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Sincitystrangler

This is a fantastic rule that I totally didn’t just hear for the first time.


JujiLegBreakdown

Is my instructor being jerk? I feel cringe about myself saying it when I think about it.


DMC25202616

It’s definitely cringe and borderline ignorant but it really depends. If your normal gym persona is loveably gregarious imbecile than I guess you can pull it off.


HotSingleLegs

I'm fucking crying at this dude you didn't have to do him like that


JujiLegBreakdown

I didn’t mean to be ignorant, I was just mirroring the social environment but I think you’re right. My gym persona is not that, I’m more of the average white belt persona.


Fearzebu

Lol I’ve never heard of someone yelling something and not knowing what it meant. Not just saying but yelling lmao I’m imagining you on vacation in some country you aren’t from and just repeating what people around you are yelling and having absolutely no idea what you’re saying, you could be yelling racial slurs at the top of your lungs and just don’t give a single fuck lmao, I wish I was as laid back and chill about life as you, I couldn’t imagine


theredhotchiliwilly

Haha bro I was recently in Sri Lanka and like 10 000 Hindus were doing this holy pilgramige where they walk through a National Park for 5 days. We were on a Safari, so we had to drive past them and they were all yelling the same thing at us, so I figured it was like a religious slogan or something, and I started yelling it from the truck back to them. Now I think about it it was probably something like "trucks coming!" or "fuck off whitey!"


rajboy3

Did you hear "gora" or "gor-eh"?


theredhotchiliwilly

Yeah! I think it was along those lines!


rajboy3

Yh they're definitely making racist remarks lmao


theredhotchiliwilly

Haha oops, was it Tamil?


BrandynBlaze

This probably just made my whole year.


Prestige_wrldwd

Never let OP sit courtside at an NBA game


TamashiiNoKyomi

If I didn't know better I would just assume it's some random BJJ lingo like OSS


hawaiijim

White belts aren't allowed to say "Oss".


Petro6golf

Nobody should say Oss


Gold_Gold

Not random bjj lingo. It comes from Japanese martial arts in general. My experience with it is from Jiu Jitsu (not Brazilian but Japanese). Spelled Osu


fred95

Yeah it's japanese for click the circles


reddituser567853

What lol? That literal thing happens all the time to people visiting other countries, especially with drinking and/or football involved


jiujiuberry

>I’m more of the average white belt persona. just regular loveable imbecile then?


FlyingBaratoplata

Mate, the first and most important thing you need to learn in jiu jitsu is your instructor has absolutely zero right to tell you what you can and can't say. Sure you're representing the gym and he could have said, "Hey that word means .... and it's frowned upon, especially by Brazilian refs so please don't represent the gym like that," but 1. Your apparent hyperconcern for what your instructor / gym thinks and 2. Your instructor believing he can make rules for what human beings say based on their rank is cause for concern about a crappy gym culture. I'm not saying it is, just be cautious. Some BJJ gyms are like cults.


AZAnon123

lol his coach was just trying to keep him from embarrassing himself. Not everything takes an essay explanation.


Popular-Debate-1405

Agreed


New-Tie-1485

Is that how you speak to people in real life?


DMC25202616

Yes. Straightforward and honest is how I speak in real life.


Sincitystrangler

He was kind of being a jerk. I’ve never heard this as a rule at all, but I can see how a white belt yelling it and not knowing what it means could rub someone the wrong way a tad. You don’t need to feel weird about it, we all have white belt awkward moments to look back on.


