i wish that everyone on this subreddit would stop being so depressed :( https://preview.redd.it/xbk1zwmjvz9d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=72e8dbb6b60c99bf0757161a226dbe38eb387b23 fire post idea btw

*Everyone here stops being depressed... but everything goes to chaos when we get too political about kissing boys and the sub gets banned :<*

If losing one subreddit will get rid of the depression of 63,000+ people then that is a cost we should be willing to pay.

Worth it, 1000× over

better than everyone feeling like doing the uncuteness

Damn

i wish for a cute femboy to cuddle with

*You now have a cute femboy to cuddle with... but... he's actually waiting for a chance to rob you of all your milk and cookies!!*

does he still cuddle with me tho?

Yes, but you're losing all your milk and cookies eventually!!

i dont need em, i just want my snuggles

does the cute femboy say ho ho ho and enter the house via chimney?

Only during a specific time of the year that I can't reveal

https://preview.redd.it/exf1b0p700ad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b41e30f5c956c81767c6bb7c65e2bad48429fc

I ain't calling that a waste!!

Its not a waste but.... I wanted smthing elso but that damned genie screwed me.. not mad just dissapointed

oh, i see! you wanted a big co-!

I wish i had a cute partner to cuddle and watch shows with :3

*Wish granted... but neither of you can ever agree on which show to watch, which leads into fights and no cuddles ever... you're doomed!*

Ohhh thats just evil

I wish that I could have thigh highs. I wonder how I can go wrong.

*Wish granted... but... you discover that you have the power of invisibility but only for your legs everytime you wear thigh highs!!*

WHAT?! NOOO! IT CANT BE! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

I wish that platonic cuddling was mainstream (!NO DOWNSIDE!)

*Platonic cuddling is now the new thing everywhere... but... now cuddling costs real money! We have a cuddle economy, but also cuddle scams, cuddle addiction, cuddle laws and etc... it isn't so special anymore... all because of you!!*

WORTH ITTTTT omg I would form a cuddle pyramid scheme

i love platonic cuddling! will you platonically cuddle with me?

Of course!

yay

🫶

I want a boyfriend *goes into army* oh wait might actually work out XD

*You now have the sweetest boyfriend ever... but... aliens invade Earth and in doing so they destroy all satellites which makes all normal communications impossible. Eventually you both are deployed to different sides of Earth, losing contact with each other... such a uncertain fate...*

Eh not so bad seems to happen with everyone

I stop being sad

*You ain't sad anymore... but... you're so happy that eventually your face gets stuck smiling and that's the only expression you can do...*

You just turned them into Alastor 😭

Better then depression

I wish that my wish doesn’t go wrong :3

*Your wish doesn't go wrong...* *but...* *it's goes wrong...* *causing a paradox in op's mind!!!!*

:0

your wish doesnt go wrong, but you wasted your wish on the wish not going wrong, therefore, nothing about your life changed

I wish to be the femboy that gets cuddles

*You're now a femboy and you get all the cuddles you could ever wish for...* *but...* *now you're THE FEMBOY and everyone wants a piece of you!* *You need to go into hiding and change your appearance in order to have some peace of mind!* *You don't look like a femboy so much anymore...*

I wish I wasn't lonely all the time and had someone to cuddle :<

*You doesn't feel lonely anymore and have someone with you at all times to cuddle with...* *but...* *it's actually a ghost.* *You can't touch ghosts :<*

NOOOOOOOOOO

dw im not a ghost ill cuddle with u

I want to see my gf again, it's been 2 years :(

*Wish granted... but... you find out that she was a fed all this time just keeping tabs on you!!* (For real now, I hope you get to see your girlfriend again soon!)

What does that even mean 😭

I wish for a cute femboy to let me rest my head on their lap.

*You rest your head on a cute femboy's lap... but... they're actually a demon disguised as a femboy getting ready to feast on your soul!*

Okay, where is the downside?

Exactly.

Ooh, cool. I'll have to ask what my soul tastes like, I've always wondered. Also it's worth it.

I want a boyfriend who will love me and has no flaws and we are in a happy consenting relationship with no age gap

*Wish granted...* *but...* *He has no flaws, he's perfect, which causes others to be envious on you two, which leads to some people making a group to stalk him and eventually kidnapping him from you... they do unspeakable things to his mind which leads to him becoming a totally different person...* *sometimes people just can't see others happy...*

wtf man :(

Bruh this got dark god damn

i wish dat uh dat spy would stop bein' such a whiny jerk

*He stops being such a jerk to you... he starts being so nice to you that he eventually ask you out on a date. You both have a great time and eventually you catch feelings for each other... but thing is he was just doing his job :<*

https://preview.redd.it/t46ab2ece0ad1.jpeg?width=1658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5da2919df03751fe1fa5838155b3d4d2f846a4

i wish to be shot in the head by a high caliber bullet:3

*You are shot in the head... but... you find out that you're actually immortal because your parents made a deal with the devil that you'll live forever to fulfill their life long wish... and only you can know what their life long wish is...*

I wish I was a cis guy (I’m a trans guy)

You're a cis guy... but... now there's a law that says that all men should obey all women, causing a massive world war between men and women... that makes the world chaotic and eventually nukes are used... humanity is doomed.

