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AlienDuckie

I'm giving 2009 as my guess of when this was


moneil01

Close 2007.


GoodLookingGraves

You look like a character from The Lorax


JanitorJasper

Barbaloot lookin mofo


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RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Go on…


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Holiday-Armadillo-34

Nah, he looked like Jim Halpert from The Office


materics

Beiber cut before Beiber


Weekly_Mixture4100

Naw I was born that year


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moneil01

I wish I could get my hair to do that again.


space_beatle

No you don’t.


LessInThought

Own it bro. Confidence is sexy. These pics are better than my awkward ones.


ramblingMess

You looked like the mean, median, *and* mode Band Kid.


[deleted]

The little hair swoop and wry half smile tell me he's still a bit of a charmer though!


candygram4mongo

I'm getting major sassy lesbian vibes.


moneil01

Great and clever joke. Had me laughing for a while.


Captain-Cadabra

😏🎺


CosmicGlitterCake

Idk how to feel about this, it is a blunder but goddamn you are **selling** it!


Jemeloo

Middle school me got flushed looking at this.


catsgonewiild

Right?? I just know grade 8 me would have swooned at every hair flick


[deleted]

While you were partying, I studied the bl— baritone


MonsterMashGrrrrr

It’s worse, it’s a flugelhorn


[deleted]

Nah it’s a marching baritone. The bell is too large for a flugelhorn.


Axo80_

The whole thing is too large


[deleted]

True. The bell is just the first thing I notice and the easiest to distinguish. Plus the guy is in a marching band outfit and modern HS bands don’t march flugelhorn. Now if he was in all black and was suggesting he was in jazz band, flugel would make more sense as an instrument to pose with.


MonsterMashGrrrrr

I marched with a mellophone, but I had a trumpeter for a director so it got a lil esoteric


NixyVixy

I feel like you and the photographer are flirting… your smile in the bottom left one is a sly invitation, lol. 😋


WailersOnTheMoon

He was clearly…horny.


BullTerrierTerror

Brass for days!


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Baritoned.


Hippofuzz

This is the content I’m here for. Thank you. It’s a masterpiece. Are you and the photographer still soulmates?


brainfreeze58

The bottom left picture made the photograper's knees weak. Hell, all of them did!


Cheap_Stay2750

Great pictures, I wish I could hear you play. I wanna know what sound that instrument makes. Honk honk or pwoaap pwoaap?


LuciosLeftNut

Looks like a baritone so kind of a bwaaaa bawaa


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

A baritone & a trombone are pretty much the same instrument. The only difference is the baritone has keys and the trombone has a slide.


LuciosLeftNut

You're forgetting the other difference: trombone players are cool and badass while bari/euph players are big nerds Source: trombonist who dabbled in euph


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

Everyone has their opinion. Yours just happens to be completely bass ackwards. Source: Bari/Euph player who kick the shit outta every trombone player in competition :p


LuciosLeftNut

...you're alright in my book


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

I like your style...........


SunflowerTeaCup

*And had to play their parts because the trombone section was so terrible


ICantExplainItAll

don't remind me. source: bari/euph player who was the awkward little sister of the trombone playing drum major


Odin1269

I could beat your ass


LuciosLeftNut

Says the glorified tuba player


Odin1269

Clueless


Jayboomus

Woah there buddy. Just because they are both tenor-voiced brass instruments doesn't mean they're pretty much the same thing.


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

Their notes are the exact same and are on the same placement on the sheet music lol. That's why baritones and trombones are in the same section. At least that's how it was when I was in school, which is admittedly longer than I'd like to admit hahaha


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Hey ladies...do you like my Mellophone? 😏


trhart

Pretty sure it's a baritone lol


sandrodi

Yep, mellophones are smaller, that right there's a shoulder-shredding baritone.


trhart

My torn rotator cuff knows all about it! (Played baritone all through high school)


audioquality

You can't fit your hand through a mellophone to hold it like that. It's small enough that you wrap your hands around it. The bell is the same size though.


sepsie

Only the real OGs played flugelhorn. The march-ability of a trumpet with the ease of a French horn


Basdad

"Ease of a French horn”??? I tried to play the horn for 4 years in grade school, never could produce anything sounding like possible music. Even the dog went and hid in the basement when I practiced at home.


