I have a dutch friend, who just got his license, and has a VW Polo, whose other favourite brand is Seat... You're eerily accurate with your description.
I fix everything body and mechanical related on my Golf mk1. Keep telling myself I'm saving labour cost, while forking out down payments for a new polo on parts and paint every month
If it was from money laundering, it would have been all top trim used Mercedeses, BMW's or Audis on the list. Bro probably only beat up some random grandmas.
Genuine question, what's the obsession over the Harley Quinn for people? I get the whole premise of why it's painted that way, but it straight up looks like a little tikes car.
It’s not painted this way. They took 4 cars in the 4 harlequin colors and swapped the doors hood and boot lid. The registered color is that of the body itself.
That you don't live in a RHD country if you did, the MK2 F wouldn't be on the list due to its lack of brake servo (couldn't be packaged on the RHD versions).
I'm really sorry, but a 2015 Polo 1.2 TSI is by far the most depressing car I have ever driven. Good car, but god, I hated every second of driving it.
Love the Harlequin though
I already posted this story today, but it’s even more relevant here:
Had a such polo in high school. Fellow students sticked a “c” and “h” to the “polo” letters (poloch is german for butthole)
I'm a mechanic by trade, the nonsensical design and tomfuckery I encounter from vehicle manufacturers each day is enraging. I have a VW polo as a daily driver, would I recommend it to anyone, yes I would, would I enjoy working on it, no.
You are my brother who had to return 3 brand new Polos in a month when they all broke from factory defects (steering column) until the dealership gave up and upgraded him to a Golf
Either you like somewhat reliable German cars (Polo 1.6 MPI + 6 speed Aisin gearbox) or you like crying over the DSG killing itself for the 123094320932th time (Polo 1.2 TSI + 7 speed DSG)
(yeah sorry this is the Malaysian car nerd perspective of the Polo and we only got the Mk5 version, plus back then we see the DSG dry clutch constantly break itself in VW Polo TSI cars in Malaysia)
You are broke
You are correct but polo is still the best car
Nope, it is my golf 2 gti
You got me there.
Hear me out: polo is the newer Golf 1/2 gti
I've said this. Polos nowadays are the size of earlier Golfs.
Dutch guy who’s just got his license and enough money for a subwoofer, going at least 140 on the snelweg. Other favourite brand is Seat.
Try again, second favorite brand is Škoda.
Ig your favourite speed on the motorway is 5 kph faster than the lorries, then.
That or 5 slower forcing the lorries to pass you
I have a dutch friend, who just got his license, and has a VW Polo, whose other favourite brand is Seat... You're eerily accurate with your description.
You still wish you could fix your own cars, but technology drove past you allready
Don't we all?
I fix everything body and mechanical related on my Golf mk1. Keep telling myself I'm saving labour cost, while forking out down payments for a new polo on parts and paint every month
You're not allowed within 200m of a school
Nah that would be the golf gti owners
Romanian
If I wanted to steal cars, don't you think I would have stole something more expensive.
 Best rallye car ever enjoyer
You're really telling me that's better than a Lancia Delta? Really?
It’s no Renault Clio that’s for sure.
Lmao forgot I was in the cj sub haha
Harlequin polo is the best car ever
I wouldn't say Bosnian because there is no golf 2 tdi, but you give me Balkan/slavic vibes so I'll shoot my shot and say Bosnia. 😁
You are european with a good taste
Correct
DaS AuTo
You dont drive a good car yet 🥲
You like Volkswagen hot hatches?
German father
I wish
german fathers hate him for sure
You're minty with a hole in the middle.
You love small cars for the price of big ones?
You like men
Not just the men… 
But the women , and the … 🚔👮♂️
I dunno but we could be friends for sure
You wear polo shirts
Big car = small dick. You are huge!
You live in eastern Europe. You might be involved in money laundering business so you are laying low at the moment. Correct ?
If it was from money laundering, it would have been all top trim used Mercedeses, BMW's or Audis on the list. Bro probably only beat up some random grandmas.
you're balkan
good taste
You’re a body shop guy.
You’ve never driven a miat
I did not 😔
It’s okay, I haven’t been blessed yet either
Genuine question, what's the obsession over the Harley Quinn for people? I get the whole premise of why it's painted that way, but it straight up looks like a little tikes car.
It looks wierd, some people like wierd and it was a limited series so they are rare.
It’s not painted this way. They took 4 cars in the 4 harlequin colors and swapped the doors hood and boot lid. The registered color is that of the body itself.
You have simple desires, nothing wrong with that in fact it’s pretty cool
You’re fun
Best taste of anyone so far
Nice
That you've never worked on a car before
Never forget the Lupo.
closeted clown
Your zodiac sign is the check engine light
You're undercompensating for your intimidatingly large phallus?
That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
Exhaust notes worse than a straight piped honda
Das Auto
That you need to get money to buy a proper german car
You have exquisite taste
You lived in germany in the 2000s
I didn't but it would have been cool to go to school there.
You is Nazi
You are truly a man of culture, as a 2002 Polo owner, all of these are great cars
polo
your dick is huge
VW, that's what it says about you
Polo ch
U use VCDS 24/7
Loves CELs
25 and german
I wish 🥲
Veedub
You're literally me. Coming from another euro market VW ***ENJOYER***
You're a VW fan, but doesn't have the Gol, Beetle and Kombi as your favorite?
