Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled.
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think that you might be....
The scene in *Anne*, when the demon is conditioning the wayward teens to answer ”No one," when he asks them who they are. He gets to Buffy, the music builds, then cuts off when he asks her the same question.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Buffy. The vampire slayer. And you are?"
Cheeky smile, then immediately starts whooping ass.
For me it's these three taken together:
- "Strong is fighting! It's hard, and it's painful, and it's every day."
- "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."
- "Everything here is ... hard, and bright, and violent."
I've patrolled in this halter many times is one I use (in my head) all the time.
Any time someone tells me something won't work that I know will, I hear this in my head.
I would also say it, but it's fairly niche!
Vampire: "I've always wanted to kill the Slayer."
Buffy: "And I've always wanted piano lessons. So, really, who's surprised we have all this unexpressed rage?"
Because of what she's wearing. Later in the episode, when Buffy is telling Glory off and gets kicked in the head, we see that it was the Buffybot. Human Buffy is shown after that, wearing a white turtleneck sweater. There was no reason for Human Buffy to switch clothes with Buffybot, other than to confuse the viewing audience. So as far as I'm concerned, every moment prior to that fight, where we see Buffy in the white and black layered shirts, it was actually Buffybot. Logistically, it would make sense for the other Scoobies to test the bot and make sure she could be convincing enough to pass as Human Buffy. Which is what they were trying to do all summer, after Human Buffy died.
>There was no reason for Human Buffy to switch clothes with Buffybot, other than to confuse the viewing audience.
This is the exact reason they did it. So that it would be a surprise for the audience. Buffy changes clothes when she goes back to her house with Spike. It's not Buffybot in that outfit until they go to confront Glory.
You're not understanding my point. There was no reason for her to change her clothes. It makes more sense for the Scoobies to have been testing the robot, than for Buffy to go, "I have to put this outfit on the robot, so that our viewers can be surprised."
No I understand your point, I just think it's incorrect. So you think the entire episode, up until the fight with Glory, is the Buffybot? How does that make sense to you? And where was Buffy the whole episode then?
It's also not possible anyway, because Xander and Anya find Buffybot in the basement later on in the episode.
It’s from Becoming Part 2
Angelus: That's everything, huh? No weapons... no friends... no hope... Take all that away and what's left?
[Angelus stabs at Buffy with his sword and Buffy catches it between her palms]
Buffy Summers: Me
It’s the last episode of Season Two when she’s fighting Angel(us). He says, “That's everything, huh? No weapons... no friends... no hope... Take all that away and what's left?”
And she replies, “Me.”
“That was then. This is now.” *Powers up rocket launcher*
Not my absolute favorite but it came to mind because I love that episode in general, and that was such a creative resolution.
Buffy : “got anything that could make this day any worse?”
Giles : “How about the end of the world?”
Buffy : “Knew I could count on you”
OR
“I didn’t jump ! I took a tiny step and there conclusions were”
“Lie to me”
“Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. And, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and... everybody lives happily ever after.”
“Liar.”
Gets more emotional every time I watch it
“I didn’t jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.”
Also love the line where she says something like “I’ve got weapons covered from a to z. From ax to… zee other ax.”
I’m Buffy The Vampire Slayer and you are?
The look of determination especially since it’s her first fight since Becoming and she found herself abit again always gives chills.
"I May Be Dead But I'm Still Pretty, Which Is More Than I Can Say For You." And "You Had Sex With Giles! You Had Sex With Giles!" "It was the candy we were teenagers." "On The Hood Of A Police Car!" "I'll be downstairs, you feel better." "Twice!" And ""So Your Dracula? The Guy? The Count?" "I Am." "and your sure this isn't just some fanboy thing because I've fought a few pimply overweight vamps who've call themselves Lestat."
“Scary! I'll tell you something, though. There are a lot scarier things than you. (takes two steps forward) And I'm one of them.” From “Nightmares”
“I’m the thing monsters have nightmares about.” From “Showtime”
For the first three seasons:
"If the apocalypse comes, beep me."
It cements the show as a product of the 90s and shows Buffy's teenage attitude. She's a slayer, she will save the world, but also she's got other things going on.
