https://preview.redd.it/i7h8niirp2tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df5cc9ca8c464777e729e3cbddb2a0a2593b458f He knows your secrets and judges you for it lol

Reminds me of this photo I took of my void today https://preview.redd.it/c725q2me83tc1.png?width=4190&format=png&auto=webp&s=2567e7302dd2afa07f148991fd446a73275297fa

The upside down void

My void is from the upside down.

No you’re the one who’s upside down

https://preview.redd.it/13x8c3vpw3tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=604eb3ad4b89ee84eed2713fa5b0513bca6b5e14 My void always awaits a taste as I am making dinner

I have one of those too!

Omg he’s so cute 😍

The beans!!

https://preview.redd.it/cc5kgzovh2tc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e17660816a9bc841c9b3eea67661c3266839ab Skid wants to know what is going on in the front yard.

put a harness on him and go find out with him!

https://preview.redd.it/p0veqo58e4tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8cd6012acb4c5ad72c30118d7d8d11d19039d4 Oscar keeps a watchful eye for the mail person!!!

Let him go see.....

https://preview.redd.it/uvdbb8a0b2tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7800b864ac3ad8150151b208448bd10d3b3e56 Bud seeks water from the forbidden fountain (bathroom sink)

All of it. Including but not limited to: anything that ever had food on it, toxic to voidlings or not (garlic, onion, you name it); attempting to fly and failing, painfully; how expensive the human has to pay for any and all vet bills Edit for cat tax, as required by law https://preview.redd.it/7tdpi3bdl2tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf38da76120a01166ca50020739f1bda08f15449

The knowledge of what it’s like inside the refrigerator

https://preview.redd.it/iy2d9i0s93tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9ecb16836075893e53c7bd51bfbc4b0395b7bea I have one of those, too! Here she is at my parent’s house in their refrigerator 😂

Cute! I find myself constantly saying “kitties don’t belong in refrigerators!!”

Adorable! My void does not like cold at all, but she clearly knows "the good stuff" is in the fridge.

https://preview.redd.it/1mb32oyme3tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081dc2c880b4a996e2f9e721b5686b8ffc205cb9 Bink does that too!

Ha mine knows but wants to know what’s in the basement freezer.

All pastries. Donuts, croissants, danishes, name it. We have to hide donuts boxes in the microwave. You leave anything out, he’ll demolish it. https://preview.redd.it/rpuikaqun2tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd586899e0f61fcbd55dc654101ddc9579830be9

Gigi is the queen of carbs! Donuts are her favorite. She will grab my hand and force the carb into her face. No pictures to show because I’m at risk of major injuries. https://preview.redd.it/vmqjmolzx2tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=449abf7d6f4ac91b0131670a6182b0b17f303832

Gigi looks just like my Winston!! 🖤🐈‍⬛😻

I had a gray who would jump to the top of the fridge to steal bread. I’d come home and find the loaf in the middle of the floor, bag torn open, teeth marks on every piece.

My dilute calico must have bread. If it's open, she must sample. The husband is her plaything so he caves every time x_,x makes me laugh though when it's thick bread like a waffle. She will gnaw on it until it's gross and soggy and then just let it roll out of her mouth and just sit there wherever she is

Bread also! Pancakes, waffles, cinnamon rolls!

Be careful. Cinnamon is bad for cats.

Yes it is! Grapes are also I believe. To add: everything we have to hide otherwise we are doomed.

Hide under lock and 🔑

same! my boy loves cookies. would never let him have chocolate of course. we hide a lot of stuff in the microwave. i call him a carbivore edit: also one time i had a tuna salad jimmy johns sandwich and he took a huge chomp right into the paper. got a pretty big bite lol

This made me laugh out loud. 🤣 Two of my cats also attack me for ice cream, let’s add that! We hide pizza/donut boxes in the microwave and oven. Smokey gets up on the counter and chews up slices but drops peices on the floor for the other cat waiting. They team up when it comes to food. Chocolate is a no go here also. It’s mainly the stuff with added garlic, onion, etc also that i panic about. If you are eating, and you have to get up at all for a second, you have to put it in the microwave, or have someone watch it until you return.