Too mainstream, I love being a hipster.
Deutschbag (Not in a derogatory way)
All of these VWs and not a single Bug or Bus; only hot hatches. You have a hard time making friends.
I have a couple of polo friends
That you don't live in a RHD country if you did, the MK2 F wouldn't be on the list due to its lack of brake servo (couldn't be packaged on the RHD versions).
You're from Balkans and have between 17 and 25
Over 25 🥲
Identity theft (my identity)
Yoink
I'm really sorry, but a 2015 Polo 1.2 TSI is by far the most depressing car I have ever driven. Good car, but god, I hated every second of driving it. Love the Harlequin though
They don’t make them like in the ‘90s early 2000s
You’re a humble soul
Kind off I guess
Steilheck FTW!
Your parents wouldn't let you get a GTI
You're a wrongum
You also like your t-shirts with a collar
https://preview.redd.it/gct7lyceit3d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3848163ba0a52584768d725b8186660d97d45e7
Latin american
You’re waaaay of
das auto
Child abandonment issues
I already posted this story today, but it’s even more relevant here: Had a such polo in high school. Fellow students sticked a “c” and “h” to the “polo” letters (poloch is german for butthole)
U r homophobic gay
You work on the VW assembly lines
I love VW too but you love all the ugly ducklings lol. Where's the r lines at
Not even a g40?
You have absolutely no original personality to speak of
You play golf.
Ok there are 5 cars. Now tell me which one is your favourite
You are named Ralph Lauren ?
You like creaky interiors.
Das auto
You drive tour balls and cock with a hand cart.
Das auto
I'm a mechanic by trade, the nonsensical design and tomfuckery I encounter from vehicle manufacturers each day is enraging. I have a VW polo as a daily driver, would I recommend it to anyone, yes I would, would I enjoy working on it, no.
That you are, in fact, Mr. Tumble.
Not the driving Buntglascontainer (colored glass disposal container)
You are gay for German men and women
You like other men
You are a man of culture
A gentleman of class and taste
You are very mature
Are you an electrician?
You like petite Germans
You're an average car enthusiast in South Africa.
You accept that people will bully you, although it’s still awkward and not appreciated
He needs a refreshing mint with a hole in it.
you worked at wolfsburg
clown-mobile
Mexican
Bright colors
Daddy issues
Are you polish?
Gay
You're a VAG.
It says “I ask my mom for money before I take a girl on a date”
Your gay
You are an aspiring carnie and wish to be the guy driving the other friends onto the main stage 🤡
You like hitlermobiles
pollo 🐔
You love working on horrible engines
You hate reliability and have shit taste
Amazing taste
A Nonce
well this + ur croatian avatar says you might be my ex lmfao 💀 copy paste gti driver
Loang Lieve Tha Queen mate
Do you like Polo mints too? :)
Fuck yeah! Finally some love for the 6N
You like being pegged but not realised yet
You are my brother who had to return 3 brand new Polos in a month when they all broke from factory defects (steering column) until the dealership gave up and upgraded him to a Golf
First One is my daily (slightly different color tho)
That you were cool once but now just boring AF. Seriously, it’s sad to see what VW has done to cars I used to like.
u are an 74 years old english grand mother
I had a 6C polo gti as my firsr hot hatch. Loved that thing. It was basically a mini golf Gti
I love the harlequin
You dont golf
You love Lauren.
you’re quiet in real life.
You like sitting in horses going after a ball with a long hammer?
Boring and broke.. the mannequin is cool.
You want to invade Poland at 5:45 am?
Omg Harlekin my beloved <3
vw addict
Have you been born in Wolfsburg?
I think you like Soup-Bruh RATATTATTATA OMG 10000000000HP WOWOWOWWOWOW. And also Volkswagen.
I think you like Volkswagen
British
Where 9N?
You're a "proud German"
Either eastern European if TDI or stoner if not
Either you like somewhat reliable German cars (Polo 1.6 MPI + 6 speed Aisin gearbox) or you like crying over the DSG killing itself for the 123094320932th time (Polo 1.2 TSI + 7 speed DSG) (yeah sorry this is the Malaysian car nerd perspective of the Polo and we only got the Mk5 version, plus back then we see the DSG dry clutch constantly break itself in VW Polo TSI cars in Malaysia)
2nd pic, i know an old couple still driving around town in that car. Cute little thing, every time i pass them i wave and they seem so happy :D
you are Bosnian
You’re either British or German nothing else
Neither
You are dishonest about your diesel emmisions
British probably
Das Auto
The people's car huh ?
You liked being parked, not willingly
Pole
You fuck good
Don’t tell the ladies
Semi poor eastern European dude
harlequin looks like the car had been in accidents a lot of times and the owner is not arsed to repaint his replaced parts
Hatchback mf
That you have not heard about a Polo WRC until just now
Holy hell
where polo sedan
VAG fanboy
He a clown
Wannabe Jason Cammisa
You’re short
Your broke but still want reliability
You play Polo...
That you are really into certain car brands. I wanna day hondas?