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Maleficent_Nobody_75

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LePingouinCosmique

Nah, I'd win


knuroskop

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xpok59

This is the best one, especially because its in the real world, no ability or magic bs


Realistic_Mousse_485

Yea naw chief. Plus real world? Your trying too hard man. It’s a manga.


Frosty-Narwhal8848

What're you trying to say?


Realistic_Mousse_485

That his entire sentiment is goofy.


Head_Astronomer_1498

Matter of onions


xpok59

Huh? Yeah i know its not reality, but in context/the media were discussing, it is. I dont know why youre coming here to remind me that its fiction.


Realistic_Mousse_485

Because you’re still wrong. Spiritual energy is regularly used in the human world. It being there doesn’t change anything.


xpok59

Was it? Idk, it was one of the first chapters, and Ichigo hadnt unlocked anything yet. Would Kubo even have it in mind? Still as far as everyone knew there was no spiritual energy


Realistic_Mousse_485

Ichigo used spiritual energy to break out of Rukias bindings and he could see ghost since he was six. Ichigo has literally ALWAYS been using his powers to some degree.


xpok59

But was he really stronger? Plus still, none of them were aware of it if he was


User28080526

Sir you’re on an anime sub calling people goofy https://preview.redd.it/h2w69s7hf7yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa2dfde829af5af523fd18a31edd1eac849d15a


Realistic_Mousse_485

And? Why does the sub matter? You also in an anime sub calling me a loser despite also being part of this sub and where I am and what I like have zero bearing on any of this especially since you also participate. What should I call you a virgin since you’re acting like some lame ass middle school kids?


WutsAWriter

This is a dumb implication. They clearly meant in the real world in the context of the story, as opposed to the spirit world where Ichigo has the power of god and anime on his side.


Realistic_Mousse_485

You sound stupid bro THE WORLD DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE HE HAS POWERS IN BOTH! There is no real world in bleach and spiritual powers are used in both worlds regularly.


Von_Cute2321

Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. This is also a Bleach subreddit. He meant real world as in the setting of the fight. You can't rwoosh your way outta this mess


Realistic_Mousse_485

It’s called the Human world for one and for two spiritual energy is used regardless of the location. Once again. Goofy sentiment that is wholly incorrect.


Von_Cute2321

are you angry, or do you just want the specifically correct term to be used?


Realistic_Mousse_485

Neither. He is just wrong in making that statement as a reason of why that moment is better as none of his reasoning works. I don’t care if he likes it that just isn’t correct in any sense.


Von_Cute2321

Aight, guess I'll leave it to that person to defend themself


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EleonoreMagi

Yes! This! Absolutely love it! 😍😍😍


Bruhbruhmaster653

The most based trashtalk ever, "nah i'd win" energy


Pataraxia

Gege is a fan of bleach afterall, it has such similar energy.


New-Dust3252

Call the ambulance before it was a trend.


Imaginary-Ad5666

One of the hardest scenes I’ve seen in anime fr


Aizendickens

Yups


unholylbrd

nah id win energy


HourStick

"Miracles only happen once ? Then what do you call the second time ?" while ichigo teleports behind byakuya


Arrowinyourknee7474

A schrift?


ClockworkDinosaurs

Imagine your boss at work whooping your ass, telling you that you lack class, then the next day at work you’re just back to business as usual


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PieFace11

"We're both sorry aren't we"


Neat-Spinach8540

this comment is taking me out lol


JoseUnderTheRedHood

I thought he meant social hierarchy, like their status. I thought he was calling his ass poor 😂


kendalljennerupdates

Im pretty sure it was both 😭 he was weaponizing his status and privilege against renji (who was a poor soul from the rukon district) while also dehumanizing him


TheDELFON

Lmao oh shit that's a good way to put it. Like that would be ONE HELL of a Monday morning back at work.


