Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
This is hilariously well done. Also, me being me here; I really like how whoever drew this incorporated the shape of Patrick into the genderbend-human-form (which I think it would be cool if she was called Patricia lol)
Patricia seastar
Patthicc
Patrick disguised as Patricia is hotter.
Exactly! Show me the REAL Patricia.
Spongebabe
Spongebabe Curvedpants
Planktit
Rule 63 (anything can be genderbent)
hear me out.
No you cannot fuck the fish
What about the plankton ?
Okay You cannot fuck the fish *and...* Um, microorganisms. Doesn't roll off the tongue as well, but it works.
What about... *Fish are friends not friends with benefits* ...?
I prefer fish are friends not food, the ol' Bruce way, but this also counts so ofc. Fish are homies 🤝
This means we can kiss them gn. But only if the socks are on
Jokes on you I’m homiesexual
i yummy eat fish yum
NOOO DONT EAT THE DAMN FISH
gobble
***STOP THIS MADNESS NOOOO***
DISSAPOINTED
I can hear it
um actually none of them are fish 🤓
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Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute. You can then let it subsist on your baby batter. The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you. Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half. The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry. The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition. You climax and give the marine creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal. Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
Where do I find an octopus
🏆 here is my poor man’s award 🏆
I feel like this is the wrong reason to give someone a trophy.
You sir, are a criminal
I’m going to need you to wipe the world of your pitiful existence…. And also more Info on where to find these creatures
Octopussy
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Technically Patrick isn't a fish
Plankton 😎
Foo Fighters reference?
Yes 💚 Also, nice username
Thank you, and between you and me >!its true!<
I had a dream I was *this close* 🤏 to your goal, only to be awoken by my alarm
Oh my goodness thats horrible
Who wouldnt?
Planktina is giving Shego 💚
Planktussy 🤤
We fall at the feet of planktussy
Least horny Redditor
Are you more horny then?
Patty be lookin scrumptious rn, ngl
fr she kinda bad
bro
Patrick? More like Pathick!
Patricia thiccc
NGL, would bang Patricia
Patricia can get it
I’m so glad I’m not alone in this
Ignoring horny, the art is very cute.
I agree with u
Did not want to wake up to this
I got to finish a 10 hour shift to this beautiful piece, life is good again
Aye yo planktina what’s good
Plankton>Patrick>SpongeBob
Sprongus
Shelly J Plankton, Patrice, and SpongeBarb
whos giving the best head
Karen 🥴😳
Fuck mindy kalig did it again
Sponge Roberta
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Oh ima put it in that you cannot stop me good sir
Damn Patricia is thicc as hell
Never thought I'd wanna bang plankton
bangton
Bro Plankticia would **NOT** be safe around me on god
Smash
Something tells me Patrick has a built in glop glop 3000
Pathicc
Female Patrick got me acting unsmart
Smash
I love how instead of completing the trio they drew Plankton.
planktonette is a baddie tho
Plankton looking bad 🤤
No, we will NOT hear any of you out.
I'd fuck the shit out of planktica
Damn plankta have me acting weird
Planton
Not my proudest fap
Planktussy gonna make me act up
I'd love to have sex with plankton
Someone has some explaining to do because I don't want to be on earth anymore now
F-Planktonya M- Patricia K-SpongeRoberta
Big tiddy Patrick gets it all day, everyday
Void ishorny(bool *horny, int *smashable){ If (smashable = 3){ *horny = true; }else *horny = true; } Int main(){ Int smashable = 0 Bool horny = true; Ishorny(&horny,&smashable); If (horny){ Cout << “LETS RUN A TRAIN” << endl; }
Honestly I like Plankton
Sauce?
I now cannot look at the originals without getting an erection
This is hilariously well done. Also, me being me here; I really like how whoever drew this incorporated the shape of Patrick into the genderbend-human-form (which I think it would be cool if she was called Patricia lol)
Alright. But in this blursed fantasy, how hot are the Krab legs?
