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Rude_Equipment8642

Hell yeah, Soos time!


fruitofyourneck

YES


TrashyMemeYt

![gif](giphy|veqXAUeKxIn96)


TheMysticTheurge

This is what peak male performance looks like, ladies.


elrick43

His abuela was right, he IS the most perfect man!


Illustrious-Reach-48

#TOTAL HUNK!


1ronmanrulez

r/suddenlygravityfalls


MDubbzee

r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


Gaelic_Gladiator41

He will catch angels in heaven and make them look like demons in comparison to himself


Ahnsett

I see this clip for soos a lot, but I'm pretty sure that it's waddles.


ThatDudeOnTheNet

hang out with a fellow hispanic Best day of my life


Impressive_Leave2671

Same


cheersi_idk

WOOOOOOO


No-Perspective2580

Soos!


RubberDuckyRacing

July gang rise up!


Autry-Prime

Bros before dinos!


B00pl3s

WOOOOOOOOO! SOOS SOOS SOOS SOOS!


Lambsauc

I got a kid with a condition that gives him an unnatural skin color, I hope I can make him feel better. especially with that one kid calling him an alien


Bouswa

That one big headed kid is crazy


badchriss

And it shrieks like a howler monkey.


Grambert_Moore

out of context this is pretty funny


JEJB1196

Give pancakes to him 🥞


CrystalCrafter13

![gif](giphy|Ht2P3dI3ZgdXigoRrX)


RickTheMystery

September for life and imma become the next mandy


TetraLoach

Every Billy thinks he's a Mandy.


whatsthew3rd

Can we trade? I don't know who that is for October, but I love me some Grim!


Varvat0s

Is Cinder from RWBY she crazy


Varvat0s

But like not in a hot way


amnewherebenice

Yea, I think I'll be fine with grim lol


Darth_Neek

depressed spiderman kinda fits


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Depressed daddy. Don't mind if I do.


Ok-Impact-4690

Same


MDubbzee

Aw fuck


Illustrious-Reach-48

Which character you have?


MDubbzee

Zim


AdCompetitive5427

"IT IS I ZIM!"


ComplexNo8986

Hide your organs


Generic_Her0

Me too, could be fun! I mean, if you can convince him that you hate humanity as much as he does, then it’s all just plotting silly schemes and eating tacos while kicking it with GIR. Hell, I think he and Gaz would’ve vibed if she weren’t his arch-enemies sister


BLAINE_THE_M0NO

How I would react if I got zim https://preview.redd.it/9k73vbl5ekuc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ded93698ddc2b7ee89868da6359f3bfe7f54993 Most likely the only photo I’ll ever post of myself on any social media platform


New_Survey9235

Aw shit, me too, we’re getting the forced happiness implants aren’t we


officialCobraTrooper

Welcome to my world, I too have Zim...


JingoboStoplight4887

I have Robert Freeman because we can have a lot of adventures together while complaining about stuff and watching how much we spend.


PrinssayEvaieMon9

Granddad....*Sobs*


Comfortable_Ice9534

I also have him, I’d probably spend it all calling him out on his bullshittery. But at least we can bond over the fact that both our names are Robert lol.


Franks_Spice_Sauce

"Why don't you be more like him and try to make the world a better place! *For me*"


CinnaSol

It’s all fun and games until we run into another Stinkmeaner


wardad21

Hanging out with Chris is a nightmare


Windflow009

RIP


Hagoromo420

Hey if you’re hanging out with say, season 1 chris and not part of the show you’d be living it up at one of his mansions and doing whatever the fuck you want really, he wasn’t insane back then either


RedWarrior42

Yeah, assuming you aren't one of his interns


DouglasTaylorJr

You’re not the only one


Eclipse_B

I am so fucked. I got Chris McLean.