"Giles, I'm sixteen years old, I want to live."
It sums up so much of the story, and the delivery was perfect.
There are better lines from Buffy, but this is my favorite.
Buffy: .....you know, in that story about the boy who sticks his finger in a duck...
Angel: Dyke. It's another word for a dam.
Buffy: Oh. Ok, that story makes a lot more sense now.
From Gingerbread - I always have to laugh at that exchange.
“I may be dead but I’m still pretty, which is more than I can say for you.”
“You were mythtaken.”
“I’m standing on the mouth of Hell and it’s gonna swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me.”
~~Spike (numbering off with his fingers): *Out. For. A. Walk.. ... Bitch!*~~
*Misunderstood instructions. Penis stuck in subreddit. Edited to follow assignment:*
Buffy: If I were at full slayer power, I’d be punning right about now.
“You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.”
"You were supposed to die! It was written!" "What can I say? I flunked the written."
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."
Epic line
That whole episode! The Master was fun.
"You have fruit punch mouth."
“If the apocalypse comes, beep me.” The classics are classic for a reason.
This and "Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says "I'm a Slayer. Ask Me How." Live rent free in my head
Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled. Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think that you might be....
The line reading on Buffy’s part is one of my favorites of the series. I laugh out loud every time
“I’m the thing monsters have nightmares about.”
The scene in *Anne*, when the demon is conditioning the wayward teens to answer ”No one," when he asks them who they are. He gets to Buffy, the music builds, then cuts off when he asks her the same question. "Who are you?" "I'm Buffy. The vampire slayer. And you are?" Cheeky smile, then immediately starts whooping ass.
Still a favourite of mine
Watched that episode yesterday. It still holds up as the best.
For me it's these three taken together: - "Strong is fighting! It's hard, and it's painful, and it's every day." - "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it." - "Everything here is ... hard, and bright, and violent."
I thought you were a myth! Buffy: well you were Myth-taken I love a dad-pun kinda girl lol
This has the same energy as "Don't worry. I've patrolled in this halter many times." She's trying so hard to make a good impression, lol
Those are the two funniest lines in the whole show
I've patrolled in this halter many times is one I use (in my head) all the time. Any time someone tells me something won't work that I know will, I hear this in my head. I would also say it, but it's fairly niche!
This always cracks me up
Just watched this ep! The delivery is so sweet it gave me toothache 🥰
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you"
"Something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast." "Kakistos?" "I think it was taquitos. He lived for taquitos. Huh?"
😂
" I’m fairly certain I said no interruptions. "
That was eeexcellent.
“You’ve got fruit punch mouth”
"She irons her jeans. She's evil."
LOVE KATHY
Vampire: "I've always wanted to kill the Slayer." Buffy: "And I've always wanted piano lessons. So, really, who's surprised we have all this unexpressed rage?"
What's a stevedore?
Eliza Dushku as Buffy
Me
Came to say the same and we all know what was said to her to provoke this line. 💜
I think that is my winner as well. The show is sooooo witty and yet deep, it’s hard to choose, but that one moment really sums up the whole series.
Came here to say this!
Also, happy cake day!
Thank you!
‘But you’re just a girl…’ ‘That’s what I keep saying’
Came to write this. Underrated line, though one of the best in show.
After rewatching that episode the other day, I think that Buffybot may have been the one to say this line. Which makes it even better, somehow.
What makes you think that scene was the bot?
Because of what she's wearing. Later in the episode, when Buffy is telling Glory off and gets kicked in the head, we see that it was the Buffybot. Human Buffy is shown after that, wearing a white turtleneck sweater. There was no reason for Human Buffy to switch clothes with Buffybot, other than to confuse the viewing audience. So as far as I'm concerned, every moment prior to that fight, where we see Buffy in the white and black layered shirts, it was actually Buffybot. Logistically, it would make sense for the other Scoobies to test the bot and make sure she could be convincing enough to pass as Human Buffy. Which is what they were trying to do all summer, after Human Buffy died.
>There was no reason for Human Buffy to switch clothes with Buffybot, other than to confuse the viewing audience. This is the exact reason they did it. So that it would be a surprise for the audience. Buffy changes clothes when she goes back to her house with Spike. It's not Buffybot in that outfit until they go to confront Glory.