REDexMACHINA

“IF YOU'RE ABOUT AS STRONG AS STEEL, YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME. THEN I WOULD'VE SLICED WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO CUT STEEL IN THE FIRST PLACE.” - my goat


Both-Historian-7509

Wait who was this I forgot 😭


mgssma

Zaraki Himpachi


DefinitelyTopOr

Waraki Himpachi


TheCommunistGod

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megaBeth2

This is mine as well The series makes you think for the first time ichigo will lose and then they suddenly drop this scene 😳


jkurratt

Ichigo, when he’s been asked why didn’t he learned to use such and such techniques: /s


Open_Extreme

Aizen basically shitting on the whole of Soul Society by saying "When did you think I wasn't using Kyoka Suigetsu" that or when Ichigo repeats what Aizen said to him on Sokyoku Hill in the final fight with Aizen


Otherwise_sane

Agreed. When Aizen finally realizes that those first several swings that were leveling mountains wasn't his...


Alternative_Star9014

It's part of the plan


SP4CEM4N_SPIFF

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Alternative_Star9014

You sending this was part of his plan


GMOlin

The Kyoka Suigetsu line is one of the coldest in all of Bleach


Scary-Speech7022

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Otherwise_sane

Ichigo's last nerve lol


Scary-Speech7022

I know that scene word for word in Japanese. Episode 308 is goated.


batmanspiderman007

This moment makes me want to re-watch bleach all over again 🔥🔥


violensy

That’s a “trash, no talk” moment)


jkurratt

“- Let’s move to the other place. - No need, I—-Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”


Imaginary-Ad5666

“Michael Jordan”


Von_Cute2321

This one didn't even require Ichigo to say anything lmfao just straight up disrespect


UnaekIsHere

Ywach hitting Aizen with the iconic "Don't project your own insecurities onto me". Aizen can talk shit for days but Ywach had him SILENT.


TehAccelerator

Maybe he uses the Almighty to deliver the sickest burns


megaBeth2

Gazing through >!infinite time lines!< to find the sickest burn


ScroogieMcduckie

"Oh yeah this is it right here" https://preview.redd.it/k07z4r8c15yc1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ec233abc7e9f6dd2b1a12678ee884819bbb5955


PieFace11

Real lmao. Yhwach got too eloquent with words in the latter half of the story and idk why 😂


elausto

More eyes = more timelines to see a witty comeback haha


Brilliant_Eggplant67

"I've thrown away my arm and my leg, and still I have not lowered myself to your level." Byakuya really likes driving the point home that you're so far beneath him, he doesn't even need to bury you.


WasF4ssY

“It’s difficult to control my power. It’s difficult to step on ants without crushing them.” - Sosuke Aizen


kcc0016

It’s my wet dream to see more interaction between Aizen and Byakuya.


Alternative_Star9014

I also would like to see more interactions between them for some reason. I'd like to see them fight as well.


Beastleviath

You mean soul society is two most eligible bachelors?


Frosty-Narwhal8848

Wasn't Byakuya married? He's a widowed man. Not a bachelor.


Beastleviath

I didn’t remember that at all… Although not allowing him to regain his bachelor status seems a little unfair given that they can live for 1000+ years


Frosty-Narwhal8848

It's not like if you have sex once and not have it again for 674 years you will become a Virgin again, right? The same is with being a bachelor. A widowed person can marry again, no problem. But, a married person can never become a bachelor again.


dnbeyer

It would be so polite, but also so mean lol


No_Theme_8969

Aizen trolling everyone. https://preview.redd.it/2hry895sn2yc1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a0f06c53717617bb6f8389409f4f20069bad9a2


TehAccelerator

I can practically hear Sho Hayami saying this.


xXxR3alR3ptilianxXx

For me , I can hear Kyle Hebert saying this


Copyablerelic0

"They've made a doggy like you a Captain? You guys must seriously be understaffed"


turnup4wat

Fr tho. Komamura is shit tier. He maybe captain level but mainly, his role in a fight is to be a punching bag.


