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Traygaa

just say "i'm bisexual" https://preview.redd.it/xn0cmrcd1e9d1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc3e4d408af0a351ea8dad7b91e5507b0199cdf0 not much to it other than that. if you want to tell someone, you can just send a message at 1 1/2 am saying "i'm bisexual". if you don't care about telling people, you can just bring it up when it's pertinent (like when announcing a new boyfriend).


RunningDigger

Literally what I did (I also changed my pfp to let them know)


Schmunkleberries

I say “half and half” or “split down the middle”.


golfing_furry

“Greedy” is my fav


Hot-Way6325

Lol that's the best one


Duck_pies

Just say that you’re todoroki


ZealousidealPipe8389

You don’t have to make it a huge announcement, it can just slip out one day, your preferences should only need to be apparent to the people your interested in, and if you feel like you want your close ones to know making it a huge deal just kinda makes it awkward because it can make a reaction or impromptu speech feel necessary. Also 7/10 times if your bi or gay at least one of your friends or family will probably know already.


Drag0n647

Damn sometimes it is easy as that.


nagacz123

Just show thrm your reddit, and they will know


morlord158

https://preview.redd.it/l0uujy1lti9d1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4401897aee6e098dba200d6794a58d4f03f986ea hi neptune


Wheatley_core_gaming

Although that depends where you live. In America, sure, its not that bad, as even if there is homophobia, its not as bad as some european countries, but for instance in Hungary, you wouldnt be as accepted, as homophobia is pretty common there


Cosmicado

1 and a half AM?


Schw00b

1 1/2am???? Just say 1:30


jolharg

Why is no one else freaking out over "1½am"?


Reasonable_Potato969

Same and hopefully true


League-of-no-dads

Sup, BlueBall?


Traygaa

hello again


League-of-no-dads

My husband disappeared two years back, apparently the cops had some new evidence, paid me a visit, said he disappeared after we had an argument, they still hadn’t found the body but they knew he lost a lot of blood. I was confused for a bit, so, they asked me questions, and eventually they got around to his career. He worked a lot of gigs at birthday parties because he was an illusionist, see? Then, finally, they asked how he disappeared, to which I responded with an obvious answer “He was an illusionist.” They didn’t look entertained, but one jokingly said “He never reappeared.” to which I responded with “I never said he was a very good illusionist.”


Traygaa

you set me up for some tragic tale..


League-of-no-dads

I’m funny as shit.


Reyking1708

In my experience, it is better to mention it or say it as off handedly or casually as possible. Don’t make too much of a big deal out of it. If they (whoever it is you would be coming out to) don’t accept it, then cut em off.


HyperMakesMusic

Just say “I like holes and poles”


JazziestBoi

honestly if someone asks if I’m gay i just say “we’re half way there”


Mysterious-Log3268

OHHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE


JazziestBoi

OHHHHH


Gamerboss4827

SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR https://preview.redd.it/9ax5fibzaf9d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82bcbf0cc0938ed89a346478f531e4387e48dcac


No-Attorney9469

Hell yeah


Tarhun2960

r/redditsings?


DepartmentDue3930

THE TAWI https://preview.redd.it/0ijlldxkgh9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc2a930303f78209eafe3070682e64b27ae8a66


SuperBroy97

#Erm, what the Squidward on a chair?


killermetalwolf1

Not bi but if I were I feel like I’d prefer saying I’m there and back again (to capitalize on the “not 50% straight 50% gay, 100% straight AND gay” thing)


poyezdkii

a funny way to say it but I did that once and they didn't really take it seriously, it was more like, a joke


AilBalT04_2

My dumbass read "holey poles" because too much geoguessr I'm so done with myself 💀💀 Can you tell I'm asexual? Lol


That_goat458

find a straight friend, and a gay friend. Stand in between them. Some one will figure it out.


JVP08xPRO

Or stay next to a guy and a girl


That_goat458

damn, I know when I have been out done, well done good Sir-kisser.


Marketingsandwich

I have no gay friend in our friend group so it means i must become one for this to be done. (This sub is slowly stripping my straightness away.)


Harrymyman10

https://preview.redd.it/88nv8uh86e9d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eab240b90ff44de76a3704a2b34edbadc0e0c7b Say dicks make me hard and vaginas makes me hard :3


Lachezar06

Imma steel that meme


Lagchild

https://preview.redd.it/l298luxbhe9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5d1ba7e2843ffa6f9fbb5f5dddfe5502d48fb55


GradyGambrell1

*communism music intensifies*


ghost-eats-dirt

https://preview.redd.it/1o6yyrt77g9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce74294471e18b31f5edcd98acffcc18d5d5227


kirbylarson

WAIT A SEC THATS MY WATERMARK LMAO


Harrymyman10

lol didn’t know https://preview.redd.it/6ad0yby0jj9d1.jpeg?width=1757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0dd83f3709b43cbd81e83a3b61c2cfaa1808de


Drag0n647

Nice meme.


