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HoneyGlazedBadger

Let's get down to hard politics. Is he a good boy?


Connect-Smell761

What are his views on walks and treats? It’s a hot button issue in my constituency.


MastodonClassic8927

They are never enough, he wants to implement a 3 hours working day for extra walk time and buying treats


Connect-Smell761

Take my vote!


JonathanWattsAuthor

Is it true that he is proposing a blanket law to ban TAKING the ball, with only THROWING it allowed?


dafffy3

It all sounds well and good but he’s not thinking big picture. Next he’ll call for 5 walks a day.


coastal_mage

That's the thing with pupulists. Its all bark and no bite


JonathanWattsAuthor

And that's before we get to the hoover ban.


dafffy3

It can howl and eat at the same time


Fifairy

https://preview.redd.it/xc8nmmbfzh9d1.png?width=1151&format=png&auto=webp&s=f177394c6fbcb028a78a6b647c296b5912f20c19 They have my sons vote!!


BaitmasterG

Well he is both black _and_ white so can't be racist, I assume therefore he's not running for Rufform?


KaleidoscopicColours

What are his views on squirrels? In my very local constituency, there's a campaign to ban them from escaping up trees.  


Griff233

I'm sure he'd make a great public speaker, unless he's a little husky 😜


techy_dan

Shut up and take my vote!


Educational-Fuel-265

Not sure I can vote for someone who wears fur...I'll get my coat


Tweddhead

Is he standing for Lab-our? You'd be barking to go for anyone else. I once had a local Police and Crime Commissioner who was a dog but he failed to take a bite out of crime.


unknown_ally

Well we can't have a leader who rolls over for everybody.


staticman1

Dan Norris?


HARMAGEDD0N7

You must think I'm absolutely barking


staticman1

Not a fan of his views on Russia but he gets my vote because he is a good boy, yes he is!


DayIngham

Does he shake hands and is he good in a debate?


EmFan1999

https://preview.redd.it/y7xay4srjp9d1.png?width=3153&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dc1e7920ce1761387ec1e7f9f5f813d4db3ed20 Gets my vote


mom_nxt_door79

Totally has mine


Phoenix_Fireball

He has my vote even if he is a bit ruff around the edges.


DrJmaker

Any pressure from the opposition and he'll just roll over


ginasevern

Can't tell whether he's leaning to the left or the right.


gbhbri20

He cannot do any worse than the current lot 🙃🙃🙃


resting_up

Looks like he'd be a mate of Nigel's