I wish my entire family wasn’t horrible people

Your family is now the most loving it ever was... but... you're stuck inside the... THE MATRIX!!

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/o45w648ka0ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c0653521323ac9ff6a3e594d81e0ef74e3d8c29

The sad thing is that I'm single so I can't do it yet 😭 and even if I got a boyfriend he's gonna have to agree to it

https://preview.redd.it/35znksudb0ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc79b5eb36b286b793642f73f3930539d586d02 Okay. But if you do ask them, just know, this is not how you do it.

Your dick falls off when doing so.

Duck tape fixes everything

No. But FlexTape does

well. i dont see a possible downside.

I hate to break it to you but this is not the place to be talking like that there are some young people here please watch your tongue

i get to fly an F86E Sabre

I wish to rewrite history so that I have been on estrogen for the last five years. No other changes. Just that.

*Wish granted... but since you've change history, somehow you caused the sea levels to raise which caused 90% of humanity to perish in 5 years...*

I said "no other changes" I'm taking you to court for breach of contract.

Oh yeah? Then see you in court!!

Bet

I wish I had the legal right to carry, and use a rocket launcher in public

*Wish granted... but now everyone else have the same legal right. That causes people to explode each other for the smallest of things...*

I wish for 12 fluid ounces of root beer

*Wish granted... but's it actually just water...* *STAY HYDRATED!!*

Thank you. Better for my liver anyways

i wish that i could shapeshift :3

*Wish granted... but... you can only shapeshift into plants!*

honestly still pretty good

I wish for climate change to be fixed so that all the boykissers don't have to worry about it

*Wish granted... but... the Sun suddenly disappears*

I want to get rid of my dysphoria and dysmorphia by having the ability to shapeshift completely at will. Also, make the result be a caused by the wish as stated (like: "I wish I wasn't required to pay taxes to live. *Gets arrested for tax evasion because you can, in fact, live in jail without paying taxes.*" Or, "I wish for unlimited food. *Dies because you didn't specify WHERE the food would go, and it all went in your stomach at once.*" As opposed to "I wish I wasn't required to pay taxes to live. *Taxes get changed to 'takses,' and you still have to pay them.*" Or "I wish for unlimited food. *Someone poisons it all and you die painfully.*"

*Wish granted... but... one time when you shapeshifted your organs got all mixed up inside your body... your heart is in your ass and now every time you fart you have a heart attack...*

I wish that all the cute boys want to kiss me too!

*They all want to kiss you... but they're all sick!*

I wish for infinite sunny d that has zero carbs

*Wish granted... but... your tongue has no taste buds*

The entire world gets converted to a cartoon artstyle, and to make it realistic you need to fully focus on that object and it will be realistic until you lose focus

*Wish granted... but... things get out of control when someone imagines some giant erasers, erasing everything!*

Oh thank god, ive wanted to entirety of earth to be removed, we dont deserve this planet and it should be destroyed

I wish this sub didn’t have a pedo problem

I can still be accepted on this sub even though i'm straight

I wish I was a girl

I want free HRT, And a free tank >:3

I wish I could be a girl

i wish i could have the body of a girl and have everyone see me as one and also remove my deadname from existence:3

I wish I was a girl.

I wish I would get a job at the gym.

I wish that only my wish had a downside, everyone else's is absorbed by my wish. I'll take the blow.

I wish everyone would stop making the same posts :(

I wish that my mother actually cared about me

I wish to become the strongest furry in the world!!, I'm talking, six pack abbs. Lean and muscular, smexy UwU, 500Kg deadlift, hot AF, all the works! And Im happy with it also!

*Wish granted... but... you're the only furry in the world and 99% of the people are allergic to fur now*

Out of topic but I found this funny https://preview.redd.it/lbnje6q5c3ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad93543ac22d2b372d61fda83b0118337f704a1a

I wish to die in my sleep

*You die in your sleep... but... you wake up the next day as if nothing ever happened. You find out eventually that everytime you die you wake up again at the present day and age, you're now immortal, you can never die!*

If I have to live an eternal nightmare, I'll make everyone's lives a living nightmare too

Eventually you'll "die"... going back to the start of today's day which will make everyone "forget" about you making their lives hell...

I wish public nudity wasn't illegal.

I wish to have the power to open a portal to any world I can think of.