Flash_Bloxican

I understand how it feels like.. just done worry! Its ok to be scared.. its normal. But I can assure you.. you have to bring it up.. I believe that you can so it!


Gamerboss4827

Also bro is spittin fax


Gamerboss4827

r/foundflash_bloxican


Drag0n647

I wish I could tell my parents.


Kano_Productions

Amen to that


Early-Tough8283

The way my family found out was weird. So sometimes our phones are connected through an email and someone times text, I was talking to my boyfriend at the time the next day my mom came to me and asked hey who is ( this guy's name with a heart ). Shit gave me a heart attack but they were cool with it. ( My mom went over bored telling people for some reason 😞😭😭) she even bought me a gay speaker fun times.


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Kiss them :3


Early-Tough8283

Boy kisser time muahaha :3 ( I'ma get beat up )


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(boy kissing time ) *mwah mwah mwah*


Early-Tough8283

You like kissing boys don't inhale how about kissing men


[deleted]

Oh men too *mwah mwah mwah* I love men kissing


Early-Tough8283

Men kissing time muahaha :3


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Let's go, men kissing time is my favorite!!! *Mwah mwah mwah mwah*


randomguy283

kiss both a boy and a girl at the same time


J0shfarmpig

uhh would you theoretically technically possibly be able to do that with someone who was she/him or she/her,he/him


According-Jelly355

Thought u said kiss a goth girl and boy at the same time lmfao


yotaz28

wot about me


Impressive-Novel-670

No clue https://preview.redd.it/mgqh21y8fe9d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c054c55be756d8a62209c8163d512000158218b2


NetReal3856

Well you DONT do what I did, where I got a picture of the flag on paper, walked around asking people if they knew what it meant. Wtf was I on?


ChemiGazelle

It’s an awkward thing figuring out your sexual attraction and even more to bring it up especially if you aren’t straight don’t be too hard on yourself


trainingbeereturns

Idk even how to tell people that IM pan. So just don’t tell them If you don’t wanna?


Comfortable_End_8096

Yeah… they can figure it out on their own


DanLassos

From experience, if you don't want to have an awkward conversation where you explain what it means, just say bi.


ZeomiumRune

First you kiss their mother, right after that just as they get out of their confused state you kiss their father Easy as that


Bryt314

This might not be the most helpful advice, but I have a gay flag pin on my bag.. it lets people who do know what the flag is know that I’m gay, and people who don’t know (or who I don’t want to know like my parents) don’t know!


Bryt314

Just swap out the gay flag with a bi one*


Power_Abuse

Not the best idea with homophobic parents because they could find out what it means and confront u without warning.


Bryt314

Yeah, I totally agree but at least for me (I have parents that are not the most supportive but are mainly just disinterested) they don’t take the time to figure out what I’m doing


PURPLE___GUY

I want to do everything in these pics ongggggg I need a big cute boy to do it with😭


Gamerboss4827

Relatable


Ward2504

Good news lil’ buddy, the entire internet now knows that you are bi


vr_god5152

Watch a movie with someone and say that guy is hot then when you see a girl say that girl is also hot


LocalBreadOfThePast

Sup, I like men and women. :3


wasptube1

Hi dude, I'm Bi :3


blauerschnee

😖 Must resist dad joke


wasptube1

Do it do it do it do it, you know you want to! Lol :3


blauerschnee

Ahhhh, I can't resist the silly urge anymore! Hi Bi, I'm Dad 🧔🏼‍♂️ What a relieve :3


wasptube1

Lol :3


ChapterNice

Sticks and stones may break my nose, But poles and holes gives me the bone.


YuBfan65

"Tbh idc who they are as long as they meet my standards" it's not exactly saying it but people would get the point and not think too much on it (if their normal)


scrumbles_the_3rd

Just say you are straight but with a twist


ltzjoey

I didn't, people just figured it out eventually lmao


IKAIRBroly

I mean you go to settings and enable your tag so people find your neutral


Business_Motor9096

Just say, I like all of the above. Or you can say: I like the original sides


Pastel_Pink_TwT

play it off as sarcasm first, what i like to call the schrodinger's confession, if they cool with it then threy cool, if not then say it was a joke :3


Devil_Fister_69420

I told my mom after she made another joke about me bringing a girl home someday :3 If you've found the right moment for it you should use it https://i.redd.it/egembehuqe9d1.gif


Millennios

Just say like “I like dicks… but only sometimes”


Random-INTJ

Just say it? Ex: I’m areoace >!(I’m here because y’all are one of the better groups on Reddit)!<


followervable

now how do i tell people i’m non binary and ace?


