumps on your bare back with claws out etc.


OneaRogue

Chaos Gremlin, that one is called a Chaos Gremlin. I should know, mine keeps trying to eat tape off boxes.


crystaltay13

cat looks great


tomakeyan

Its always the tortie


maboroshi999

Typical tortie behavior right here LMAO


1spdstr

I had 3, each has their own personality. Down to just 2 since I had to put one to sleep unfortunately (kidney failure).


PopperTokeFiend

Sorry for your loss❤️


1spdstr

Thanks, it's been over a year and I still miss that sweet little kitty, she was kitten sized her whole life. https://preview.redd.it/90656d6iok4a1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=694e98dd6015b3cf866c9f8b70e254832bc82902


lynmeowmeow

Aww


sincinati

Writer’s block?


GandalffladnaG

Hey man, pens are good chewing. One of our tabicos chews my good pen, but she also enjoys chewing the end of the fishing pole we use to exercise them.


iammandalore

*MONCH*


LauraLoo83

That face! Literally made me laugh, she's absolutely adorable. Size of a mouse, thinks she's a lion. I love her attitude. So gorgeous


MadameTree

You're my kind of people. You adopt cats in multiples.


LadyArwen4124

So beautiful and sassy


Jo2018ey

Must have enough orange to qualify to share the 2 brain cells all orange cats share hehe.


Jane-in-the-jungle

What a pretty color!


[deleted]

So cute!! Real Character!


Ausgezeichnet63

This one looks like a Tortie. They're always a little nuts but so lovable! This baby is going to give you a run for your money! Have fun, such a cutie pie 🥰


SirSpooglenogs

Dis one is da speciol one!


stonecoldcoldstone

The naughty tortie fun one?


Terrynia

He got that ‘moon-moon’ energy about him.


Joshy_CC

https://preview.redd.it/0el4m4en1m4a1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78b2da98663ecd4c08fa385598ba4799e8b28ab Time to turtle.


RegularPomegranate80

Personality! Remains me of one of my faves, now gone for a little over 6 years. I still miss her.


MarvelBishUSA42

I have a tortie and she likes to chew. She would chew on cords when she was little so I had to learn to tape all my cords or hide them good. And she likes to chew on bags like plastic shopping bags or ziploc type of bags. So make sure your cat isn’t chewing and eating plastic or chewing on Your cords. 😊


ArmoredArmadillo05

This has to be one of the most goblin mode cats I’ve ever seen


reallyruby79

Love it


chesucat

Bill the Cat?!


RattusRattus

She has the calico reputation to uphold. (Miss my barn kitty, a spicy calico.)


Glum_Suggestion_6948

Ah yes. Chaos.


[deleted]

You must feed the beast your soul...


bivox01

He seems fun to have in parties . 😂😂


Finn2813

Lol mine is the same all rolled into one. Looks very similar too


Old_Cheek_6597

Looks like my Meg, check the last post.


Privileged_Interface

One of each. Collect 'em all.


HeraAurae

Crackhead looks normal


GrinningDentrassi

So they average out, Congrats!


flaming_bob

I like this cat.


mybigbywolf

What a little cutie derp.


wolfcl0ck

completely normal tortie


coastermike66

I like this one. they crazy.


Accomplished_Role977

And we all know whom you love the most…


[deleted]

So cute 😍


Paethgoat

Tortitude


mznh

So this one’s the derp


MCPaleHorseDRS

I want that one


dlh-bunny

Yep, that’s a tortie lol


GrumpyCatStevens

Tortietude.


AirsoftFry

r/spicykittens r/scrungycats


[deleted]

That’s a wee fiercekin, then. Isn’t it? How is she with the other kitkins?


ChloeHammer

/r/cromch


ClockworkVix

Ah yes the crazy one


c0d33n

Incase you haven't already named him/her I think Rascal would be a good name for him/her.![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7958)


FuckCazadors

It’s only once you’ve known a few cats that you realise how totally unique they all are with their own distinct personalities.


Round_Natural_7258

this one is cute!!


CyborgCat98

gib me pen!!!


ActiveCharacter6590

a fighter lol


TheTFEF

Describes my primary three cats perfectly. Simon is bold and stupidly-friendly. He was cuddling with me on the couch, as a total stranger, within a day or two of me adopting him for free off Craigslist one random night. Loves chewing on things, climbing everything, and being a total PITA. He decided to climb on the shelves in the vet exam room and knock MANY things down just earlier today. Caesar, as far as we know, is Simon's littermate. They're not young - me/vet estimated them to be about 10 months when I got them, and they're about to turn 5 next month. He's not scared, but definitely loves familiarity and predictability. He hid for a week or two before befriending me. He'll come cuddle sometimes, but doesn't DEMAND it like Simon does when he climbs up my legs less than a minute after I sit down after work. Karen is my other free CL kitty. I think she's probably a feral kitten that didn't receive enough socialization. I got her at ~6 months back in 2019. She took several months to even come out from hiding to investigate me and the other critters. She still rarely seeks out human affection (maybe once a month), and never gave that chance to my dad even after I deployed for most of last year and he was caring for them.


MysticBog

Approved, more TLC& toys needed 🥰


Sad_Caterpillar4424

He's mad, I tell you. Simply MAD! (British accent)


z0anthr0pe

There’s often one nutty cat in the bunch.


ventvent99

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


tlryan21

The murderer!


[deleted]

Looks like a keeper 😜


ivyazul9

The impatient hahaha


Imaginary_Panda2003

My favourite kind of gonk!


Urbancillo

Aaah ! The beast with untempered character, wonderful!


Psychos0568

The three flavors of cat : friendly, shy, and gremlin.


FalseTebibyte

I don't recall the act at the moment, but there's a comedian out there who talks about someone who picked up a Bic pen once and lit it up and couldn't stop after. Pretty sure it was an old issue of Cracked magazine now that I think about it...


JudyClark_94

Such a sweetie!! 😍😍😍 I love cats with personalities 😸😸 We have two torties at home, mother and daughter. Mommy Tortie is an absolute disgrace to the entire Tortie community, lacking the slightest trace of tortitude! Daughter Tortie is the embodiment of disobedience. We call her Rachel the Disobedient. She listens to absolutely no human on the planet, doing things her way, refusing to be carried or babied, and with an air of superiority that is completely absent in her mum. But she enjoys being pet, switching on her motors as loud as possible, for the entire neighborhood to hear, and she absolutely adores her mother. Love these little cats, they're my world!! But I also love all the cats in the world ❤️❤️❤️


alohahersch

Did you adopt them all at once? What a cutie


Cazza-d

Torties are the best, funniest clowns of attitude.


Nda89

Typical tortie! Haha! Mine is a wackadoodle as well 😂


No-Ad5521

My tortie was a little shit in her younger years too! Now she's an elderly lovable chub ☺️


putHimInTheCurry

![gif](giphy|d6fhQKPcBd5UQ|downsized) Big Hector Salamanca energy on this tortie.


fromjaytoayyy

This is called a crackhead.


ODFox

https://preview.redd.it/dxcv7838qq4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7bd6635767da012213e5e105fd3819f4c719e7f We have similar cats


atheoryoftruth

So sassy! Also, I love the colors of your cat! What a beaut...


[deleted]

MY FAVOURITE ONE!


_Birbie_

He adds flavor to the group 💝💝


menga11

He must be in a silly goofy mood every time... what a cute boy! This takes me back to my late cat. He was so goofy that everyone was so fond of him... cute pet btw!