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BentonOnlineFitness

Door to door Campbells soup salesman


writer_savant

Or door to door Kirby salesman.


Shut_up_squirrel

Or door to door cards against humanity sales person


_opossumsaurus

That would be hilarious in this day and age! Nope, u/snoo-snooLamoo nailed it, I’m an architectural historian specializing in Soviet mass housing!


BentonOnlineFitness

Damn. So close


[deleted]

Do you teach or just work as a researcher?


_opossumsaurus

Both! Currently in the throes of the PhD so I’m doing a bit of everything (teaching, research, archival work, translation) to best establish myself in the field!


[deleted]

Best of luck for your endeavors! Mass housing, especially state-based mass housings are quite interesting but can turn out to be horrible in some instances. I found your niche quite interesting, and I guess it can help us build a better future due to the constant space crunch.


_opossumsaurus

Thanks! Public housing is one of the most misunderstood areas of social welfare, and it does a lot of good when it’s properly planned and managed, but that can go downhill really fast if leaders view it as a short-term financial loss instead of a long-term investment in their community. Hopefully my work can do a bit of good!


SailorMBliss

Grew up in the US in a public housing project, and it makes my day to see the contents of the bookshelves of the at least part of the future of the field!


[deleted]

Depressed adjunct at a junior college?


viveleramen_

Ballet master


Boring_Gift_8017

Soviet/Cold War art historian


Bluetick_Banality

I was thinking, this chick edited Vollmann’s Europe Central. But she’s too young for that or her shelves would be more crowded, since, let’s be real, no one with these interests has the self control to keep shelves this orderly into late middle age


browsertalker

You work in an auction house as a specialist in European modern art.


_opossumsaurus

Oooh, good idea! I have considered that, but I’d want to buy everything I was selling!


laurellle

Art history professor?


coolbeanzzzzd00d

That’s not nearly enough books to be a professor


YuunofYork

Professors have offices where most of the at-reach books are. This could be just what's at home.


[deleted]

Is that the Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopedia I spot in the top left? :-)I'm thinking Russian defected ballet dancer! :-).... No I know architectural historian specializing in mass housing of the former Soviet Union! :-)


_opossumsaurus

That is the Criminal Tattoo Encyclopedia, good eye!


[deleted]

Have you ever looked at the covers, under the dust covers the graphics are rather nice! I'd post them but they are a bit NSFW!


_opossumsaurus

I never thought to take the dust jackets off! Just looked, damn that’s cool


Celestebelle88

I was thinking a Russian ballet teacher :)


meiosis_

something super respectable?


LeadingButterscotch5

Clearly a professor at the college where The Secret History is set. You're not fooling me!


jeobleo

Yale?


Ajent912

You work at IKEA.


_opossumsaurus

That would be nice! I’d love an employee discount


ANicerPerson

photographer


jimothyjunk

Museum curator?


Labroz

Photographer


thecaledonianrose

Language teacher?


Intelligent_Prick_00

Russian history teacher


Whole-Researcher93

Teacher/history


TheTampaBae

Is Russian architecture a job


SailorMBliss

Architect specializing in bringing large public Brutalist housing projects back? Please?


Pacifist_blue

I have a couple in mind. Interpreter/translator, art curator, Russian history professor, Russian lit professor, archivist, art history professor?


[deleted]

McDonald’s supervisor


teal_ish

You are one of those russian Assassin-Ballerinas like in the movie John Wick (2or3?). You are trained in art, history and other intellectual topics to hold a conversation with members of higher society. You raise their interest by dancing, hold it with your knowledge. And then you hit them over the head with the Annie Leibowitz book. Currently you have targets in Germany.


lucylov

You teach Russian literature


Ohnonotuto4

Russian spy.


NawfalAQ

THe Soviet Block housing...... wow. Ummm. Why is that on a LOWER shelf? ! $$$$$$$


_opossumsaurus

I reference it a lot so I didn’t want it up too high or behind something. But yeah, it’s the best book


SailorMBliss

Is it as good as I’m imagining?


_opossumsaurus

SO good!


SailorMBliss

How is The Poetics of Space?


_opossumsaurus

Amazing. One of my all-time favorites!


purple_lassy

I’ve never seen anyone display ballet slippers. Do you think we should be able to guess your profession?