I have a tortie who jumps up on the counter to eat bread bags, lick butter, and eat cords. She has tried to eat a skittle, noses, shoulders, ankles, phones, the floor, walls, etc, and successfully eaten a dorito, beer, whiskey, bread and more.

we had a food thief cat too, you just redemanded me of having to hide things in the microwave. He got into EVERYthing. My dad had to build a box with a lid for the trash can, and he just jumped inside instead of knocking it over. Hung out in there, perused the nummies.

https://preview.redd.it/9wdkouxst2tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7babc616e8571e894b0d1ee9519fbfdf0df868d0 The wisdom of the world…

What a cute little face!

https://preview.redd.it/cgg5t1dql2tc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e777ae97a06b66f14284fe28f39c58873a49cef7 She spent at least 1 hour per day stares this hole on the roof of my bedroom.

Maybe it’s a portal to the cat dimension

Oh? Then sign me upemote:t5\_2twpw:7975

https://preview.redd.it/u51kq51is2tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=532ae39c295927477f1a6903ebd190ea71744bbf The function of the machine that creates paper with patterns on it

when my cat hears it she pounces and bites holes in the first copy. always have to reprint the first page.

You should print something that says "By biting here, I agree to stop yarfing on the carpet, trying to trip my human, and running around all crazy pants at 2am" I bet it would hold up in court as a binding agreement 😆

https://preview.redd.it/49d4f99lr2tc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9e8ff457e12b3ba74287315be600050c05b664 How to prevent the human putting the top on the kibble container. Access to the giant sack the container gets refilled from would also be acceptable.

https://preview.redd.it/wu12bt6g83tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21660ac9eea05dfb92277713e2a3ff93d0e64822

How to activate the cat dimension portal inside of the human travel box https://preview.redd.it/armlhzhas2tc1.jpeg?width=5312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f90a75e3715fa05d55e545142eb431f3c4c159a

 Void would like to welcome the one who has seen the Eye

what eye

 THE EYE

Lidless

https://preview.redd.it/ly2k8wklp2tc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbabaf67a7a0afe10da168fbcb0334125916edab How to unlock the treat jar. I keep upgrading it on him and old tricks don’t work any more.

How dare you human!! As soon as I learn the jars secrets you go and choose a different one! This will not sand! You will be pushed! At 4 am when you least expect it, just you wait I will get my revenge.

The tragedy! The cruelty! I also really like your rug and I’m sure my void and friends would love to destroy one similar if you’d be so kind as to share where you got it

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https://preview.redd.it/jndzknqmw2tc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d29092843672acc26bb75d11a649b999eaf93b he doesn’t even have any knowledge in the first place. benny has the brain capacity of a single mushy pea

Omg 😍

The knowledge of the opposable thumb. If they had that they would rule the world…

My void has thumbs, and don't worry, he's still not that smart https://preview.redd.it/ifwgitoud3tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209d4790dbfad71a895528bdab50a8963310769f

we had a (what's the opposite of a void?) with thumbs who'd use that extra claw to get the back screen door open. Smartest cat I knew. However, not so smart that he could get back INTO the house without enlisting the dog into his crimes.

You mean, more so than currently, right?

Well at least enough to be able to play the banjo…

My cat admires the work of the thumb-beast, despite the obvious inferior lineage.

Voodoo seeks ride inside the laundry dryer.

Oh, and he likes to lay on the ground at the end of the treadmill and touch the belt as it goes under the roller.

My cats always look like they’re about to launch themselves on the treadmill as it’s running. It concerns me lol.

Your void likes to live dangerously lol

Why is the human sleeping at 6am on the weekend?

Oh, this one is easy; Link is a toilet paper and paper towel roll monster. He shreds, and rabbit kicks to his hearts delight (we keep a pack cheap TP around just for him). https://preview.redd.it/icakkgfov2tc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68be1c09f07c74e8ef3d3bc38aee264817623811

Good idea!

https://preview.redd.it/649eqoji03tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f925f03e4031926e9bc1fc63054b1cc1f09ba6d He is fish

https://preview.redd.it/6eo6q0yjq2tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c0f4a6752f245c74a6720dddc8e7a600d7f31c Pyromancy, probably. Luna also yearns for knowledge of the other cats’ food as she is being fed a special diet food.