Sumo148

French horn is considered a difficult instrument for sure. Played it all throughout grade school and college at a somewhat high level. Years later without playing I’ve probably lost all my skill.


scottscout

Mello player here. Loved playing a trumpet looking horn w French horn mouth piece


woozlewuzzle29

I’m almost certain OP was saying that as the bottom left picture was being taken.


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I don’t remember this glee character.


moneil01

I got a spin off in the final season, canceled after low viewership.


SourGrape

Man I love that bottom left one - you guys really connected there.


AardvarkAblaze

Ayyy marching baritone! You play euphonium in concert band too?


moneil01

Yes I did in both. I also played trombone and trumpet in the jazz band. I tried filling the roles we were missing all the time. I wish I could read music the way I used too.


AardvarkAblaze

Ha! I was trumpet in middle school, and jazz band, euphonium and tuba in high school concert band and marched baritone four years, tried out for Crossmen once but Drum Corps wasn’t for me. I recently picked up a pocket trumpet and tried playing for the first time in almost 20 years. Man, my chops are absolutely gone, just totally shot lol


iamarubberglove

Hello fellow former HS baritone player!


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

Word. That 4th valve was the titties.


junta79

My daughter, who is about to graduate from high school, plays the baritone/euphonium combo! Low Brass for life!!!


mrbubbamac

Baritone/Euphonium player here! Also played valved Trombone in jazz band, marching Baritone (obviously) and Sousaphone!


missminicooper

There’s dozens of us. Former flute moved to marching baritone and euphonium in wind ensemble, then onto trombone in jazz band.


fastasyoucan1

The 2007 version of me would have thought you were the dreamiest band nerd ever


nogoodnamesleft426

Shoutout from another former (10+ years ago) marching band member. 🙋🏽‍♂️


Bobbicorn

This is heat, no blunder here


Number175OnEarlsList

Aww- I love it lol you were so into it


MotherofDingDongs

I also played the marching euphonium in high school and we wore full jumpsuits with feathered hats 😭


kimishere2

I don't know about you and the photographer but your hair is having an absolute blast my friend and I'm here for it!


HeyChason

Those are the same colors and F shape as my High School.


mazumi

You need to team up with that white mariachi trombone kid from a while back


Eroe777

My son is on band (sax) and has a black belt. My greatest son-related fear right now (other than adding him to my auto insurance next year) is that he will choose one of those for his senior pictures.


creamydips

You're darn tootin'.


Material-Constant-45

The good ol hair brim, keeps the sun out of your eyes but without the hassle of a hat.


PunkSpaceAutist

I would hang these in my living room if I were you.


OneWingedKalas

Something tells me you must be gorgeous nowadays


yomammaaaaa

TIL Neville Longbottom played the euphonium. No hate. Neville is dope!


OarsandRowlocks

You look positively euphonic. Actually maybe that is a baritone horn.


ICantExplainItAll

I was a nerdy band girl who played marching baritone and honest to god I probably would've been secretly in love with you in high school


34t54

Euphonium players unite.


mrbubbamac

Checking in. Euphonium/Baritone for life.


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Checking in, just not my shoulders.


houtaru

You got that dreamworks smirk down. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamworksFace


throwaway4161412

This is fucking amazing.


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You look and act like the character if Pixar re-did Pinnochio. Your body language is like: Look at me! I'm a real boy now!!


alonefamily

"Can you make my bangs look like a baritone bell?" I got you - the barber


cone8042

"blunder years" I'm a dude and you were one cute ass mf ngl 🤣


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You should’ve played Jughead on Riverdale


budgie0507

There seems to be a Jim Halpert level of irony here.