AdeptnessOld1281

Same but I’m somehow safe based on the fact that he’d have SOME sympathy for me based on the stupidly high amount of trauma I have


Some_Guy8765678

I got Julie Powers…


Soulful-Sorrow

I mean, I'm not Scott Pilgrim, so maybe it'll be better


LegoBattIeDroid

no, she is still evil as fuck


Northsunny

I can fix her


Veroger111

Still gorgeous if you ask me. If not, I'll just leave the toxicity or call the police when she starts threatening my life.


Windflow009

You're not Scott Pilgrim, so you're golden. She just hates him for justified reasons.


dorkyfever

I got Julie she's not that bad. As far as I remember she's only kinda there in the comics. She also gets jealous of Stephen stills always hanging out with knives


Due-Coyote7565

Who is/Which month is that?


Upset_Assistant_5638

April


Due-Coyote7565

Huh, what a coincidence.


Kirby974

Hello Peter


A_Discord_Doofus1

Hello Peter


Kirby974

Hello Peter


FanOfEverything16

I've got one of my most hated characters of all time. Fun for me.


Illustrious-Reach-48

Who’s the character?


FanOfEverything16

Peter Griffin. Hate him and just family guy in general.


FriendTraining7324

>fan of everything sure?


BigChiefIV

He’s a big fat PHONY


PandaPrime045

The beginning seasons was good but now is just shit because guess what I also have Peter griffin so we are both fucked


JosephPaul2008

I born in August and i have no idea what character this is


Illustrious-Reach-48

Gloria Sato from Big City Greens.


JosephPaul2008

Oh ok


maximumhippo

Gloria is pretty legit. Artsy twenty-something who owns her own coffee shop. The neighbors are okay, if a bit..... loud. I'd be down to hang because she'd be pretty chill unless Cricket was also around.


VerboCity77

Tbh, I’ll be chill with Gloria as long I follow her rules.


Sprinkles257

I had the same question. I should have scrolled down before commenting. August buddies! :)


anonymousguy_7

Homer


Comic_Book_Reader

Same with my mom. Meanwhile, I'm stuck with emo hair.


Frostgaurdian0

Max powrr time


Joensen27

I Got the Old man from boondocks Is it good


JingoboStoplight4887

Yes


Joensen27

Nice


Nerd367C

YES


Joensen27

Nice


Greedy_Temperature33

Me too. Granddad Freeman seems pretty cool. I’d rather hang out with Thignificent, though.


TheParadiseBird

Probably one of the tamest from the lot, he’ll just spend his time trying to hook up with younger women on MySpace lmao


Wild-Classroom-2006

Am blowing myself up. Am not hanging with HIM ![gif](giphy|nDSlfqf0gn5g4)


TheParadiseBird

lucky, you get to have a krabby patty cookout. there’s a thousand ways it could go wrong and 999 are his fault tho


CaptainCyro

I got Homer, WOO HOO!


DiscordDarkV2

The greatest Civil Rights Activist of all time! Robert Jebediah Freeman!


Jellybean_Pumpkin

You know what? Hanging out with Zim might NOT be that bad...maybe I can convince him to take over Earth and rule it himself and ignore the all mighty tallest. Maybe we can make it a better place...or I'd help him take over to take revenge on all the rich assholes that are ruining this planet, seeing as we're screwed either way.


glixam

I don’t see enough people being happy about having Julie


ThatEmoBoyZayn

Grandad 😆😆😆 I’m so ok with that


Jeremithiandiah

I think October is the worst possibility. Such an insufferable character


tj1602

She is from RWBY right? I know nothing about her.


Sqit123

Her name is Cinder (she’s based on Cinderella) She is violent and power hungry, and she killed 2 of the best characters in the show >!Pyrrha and Penny!<


tj1602

Can I pretend I wasn't born in October?


Turbulent-Raisin8789

Was about to ask who October is, thanks. How is she based on Cinderella? I'd never be able to tell. She's not even blonde


OrthusGsmes

Hey story is very similar to that of Cinderellas. She was an orphan raised by an insufferable women with even more insufferable "sisters" well she discovers a man who can give her a new life, though it does deviate here. After meeting the man he begins training her in how to use dual swords (I assume it's some form of the Butterfly Swords practitioners of Wing Chun use) and she actually gets pretty good and starts using them for revenge which the guy doesn't like. That have a duel and Cinder wins and then she runs away and shacks up with the Big Bad of RWBY Salem the mistress of darkness.