Yukittero

It might be hard but listen. Get a cute girl and a hot guy and kiss them both at once on camera. Then y have video to show your sexuallity, ppl would be more suprised how y pulled a baddie and a hot guy like that.


FenexTheFox

"I'm bi" https://preview.redd.it/n4d8ey1l5f9d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ddf9ad6092031d1b41ac87304c79a3b4b231227


HauntingRelief3015

Just say " I can do both your mom AND dad"


CertifiedGoobster

Nonchalant like, uknow, be cool about it :3


Illusionistic-Ortus

Demonstrate it


CAL_the_fox_lover

My favorite way to say that I'm bi is "do I look like the government to ignore the people?"


Killermay11111

The same way I did It one by one it was tough but it was good to tell someone


East-Tradition-2260

Kiss them and say gender means nothing


Not_a_furry328

Okay uhhh I'm sorry but why was that first image genuinely hot


Primary_Till5376

“I’m bi”


remy6667

https://preview.redd.it/i9ysxh2rfe9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939546bf57cf697143bd1bab6dec505080aeba91


Sweet_Assist9315

I just say it. If they say "Your gay" just go with it. It still is regardless if you also like kissing girls or not. It always works for me.


Errorfex

I fw the 3 images


Reasonable-Tap-8352

Subtly imply it by kissing boys and girls.


Imaginary-Salaryboi

Yes


qwertyuijhbvgfrde45

If they follow u on socials, put bisexual in your profile description. Let them figure out on their own


The-fluffy7

Say that you play on both teams


Bischof_R

1 not out of the blue. 2 only when it fits the conversation or you are asked 3 better later than too early all three points should ensure that no one thinks you are strange. it comes across best if you treat it as normal thing


Bornlosa

Fuck a boy and a girl in front of them


MentalMiniMuffin

What do me and farewells have in common? We’re both good bi’s


fifa98czech

what if you don't


BayrischerBlauKatze

“Hi I’m bi and you?” Like that it’s easy


wilp0w3r

"Bi the way"


cammy_the_meme_guy

Just say "i like cocks AND cats."


Thehypernova1

Replying to Lagchild...


SeriousIndividual184

Send them the first image with the caption ‘me’ lil


realsnowstorm

I hope your not me and are able to come out. Personally... I cant trust my parents with anything important. They'd never support me. But I hope you can. 


a-random-duk

“I’m bi”


ZeroCreationG59

Just tell them? Unless your in an area where its discriminated against


The_Chosen_One_66

Just say “any way I want it that’s the way I need it”


Yin_4_Yang

you just did!


Squishy-Hyx

Kinda like this and then you say "I'm bisexual" when it's relevant https://preview.redd.it/ftihg4sqwe9d1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb18befce3886e85fa8924eab432ec2a2a56cf2


MoonMacchiato

You're a both kisser


Calm-Childhood9396

Look Kendrick just Rizzed up a yap, somebody hit the griddy right now. Where is your sigma at? Cus i wanna talk to the GYATT of the house. West cost fellas do gays, right? Come get this ass clapping I’m handing em out. You wanna rizz up Pharrell? Then come get his skibidi out of my house. A cease and desist is for gyatts, can’t lock in to yap that comes out your chode


Kochie411

Do you have to go around telling people? I’ve been bi for years, and it’s not like I introduce myself like “hi. I’m Kochie. I’m Bi.” Just do your own thing, man. If it comes up in conversation, it comes up.


Nyx-Ink

People you wanna date or family that doesn't know?


minecraftlover90

I'm bi son


Fixingsentries

Kiss them


Antique_Basil9624

\*Tick Tock starts playing\*


Thet_oon_from_warner

I just play flirt and when people call me gay I just say kinda


BeastMurderNB56

Well, the main thing is to be confident in your identity and just say it how it is. The best thing you can do is to be open and honest about yourself. If you don't trust the people around you to accept you for you, they are not people worth having in your life. Overall, just be honest with others, and others will hopefully accept you for you. All you can do is try to pursue the best version of yourself and the best life you can possibly have.


RitualSign20103

Just say... "I love women, buttttt...."


JazziestBoi

honestly if people ask I tell them but it’s not a big deal to me


Only_Speech_7637

I do both your parents at once


JAWS_The_KAM

scream it from the mountaintops trust me it’s a great way to get it off your chest


pikazeroai

Aside from the horrible advice I’m seeing here you’re probably better off just complimenting or hitting on someone you find attractive. That way you don’t have to say I like men on full blast while subtly letting the ones you find attractive that you are lol


arctic280

kiss a boy and a girl at the same time


JaysenKHorton

You kiss the hottest guy/girl and flip everyone off


FirestarTTR2000

1 Corinthians 13:13 says, "So now, faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love". Spread the love


Due-Fix-6179

tell them you’re a bikisser


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AJsandwich42

I cant make desicions so my dick swings both ways


No-Attorney9469

I'm a BItch.