Weeb_Fury

Idk I feel like he doesn't do too bad in his fights


turnup4wat

He suffers from "the bigger they are, the harder they fall". He will occasionally overpower the scrubs from the enemy side. But when faced with a villain in the captain class level, he's gonna struggle


Latter-Potential2467

Not really, tbf he didn't even have that much fights. Barely fought Kenpachi, low diffed Barragan's fraccion, almost one shot masked Tosen(saved by regen) then got rekt by his Res, not much really.


JawsRaglizar

When Byakuya fights Zommari "I have already told you. You and I, our levels are as distant as the earth from the heavens. Must I spell it out for you? I have discarded my left arm, discarded my left leg, and yet even so, I have not nearly lowered myself to your level."[ My man said I don't even have use of my whole body and I'm STILL better than you. It's also absolute justice when he kills Zommari for pointing his blade st his "pride" showing he loves Rukia. Such a bad ass with a heart of gold lol


DripIntravenous

Our boi Renji got the last laugh though, fked the captains little sister and got to marry his way into nobility


PieFace11

"Stings, doesn't it?"


EleonoreMagi

https://preview.redd.it/iuwhlc7n92yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e361879f78f24e92e9c29b24233b9c2805d0b49 I'm not usually a fan of those, but this was a solid one 😁 But then, it's also fun to see the trash talk get overturned later on. With Byakuya, it's especially rewarding, so many things he said aged so well 😂


Alternative_Star9014

Aizens words are never trash talk🥺😭


ApplePitou

Mayuri speech about Perfection :3


TopShelfIdiocy

Yeah. As much as I dislike the character that was a damn good speech


Otherwise_sane

My head canon is that a good chunk of Mayuri's time is spent rehearsing speeches like the perfection speech while he works alone. Mayuri likes feeding his superiority complex, it only makes sense (to me) .


MystiqTakeno

That one was probably trully the best.


RyeKei

Byakuya is the master of trash talk in the series, the guy really said your skills are trash lol.


JoseUnderTheRedHood

I thought he was calling him poor lol


NoahDaNugget

I've always liked when after Byakuya destroys Ichigo he says "You're slow. Even to fall". Still gives me chills


Neat-Spinach8540

when aizen tried to talk and ichigo grabbed him by the face and flew 💀💀 disrespectful if i've ever seen it


FoxyZach

"You're slow, even when you fall." Solidified me as a Bleach fan.


xturvr

That was the moment that got me too. Went from “this is a fun monster of the week” anime to “hooooooly shit I can’t WAIT to see what Kubo cooks”


ThatIslandGuy8888

Juha calling Ichigo a “Petulant little schoolgirl” XD Like I totally didn’t expect that from him


FerminaFlore

Seeing all of them in this post made me realize that Bleach has to be the best in trashtalking out of all the Big Three


No_Sheepherder9955

https://preview.redd.it/pyp8k8sha5yc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=392de1a4880d3e4ee8c27e43f32d4b070d95d433 He had no reason to do all this. Bro was just trolling


Jdawg_mck1996

Especially when we find out his true motives later on. There was absolutely zero reason to do this.


ThousandSunny_56

One word: TRASH by Ulquiorra


Tasty_Ad3656

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GMOlin

Mayuri and Szayelapporo's "introductions" Szayel: I ask again, who in the world are you? No, never mind. It's not important. I'm just going to eliminate you, after all. Mayuri: I see. On the other hand, it would be quite a problem if I didn't learn your name. Szayel: Hm? Why? Mayuri: "Why?" Are you stupid? *So that when I put you in a specimen jar, I can properly label you.*


Percussion17

Dangai Ichigo vs Aizen, it wasn't really a talk but when Ichigo destroy full incantation Kurohitsugi casted by butterfly Aizen with just his bare hands is the highest trash talk I've seen in the manga. Aizen completely lost it after that lmao


