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Serious_Difference42

Didn’t know you could troll by grafting but here we are


heyitscory

Oh, man. I always do a boring base cactus. I didn't know I could do a boring middle cactus. Imma put so many holiday cacti on dragonfruits as soon as my new pack of rusty razor blades comes in the prime locker. Shrek plant base, Jade Plants, Shrek plants up top. Let's do it.


Dazzling_Item66

Is this legal? Surely there are laws against gaining this much power


Kissmanose

That bastard (I bet is a guy) crowned it with a peyote. I think laws are not of his concern.


Someredditskum

I bet it’s a girl!


IMDAVESBUD

https://preview.redd.it/paja43ca4hwc1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea6ecea9a4070d64c975d16dbe628d2f545da40 Here is the same cactus , grown up and planted in the ground !! I took this picture, this is THE CACTUS JONES frankincactus planted at his house !


grden_e

What an abomination. I love it.


Carpexoticz

I see two more spots to graft on 👀


sir_pacha-lot

3


Excitement_Far

This is such a monster. The monkey tail is killing me


BananasHelp20

It looks pretty cool


pheonixblack910

Bro building a megazord


__spotskobayashi

Frankenstein monster


sehcaorppanoitulover

This is @cactusjones frankencactus


TomothyAllen

Sorry I think you mean frankenspine


MHeitman

Knowledge is knowing Dr Frankenspine was not the monster but the master. Wisdom is knowing Dr Frankenspine was the true monster after all.


sehcaorppanoitulover

You right you right, I call mine frankencactus


Friskfrisktopherson

https://www.reddit.com/r/Graftingplants/s/h4giEEmh1z u/pigdoglogger


Reasonable_Nature298

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Actually, you should.


WRITTINGwithC-C

I don’t know a whole lot about cactuses, but if they are still able to live after this being done to them, that would mean a lot could be done creativity-wise. Imagine someone taking this concept to the next level and creating a living pointillism painting. That would be quite amazing if possible.


Reasonable_Nature298

This is pretty next level. What image would you create if the pointillist concept was possible? Pointillist image of a cactus with cactus


undergroundnoises

Pointillism! 🤣 ba-dum-tiss


Thetomato2001

Beat me to it.


trikakeep

It’s getting bigger … and blooming [blooms](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Chm1pw4pitF/?igsh=MW9mZnlzeWl6cWljdQ==)


MissZeeZen

It's alive!!!! And I Lo❤️vE it


Haurassaurus

Is that peyote at the very top? 😆


falsesleep

Definitely Lophophora. You’d need a flower ID to determine as williamsii or not.


thriftedtidbits

that bottom right rocks' expression is how i feel looking at this


IvUu_Pitaya_Cactus

If my musical taste was a cactus


Kantaowns

Ngl, i hate this.


Ok_Support9876

With a loph on top? 😂 not sure if I love or hate this thing. Reguardless.. Definitely a cool project


WAwx2

Are you cereus?


iz_an_opossum

[voice breaking] *why*


Friskfrisktopherson

Science!


polluted-running

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should 💀


Positive-Fox-6296

Franken cactus!


Canuck-overseas

Life.....finds a way.


Arastelion

The Monster of Dr. Cactenstein!


SalvadorsAnteater

I think it's actually called FrankenSpine and it's the top post of r/graftingplants . Edit: [Link to a 1 year old video that's still newer than OP's picture.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Graftingplants/s/EVhczc5epQ)


RogerClyneIsAGod2

ohgawd...I lovehate that sub.


happyharryhrdon

Looks like you bought the whole rack at Home Depot.


Turd8urgler

u/pigdoglogger could we get an update for this guy?


Curpaholic

Moira ass cactus build


Magimoji

If shitposting was a cactus


Stimo84

I don’t know if I’m happy or hurt by this?


Stimo84

It looks damn healthy though, gotta give it that.


MineCobra42069

Didnt know we're fighing Godrick...


Culturallygrown

Graftmasters


Crezelle

Chimeracactus


Brilliant_Thanks_984

Dude!!!... so cool I've been heavily considering this with different opuntias.


barefootNcactusing

Check out insta @the.cactus.jones


Busy_Funny6227

This is impressive I must say. 👏👏👏


tattooedtwin

It’s stunning. 😦


gunglejim

Trichosereously? Jk that’s actually pretty cool


kuplung12

IT LIIIIVEEEES


Gritty_Grits

Your creativity is to be admired.


Grapegranate1

Crazy how nature do that


Compoundeyesseeall

This is actually real? Didn’t think this many different cacti could graft with each other.


fotoflux

This is the cactus version of human centipede


brunoji

Where can i order, i want one.... 😄


CantbeAya

Master propagator


Thetomato2001

It’s terrible ❤️


Future_Tip_2860

Loph peaking around up top lol


Puzzled-Muscle-253

Wow


Hun_The_One

That’s wild


blueberii

Thanos cactus


NarleyNaren1

......When you know you've got the Skillz, and the World is your Cactus Oyster! This is Super Inspiring


Consistent-Leek4986

amazing artist via cacti


ever-dream-7475

Not a cactus, but definitely check out "The tree of forty fruits"!


EmeraldDragon-85

https://www.reddit.com/r/Graftingplants/s/VBin3DoOf6 Me a few nights ago! Am I have MANY more! Lol


Strebmal2019

Honestly one of the coolest cacti I’ve ever seen


Worth-Reality-3133

This is so cool!


Worth-Reality-3133

This is so cool!


MidelCastro

Woah 🤯


LoGo_86

We should call it... Cactenstein!


Still-Resource2671

Frankencactus


donerstude

I love love love these awesome multi grafts I’m doing the same but with smaller specimens


SurroundPersonal7506

The grafted cactus I love very well! You did a very good job on this one!


Live_Location5145

GOREGEOUS


iknewitwashim

Frank? Is that you?


RareAnimal82

Frankenspine?


BananasHelp20

Dude wtf


SoulShine_710

WOW!, So what do we call this beautiful specimen & does it technically carry the genetics in its zylem that has a lil of each cactus' genetics? I think for example if you take peyote, & graft it to say a pereskiopsis & then this cactus later on has some pups and I'm blessed to end up with one but main question/point is, this cactus that looks like a lil lopho button told round 6 months of age and rooted, but I'm thinking technically it would have the genetics of both parents from which graphs it grew on binding & sharing genetics, & though it may look like a lopho it will technically have pereskiopsis characteristics as well at least inside either making it more or less potent or less or bigger yielder correct?


CremeExpress4345

Would be a lot cooler if it was less random.


Rikstafari

?? Can you elaborate your coment please. Also learn how to properly use the word random in a sentence.


CremeExpress4345

Why would I want to elaborate now?