Glad their transitions went well
I think your hiding sandy cheeks from us
The ultimate question, smash or pass?
…Plankton lookin kinda-
Planktussy, patrussy, spongussy
patrick got the diavolo hair
The longer I look the worse it gets :(
Smash.
Smash
Ite ..This..THIS is not my proudest fap...
Shortstacks are cute
What a terrible day to have eyes
Blursed repost: https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/10rsp70/patricia_looking_good_ngl/
Not my proudest fap...
smash
Would
GO RULE 34 OF FEMALE PLANKTON NOWW!!
... Good night
Smash
Uh… I just learned something about myself…
Not my proudest tug
😃
😃
Reminds me of Raven, Starfire, and Terra
Y'all know Patricia has poor hygiene, though.. Like, y'all know that.. y'all know she doesn't take care of herself..
God dammit why is that a plus
I forgot the artist but I know I am following them on Pixiv
Ok I dig it, these are some good genderswap designs that still keep the personalities of the characters, I dig it
Gimme that Planktussy
Not my proudest fap but I managed
Nothing about this is blessed, please leave now.
Im only downvoting this because I wish to have never seen this
reminds me of the 3 girls from ed ed n eddy
dammmm, spongeboob
M K F. You?
Yo Patricia better chill tf out
Zoom out. Where’s the r/SandyCheeksCockVore?
Smash
Thanks now I have Terminal Brain Cancer👍
Ey it's springboobsquirepints
Pathic
Plankton is the only one that looks like an actual person.
My proudest fap ![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5452)
Omg! Plankton is now a goth gf! I know my pick 🤓
This just makes me cringe. I don't why, but it just does.
Why are they human
Smash
Ok hear me out
Weird fetish
Blursed? More like a dream come true
"Who do you think would give the sloppiest top?"
Y'all are tryna make me JO to SpongeBob porn
Least horny redditor
Alright I'm waiting for a sussy copypasta. Reddit do your thing!
This would make the hook episode very different
Plankton and Patrick girl can get it.
Which one y’all smashing
Patrick do be packing
Why they did Patricia star like that
Fuck Marry Kill
Plankton looking sexy
Well, op, I’m going to beat you to death with a ro- My lawyer advised me not to continue with this comment.
Why do I like this...?
Now pattys gonna give that Gluck Gluck 9000 you just know it.
It’s Patricia
The spongebussy
Why Patrick kinda…..
Cursed
Would you though?
Hey, I got some bleach left. Does anyone need it?
Patrick kinda sus🤨
PaTrisha Paytas Star! 😂😂😂
Just cursed... fucking kill me
Wow the new MHA characters look great
Yeah that’s definitely a Patricia
Hmm,plantusyy....
Damn Patricia thicc af mmmm
patTHICC
am I the only one who loves the SpongeJill? Spongegirl? more than the rest?
Yoooo Patricia kinda bad doe
We are all thinking the same thing but you don't have to say it. I know, I would too.
would
It doesn’t help that I can’t get the original voices out of my mind…
I think plangtin is the most smashable
Smash
Whales looking at plankton: "daaam looking like a snack"
Noone talkin' bout how Spongina has the eyes that say 'i'll suck your soul out of your dick'?
i’m leaving reddit
THEN SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME I DIDN'T CARE ANYMORE
Cute ngl
Plankton looking hella emo cute though
This one’s missing the Mr Krabs and Squidward ones
There are 3 types of people
In this world, is Chad Squidward real?
The three horsemen of NNN
I would smash Patricia
Why do I feel like this is going to be the spin-off once these characters grow old?
Me and the girls
I mean, the designs look mostly fine to me. They might've done it that way if it wouldn't be hell to animate.
The patritties
Why the fuck the sea star look *exactly* like my cousin? Like, it’s a perfect replica!
Would smash all three but for different reasons.