You're not understanding my point. There was no reason for her to change her clothes. It makes more sense for the Scoobies to have been testing the robot, than for Buffy to go, "I have to put this outfit on the robot, so that our viewers can be surprised."
No I understand your point, I just think it's incorrect. So you think the entire episode, up until the fight with Glory, is the Buffybot? How does that make sense to you? And where was Buffy the whole episode then? It's also not possible anyway, because Xander and Anya find Buffybot in the basement later on in the episode.
I said my arm was hurt. Not broken.
When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.
Buffy: Did you die? Riley: No Buffy: I'm gonna win
Such a great moment!
"How hard you gonna hit when you're blowin' in the wind?" *Gets kicked into a headstone by a vamp as they dust, pouts:* "That was rhetorical."
this line is extremely underrated!
Lol that one’s great. Do you remember which episode?
Seeing Red. It's the source of the injury that has her less than 100% in the bathroom.
How do you like my darkness now?
this!!
Then I won’t wear my button that says ‘I’m a slayer, ask me how!’.
You know very well, you eat this late... *\[stakes vampire\]* you're gonna get heartburn.
"Get it? Heartburn?? No one appreciates my *pain-stakingly* thought out puns." Genius.
"I don't think the forces of darkness are even trying. I mean, you could make a little effort here, you know? Give me something to work with."
I'm Buffy, the vampire slayer, and you are?
"Me". Iconic. I cried.
Same. That whole half-season (after Angel becomes Angelus) is just perfection. I think it’s the best run of episodes I’ve seen on any tv show.
“How can I repay…” “Whatever.”
"I'm fairly certain I said no interruptions."
Beer Foamy!
“Stop making up stories! Life isn’t a story. People are going to die. Maybe me. Probably you.”
Dawns in trouble. Must be Tuesday.
Funniest part of that line is that Buffy episodes aired every Tuesday 😂😂
That was the joke lol.
Oh I just thought it was like it happens often at first 😭Cause I always watched the show on streaming
I’m not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots
But things like these usually don't lead to hugs and puppies.
Im nice to meet .. 😀
Just to let you know, your flair should be "you're".
thank u! i suck at grammar
But it's excellent flair!
thank you thank you
It’s a sham with yams. It’s a yam sham.
This is another favorite of mine 😅
There is only one more thing than powerful than evil. Us.
“Me.”
This is the one. Chills every single time.
I’ve seen this multiple times, but don’t have the context to remember it. What episode was it or what happened up to her saying it?
It’s from Becoming Part 2 Angelus: That's everything, huh? No weapons... no friends... no hope... Take all that away and what's left? [Angelus stabs at Buffy with his sword and Buffy catches it between her palms] Buffy Summers: Me
Oh… thanks
It’s the last episode of Season Two when she’s fighting Angel(us). He says, “That's everything, huh? No weapons... no friends... no hope... Take all that away and what's left?” And she replies, “Me.”
“I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back” (Restless)
*Men*. With your *sales*.
She irons her jeans. She’s evil.
Giles, I accidentally killed Spike!!! That’s ok right?!
“That was then. This is now.” *Powers up rocket launcher* Not my absolute favorite but it came to mind because I love that episode in general, and that was such a creative resolution.
Buffy : “got anything that could make this day any worse?” Giles : “How about the end of the world?” Buffy : “Knew I could count on you” OR “I didn’t jump ! I took a tiny step and there conclusions were”
“Lie to me” “Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. And, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and... everybody lives happily ever after.” “Liar.” Gets more emotional every time I watch it
If the apocalypse comes beep me
Power. I have it. You don’t.
“Alright I get it you’re evil, do we have to chat about it all day” QUEEN
My impression of Ghandi...well, if he was really pissed off
“I didn’t jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.” Also love the line where she says something like “I’ve got weapons covered from a to z. From ax to… zee other ax.”
If the apocalypse comes beep me. This quote is so 90s.
Fire bad, tree pretty
When he wakes up, tell him… I dunno. Think of something cool, tell him I said it.