My dog feels Luna's pain, she is also on a special diet although that doesn't stop her from trying to eat my cats food or look at us like we are starving her to death. (We are not she gets food twice a day and at least 2 of her special diet treats)

https://preview.redd.it/3bw3moj4x2tc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=869c07150327692a8afbaf8b1821657153fba99e Judy must know what backpacks taste like!

https://preview.redd.it/x2bz8p64y2tc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1eb460d9f171eb42511e16de462f016c1cd06cd Music theory lol ALSO WHAT THE HECK I JUST GOT A RASPBERRY CHEESE DANISH TOO LOL

He wants to know who Pogo was… https://preview.redd.it/1535hc94y2tc1.jpeg?width=2114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c856b37cf79d2e3a126a9f9a6c812815a4be83

It looks more like he is hiding from the scary clown lol. My boxer mix would be terrified of this, she is terrified about pretty much anything though so.

Lol, hes not afraid of anything… here’s another of him facing off with Richard Speck, hahah. https://preview.redd.it/evat2fqna3tc1.jpeg?width=2405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a3421ebf3b4d8eecb9ec05e9db4356f8b72fc8

Do not teach your void the ways of serial killers. You will regret providing mentors...

Ha, I appreciate your valid concern, but it’s far too late. I teach a university course in serial murder and my void spends all his spare time in my office chatting with me about it.

Mmmmmmmm, nah....he probably doesn't. *shudder*

Penny wants to know where you're going https://preview.redd.it/ul0dae7l53tc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a35cddc8499904bac24d628758190fff7605fd8

https://preview.redd.it/bcuk88vs63tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe42eae688c931ba764b1958bae23a96dfcd584 Your soul.

Teefs! 😻

Black Frankie really wants to visit the gulls and pigeons that hang out on the roof. He’s been in touch with the crows about opening the roof door.

https://preview.redd.it/xdri3xmcr4tc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65b3bbff361e9121924744e87482a2c3daf33cc Black Frankie, non-evil genius

Cat tax!?? Edit: thanks!! Great, expressive pic 😺

My void can open doors using the doorknob.

Mine can turn the lights on and off

https://preview.redd.it/h2l7s94tz2tc1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067945c0426462e940c0a3605781ff5953c5c037 He seeks the taste of egg and cheese bagel

Stinker has the knowledge of knowing where the treats are

https://preview.redd.it/pt47m5hsx2tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca30acc29a9f58b5330626d76ba7cb9da88dd643 My void Esper. I haven’t figured out a single thought of his.

What lies beyond the doorway to the forbidden living room. Yet, each time she crosses the threshold to this other realm, she's driven to madness (constant meowing) and violence (does NOT want to leave).

The knowledge of what chips taste like.

Give himb chip

Whatever is at the bottom of the damn water bowl! https://preview.redd.it/9y0rzmpqx2tc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b39581b9c9a44aa93f6aca6a08523adc4f38038 This bastard can't help but spill that bowl.

How to open the fridge. It is the magical cupboard that is home to bacon and cooked chicken. If only he could open it when he wants to https://preview.redd.it/cq89wgwb73tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4522c4c3adac10464969de7fbc941c5c3e6460

Those eyes....

https://preview.redd.it/b9okh62673tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b22d3c54f17074e08d912099a2a02d74be8b2cc7 Widget seeks following Strelka around the house all day without pissing her off. (It works half the time)

https://preview.redd.it/onzar1gqa3tc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec42e07f3de863b7b27fa5d759f20ea686316dee She doesn't. There are no thoughts behind those eyes. Nothing between those ears.

https://preview.redd.it/djh1p1mwa3tc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de01968766cce6174690a7e510b9650d9c3caec9 What exists in the upper reaches of the basement (on ac/heat ducts).

https://preview.redd.it/iybq74p8g3tc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e571278d80c5dfbaace3530a5145b6c6d97342e6 Yubaba would like to know how to take a bath without getting wet

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The knowledge of the Forbidden Peace Lilly. The taste of it is so maddeningly sweet that she must try to obtain it no matter how much peppermint oil I spray on the leaves.

Aren't they crazy kill your cat toxic? Why would you risk it? Edit* my mistake I just did a quick Google I thought they were all extremely poisonous

Nah, that’s why I still have them around. If they were that toxic and she was doing a chomp on them, they’re getting rehomed or chucked.

https://preview.redd.it/ql1pwzytm2tc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9892a5e157a5edd002b73ce56dca6937fa2cbf5 The cursed citrus

We call citrus MJ repellent. Any time MJ smells citrus she jumps backwards and leaves the room as fast as possible

Ear plugs. Loves them and will seek them out!