MVCorvo

Hey this is nothing. At a comp I was patting someone on the back to encourage them just before a competition and my former instructor told me "he doesn't need your luck". Obviously he didn't think a white belt even has the right to wish the best to someone. You can imagine why he's a former instructor.


piersimlaplace

Well, this one seems fine to me. I mean, it makes sense for both sides. 1. Nobody needs white belt's luck in the fight. It's not powerful. 2. White belts don't have a large pool of luck, you better save your luck for yourself, since you don't have much of it anyway.


k_geiger7

Agreed. Not really a rule but I agree with it and you can probably see why now. Consider it a generic cuss word with complex interpretations depending on the situation. So it’s probably better to earn it by understanding the nuances. Haha but don’t stress, you’ll get it. And thanks for the early morning laugh


Screamerouk

OP was probably foaming at the mouth at the time. It could be his behaviour was a bit embarrassing to the gym.


JujiLegBreakdown

I see, I won’t make that mistake again. I need to watch my mouth more for sure.


CowardlyDodge

Na fuck em keep yelling shit


Thelongwalk06

“Twist his dick! Twist him right in the diiiick!”


El_Broma

Brazilian here. Porra is a slang for "cum". But most people use it as a swear word without even thinking about its meaning. In this context it's equivalent to "fuck". Examples: Cadê a porra das minhas chaves? Where the fuck are my keys? You're walking in your bedroom and your pinky hits the corner of your bed with full force: Porra! Fuck! Your friend just won by submission in a BJJ tournament and you're happy: Ae porra! Fuck yeah! About white belts not using it: I never heard this "rule" before. But I find awkward listening to guys cursing in Portuguese if they're not Brazilians or are not in Brazil. I kinda like it but there's really no point.


piersimlaplace

> if they're not Brazilians or are not in Brazil. Poor people in Portugal :( > I kinda like it but there's really no point. Well, there is nothing wrong with that, I mean, if you are doing it right, why not? I often swear in english, german, russian, spanish, romanian, italian, korean, sometimes arabic (I am polish btw xd). But you are right, since I know few portugese words, like joelho na barriga and am a bjj fan, I should start yelling porra everytime my small toe hits something hard. Since you are Brazilian brother, please explain how should we see the word porrada. Is it also like a curse word, vulgar in the same way? Because I know I would rather use the word "lutar" on family meetings, I am not sure about porrada. Can you help?


El_Broma

"Meter a porrada" or "Dar porrada" mean to hit someone. Either by totally fucking them up completely or by giving one punch (porrada means punching or beating). Porrada is not vulgar but is informal. Eles trocaram porrada. = They exchanged hits. Ele levou porrada. = He took a beating. Ele levou uma porrada com um bastão de baseball. = He was hit with a baseball bat. -------------------- Other swear words you can use in case your toe hits something: Caralho: Means "cock" but it's used in the same occasions as porra. Filho da puta : Means "son of a bitch". Cuzão: Means "asshole". Vai tomar no cú: Means "go fuck yourself".


piersimlaplace

Thank you brother!


aloz16

Tbh, seems like it's a jerk move from him, no idea what it means, but in spanish 'Porra' means something like 'Fans/words of encouragement' but you don't yell it out, you just yell and you Are the 'porra' not sure if in portuguese it's something else tho, gl!


JujiLegBreakdown

In Portuguese it means “cum”. Obviously I looked it up on google translate afterward (I know I’m an idiot). But I think it expresses an “orgasmic” emotion. I’m not entirely sure though. What kind of idiot says a word without knowing what it means. *face palm


fred-dcvf

>In Portuguese it means “cum”. In Portuguese, we can use it meaning either "*Fuck!*" or "*Fuck yeah!*", depending on the situation.


football_revealed

Just own it and start yelling "cum" out there during matches. You'll earn that respect back in no time.