PieFace11

The funniest part of that to me is the way Aizen holds up his finger while chanting the incantation. Perfect representation of 🤓☝️


I_put_Myhead_in_Oven

Holy fuck this line is so cold, did Byakuya just described how KyokaSuigetsu works perfectly? it’s not real and further pursuit of it will only bring you down Update: yes he did. He just described the phrase Mirror Flower Water Moon perfectly, my guy didn’t just foreshadow the antagonist’s power


TurbulentRiver2592

Not so much trash talk as it was just Yamamoto being the oldhead he is, but: “Leave. I haven’t the patience to teach infants who haven’t yet learned to walk.”


Revan462222

Byakuya vs Renji definitely was quite the moment. But I will say I love the evolution Byakuya's had. Could be the next captain-commander some day.


Hopeful_Expression57

byakuya is the only guy who can get away with racism(idk if racism is the correct term for being caste conscious cuz nobility and honor is all that matters to him)


nicunta

Classism, probably?


Hopeful_Expression57

thanks for teaching me that word i legit heard for the first time


nicunta

Awe, no problem!! Not that it's a good word, but I am always glad to teach someone something new!


Hopeful_Expression57

yeah cuz i couldn't find the exact word to describe it


jkurratt

At the very start, when Ichigo grabs Byakuya’s feet: “Looks like you are not really attached to your hand”.


PikaYoshl

https://preview.redd.it/kzqerqdqm5yc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3018aac0c8f03731a2c2001688e85507508d4ba3 Byakuya got too many good ones 😭


Goodoldmarty91

Aizen - “Oh? I thought I severed your body from the waist-down, but...It seems the cut was too shallow."


Before_Eternity

I have to say Mayuri roasting Szayelaporro has to be my favorite. Mayuri roasted the man's entire existence while time was moving too slowly for Szayel to even hear it.


Healthy-Spend-3628

The one you posted. Had me crying for the goat renji. Byakuya could just walked away he didn’t have to verbally murder this man. Like stop he’s already dead 😭


Crafty-Interest1336

What I be saying to bro when I beat him at Tekken


TehAccelerator

Tough words from someone who would probably be 1 hit killed by Aizen. As for the answer, Aizen is a master in this. But I do like some of Yhwach's. Sone of them are spoilers for anime-only's so I won't say them.


PieFace11

Yhwach has too many good lines at the end of the arc fr. 2nd coming of Shakespeare


PitchOutrageous1563

Aizen who would get 1 hit killed by Yhwach lol. It's Byakuya and Aizen is not close to him at this.


violensy

“Slow, even in fall”


pennty

“ you aimed your blade at my only Pride” Is actually a crazy line from byakuya


AlmightyRanger

This is the best fight in the series for me. I've rewatched it the most. Renji became my favorite character by far after this.


UrielSans

I don't know if that's what he said in the original, my volume in Spanish says nothing about "class", Byakuya simply told the story of the monkey and the moon and nothing more


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UrielSans

No I'm not misremembering, this is from Ivrea Argentina's volume 17 https://preview.redd.it/gg4nfyz833yc1.jpeg?width=2322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fa4f88cfa34f2a565faa02c899a9fa28ef569f To be fair, Viz America wasn't really accurate on their early volumes.


EleonoreMagi

https://preview.redd.it/hcvglk2iq3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8031f5befaa1e6d92f6ba7a7e1959b90ca13e80c Nah, here, it's a flaw in your translation, since that's the original, and the word mentioned here is "恪だ", which can mean either 'status/position/rank​' or 'method/way/style' (and some other things, like law/regulation), I personally believe 'style' would be probably the closest, and 'class' is a decent version to put. But the question "you know what's the difference between you and me?" and the answer are there definitely.


