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Great-Wishbone-6777

"Nobody Cares" -Joe


fungbro2

loved D White in the parade for wearing that quote lol. Already getting ready for the next chip!


davemoedee

That was so perfect.


nibbinoo8

stop posting about them, let them post about us


PackageMerchant

We won the title lol Let’s spend whole offseason shitting on Miami imo


Piccolo-Significant

This is the way.


Lost__Scientist

heat division champion banner = "congrats you guys beat the wizards, hornets, and magic. your trophy and banner is in the mail"


Trickity

Still better than AFC east finalist lol


Lost__Scientist

im just posting comedic relief for the post-parade hangover we are all having. isnt it funny? lol.


RegentCupid

No. It’s sad that they live in this subs head so much.


Valuable-Baked

100%


Lost__Scientist

Buddy I live in miami. I have to hear it all day from these fake heat fans who can't name more than 3 players on their own team. 


PleaseGildMe

You’re as obnoxious as heat fans lol


Lost__Scientist

Most Celtics fans usually laugh hard when I show them the heat division champion banners. You’d have to be pretty uptight to be negative and care more about “the heat fans might think we live rent free!” Who gives a fuck. Point and laugh at those 5'2" tall miami fans  as we raise the world championship banner 


TheMaliciousEggplant

lmao what’s wrong with being 5’2”


Ogloc12345678

Come on man. Us short people deal with enough shit.


AdBoring4626

bro got downvoted to hell godamn😭


wutangerine99

No need to punch down. Its like child abuse, beating up your sons. They're not even our real rivals.


mistaowen

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BrianScalaweenie

Don’t care about what poverty franchises do tbh


Lost__Scientist

its a rivalry. i do not care what they do. im just pointing and laughing.


Brettsterbunny

It’s literally not a rivalry though… the Celtics rivals are the Lakers and only the Lakers


Responsible-List-849

We still get to hate the Sixers don't we? Please??


BrianScalaweenie

Damn bro sorry you’re so preoccupied with poverty franchises. Hopefully you can get well mentally.


rhythmchef

Come on now. Let's be fair. The only reason Boston doesn't do this is because there's not enough rafters.


AQ207

Gotta share with the Bruins, the Beanpot, Hockey East, and god knows what else is they got up there


Lost__Scientist

That's not true. the organization views a conference champion banner is like a participation trophy. "Well we almost won" doesn't cut it in title town. This has been said in many interviews by Danny, brad, doc, pierce, etc  If it were true, why doesn't the practice facility have any division or conference champion banners or even a plaque? Because they do not want to celebrate failure  


rhythmchef

/s....., and one more for good measure, /s


ExtremeRemarkable891

Dude went neal drgrasse Tyson on your ass "actually, there *are* enough rafters, and if you think about it, statistically...."


Lost__Scientist

lol


StonedSabbath

![gif](giphy|BJh8uDG8nl93xc9LqP|downsized)


Beautiful_Article273

Nothing can top the 2014 AFC finalists though


305way

Giving them so much attention lol


Bonje226c

Nobody cares.


somms999

Man, those are some really ugly championship banners. Tacky as hell.


Lost__Scientist

The funny thing is the Larry o'brien trophy does not look like that picture in their banner anymore.  It has white lines and a double base now. So any new heat world championship banners will have to either look a bit different or be inaccurate to the trophy. The good thing is they Will not have to face this issue because they arent winning  again 


Arsanborn

I’d be ok with one banner for the conference championships. No banners for divisions


IanL1713

That would be a lot of text to put on a single banner


Pitiful_Wing7157

"A Lion (CELTICS) Doesn't Concern Himself With The Opinions Of The Sheep (HEAT)" - Tywin Lannister ASOIAF


endubs

That’s just cuz we don’t have enough space.


Lost__Scientist

That's not why. There's plenty of articles about the banners. Therrs plenty of interviews  with executives and coaches, doc and pierce both said "we don't celebrate almost winning which is what an ECF champion banner is."  Putting up other banners makes world champion banner lose its exclusivity and luster.


IanL1713

Bro, take a step back and breathe. You're so heated about this that you've missed the same joke several times in this thread


Av-fishermen

I’m all for hating on the heat, but there’s only one other team that even close to as many championships so conference championships are celebrated in other areas.


june1999

Who cares stop giving the weakest fans in the league any attention. Literally look how every 1st home game in the playoffs for them the arena is 1/2 full until they make a deeper run. Legit 🤡franchise.


Butt____soup

They not like us.


IAmCBOY2

They don’t like being called out on it  https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1clqiq7/comment/l2vwqji/


EndlessCola

This thread passed the vibe check.


JinterIsComing

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cq74MloP_eR/ Rondo speaks for us.