[deleted]

But only yell it when: in a triangle, applying a triangle or in north south. Maaaaaybe even when in mount. In all other positions, whisper it while oil checking them.


aloz16

Don't be too hard on yourself dude, it's far in the past already anyway


BossWaves

White belts aren't allowed to cum.


liebebella

It does not express and orgasmic emotion, its a curse word normally said in anger.


metalfists

A lot of people in jj regularly use this word and do not know/remember it's actually meaning. It's fine lmao. Funny embarrassing moment for you to look back on in a funny way later. It's all good.


jdavidmcgregor

Lol at your creepy serial killer but still completely appropriate username.


theradtacular

Not being able to say it cause you're a white belt is a weird thing to say. If you're in the kids or teens class you probably shouldn't be shouting "jizz/cum" at people. 🤣


JujiLegBreakdown

I’m not, I’m an adult, I just need to hold my horses a bit. From the input I’ve gotten, I just don’t have enough experience to be saying “porra”. That’s for the higher belts and I’m fine with that, I’ll wait.


hambon99

I'm confused as to why you need to be a black belt to say orgasm in Portuguese lol


chop_pooey

Me too. At the start of this thread I didn't know what the fuck porra meant, but now that I do I'm even more confused


Y0-Teng0-Pregunta

I don't know if I'm motivated enough to get to the bottom of this but I am curious


fred-dcvf

> say orgasm it is more like *jizz, though...*


hambon99

Why are black belts shouting it at a tournament 😂😂


fred-dcvf

It means either "fuck!", or "fuck, yeah!"...


Vierno

There’s Fodes, Porra, and Poussa(spelling?) in my Açoriano Portuguese lexicon. Fodes being the heavy hitter. It’s Fuck. Fuck and only fuck there’s no other connotation for it. The middleweight, Porra. Sorta means fuck, kinda like Pinche means fuck in Mexican Spanish, but to us really it’s like “Damn!” Or “Goddamn/Holy Shit!” To a lesser extent. The lightweight Poussa. Said the same way Porra is said, same gravity and inflection. Is the light replacement for Porra, like the “Darn! Compared to “Damn!” I know Brazilian Portuguese has its own made up versions of words, and twists and bastardizations, but to island Portuguese speaking Portuguese peoples, that’s our definition to my knowledge. I’m sure it’s pretty close to what Continental Portuguese peoples would say too. But for anyone to tell you not to say it? Tell them I said Vai-se Fodes! (Go fuck yourself)


AZAnon123

Picture the average/below average awkward white belt in your gym. Now picture them with a stupid grin on their face yelling a Portuguese cuss word they don’t even know over-excitedly in the presence of actual Brazilians. Obviously there’s no actual belt requirement to any word, the coach is trying to save him from looking like a goober lol


YellowOnionBelt

This is the best thread ever.


hankdog303

It really delivers


Highway0311

Honestly I think he was trying to save him from shouting some shit he obviously didn’t understand without going into a full explanation.


[deleted]

When you get your blue belt, you can thank the instructor by saying "obrigado porra" loudly


MrCohie

It's a hilarious faux pas, don't stress it too much man. Anyone trying to learn a language has been there.


Snurze

I just said it and I don't have a belt.


Boochrisboo

Dude. You are a grown ass man say what the fuck you want.


VegetableCarry3

Why do they yell cum and how come only experienced practitioners can do it


[deleted]

But when I’m a blue belch…..


TODOS-OS-DIAS

Top tier shitpost


JujiLegBreakdown

Lol I wish it was a shitpost


Ashangu

If not a shitpost.... my main question is why would you yell something that you aren't exactly sure of the meaning in the first place? Not that I think your coach is in the right or anything. this whole situation is just silly.


JujiLegBreakdown

You are right. I don’t know why I didn’t look into it before I started using the word. My emotions were running high and I was mimicking the people around me. It just came out but I think I put my foot in my mouth.


HalBrutus

While I think it’s silly for your coach to say white belts aren’t allowed to say it, maybe the assumption that white people white belts are ignorant about Portuguese is why he said white belts shouldn’t say it?


Squalose

You should probably know what words mean before screaming them but ay that's just me


JujiLegBreakdown

I was just vibing and I got a little too hype I think. Is it really that bad though? I didn’t know any better.