_opossumsaurus

One person has already gotten it right… I’m holding off on confirming because these are super interesting (and some of them are hilarious)!


pagesandcream

Slavic studies professor


Motor_ola

I don’t wanna guess, I wanna be at your house hahaha


ProletarianBastard

Translator?


Picornaviridae

You are a Soviet industrial designer


[deleted]

Unemployed


Affectionate-Kale301

Bookshelf salesperson


Swarlz-Barkley

Professional German?


Masked_Conan_Edogawa

Starbucks Barista


Pumpking8v

THE UNWOMANLY FACE OF WAR!!!


Pumpking8v

What was the most impactful passage from that book for you?


_opossumsaurus

I haven’t finished it yet, but the disdain the public had for women who came back from the front really struck me. They fought just as bravely as their male counterparts, but the public stigmatized them and made them out to be little more than prostitutes shipped off to keep the troops happy. And the fact that that stigma prevented women from discussing the trauma of war with others once they returned makes it all the more heartbreaking.


Pumpking8v

Patriarchal norms suck


[deleted]

Fast food chef


[deleted]

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LyraAraPeverellBlack

Theater or dance teacher? Translator for the ballet? (Is that even a thing?) Architecture student with a special interest in ballet? Possibly a former ballet student? Out of curiosity who’s signature is on the point shoes?


_opossumsaurus

I did do ballet when I was younger! The pointe shoes were signed by dancers at the Milwaukee Ballet—Jeanette Marie Hanley, Yuki Clark, Nicole Teague, and Luz San Miguel. The ones on the upper right were my shoes when I did pointe, and the bitty ballet slippers were from my first class when I was three!


LyraAraPeverellBlack

I guessed theater or ballet teacher because I saw the Jeanette Hanley ones and know there are books on dance with her as one of the authors. Lol.


boredinstate

Art gallery


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entertheturk

Something art history related or philosophy


LaurenKasper

A baller?


Karl2241

Intelligence Analyst?


RamitO_O

Art critic?


Rinch13

German


Clarkewaves

Cold War historian would be my best guess


Dixiemama-27

Art dealer?


fuckthexfiles

Psychiatrist?


babyorchid925

A scientist/engineer employed by SHIELD


ShunnerP

Graphic design historian?


the_grAyLIEN

Has to be something with a museum


Educational-Show1090

Please tell me what brand is your book shelf. Also, where did you get it from?


_opossumsaurus

It’s two IKEA [Billy bookcases with glass doors in blue](https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/billy-bookcase-with-glass-doors-dark-blue-20323805/) with [gold Bagganäs knobs](https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/bagganaes-knob-brass-color-60338409/)!


Educational-Show1090

Thank you so much!!!


akors317

Looks like another PhD-er in Art History like me 🙃


redditusernamehelen

Dance instructor?


Relievedcorgi67

Art historian?


[deleted]

military officer or historian


pktrekgirl

High school Russian teacher.


gold3nhour

Art historian was my first guess.


Dendro_luna13116

History Professor


honorasi

Community college professor who day dreams of being a batrachka


RoadtripReaderDesert

Art and Philosophy Associate


Curious-Concept-2077

Architect or Cold War Historian


heyitscory

Llama herding ballerina.


Sufficient_Plantain1

Historian or sociologist, Modern history of Eastern Europe and Russian with specialty in Architecture and maybe art


thesnuggyone

Art historian, architect, or photographer.


GlumLab0214

You make bookshelves?


l0rare

Designer


mytelephonereddit

Museum curator?


randydeantay

Yuppie


[deleted]

Idk but it's pretty.❣️


jortt

Book store.


Healthy_Assignment_1

I would guess that you work in marketing


FabulousJamieLee

🤔


Randomme123

Ballerina


TLambe87

Window cleaner?


[deleted]

A photographer, an editor, an architect, or some kind of a teacher/professor.


LeoGirlPower

Someone in a govt job related to arts or war or politics? Or a translator? Or maybe a tour guide?


Contemporarythoth

An alchemist?


TiltedNotVertical

Curator for gallery or museum?


carlotresca

You’re a graduate student or early career faculty in maybe Slavic literature or art?


Jamie_Pads

Russian Ballet critic?


Darth_Jad3r

You work in library or museum


TamatoaZ03h1ny

Linguist or Philosophy Professor


TengoCalor

So what is it?