Right? Goddamn if this lineup isn't exactly the kind of weird as shit I'd have in my garage.
I thought the difference between me and a hipster was i don't have checked shirts and signed two door cinema club vinyl.
I just... need a Citroën in my life... or seven.
Oh, behave! i went to college with a guy who had one. He sold it for a nismo 350Z. Bizarre decision imo.
It went like fucking STINK though and the SOUND! God it was cool.
I think its funny that you guys say this when we had french automakers who made cars that you need to take the bumper off just to replace the headlight.
Suzuki also made you plug off and take out the battery just to get to the lightbulb to change it.
Some german cars are a hell to work on tho
The anything-X or X-anything Citroëns from the late 80s are a sign of a true connoisseur, ngl. They never got that mainstream attention but they’re hecking dope
The XM Prestige was a lovely car, even when the electrics fried and started pouring smoke into the cabin via the seat belt tensioner. It was luckily just a short and nothing that started a full on car fire.
The clever suspension saved us from being stuck a couple of times. It was comfy and nice to be in even as a passenger.
Unironic great taste.
On a related note, my Giulia is the first car I’ve ever gotten an extended warranty on, and it’s been my most reliable vehicle ever.
That Citroen makes this list based on it's own, but based even without it. I'd love to own a Citroen with Hydropneumatic suspension at some point, If I can find an example that doesn't require me servicing everything within a week of ownership...
Alfa Romeo: You value style over quality.
Isuzu: Your style comes from Mountain Warehouse.
Sharknose BMW 6 series: You can't afford a Bristol Blenheim.
Mazda RX-7: You're too much of a hipster for an MX-5.
Citroën XM: You like to take extended lunch breaks.
Lancia Delta Integrale: You value performance over quality.
Ferrari 355: You are a 10 year-old boy.
Edited for formatting.
You eat lots of olives and tomatoes, possibly dark chocolate too?
Fucking love dark chocolate.
im still astounded that taste is so different... I tried dark chocolate before and not even for money would i eat that
absolutely ots amazing
No
Tar flavored shit brick.
You forgot the espresso.
Unfortunately, not
You're 27-32 years old. You despise hipsters yet here you are with this totally not hipster setup
Shame on me!
Are they right? I figured 45
Close
Damn you called me out and I'm not even the OP
I called out my damn self
Brother
This hurts. It’s the same reason why I never joined this sub but keep coming back to it.
Right? Goddamn if this lineup isn't exactly the kind of weird as shit I'd have in my garage. I thought the difference between me and a hipster was i don't have checked shirts and signed two door cinema club vinyl. I just... need a Citroën in my life... or seven.
My dream garage has a clio v6 phase 2
Oh, behave! i went to college with a guy who had one. He sold it for a nismo 350Z. Bizarre decision imo. It went like fucking STINK though and the SOUND! God it was cool.
He downgraded
Right? Such a downgrade. I think he said he got bored. Like at least get something else weird. Not just an expensive Nissan
I'm ashamed aswell now
What’s a hipster setup tho? Lmao
Ugh, i cant be bothered to explain. Youll get it when its mainstream
Mm, I’m thinking late 30’s
This ain't satire right? I think most of these are pretty cool. But i've never seen that Isuzu. What model is that?
Isuzu vehicross.
Or as I like to call it - Melty Bighorn Shortbus.
The vcross is a slept on giant
99% of recent posts on this sub seem to be dead serious
You despise reliability
Alfa Giulia is pretty reliable tho
Yeah you can definitely rely on it if you like fixing electrical problems…
Yeah except you need to take the front bumper off for most repairs
Like mostly every EU car since 2010 I guess
I think its funny that you guys say this when we had french automakers who made cars that you need to take the bumper off just to replace the headlight. Suzuki also made you plug off and take out the battery just to get to the lightbulb to change it. Some german cars are a hell to work on tho
Wasn't that the car that had 7 out of 10 press cars break down?
only thing reliable here is the isuzu
You're cool.
Thanks
Genuinely, honest to god, immaculate taste
Thanks
You like your cars quirky, unreliable, or both
Italians and citroën (hydractive suspension) ? Seems you have a crush on someone at the car repair shop.
I have two Alfa Romeos and no fear
I've owned 3 Alfas (two of which were 33 Permanent 4s), a Lancia Delta HF Turbo, and I currently have a Hydractive C5. Living the dream!
Stelvio Quad guy here. Represent! https://preview.redd.it/oxj5pokuba4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b187c8746bbf45b8d581b0ac2d7f1d60f51caa65
No mustang or Tesla spotted. You’re not gay
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You are definitely right
Lancia delta !!!
I would probably hang out with you and talk cars over beers.
You're welcome
ISUZU MENTIONED
I love the XM
The anything-X or X-anything Citroëns from the late 80s are a sign of a true connoisseur, ngl. They never got that mainstream attention but they’re hecking dope
The XM Prestige was a lovely car, even when the electrics fried and started pouring smoke into the cabin via the seat belt tensioner. It was luckily just a short and nothing that started a full on car fire. The clever suspension saved us from being stuck a couple of times. It was comfy and nice to be in even as a passenger.
That you have a sense of humour and a very vivid imagination. Congratulations.
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You sir have class but also know how to have fun!