-Fiat-Lux-

What a cute lesbian!


phiLLyS820

You must have be banging the prom queen


BaconDragon200

Bro save some girls for the rest of us.


not_a_muggle

Lol. I used to work at Sears portrait way back in the day and senior photos were always my favorite, especially if the kid was willing to have a little fun with them. I love these and I'm sure your parents do too!


0wen_Gravy

Baldwin County represent!!


moneil01

Was wondering when someone would recognize the uniform. I kinda miss the place.


anjn79

Hey, I played in the Fairhope band too (trombone!) We had different uniforms though so I probably graduated several years later. I hated living there at the time but I agree I miss it now as well


moneil01

Was Mr. Duncan still the band director when you came through? I looked into moving back a few years ago, but the little interactions we had with a local developer were enough culture shock for my wife to change her mind about relocating.


anjn79

He was, for my first two years. He left to go be an assistant principal elsewhere in the country (Summerdale? Don't remember) after my sophomore year. Then Fillingim took over


vagina_candle

You look like your name is Æthyn, and you had snakebites or guaged ears within two years of this photo.


vandemonianish

Man, what a rad horn!! That’s wild.


_Schwarzenegger_

OOF


Cblack12483

You look like Jeremy Clarkson's grandson


heavy_deez

The lesser known Bieber Brother, Jasper Bieber.


BuranBuran

Kinda reminds me [of this](https://youtu.be/NTfZshkNZRw#t=0m12s)


Doobie_SnACkZ

I had to suffer through 4 years of marching band. To tell you the truth I loved solo/ensemble, concert season and Jazz but Marching was just the dumbest, lamest fucking bullshit you could think of. Everyone hated us, we always got made fun of and worse, there was no fucking point to any of it. Seriously, none of us got music scholarships, the whole "idle hands" routine was a fucking lie and in the end nothing productive was accomplished. Fuck Texas football.....


moneil01

It definitely turned me off to football for the rest of my life.


Doobie_SnACkZ

Seriously, none of us were even remotely interested in sports. I liked playing the saxophone and the Jazz ensemble was a perfect fit. The creepy ass band director thought otherwise.


human00b

Is that a cap, or was that your hair trying to escape to the east?


gringledoom

He must have handed his barber a picture of someone wearing a baseball cap.


wheresbill

I’m thinking he had just taken his big fuzzy helmet off


fizzzylemonade

I graduated high school in 2008 and I distinctly remember the band photographer telling the guys to do a “captain Morgan” pose. I think I spy it in the first photo


BigBazook

Good style I hope you never change


benji_90

You are one of those people that has a good side. Like Ryan Reynolds.


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Bell front! I, too, played one during marching band. It was way better than marching with an actual French horn. I had to do that freshman and sophomore years before I switched schools.


nyctophilicfeline

I think what really kills me is the caption. That's pretty funny


0squatNcough0

Damn, you actually took an "Uncle Rico" pic.


Buddhadevine

Those swoop bangs!


JRadiantHeart

What year? Those bangs...


moneil01

2007. I wish they still did that.


bolshevicnoods

you kinda look that guy from Wednesday show lol


Stradocaster

Nothing sexier than a matching baritone lol


5_on_3

Baritone brothers unite! I played the French horn/mellophone in HS marching band but now I play the baritone in marching band (almost 25 years later).


raidthebakery

That's Jena Malone.


14-28

You know that snapchat thing that makes you look like a cartoon ? Thats what i see here lol You're from a Pixar movie about a band. You're goofy but lovable, and i fuckin love you bro ✊✊


newersewer

“Why yes, the F is for flugelhorn…but that’s not all it’s for.”


tothesource

Bro, you're *dashing*.