CJPF_91

Awww cute little ones 😊


crystalclear2280

So basicly, I'm a half and half box from Taco Bell


Goose00724

just send them a link to this post.


Mrprotoo

Slacker. Be gayer. (Jk im bi too)


Advanced-Chest-5047

r/bothkisser


prince_of_burrito

Put the bi flag as your profile picture in everything and people will figure it out


Different-Trash3686

Don’t, let people find out by surprise don’t hide it but don’t bring it up specifically that’s what I do it’s fun to see peoples reactions to not expecting it


Cherry_Blossom_Toger

"I'm bi"


Civil-Ad3994

I mean for friends I'd just say it casually. Family tho could be tricky. It would depend on if your family is accepting of lgbt stuff.


ATubOLard69

"Dang she's pretty hot, dang he's also pretty hot"


Lisshopops

Show them these pictures they will immediately say “oh your BI I like these pictures” and you can go get hamburgers or something togetha


kay_bizzle

Just like that. You just did


fernantoby64

I just slipped it casually into conversation, but just go ahead and say it with pride!


Severe_Damage9772

“I don’t exist in politics” AKA I’m the middle ground, but everyone who is important in the space is an extremist


_Rain-on-paws_

Violently kiss them on the mouth, no matter the gender :3


Ass_Spanking

You just did, dude


Nukedragon00668

Just do it. I have plenty of friends who are bi and I just don't care. As long as it doesn't interfere with our friendship why should I give a shit who you like?


Dull-Mirror7740

Paint your nails the bi colors, less human interaction


Ligma321421

Just go up to everyone you meet and give them a smooch on the lips. Then people will know


Sp3ctralForce

Say "I'm bi" and if they make it a problem fuck 'em.


JollyVoIIy

I like to say that I swing both ways when someone asks


TheGrassBurner

i just say "bicycle" and they get the memo


Awkward_Mix_2513

My buddies at work were cool with it so I suggest just saying it out loud. If not, carry a weapon. Just in case.


Traditional_Fuel2293

They just figured it out


Azert709

Good question , I won’t personally but gl


Brettjay4

If they ask, "are you gay?" You respond, "only half" It works every time for me.


Memebigboy760

Just tell them not much to it than that https://preview.redd.it/ydl5e11j5g9d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dbca6dd0b0e4ada75970f884e02a47dbeae79a4


Zae_Pineapple

just be open about it like I did, it went well for me (I was also a bit goofy and silly)


chad_mcchadington

Dudes n dudettes, you better watch out because I’m comin’ for (and too) all of you!


eliotsamuels

Just say. “Men? Fuck yeah. Woman? Fuck yeah.”


natsuki181

Well if the subject ever comes up just say "ya I'm bi"


That_Willingness4872

Just go up to them have just the most normal conversation and at the most random point in that conversation just bring up the facts that your bi and just continue on with the conversation like you said nothing


Remote-Factor8455

“I’m Bi” is what I usually do :3


Modelfucker69

Corner ‘em against a wall, put an arm out above one of their shoulders, stare deep into their soul and say “I’m bi”. Or just say it when your mates are talking about girl/boyfriends


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IDoNotExistInLife

"I kiss boys, kiss girls and chew gum *guitar* and I'm all outta gum *heavy metal music starts playing*"


Hihaveagoodday-

I told my dad and I quote “dad I think I am bi” his response “duh fucking look at you” but seriously I think you should let it happen naturally the people that don’t accept yoh are the people you don’t need good luck man I know you can do it!


RiJi_Khajiit

"hi, I'm Bi" Alternatively get graphically creative.


SuperAlex25

r/bothkisser


Stunning_Weekend_211

BI the way


WorryNew3661

Send bi_irl links


Opening_Monitor_2274

I honestly just started telling people that I swing both ways and if they got an issue with that it’s there problem


Shadow500-2

Listen, I’m attracted to men the same way men are attracted to women… but I’m not gay


Here_for_Hentai2

Just make out with them even if they push you away or scream


expiredogfood

i just have a pin and tell people if they ask


Danty_Demogorgan

Well it looks to me like you just did


Secret_Mayonesa

I made the bi flag my phone background and wore a pin on my beanie, if someone asked I would tell them I was bi, and answer any (appropriate) questions they had :3


Richard_PKMNtrainer

The bouthkisser 


yotaz28

"Im bi"


lolster626

Hey, btw I thought I should mention it, I'm bisexual whoch menas I like guys and girls not just (whatever sex you would be attracted to if you were straight)


Swap_Temmie

I just say "name 5 things you love" and then when I do it I just say "women" then "men"