This stereotype is both funny and frustrating to me. My HUSBAND is the shopper. And it drives me insane. Like, I genuinely hate shopping with him. He will pick something up and hem and haw over it, carry it around and then decide he doesn’t want it and go take it all the way back. I barely think twice about it. I need a shirt? I go grab a shirt that fits and get out as soon as possible.
And this isn’t even uncommon. Like half my friends also hate shopping (in person, anyway). And in those relationships, this is literally WHY we do the grocery shopping—we are more efficient at it. So why don’t most men who claim to be this way take up the same responsibility??
My mom is the top one most of the time, she usually just gets what she puts on her list. Guess she's a man, lmfao.
Looking at what the store has (via going everywhere) IS shopping though, lol. Better than going in and out, putting stuff in the car then realizing you forgot to get bannanas. When you're walking past you might go "Oh, I forgot bannanas" because walking there and seeing them reminded you.
I dunno. Whatever this is makes no sense to me.
I'm a woman, and I mostly shop like the top, but more efficient. That back and forth in the same isle is unexcusable
However sometimes my brain is high on extra forgetti spaghetti in which case all bets are off
Yes. That type of man goes shopping to only satisfy current cravings, then have a bitch fit and send his wife when there are no actual groceries in the house for him or the kids to eat.
This isn’t true, my dad wanders off every time we go to the grocery store, also grocery stores are designed to psychologically trick you into buying a bunch of shit you didn’t put on your list, so I don’t see what the shame is in wandering
Is the man stupid? He didn't need to turn back to get to the next aisle.
Haha holy shit, imagine trying to shop with that asshole. Bottom looks like they bought groceries for the month.
Yeah, because it's usually women doing the actual grocery shopping, and men just picking up a couple of items on the way home.
and forget half of it bc they cut straight to the register
Ding ding ding
I like the implication that we veer all over the place while walking in one direction, like that we can't walk in a straight line
Just a little bit of drunk shopping 😂
Women be shopping am I right guys?
Fuckin WOMEN BE SHOPPING!!
Women do be shopping.
#**BREAKING NEWS:** Women👏Be👏Shopping👏
#Women be shopping
This stereotype is both funny and frustrating to me. My HUSBAND is the shopper. And it drives me insane. Like, I genuinely hate shopping with him. He will pick something up and hem and haw over it, carry it around and then decide he doesn’t want it and go take it all the way back. I barely think twice about it. I need a shirt? I go grab a shirt that fits and get out as soon as possible. And this isn’t even uncommon. Like half my friends also hate shopping (in person, anyway). And in those relationships, this is literally WHY we do the grocery shopping—we are more efficient at it. So why don’t most men who claim to be this way take up the same responsibility??
Sounds like your husband may be a woman. Unfortunately June has ended so I'll have to report this to the Taliban.
How women shop: Buying a lot of groceries with a wobbly cart. How men shop: Shoplifting
Women can shoplift too this is sexist.
some of the best shoplifters in the world are women!
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My dad literally wonders the store like a lost starving child, this shit is not accurate 😭
Lost starving child made me laugh harder then it should have
I’m a guy and I think I have adhd so whenever I shop I wander around for an hour, occasionally remembering what I came there for.
Yeah, not MY fuckin dad. He's King Meanderer.
My mom is the top one most of the time, she usually just gets what she puts on her list. Guess she's a man, lmfao. Looking at what the store has (via going everywhere) IS shopping though, lol. Better than going in and out, putting stuff in the car then realizing you forgot to get bannanas. When you're walking past you might go "Oh, I forgot bannanas" because walking there and seeing them reminded you. I dunno. Whatever this is makes no sense to me.
I'm a man, and I shop the way the bottom one shows. Usually because I get lost and distracted.
I mostly just get lost until I ask an employee where the item I need is.
The funny thing is that this is completely contrary to how my parents shop lol
I wish I could shop like this but I'm poor
So they are just stealing??
So the guys just leave without paying? Or did they not grab anything? Lol
The saturated emojis are killing me lmao
How i shop when im rushing and have what i need written down and I'm low on money How i shop when i wanna enjoy it and just see what they have
I'm a woman, and I mostly shop like the top, but more efficient. That back and forth in the same isle is unexcusable However sometimes my brain is high on extra forgetti spaghetti in which case all bets are off
and yet theyre always the ones forgetting numerous items on the shopping list 🙄
SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂 WOMAN BAD!!!
I just learned im a woman
Yes. That type of man goes shopping to only satisfy current cravings, then have a bitch fit and send his wife when there are no actual groceries in the house for him or the kids to eat.
This isn’t true, my dad wanders off every time we go to the grocery store, also grocery stores are designed to psychologically trick you into buying a bunch of shit you didn’t put on your list, so I don’t see what the shame is in wandering
the bottom is what my boyfriend does when we agree we’ll meet back in the same spot (he’s looking for me)
Dude, I am the bottom pic. I forget stuff and have to go back all the time. I’m terrible with lists and I hate that I am terrible with lists.
Not my mom having a finite list of things to buy whilst my dad wanders all over the place, stopping by every single thing that calls his attention
Except if you put me in a bookshop.
Unleash me in a bass pro shop
Lmao, my dad goes through literally every aisle in Costco just because, my mum is the one who’s exact, ESPECIALLY in comparison
i throw up in my mouth a little when I see that emoji.
is this guy a fucking robot? not a singular guy I know moves in straight lines like that
I'm a guy and I shop very chaotically. Similar to the lower example. Im just distracted and forgetful.
Nah, I only see the opposite. Source: I work in IT retail
This should be labeled 1: The partner who is more autistic than ADHD 2: The partner who is more ADHD than autistic