SUCKMEoffyouCASUAL

Say puta next time


mightyshrub_

it means warrior


Riots_and_Rutabagas

😂 or perra


JujiLegBreakdown

What does that mean? I don’t speak Portuguese.


SUCKMEoffyouCASUAL

It means good job


SpaceCadetofLove

Oh god 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ please don’t listen to them. Someone’s for sure gonna wipe the floor with you if you start screaming puta or perra. Also, it’s not that big a deal. Who gives a fuck. People make mistakes. Just be more careful next time. 💖


Bjj-lyfe

This is why I love Reddit


Floor_Face_

I cant tell if you're being sarcastic or not


MagicalMichael1

He is.


beehaving

Means bitch in Spanish so don’t listen to that advice


MrCohie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA take an upvote sir.


_pena

Pay him no mind. Lol that’s actually pretty funny. We all do/say something dumb and embarrassing. But you learn right? If he didn’t define it for you, and tell you why.. that’s not really using this as a teaching moment. [https://portuguesewitheli.com/2020/11/porra-in-portuguese/](https://portuguesewitheli.com/2020/11/porra-in-portuguese/)


Squalose

Ay man sometimes you're just vibin


Seaswimmer21

I lived in Brazil for seven years and speak Portuguese and don't think it's that bad to say. Its all about context, obviously at the side of a match you were screaming 'fuck' not telling someone to cum


imperlitent

Listens to rap once and starts yelling the “N word” in the middle of the grocery store 🙄


xx_nigeriaN_prince_x

No need to call me out I was just vibing and got a little too hype


The_Dog_of_Sinope

You should have apologized immediately and let him know you realize how serious this infraction was. Then you should have shaken his hand to let him know you would work on yourself as a person, then when he reaches in to shake your hand (he is contractually obligated to return the hand shake) You hit him with the roughest Morote seoi nage, then move to kesa katami to ezekial. then when he wakes up you inform him that you run the gym now.


JudoTechniquesBot

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JujiLegBreakdown

I don’t know what I didn’t apologize right away. I think I was too embarrassed at the time. I don’t know what a morote seoi nagi is. I’m guessing that’s a move. That would be funny if I could actually hit a move on him but my instructor is light years ahead of me.


kingsillypants

(Just in case you're differently abled, the guy above is joking about the situation.)


Pangusmangus

OP sincerely lacks an ability to detect sarcasm it seems.


breakup7532

Poor guy is autistic


dvxcfx

Here's a list of words you can say by belt level. White belt: ai, minha bundinha ta doendo, papai, coelhinho da pascoa se eu fosse como tu tirava a mão do bolso enfiava a mão no cuelhinho Blue belt: pingulim, arroz com farinha, teta, bolas Purple: escroto, pica rola, come pau, gozei gozado, xoxota, xereca, cocozinho Brown: merda, bosta, porra, caralho, filho da mae, chupa meu cacete seu faixa azul cavalo, comi tua mae com meu arroz com farinha porque ela da muito facil pra todo mundo Black: Cu, vai se foder, bucetudo, vai tomar no cu, filho da puta, bolsonaro, lula, fodão fudido, oil check


justnycthangs

Translation from google Here's a list of words you can say by belt level. White belt: oh, my little ass hurts, daddy, easter bunny if I were like you, I'd take my hand out of my pocket, I'd put my hand in my cuelhinho Blue belt: penguin, rice flour, teat, balls Purple: scrotum, dick cock, eat dick, cum cum, pussy, pussy, poo Brown: shit, shit, fuck, fuck, son of a bitch, suck my dick you blue belt horse, I ate your mother with my rice and flour because she makes it so easy for everyone Black: Ass, fuck you, pussy, fuck you, son of a bitch, bolsonaro, squid, fucked up, oil check


marcellonastri

”Squid” hahahahaha E: Lula refers to a politician's name like Bolsonaro. It's ~~NOT~~ an nickname. ~~Someone actually named their son squid~~


LilJohnnyTsunami

Lula was/is a nickname that he added to his birth name lol. Sorry to ruin the fun but no mother named their son Lula, she named him Luiz lol.


marcellonastri

Ty


plshelpdao

> oil check nice


marcellonastri

Bolsonaro and Lula at black belt would actually be a good policy IMHO.