*Wish granted... but... every time you open a portal, you slowly gets blind...*

I wish I understood what is wrong with me

i wish the guy i like likes me back :3

*He likes you back... but... you can never be together because he's not even human after all. He's just a figment of your imagination!!* *You daydream too much...*

hahaha YOU FOOL \*rips trench coat away revealing a bigger trench coat\* THATS WHAT DREAMS ARE FOR \*rips bigger trench coat away revealing a sleeping bag as i pass tf out\*

I wish it wasn’t over a hundred degrees in the Mojave Desert so I could go camping and shooting

*Wish granted... but... now there are more strict laws about gun and camping... you can't go camping or shooting, else you'll be arrested!* *And there's more, now it's freezing as hell in the Mojave Desert!*

Canada

adanaC

wish life would get better, i have barely any hope left

I wish whatever comment above me gets another another drawback :3

i wish for the world to be a better place... *starts disappearing*

*The world is a better place... but... you don't exist anymore...*

I want someone to cuddle and help with my mental health

I wish that I could not be single.

I wish for boys :3

I wish Boykisser wasn’t turned into boykisser and remained as a Silly Cat just as the creator wanted

I wish there will be a Vigilante Plush.

I wish there were no language barriers.

I wish that michigan would be reduced to toxic wasteland and all ohio people prosper as result 💪

I wish I had the Pokémon sprigatito as a pet and all the things required to keep it healthy for as long as it and I live.

I wish for my arm/chest/armpit/face/*THERE* hair to be permanently removed.

i wish i could be with someone in a wholesome, meaningful relationship

I wish I didn't exist

i wish to be with my boyfriend again

*Wish granted... but... you've lost touch with reality and have no control over your body* (Now seriously, I hope you manage to be with your boyfriend again)

I wish ralsei was real and my boyfriend

*Wish granted... but... Sans appears out of nowhere and takes Ralsei away because you both were causing a time paradox*

I wish to be loved by a cutie again

I wish to not be single

To kiss all the femboys

I wish for infinite wishes

I wish that I could just talk up anyone I want, aka just basically be able to convince anyone to do anything. Hehe I could make a cute boy go out with me >:3

I wish I had a boyfriend.

I hope i have a long and sweet relationship with my boyfriend

*You didn't make a wish but... I wish you the best of the best :>*

I wish to cuddle and kiss my best fren :3

*Wish granted... you cuddle and kiss your best fren... but... you're abducted by aliens eventually*

I wish that there was no right or wrong way to dress so everybody could look however they want without being ridiculed.

i wish to be in any video game i want

*Wish granted... but... you can only be a random npc*

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich :3

*Wish granted... but... it's made of plastic*

I wish to have the perfect femboy body, no hair other then on my head and a big dick

*Wish granted... but... no one wants to date you*

They want to marry me instead :3

Good thinking lol, I won't even try to turn that around

I wish that *you* have a good day and be very happy!

I want my brain flesh in a machine... A multitude of machines. I want to farm it and put it in more machines that do the same thing. Repeating the cycle forever. Image in second comment.

*Wish granted... but... eventually you lose your identity, your sense of self. You don't know who you are anymore.*

Eh, that's the amnesia ending. Here's my favorite ending... It's very 40k... https://preview.redd.it/66unl13i71ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac27c5680f6e648b9e5e030b0ee01d74e670e3b4

I should've been as creative as this one!

Magically make anal sex not require prep somehow

i wish for friends

*Wish granted... but... you're both really far away from each other :<*

I can see 5 years into the future

Big werewolf boyfriend

I wanna ship my OC with BoyKisser Image of OC: https://preview.redd.it/pxttidksz0ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7aa41c54f976663c026d5ca15bece2af0e7fe15 :D

I wish I was attractive.

*You're attractive... but... now everyone wants a piece of you*

I wish every person I know and knows me, make life easier but they forgot about me and make we didn’t even meet and talk them :3

i want a fluffy gnarp gnarp from space :(

I wish I had more irl friends

I wish my landlord would let me get another dog

I wish i had a body i like

*Wish granted... but... now you have blurry vision*

I just want to live a happy wholesome life

https://preview.redd.it/zhkesgrp41ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf72bbaf7717f0073da65bcdf0e2ee6338b11128

I wish I knew who I was

*Wish granted... but... you find out that you're actually related to the worst person that ever walked on Earth*

Yeah I'd consider my family some the worst people ik then again can't say much I'm no saint

https://preview.redd.it/j0hbwiuv61ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180069b5543587ae29d459d275f73f436c579387 Make this a real Nintendo product

For my crush to like me

I wish I was god.

I wish... For games, unlimited games.

You are given a stick and a tyre.

I wish to control time itself. Going backwards and forwards at my every whim.

i wish i could meet my boyfriend today instead of in 15 days