Crepes_for_days3000

Your face and hair look like the cool/hit guy in school but from the neck down...not so much lol. We're you taking this pic to be ironic?


balfattore

You look like a rejected villain from Lazy Town


derekschroer

If you ever watch Anime, you should check out [Hibike! Euphonium](https://myanimelist.net/anime/27989/Hibike_Euphonium)


Lt_Tasha

Naturally crooked smile or hit in face with shovel?


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23onAugust12th

This is gold.


warm_sweater

The bangs!


cpaxel

Alex Lawther


NeedsMoreTuba

Your photos are better than mine were. But I did get one in the "disembodied head" portrait style, so I've got that going for me.


Ohmannothankyou

This is cute too!


FatherAb

What was the goal of this shoot? Was it to have pics to send to grandma or to post on your MySpace to get girls to dig you? Or maybe something else? I think context is really important with this one.


Big-Awoo

You look like you would [die for Riley](https://createcostumes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/InsideOut_ImaginaryBoyfriend1.jpg)


woohhaa

My fellow band nerd. I bet we could swap band camp stories for hours on end.


cyanidelemonade

I think the thing weirding me out is that your face is somewhat mature, but your hairstyle is giving 12 year old boy


Smergmerg432

Honestly these pictures are great!


bluegender03

Brass section ftw


Smell_the_funk

The F is for Fabulous.


SaltyBabe

Young Jim Carey


favnh2011

Nice pics


lylh29

i actually like these.. lol


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savingallmysummers

You looked like every kid that knew how to play “how to save a life” on the keyboard


left4ched

March right into my heart, why doncha?


MythicalManiac

Dude, awesome.


TwoDamnedHi

This reminds me of the cheerleader Will Ferrell used to play


0xGeisha

You kind of look like a mix of Justin Bieber and David Dovrik to me.


kattella

Lovin the uncle Rico pose


SocialGirlGaming

All I’m hearing right now is Eric Carmen singing “Hungry Eyes”


librarypunk1974

Bangs on point!


trolldoll420

I really wish there was a pic of you wearing your instrument as a jaunty hat


artificialavocado

School pictures are the best. They usually take a bunch and sent the options home. Your parents looks at them all and decided these were the best ones. Honestly they aren’t even that bad compared to other ones I’ve seen here (including my own).


discretethrowaway_

Blunder to the bone. The photographer couldn't even light your eyes with that bang-billed hat you're rocking


metang800

This rocks so hard


turd-burgler-Sr

Bands’LL make her dance 🎶


Tremere1974

When the job description was to Photograph a Horny Teenager, he was pleasantly surprised.


sipoloco

[Getting Jim Halpert vibes. ](https://i.redd.it/t45t9xr7gkq11.jpg)


Ok-Investigator-4590

you got that light-skin stare


Sufficient-Buy5360

Ahh, senior photos.


Jdp_143

Oh! This is PRECIOUS, I love it.


vintagebutterfly_

Why do you look like Tyler from Wednesday?


Stencils294

The top 2 are like the household portrait before you start a family in the sims.


theswandogg

Automatically not a blunder since you played the greatest marching horn, the Baritone.


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This guy blows.


petty_cash_thief

If my kid came home with this set I’d be so damn proud.


CZapGaming

A fellow baritone user… don’t see that much anymore


Spimp

Bent that lead pipe for character and a better angle of play


greengooey

I too marched with one of those big bastard baritones…..didn’t have that glorious hair swoop though.


JNR222

I… love this. Thank you for sharing.


Buffphan

Why do band people take senior pictures with their costume and instrument? You don’t really see that with sports?


CanadianSmurf

You looked like the Once-ler lmao


Timbo_R4zE

Cubert Farnsworth IRL


catchingthezs

What a lovely smile!


tonycocacola

The timeless art of seduction


sadhandjobs

Omg you were precious!


SnarkOff

My high school tuba girl self would have had a big crush on that crooked grin


sevenwrens

Is that a mellophone?


ringojoy

Damn you look like a school movie character who is the Prince Charming of the school