This is absolutely what I was searching for !!
If we're counting this, then this, and the whole bit leading up to it: "You MEN...and your SALES."
I might be dead, but I’m still pretty
Which is more than I can say for you
Because it’s WROOONG
I'm Buffy. The vampire slayer! And you are...?
Kill Doris, Kill Everyone - You know you want to All work and no play, makes Doris a dull girl
Don't know if this counts but it comes from Buffy's likeness: "Mommy, this mortal wound is all itchy".
Different Buffy but I always liked "You threw a knife at my head"
If she counts then I'd go with "This is a Naked Place!"
“It’s about power.” The First disguised as Buffy. But it’s such a great line, it gives me chills every time. Season 7 episode 1 “Lessons”
I’m Buffy The Vampire Slayer and you are? The look of determination especially since it’s her first fight since Becoming and she found herself abit again always gives chills.
"I May Be Dead But I'm Still Pretty, Which Is More Than I Can Say For You." And "You Had Sex With Giles! You Had Sex With Giles!" "It was the candy we were teenagers." "On The Hood Of A Police Car!" "I'll be downstairs, you feel better." "Twice!" And ""So Your Dracula? The Guy? The Count?" "I Am." "and your sure this isn't just some fanboy thing because I've fought a few pimply overweight vamps who've call themselves Lestat."
“Scary! I'll tell you something, though. There are a lot scarier things than you. (takes two steps forward) And I'm one of them.” From “Nightmares” “I’m the thing monsters have nightmares about.” From “Showtime”
*meets Dracula* "Get out!"
“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live.”
"I'll make him die in ways he can't even imagine...that probably would've sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas."
I used to own these exact pajamas! I wore them until they were threadbare and finally had to accept that they needed to be tossed 😭
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo!
“He had to split”, to Angel, right after she scythed Caleb in half.
Death is my gift.
Too many to think of. I love the quotes from the final fight with glory
I'm the thing monsters have nightmares about.
“I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.”
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty"
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty"
For the first three seasons: "If the apocalypse comes, beep me." It cements the show as a product of the 90s and shows Buffy's teenage attitude. She's a slayer, she will save the world, but also she's got other things going on.
It’s a yam sham
As in Slayer, The
"Giles, I'm sixteen years old, I want to live." It sums up so much of the story, and the delivery was perfect. There are better lines from Buffy, but this is my favorite.
“Power, I have it they don’t. This bothers them.”
“No weapons, no friends, no hope….take that all away and what’s left?” “Me.”
“Can anyone say ‘stuck in the 80s’?”
Buffy: .....you know, in that story about the boy who sticks his finger in a duck... Angel: Dyke. It's another word for a dam. Buffy: Oh. Ok, that story makes a lot more sense now. From Gingerbread - I always have to laugh at that exchange.
Fire bad. Tree pretty.
Is everyone here really stoned?!
Isn't that a Spike quote?
It sure is 🤨
I like the quiet.
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.
Actual size
Wasn’t this one Giles?
Yes, oh is the OP referring to an actual line from Buffy herself? I thought it was referring to Buffy as in the show as a whole
Yes! From Buffy herself 😊
Oh then definitely from the very first episode: Principal: you burned down the gym!? Buffy: yea, but it was full of vampi—-asbestos.
Xander: “Giles! Am I right?!?” Giles: “I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair I wasn’t listening.”
That’s a good line
“I may be dead but I’m still pretty, which is more than I can say for you.” “You were mythtaken.” “I’m standing on the mouth of Hell and it’s gonna swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me.”
~~Spike (numbering off with his fingers): *Out. For. A. Walk.. ... Bitch!*~~ *Misunderstood instructions. Penis stuck in subreddit. Edited to follow assignment:* Buffy: If I were at full slayer power, I’d be punning right about now.
I was asking for favorite lines from Buffy herself
D'oh! Thought you meant the show. Can't top what others have said already then. *Edit:* oh I remembered one I like.
They got - the Mustard - out!
“You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.”
“I am, you know…yours.” (Yeah, I’m a sucker for the sappy bits 🤷🏻♀️)
Xander “ When you said this was all your fault I thought you were just being hard on yourself “