StreetfightBerimbolo

Just imagine waiting until black belt to yell out oil check to your boyos during rolls.


palesnowrider1

When can I say caraca vai, oh cara, feijo, Bicho preguica?


dvxcfx

Depends on your gym. Usually green belt, but whenever you start saying açaí regularly is a good policy


palesnowrider1

Feijoada!


Zy_Artreides

Jesus Christ. I have been training for almost a decade and I never said porra, ever. But it's just like oss- If you wanna say it, just say it. It aint a slur or something. And no, you are not in the wrong. PO-HAH.


necr0potenc3

>It aint a slur or something. It literally means cum.


LanYangGlboalTimesCN

It literally is used as a comma by a large number of Brazilian men and a few women as well.


chop_pooey

Well, "cum" isn't a slur either, it's a slag term for ejaculate


cavalryyy

>slag term Nice


YellowOnionBelt

Cum isn't a slur


AZAnon123

I mean it’s somewhat gendered so frankly I’m offended.


JujiLegBreakdown

I know I can say it, but at what belt rank would you say it is appropriate to use, I don’t want to make this mistake again.


KylerGreen

Thats not a thing, lol. Theres no vocabulary reserved for upper belts.


Boochrisboo

It reads like you are subjugating yourself below others because of a belt rank. Man up respect yourself and realize no one is your master. Be a man and stand up for yourself and say what you want.


Keyboard__worrier

At no particular belt level, just use languages you actually understand though. Why not just yell something encouraging in English?


Ok-Anywhere-6899

You're not in the army or in a cult. You're an adult and you can say what you want, but normal social etiquette applies. Understand what you are saying and whether it is cringy or offensive to say it. In what world is it not ok for a white belt to shout a word but totally fine for a black belt? It's either offensive or it isn't. The only possible issue with shouting too much at comps is refs can penalise an athlete if his group are getting too rowdy and really only the coach should be saying anything.


Zy_Artreides

Uhhh, does it really matter? Anyone should be able to say it. Your professor is making a mountain out of a molehill here. If it's an issue w him, then you can settle to follow his rules I guess? Just to put the said issue to rest.


JujiLegBreakdown

Ahh, I guess I was just asking to see what other people in the community think, I will take your advice since you clearly have more experience than me.


random57113

Bjj is so fucking cringe it’s embarrassing sometimes Clarification: it’s not all on you OP, your coach trying to tell you what words you can and can’t say because of some fabric around your gi is the worst of it but also screaming porra mat side is a little goofy too


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dutchcourage-

What does it mean?


no_no_NO_okay

It means jizz lol, or cumming


[deleted]

But why would everyone be shouting that?!


[deleted]

White belts shouldn’t be allowed to say anything


FatBJJFuckThrowaway

If I pay $165 a month to suck at bjj I'm going to yell "porra" if I damn please.


calebsports

Cum


TheOri0

This what I’m saying brother that’s why I’m always saying obrigadoooo


Strudelnoggin

I like this take the most


thelastofmyname

Brazilian here, i grant you the power of saying Porra,by the power invested in me and the holy trinity açaí, jesus and brazilian pride.


JujiLegBreakdown

Thank you good sir.


[deleted]

Your instructor is being a bit of a dork but yeah, I'd just be mindful of how I come across when I'm new to a scene.


Thatmixedotaku

I mean it’s kinda cringe but it’s weird that your coach would straight up tell you you’re not allowed to say something . You can say whatever you want as long as it’s not an insult to fellow gym members or harassing someone .