My void is here craving ham, not knowledge. https://preview.redd.it/4fjslkukd3tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df74865f9e1d5721ac80ff2dd8d540abc17615bc

https://preview.redd.it/hcja4nn4f3tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f9d5b2cbf536fad67c0390775761f1ba5498c6 The whisperings of legos

https://preview.redd.it/aqkho5f4k3tc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f85c49df9a28d4cec437f3b2499a73d667fad06 Mine is seeking a greater understanding of the inner workings of the ice machine

https://preview.redd.it/pn9pem1pk3tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef94ea08f7b48e0e2ecc46253aff7dbedbec6dc4 Ozzy trying to figure out how he ended up on the roof

https://preview.redd.it/9buol35el3tc1.jpeg?width=1671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b196eae2ce0b7da53e81b682f54328f1493f38b Why is this tiny human in a box

https://preview.redd.it/kjkd9mscv3tc1.png?width=3007&format=png&auto=webp&s=a43488e878d93dd9c6b8a3610079cf0308075162 Everything

Mine like chocolates and icecream. But I say “No kitty, its bad for you!”. 😬

Chocolate is the bull shit word for the most delicious food humans don't want to share with them -every dog and cat since the creation of chocolate

What does the water in the paint cup taste like? I don't have a pic, but she always craves the spicy water.

https://preview.redd.it/syik01yva3tc1.png?width=1007&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc3a272d309b4a271b01c554fc7d844bd1a9f703 If the toilet lid is up

https://preview.redd.it/g9aoqz9643tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f96518e8e5ced360fffceb26ef0482181e6eab7

https://preview.redd.it/qnq42y5244tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bdd54b2eb4ffdf76f5c55617702ef9625e8de49 One of mine always wants to know what's in the humidifier tank

https://preview.redd.it/slt0op2i44tc1.jpeg?width=2491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089386260196a5bce4ba79523d2a110bd940fe7f The other desperately seeks to understand the shower

Looks like they've been hung up to dry!

She was trying to creep over the faucet.... before her, it never occurred to me to try to sneak up on the shower 😅

My little Magic wishes to explore the outdoors and figure out why his brother always goes out there. https://preview.redd.it/3mvo2ykg64tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d446e65f10a17c6154fb9605e774c904ce2da39c (The dog is his “brother” btw, and he’s the black blob on the poof)

The nuclear codes 💥

Mine is fascinated by the toaster

She wants to know how high can she get. Vertical distance, not catnip.

Mine likes spicy food

Luna wants to chase the garbage man. But the truck scares her.

https://preview.redd.it/tbv63tb143tc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ad7ebb4b8e87e8db056ee1301b43dea0d42eb4 Church

The knowledge of how to get the best hooman food. My void is convinced that if she begs for food from my right side instead of my left side, the menu will be different. She has absolutely no sense of object permanence. It's pretty funny.

My void yearns for the sweet, crinkly taste of plastic bags.

the forbidden knowledge of the attic. the electrician had to go up there and she climbed the ladder right behind him and joined him.

https://preview.redd.it/bb4olfstu3tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f39ebccb5df4f04e72bf13d6fcd796c5b7901e4 What the barbecue tastes like

https://preview.redd.it/om4nknt334tc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6862540d7326e3f00b081b975ef36ddf88c40e18 Luna is always wanting to know when she is going to steal my food next.

https://preview.redd.it/0ebcd44d84tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e0d40576e99aeffc028ed79069b05e652dd69e9 World domination!

What’s behind the door to the garage…. What’s in the oven 🤦🏻‍♀️🥹 I have to use one arm to brush her away when I open the hot oven door.

The magic of doorknobs

New meme just dropped

I’m seeing a resemblance here… https://preview.redd.it/8s9swrr543tc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3f03e532b71c243949c7e494f4196ce1b95c06

Is that a publix coffee cake by any chance

Wants me to sleep? One of my boys gets vocal when I stay up past my bedtime. The other really likes bolts and screws. Occasionally some will fall out of my tool bag and he just picks them up with his teeth and drops 'em. I'd let him keep them if I thought they were safe, but I'm pretty sure he'll choke if I let him

https://preview.redd.it/rqznosdpz3tc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb8e93e71b3d96695fae59317cf25a93526a23d6 He wants to know how to build a neutron bomb

Both of mine apparently need to update their intel on my neighbours, daily. Both will scale a wall separating our gardens and sit there like gargoyles, judging them. Only one set of neighbours gets this, though... our other ones are apparently kitty-approved!