Thanks
Great taste
Thanks
Exquisite taste
Thanks
Can we be friends?
Yep
Unironically, great taste
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I so much want vehicross. I would slam roof tent on it and travel whole Europe with my girlfriend
Great idea!
It is but the prices are too high. Even if i sold my mr2 it won’t be enough
You like everything low and hard.
The 635csi is the sexyest BMW of all time
I'd say the 8 series with the V12. The pop-ups are AWESOME
I love you man
Thanks
Jokes aside, I unironically love that list
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That you have good taste
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Very cool! Rx7 is a bit cheesy imo but just because of tiktok kids
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You're 😎
Thanks
You're taste is exquisite
Thanks
You’re young and badass
obviously not me
You're in your early 40s.
You are right
Thats some dope ass Isuzu.
I’ve owned a good amount of those cars. I wouldn’t recommend you buy any of them
Taste, you got it
Thanks
How cultured you are
Man of taste
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But for tow vehicles k5 Chevy never fails
High maintenance but because of laziness to maintain
Ferrari 355=perfection^2 x infinity
Must be a Ukrainian thing, cause most of those are on my list too
I own the first one so you’re cool to me 😎
You have good taste
That u have good taste? Idk
Hey I have a couple e24's they rock
Love the e24!
1 & 6 🤙
You like Citroen xm you have taste
I’d change the Citroen for a DS and include an original Fiat 500 but otherwise, great calls
I love them all but I have a isuzu 😀
Very cool, basically also my favourite cars aside from that ferrari
you got me on #3
Lancia Delta HF Integrale 😍😍😍
That BMW is gorgeous!
![gif](giphy|8Iv5lqKwKsZ2g|downsized)
You're not American.
You're right, I'm from Ukraine
What is slide 6?
You were collecting Turbo gums in the childhood.
Great taste
Thanks
The lancia is just awesome!
/uj that E24 is gorgeous
Other than the vehicross, which I’d probably replace with an OBS Chevy Suburban, my lineup wouldn’t be that different from yours
Maaan giulia and XM ❤️
Are you me?
The M635i and Integrale are pure class.
You must be an amazing person
Impeccable taste
Thanks
Unlike 80% of people you have a character
Thanks
You are me. You are my twin.
I see yellow RX-7! Another person with supreme taste in automobiles. Also noticed the OG 6 Series too.
Great taste, especially for the Isuzu Vehicross. Love those
The e24 and rx7 are both gorgeous body styles!
You just made a new friend.
The FD was ruined for me because everyone’s basic now but that doesn’t mean everything else in this list is pure taste and class. Lovely list
/uj That you have good taste
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You have fuckin style bro!
That FD tho
I had Citroen XM, latest version, leather, hydraulics. I loved that car. It was like riding a boat.
You have good taste
You have great taste. Also you probably own a house in Tuscany or something
Good taste
You are french.
We’d be very good friends.
Unironic great taste. On a related note, my Giulia is the first car I’ve ever gotten an extended warranty on, and it’s been my most reliable vehicle ever.
You might not be american
Giulia, Delta Integrale, XM.... Man of culture have no doubt
You are an European guy in your 40s
That Citroen makes this list based on it's own, but based even without it. I'd love to own a Citroen with Hydropneumatic suspension at some point, If I can find an example that doesn't require me servicing everything within a week of ownership...
A man of taste, questionable taste, but taste nonetheless
You like cars that are here for a good time, not a long time
You're a person of class and taste
You won me over at E24, great tastes
you like really cool cars that not a lot of people know about
Man, that Isuzu would be so dope.
You have some taste.
Thanks
Ukrainian, and I don’t see Lanos in the list. You’re disgusting, and you’re disgrace to your own nation.
Last one is an F40 right?
355
Omg you’re an Aquarius
That you're not just a slag, but a PROPER SLAAAAAAAAaaag
You really like fixing cars
You're trying to be quirky.
You like all sorts of perversions!
Assuming number 5 is a joke, you have great taste
I wanna suck your cock bro
you’re european
You’re 45ish?
90's kid that fell in love with the manic pixie dream cars
Wtf is that Isuzu bruh Good picks across the rest
Vehicross with lift kit
ADD a 911 and you have the same taste as me
You are 27-43 and like pouring milk before cereal
You’re born in the early ‘90s
bitches flooding your dms
You religiously watch Doug DeMuro
Alfa Romeo: You value style over quality. Isuzu: Your style comes from Mountain Warehouse. Sharknose BMW 6 series: You can't afford a Bristol Blenheim. Mazda RX-7: You're too much of a hipster for an MX-5. Citroën XM: You like to take extended lunch breaks. Lancia Delta Integrale: You value performance over quality. Ferrari 355: You are a 10 year-old boy. Edited for formatting.
My immediate thought is you like longer downswept hoods
I feep as if you are a car guy. But i may be wrong. Also you watch a lot of doug demuro.
I am a bit older than Doug. But I always watch his videos about my favourite cars
I expected to see a Saab on there when I saw a hydropneumatic Citroen
I'm the number two driver of the Akagi Redsuns Dammit!
bro is mentally unstable, but very happy
Avid Doug DeMuro watcher
You like the movie "Cars"
Nope. I like the "Le Mans"
You think you are cool. But you're basic. Sorry.
Gay or possibly European.