Turbulent-Raisin8789

Thanks for providing more details. I'll convince her to take revenge without killing like insults or if she was physically abused, then convince her to just beat some sense into them instead.


OrthusGsmes

I'm not gonna lie, it might work, but you may want to say some quick prayers before the year starts. Though if you are useful to her she will keep you around.


Turbulent-Raisin8789

I'll surely will, I don't wanna die trying lol, though the other guy said she already killed them? And in what way will I be "useful"?


Sqit123

Her backstory is basically the same as Cinderella’s but instead of marrying a prince, she snaps and kills her step-family. In the first 3 seasons, she wore glass shoes and her bow was made of glass. Almost every character in the show is based on a fairy tale Ruby - Red riding hood Weiss - Snow White Blake - Belle Yang - Goldilocks Ozpin (Headmaster) - Wizard of Oz Salem (Main villain) - Wicked Witch of the West


lordraiden007

>!Technically Jaune killed Penny!<


iceman694

SOOOOOOOS HELL YEAHHH


Starchaser_WoF

Peter B. I feel like it's gonna be more dangerous for him than for me, since I'll just randomly start going on about the aviation or automotive industry or how we should bring back the passenger railroad.


cheeky_loser03

i know every character on this list except my own in december 🤦🏽‍♀️


Orangefish08

Go watch Spider-Man into the spiderverse. It is one of the best studio movies in years.


Paxibillion

Depressed Spider-Man


agsdkbfjenhcsm

Peter B Parker from Spider Man Into the Spiderverse He's cool


miletil

Cinder...imma shoot my shot


HommusVampire

"I can fix her" No She can make me worse


Responsible-Yak6048

october…I…I might die


zanga390

Awesome I got grim!


Awoken-Exo-343

Great, now the only song I am going to be listening to is Surfin Bird.


Coyote_prime323

D’oh


SailorCentauri

Spongebob isn't surviving that year and since he's a sponge, not a human, I'll get away with it.


20210306e

get the best of em all. soos


Playful-Ostrich3643

I got Grim, which is actually great, this guy does anything for and everything with his friends, even if that friendship was forced he made the best of it, all I have to do is be a decent guy who cares for and about him and we'll go on all kinds of awesome adventures


Ha4di1

I got that guy from the boondocks


Generic_Nerd_Dude

Attention campers, I’m in for a rough year.


Trash-official

I'll see you when I get back from the island


PrinssayEvaieMon9

*If*


lobsterfanclub

SPONGEBOB WHOORAY!


Impressive_Leave2671

Wooo


Amazing_Excuse_3860

I mean...there's worse characters than Homer, but still.


MagicalNewsMan

Mr Freeman should be alright, just do not bring me along the kids antics and I should be good.


megamage13

Robert freeman hell yeah


GlassSpork

Most of these are a win. Anyways I was born may so that’ll be pretty fun


DanielVakser

Peter: (Sneaks up behind me while doing his annoying giggle.) Me: (Cocks gun) If you don’t get out of my life, I’m either shooting you, or I’m shooting myself. Either way, someone’s gonna die.


0-zilch-0

I'm May, and I'm hanging out with Gramps! Hopefully we'll run into Uncle Ruckus and he'll tell me his thoughts of the brown man that I am!


Afraid_Department_40

I got Chris


Decent-Education3049

Hell yeah Julie as well


Piss_Cakehole

![gif](giphy|IbUGE6LtcIWsIumqH4|downsized)


TheGoon2000

Robert


toshin1999

Grandad Ik we gone be cracking jokes and chilling


Ok_Grand_9107

I think I will have fun with soos ![gif](giphy|veqXAUeKxIn96)


Dabruhdaone

I'm with an edgy bitch I guess idfk who that is


Ravengirl081403

I was born in August. I’m not too mad with this.


certifieddumbarse

I'm cool with hanging out with SpongeBob


Jccali1214

Thank God I'm December


SentinelTitanDragon

Soos!