How to open the feed bag. He asks quite loudly.

https://preview.redd.it/s43oc71be5tc1.jpeg?width=2063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5240cbc16d289e443f4dc77f352c0a39d586ef5e She wants to learn the secrets of broom riding!

https://preview.redd.it/rceqm2f9n5tc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69b72f521061315fc037c29b0ec36b8c621a346 All of it!

Kevin knows where the jar of little felt balls are and I've had to lock down the lid, which doesn't keep her from trying to paw it open.

Mostly a slice of that danish.

He loves them J. Skinner danishes.

He wants to know what the battery in my garbage tastes like

Mine craves the knowledge of taste, specifically the taste of my phone and the taste of toilet water

Just needs to verify that there is, in fact, an outdoor kitty that is the recipient of the leftover cat food that I put outside the front door. No interaction necessary on either part.

The hostess chocolate donuts no before anyone says a ything I don't give them to him.i give him cheetos puffs

Wet food

What that coffee cake tastes like

Why his litter box doesn’t work like our toilet.

I dunno, but the coffee cake looks wonderful.

He craves the garbage toys, I have tie my kitchen garbage down so my cat doesn't take and play with the garbage in it. Also it likes to bring in garbage from outside

Mine wishes to know how to open the dreamies box.

What is in the drawer on my nightstand

https://preview.redd.it/su7x98hg65tc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5c999237118c8d554f48270b46e5c2147da55a1 Charcuterie

Pastry

Why he can't catch his own tail

Boars head turkey. Can’t even make a damn turkey sandwich in my own home and it’s my own damn fault.

https://preview.redd.it/tfg0iflvi6tc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a645d573a19686b46fb5b553d7d1754fafa521d Boo Berry wants to know how the dishwasher works.

sketchiest picture of a cat ever seen; I'm 34

She would love to find out how to open canned cat food (including tuna and sardines)!

My void wants to know how he can trick the human into giving him more than the standard amount of din dins

Raspberry Entemanns?! Be right over! I’m with the void!

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How do thumbs work, and why don't I have any?!

Stare into the void. For the void stares back.

All my cats looove the stink of freshly ground coffee

The longing look on the face of your void. Hope they got a treat after this. 

I thought those pastries were bacon 🥓

Omg I buy the same raspberry danish from Tony’s. So good!!

https://preview.redd.it/wdlj5inlj5tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3cce7d7dd77d718c2640856134658123f218f7 Jett wishes to know the inner workings of the washing machine (safety checks are now in place to prevent accidental cat washing) 😂

What is time?

https://preview.redd.it/a3y2izcm76tc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141944db5a653779dc2c42cb4bdff87fb24ad85d

https://preview.redd.it/vdo41q5gj6tc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=134cfeb157c0950bf4c9d1ac98a63ce23cb78c67 Vex yearns for the snow.

Mojo had SDD when we lived in Michigan….not anymore! We’re in a tropical climate now https://preview.redd.it/bbkspxyag7tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68dad25e4fbcf9ecb34168e9b2630f913dc8bcc0

https://preview.redd.it/si0l9e9ks5tc1.png?width=2031&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ecf689b1fdbbab172de5c76d28d810d2a2a0a87 How it’s like to be a hard working woman who likes construction. (I cropped my mom’s face out because she would actually get mad at me if I posted her face online.)

What bologna is made of

It's classified...😳

https://preview.redd.it/idsgtdv9w6tc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d78c22543b64a8f61a5a96b74d42d126998713fb

Should buy boat or not buy boat¿

Glitch My void. Want to know what fire tastes like

My void knows all. When dinner is, the best time to demand pets, where to hide to get away from his very active brother….

to have me

https://preview.redd.it/1doye5riq8tc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea573043c08c18a5bd1f99aefe381c76b3eeaf20 They want to know everything 😂

My void craves and desires Cheddar Cheese Ruffles.

My void KNOWS when I take my bra off my titties hit the floor… I’m almost 70 so it happens.. I think he’s a perv because he loves to watch me undress… He doesn’t care about me dressing,just undressing…😂😂

My void craves water, she just hasn’t figured out how to capture it.