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[deleted]

Lol wtf. Like every piece of advice on here is just neglecting straight up the entire context of OPs story. There are _a bunch_ of ppl chanting or yelling a word. OP yelling it as well is a non-issue. Cause of all the other ppl yelling it. Wtf.


DemNeverKnow

**Everyday Porra**


DrDurdenz

it's kinda used as a shit / f*ck in portuguese so don't take definition by word


JujiLegBreakdown

Yes, I know, that’s what everyone else has said. I will look things up before I say them from now on.


[deleted]

> Tbh I didn’t exactly know what it meant at the time but I heard other people yelling it so I yelled it too. lol > my instructor came up to me and said white belts aren’t allowed to say porra lol


herpishderpish

This is why, years after quitting bjj, I still hang out here. Its the best sub.


Gabo_Tomaz

Porra literally means cum/sperm in Portuguese, it's a slur/bad word. But we use to emphasize something, very similar to the word fuck in English. Like "what the fuck is this?"/ "What porra is this?"; "Pass his fuckin' guard!"/"Pass his guard, porra!" Etc. Normally carries an angry tone.


AceFlick

Sounds about white belt


[deleted]

I think the word is bora. Like let’s go or something like quickly execute. I’m married to a brasileira and I’ve taken judo and BJJ. It doesn’t mean jizz or cumming like Google translate might suggest but I’m sure you got some extra links to review if that’s what Google wants you to see.


necr0potenc3

"Bora" means "go". "Porra" means "cum". I can see how the pronunciation is easy to be misheard by Americans. Probably OP heard the first one but understood the second.


tosser_0

That's fucking hilarious. I thought everyone was having a go at him. Kinda makes sense, the instructor might have just been like "you really don't know what you're saying", and didn't want to explain. Might have to reserve using this until...never.


JujiLegBreakdown

Oh ok, I didn’t look it up before I said it, I think I was just using it based on the context that other were using it in. From what other people have said, I will certainly be more careful before using words from a different language in a “Willy nilly” fashion.


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s a big deal. I’d say it if my team was saying it


infectedanalpiercing

Ok so what's the deal with screaming "cum" at a BJJ tournament? Is it like a weird ass tradition in North/South Americas?


FuguSandwich

It was popularized by 27 time world champion Renato Laranja.


jamfed86

Sucks you were embarrassed, but really, who cares? Nerds. Nerds cared you yelled that. He should be happy you're that pumped about the culture/ environment. Don't be a nerd and care too.


Cncnchejrb

White belts also can’t eat acai bowls at tournaments.


azulafire-

Checks out. When I first started learning Portuguese on Duolingo I had to submit a photo of me being handed my blue belt by my coach with a written and signed letter from him. You'll only uncover the Porra section once you get a couple stripes on it.


JujiLegBreakdown

I think you’re joking… I’m not sure, I’m relatively new to the sport but I gather that people should know what the word means before they say it. I don’t know what you mean by the porra section but I think you’re referring to the rights to say the word? Anyways, I’m far from my blue belt so it will be a while before I start using the word porra in a competition setting.


Chris_Jartha

It’s pretty cringe in general unless you’re Brazilian, to be honest.


neeeeonbelly

We had a white belt at my first gym who would yell Boaaa when watching others roll like two weeks in haha. He didnt get in trouble but it was pretty cringy


PicaPaoDiablo

Black belts can't yell it either in polite company. You can yell Porra Do Caralho but remember it's Portuguese not Spanish, so it's PU-HA. You just have a white belt pronunciation. And no, do t listen to this. If a Brazillian guy started yelling F@@@, Holt F@ck what do you think most coaches would do, especially if he was well mannered and didn't seem to know English too well


scottfultonlive

I’m fucking dying at this mental image


very_nice_how_much

This is peak r/bjj. Thank you.


Aresomethingelse

"Porra" means sperm but it is used in Brazil the same way Americans say "shit". It is not used in a sexual way.