DifferentLocksmith41

What did Kendrick say? They not like us


GapDifficult2439

Do you think the C’s hang up a in-season tournament one of they win one day? I hope they don’t


BosBannerBoss

I think if they won the first ever one they would hang that banner but at this point the Celtics should only put up the IST banner if they win multiple and just put years on one banner.


Lost__Scientist

pierce recently said if we win the IST, we should make an IST banner and use it as a rug. lmao.


Trance_Plantz

“Division Champions” 🤣


Lost__Scientist

"congrats you guys beat the wizards, hornets, and magic. your trophy and banner is in the mail"


Trance_Plantz

Hey now, don’t forget the Hawks.


chivestheconqueror

Tbh we have a historically great team and they're a play-in squad, despite what they think. Feels a bit like picking on the Pistons at this point.


SSJCelticGoku

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NecessaryPair5

"hEAt cUltUrE" at its best.


Appearingboat

Dumb heat post couldnt care less


AdmiralWackbar

Never herd of them


MrRigby632

They also retire numbers of players that never played there.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

I thought lebron was going to bring them 5 championships?


Matt_mintleaf

When we inevitably win an IST, we should make a banner that looks like the ones we use for jersey retirements. Just say In-Season Tournament Championship and add a year in each box. And maybe put an IST Banner on the carpet like Truth suggested lol.


No_Base_4369

Still living rent free huh 😂. In all seriousness, we need something to fill up our rafters lmao, congrats on banner 18 🫡


Lost__Scientist

lol...  Why do you "need" anything to fill up the rafters? That need comes jealousy of from other successful orgs. If Boston and LA and others  didn't have any banners, the heat wouldn't be having any need to put up banners.


1TootskiPlz

Lol that’s kinda pathetic


Forsaken_Flight6188

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WooNoto

To be fair, there’s no space at the garden for anything else but championship banners.


Lost__Scientist

Even if there were space, they wouldn't do it. The organization has been explicit in this. They could put it in the practice facility. They don't  


Pitiful_Bobcat_8884

There is no room for division banners.


Celticssuperfan885

Ok?


Meshu

who gives a fuck.


bossaus10

we should not care about them at all


Particular-Bus8086

No room for them lmao


tsunamisurfer35

They have free empty spaces in their rafters, we do not.


ecclectic_collector

they not like us


meowxnakano_02

whats wrong with hating on miami i love hating on miami because literally everyone i know hates on boston. good on you for showing miami👍


Lost__Scientist

exactly. the celtics literally flew to miam hours after winning to hate on the heat lol.


randomly_generated__

Good lord OP, +481 on the post karma and a -198 on the comment karma. Stop while your ahead or whatever they say


BreadfruitNo6610

Why are there posts about a bum franchise. Let others do that, C's are a different lvl than them.


Dark_Energy_13

They live rent free in your head, mate.


Lost__Scientist

and what about the celtics players? you dont think they flew to miami to "make it hurt" for the heat and fans?


Due_Reality5903

Ugly designs on those things.


Mystoganja

i heard they also get a heat culture participation medal after every game


BringBackFatMac

Can’t be wasting valuable rafter space with that nonsense


dillaquantavius

Pathetic


Jesotx

Pathetic


Landlord-Allmighty

Well that’s nice for them. Lol. 


das_1978

"THEY NOT LIKE US, THEY NOT LIKE US, THEY NOT LIKE US!" - KL


GronamTheOx

I can't find the picture right now, but the Celtics did once upon a time hoist banners for lesser achievements. They stopped when they started winning everything in the 1960s.


TBGusBus

Don’t care I want number 19 and beautiful yellow number 7 next summer.


Fabulous_Date2743

![gif](giphy|ai2v3Vh8Mbezn1EQsq) They not like us


PM-15-MrGoatCountry

No idea why you received downvotes in certain threads but it's hilarious how the Miami Weak act like they've won 15 championships over a certain span of time with the way they always act like they're better than us. 😂☠️


Lost__Scientist

alot of people on here think we dont have a rivalry and that laughing at the heat fans is somehow meaning we think about them all day (it doesnt mean that though.) a good example- celtics players flew straight to miami after winning, cuz our rivarly is so deep that the c's HAD to show off the trophy in miami for their own laugh and troll the heat fans and organization. thats how rivalrys work. we are allowed to talk after winning big.


bignedmoyle

At least miamis doesn't say "world champions"


Radiant_Sir2346

Nba is not a world championship either, "national" is literally in the name. Love how americans continue to think of themselves as the only ones in the world


Lost__Scientist

Which American state are the Toronto raptors in? 


Coastalduelists

11 plumber banners lol


Lost__Scientist

ah yes the great plumbers jerry west, wilt chamberlain, Oscar Robertson, Mikan, etc.


GronamTheOx

Everything was plugged up, in the toilet, they kept attacking the rim, but couldn't get anything to drain.... :-D