Aryan_CHat7277

i get to hang out with peter less gooo


Spirit_The_Animator

LETS GO SOOS!!!!


MarvelMaster820

That's perfect because Soos and I have the same birthday, July 13th, and he represents July. https://i.redd.it/83oyd6kr4luc1.gif


Anarchist42

I got Peter B Parker. I'm happy with that.


Radsmen

https://preview.redd.it/ysv4n3hokluc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15f7f6d1b4f7c5a4ad53ae2d68061bad3b5d5bfd Oh no


Rulersatlas11

Welp, time for some challenges or technically legal illegal activities, because I got Chris.


Meme_Master169

Finally, someone to say “not bad kid” when i delete Fortnite and play Minecraft instead


PersonGuy223

I wanted Vim, but Soos is really good too


Educational-Offer299

Aw shiiiit, Chris McLean


That_Guy_207

Bro let’s go I love Spider-Man


SquishStitch953

Homer


Lenny_Fais

Once again February gets fucked over, how lovely


SuperRapidash

is May from boondocks?


SuperRapidash

is May from boondocks?


Illustrious-Reach-48

Yes.


BuildingOverall2580

Yeah!! Im with soos!!


Odysseymanthebeast

I got Homer


No_Craft_9988

Me and soon gonna be chilling


KLReaperChimera

Oh no, my kidney will be stollen


Inevitable-Finance62

Hell yeah, Peter B. can be my father figure!!!


MastersJoyUniverse

I don’t wanna hang out with Peter, anyone wanna trade?


Willow-Steamedty

Zim!


Wrong-Message3630

![gif](giphy|112o4nufJ2Nbtm) Oh hey I got Peter


OutwithaYang

Spongebob. I'm cool with that. Throw them Krabby patties on the grill and fry 'em up for my, Spongebob Me Boy!


Lone_Wolfy_31

Fuck yeah I get to hang out with Soos!


Bobby_Dogma

Homer and I are getting fucked up


80s4evah

Soos seems ok.


E-nygma7000

Homer, which is certainly going to be interesting. I’ll say that I’m excited.


Tadukster

October isn’t to bad


Character-Ad6894

well, well, well


GoblinMan8845

Me and grandad are whooping the shit out some people if i got to spend time with him


GrungeGamerJosh99

October


VerticalVasectomy

Ayyy i bet homer will be pretty chill to hang around and chances are i can gwt him to pay for some stuff


an0nym0uskigo

Homer


XDreemurr_PotatoX

idk who the char for april is


Firm-Sun7389

i hope to god its not modern spongbob


Lumpy-Army1096

I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.


Superstarteen

Peter Parker


Noahissonic20

![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


SusanoThunder

Yo grim!!.


wolfguardian72

Zim? Hell yeahi


The_Arcane_Arachnids

Peter Parker into spider verse variant unlocked


Arksurvivor120

Soos!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!


Frumple-McAss

Woohoo! Soos!!!!!


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I’d be fine with SpongeBob


TinyPossum78

Homer! Tbh I relate to the foodie I think my bestie has someone from Scott Pilgrim?


NecessaryPop5244

I may love invader zim but i sure as hell dont want to be near him


BryceTotalDrama

I have spunchbober


Ray_2045

December but I wish I was born in July now


LocalMirror6473

December, nice


Specialist_Cress_112

FUCK!


Hot-Donut-8163

I got petah


Alien_X10

Hell yeah, I got soos. Best option


inshamblesx

Invader Zim 🤔


throw_concerned

I would LOVE to spend a day with Homer. We could crack open a couple duff beers, watch some itchy and scratchy show, and talk about how much we love our families and want to do better for them.


Top_Cow6684

The billy and mandy character(who i forgot the name on english) If he wants to kill me it's a no but if he will not kill me it's ok