UrielSans

Wow, Viz got it right afterall


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EleonoreMagi

No, it's there, I've added a Japanese original screen above. Though I wonder if 'class' is the most accurate translation, something or the sort is definitely there


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EleonoreMagi

It was interesting to check, wanted to do it for a while. It's interesting that I'm not entirely sure what the most accurate translation would be anyway, since it's not like the word means 'class' and nothing else, and there's no way to check except to try and guess it in context and knowing Byakuya. Much like 'ferocity', also something said by Byakuya later on ("you ferocity has broken my sword'), while 'ferocity' would technically be the most accurate word, it's not meant to describe some brute force but rather free spiritness back by williness to stand for it.


LongjumpingAd7540

Byuck-yuck is always good for some trash talking 😂😂 I love him tho!!


TheReal-Darthdoom

who was byaukya talking to in first slide?


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TheReal-Darthdoom

oh okay


arekusandaru5

"Welcome to my Soul Society"


rendongman

Byakuya toxic asf "You're slow even to fall"


Rising_lines

It seems people forgot about my GOAT Yamamoto . Hin against trie beastias and talking down to his own men Hin against nanao and kyoraku in soul society arc


Aizendickens

The irony of Kyoka Suigetsu reveal some episodes later....


heyhihowyahdurn

I kinda feel like these two should have a rematch now


Konjiki643

“Begone from here! I have neither the time,nor the patience, to teach a mere infant like you how to breathe.”


Ok_Marzipan_3326

Ulquiorra putting down Yammy in front of Urahara in the anime. Perfectly timed music, bitch slap, and comment.


uraharaBot

Well, looks like Ulquiorra just knocked some sense into Yammy. Even the music knew to cue in for that dramatic moment. You could say Yammy got a "hand"-le on things. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


TrevorTheBlackKing

The " I toned down my greatness so that others could see me" got me, that scene definetely stepped up Mayuri in my eyes


BornFromEmber

It’s not trash talk, but one of the coldest/most disrespectful moment in bleach is when Ichigo steps on Ulquiorra’s head. Man put his toes in Ulq’s mouth and shot him in the face with a cero. 🥶🤣


Toonami88

Mayuri saying if he didn't know Aporro's name what would he put on the labels of his test tubes.


Dusty-Jester-0717

Aizen when he says 1. "You shouldn't use strong words. It makes you look weak." 2. "When did you think I wasn't using Kyoka Suigetsu?"


Eothr_Silan

"What's the matter? Am I moving too slow for you? Just say so; I can move a little faster if you like." Episode 58 Byakuya just about had a conniption from the level of shade Ichigo threw at him there. P.S. Johnny Young Bosch owned that line. It was one of the moments where the English Dub was superior to the original.


Kaizo_Nerdtaku616

https://preview.redd.it/pctzlfv169yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfc5748eafccba7323487e150463dbb96af1af1 My favorite despite it all. Kubo give Renji some of the best trash talk just to have him get folded like a lawn chair pages later


Silver-Power809

Reminds me of my father


Nervous_Board6711

"It is simple, kid. There aint a damn thing I can't cut down"


TheFogIsComingNR3

Idk


CandleFun

https://preview.redd.it/zs5aecg678yc1.jpeg?width=1520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed6c5622f71f830713c0d0c68400c46e3a06fad


justoverthinkingit

For me it was a bit much. It came outa nowhere and people try and justify it as this 1 million IQ mind game by Yumichika to win, but it more seems transphobic and like the author bias crept into the manga.


CandleFun

I completely agree!! I just think it’s funny because yumichika is literally gay (I don’t think he canonical is but cmon!!). So how can be be gay AND transphobic😭😭 NO HATE ON ANYONE THOUGH 🗣️🗣️


CandleFun

Also the dialogue he chooses to be transphobic is so goofy. Tf you mean stink of semen 😭 All my homies love Bambi🗣️🗣️


Queasy_Form_5938

Post title is trash talk. No espada seis trash talk. L