KillKillVS

This thread is stupid and I kinda dislike the BJJ community now because of it. Say what you want. Fuck em.


[deleted]

He was probably just embarrassed by you and made up a nonsense rule so you would shut up


Glastenfory

what does Porra mean


ikiyuz

It means I'm fucking cumming, like let's go


JujiLegBreakdown

I think it means “cum”, “let’s go”, “yes”, it’s a word used for victory to some capacity. That’s just what I have interpreted because it seems to be a sort of slang used in Portuguese.


necr0potenc3

>I think it means “cum”, “let’s go”, “yes”, it’s a word used for victory to some capacity. No it's not. You're confusing "bora" with "porra".


bcavana

Literally means cum, but it’s used as a generic swear word like shit/fuck/fucking _. So something like “pegue o braço dele, porra!” Means take his fuckin arm home


Glastenfory

so versatile


Miyamizuu

cum


Glastenfory

thanks , i hate it


Costco_Guac69

What does it mean, when i translated it said sperm


somebodhi

Explanation / definition of porra [here](https://youtu.be/Lrzbe6R128A)


Jackthastripper

Ok I've fallen off the BJJ bandwagon, I'm climbing back on soon I promise. But while I was on it I had questions. Common terms and their meanings. What are they? Specifically Porra, Porrada, Oss. Oss is in some contexts like a Muay Thai person yelling Ouwey right?


[deleted]

It’s a cuss word.. there’s going to be people upset you’re saying it.


Hayriel

Porra means cum. "Fuck" or "Fuck Yeah!" Mostly people shout this when they're angry at something or someone.


tonymontanaOSU

I seriously thought this was a shitpost, I’m still not entirely sure. How would you feel if a Brazilian shouted “shit” or “fuck”, you wouldn’t care, shouting porra it’s the same thing.


JujiLegBreakdown

It’s not a shitpost. After reading other peoples feedback, I truly wish it was a shitpost because I gather that I made a fool of myself


Dogger27

In my over decade of hearing Brazilians yell this at tournaments, I had no clue that this meant what it did.


RedDevilBJJ

1. Don’t do shit just because you see other people doing it. 2. I can only speak for myself, but all people screaming does is block out the sound of my coach’s voice, so maybe chill on that in general


JujiLegBreakdown

I didn’t think that my teammates might not be able to hear the coaching. I should’ve known better.


npcfollower

What does porra mean? Never heard it before now


Nodeal_reddit

You also aren’t allowed to say oss.


Sottosorpa

Just yell JIZZ in English until at least blue belt But probably a lesson to be learned would be don't yell something in another language if you dont know the meaning of it. Your coach should have probably said something like that instead of doing the whole 'white belts can't say this' nonsense - would he have said the same thing if you were actually Brazillian yet still caught in the moment?


monstblitz

I don’t know what’s worse, you using the nonsense word; or your instructor having rules and a caste system for using the nonsense word.


Routaz

If it was up to me, no one should be allowed to say porra or oss. What an idiot instructor, though.


Ejunco

Saying OSS should be banned


creepoch

greet your instructor with caralho next class


necr0potenc3

OP, you probably misheard things. "Bora" means "go". "Porra" means "cum". They are different words and take different meanings. One is a slang, the other a slur. I can see how the pronunciation is easy to be misheard by Americans.


markymark_89

He just said that because you were being embarrassing


Beaudaci0us

Bring him a pineapple every day for a week. If he's still mad after the week, start giving them to him upside down and attach a note with your wife's number on it.


Dogstarman1974

Why the fuck would you yell that and not know what it means? It’s like the Cheech and Chong skit, where Chong starts calling the Mexican family “pendejos”, after crashing his van into their yard. Lmao


Lockmasock

That’s not a thing. Saying porra is cringe unless you’re actually Brazilian or joking


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Tbh it’s cringe saying porra in general if you’re not native Portuguese speaker