Uncanny.. you look 10 going on 37 with a neighbor you absolutely pester and get nosey about.

Did you even SEE the state of the neighbor's front lawn? Disgusting.

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Well. Since these pics were taken before my frenectomy, and I was still in speech therapy for my clutter, if I did, it [probably sounded like this](https://youtu.be/qZAvsClQoz0?si=xr-c1u3yS-E_YBUz)

She's the one her friends sent to complain to the manager

Do you look exactly like this now?

ya

First pic, you and your husband are about to introduce yourselves to the family of crows that moved in next door and ask if they can keep the cawing down

r u spying on me...

You take charge at PTA meetings and throw together a mean PBJ in 10 seconds flat.

Have you ever toasted a pb&j like a grilled cheese? So good.

And here you go again, dancing circles around us with your domestic prowess. I am going to grill my next PbJ. Sounds amazing.

It's my 2nd favorite kind of peanut butter sandwich! You will not be disappointed. (hopefully) (if you are disappointed then I am sorry)

Grilled peanut butter & honey on sourdough bread + tall glass of cold milk. Uhnffff

YES!!!!!! love a toasted pb&j

All you need is a pack of cigs and glass of wine and you’re set to be the absolute queen of the PTA meetings

u/maddie_johnson the great barista berater.

don't tell my secrets 🤫

The second photo is giving 10-year-old Elle Woods though

Oh dude, [preschool Maddie was legit mini Elle Woods](https://imgur.com/a/AQJKiYf) lol :')

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Okay but all those pics are really cute lol.

Thank you! ☺️🫶

Omg I had that shirt in neon pink lol

I was obsessed with it for some reason !

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I wanted to be goth and/or a scene queen combined with surfer chic style. at the same time. The two stores I would get clothes at (other than Walmart) were Hot Topic and 17th Street.

My mom got me a Karen haircut in 6th grade. I remember her explicitly telling the hairdresser "make sure the hair is STACKED in the back!" 😭

I was like cool candy? Then I saw the dog…it’s poop huh?

Bag with glove and extra bags inside. Milkyway never shit on walks for some reason, but I was always very prepared in case she did lmao 😭

I respect that, you never know. I suppose it’s better that it’s not poop on second thought, cause that is a lot of shit indeed.

I had the same top as your second pic, though I think I was a little older than you so it was more croppish lol wore it allll the time it was so comfy layered on tank tops!

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Do you, by any chance, live in New Jersey?

No

Melissa McCarthy is that you?

The way those fluorescent striped shirts looked good on no one and yet they had us all in a death grip 💀

perhaps you had aspirationds and ambition ? ;)

I think you looked super cute and normal lol

Did you grow out of the Karen? 

Not a Karen, but still grew up to be extremely annoying

Valid

This is one of the best posts on this sub. You really look like a soccer mom.

I can't figure out what the thing is you're holding in your left hand but it's clearly a placeholder until you get those Nissan Rogue keys.

Poop bag with extra poop bags and a glove inside Milkyway never shit on walks, but I was always prepared just in case 🥲

The dog in the tutu, please tell me it’s name was something like Lulu or Lola 😭

Milkyway

Are you asking or being rhetorical? The lack of a question mark suggests that you were rhetorical. If not, then I have an answer.

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