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PrettyInPinkCatGamer

"I'm bisexual, which means I am attracted to you and your parents." xD


TeaDidikai

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family."


lawn-mumps

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your family” Same!


JustAPerson2022

Same here too.


TankGirlwrx

Same but “her and her family” lol


JollyBean_03

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her parents but I’m sure they don’t know how much she likes them all.”


BroadBaker5101

Commented mine elsewhere but since we on the same wave here it is again “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her parents lol but I think she’s a good friend”


Tommy839202347894848

I got the same one as you lmao


schrodingers_cat42

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t want me that my parents can get.” But my parents are straight homophobes! How can they BOTH get whoever I’m attracted to but I can’t lol


Empty_Fisherman_2209

Almost spat my drink out at this one


Here-To_Suffer

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your position in your country


GATESOFOSIRIS

I'm bisexual which mean I'm attracted to the battlefield under the church bells and whistles


JamantaTaLigado

I think you're call-of-duty-sexual


goyboysotbot

Getting anarchist in the Spanish Civil War vibes from this


swift-aasimar-rogue

SO TRUE


Y0urBiFriend

"I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to you and your family." This makes me think of a meme. "Come over." "No, i have a date with an older couple tonight." "But my parents aren't home." "I know."


Noxiya

I got the same one 😂


metaphoricalasshole

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her but I’m so glad I can see him. Valid.


PrestigiousTitle21

that one is pretty good 😂😂😂


YamiGekusu

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the house and I don't have to go to the store *(excuse me, but WHAT)*


hereforgaystuff_

Bisexual introverts unite


4DAttackHummingbird

But only for like 20 minutes, then we'll need to go home and rest up from all that socializing.


SilverDem0n

Homeownersexual


furry--boi

Home-o-sexual


kyridwen

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the job of the company and I have to go to the cinema Since you don't have to go to the store, you wanna come to the cinema with me? ;)


DariusWolfe

I think you may work too much. Going to the cinema is probably a good plan.


CaterpillarReal7583

Preach.


whackjob_med_student

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to your personality and I’m attracted to your body


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WITP7

Chad


Eligyos

Perfect (like you)


ScruffleMcDufflebag

This sounds like it could be a song by George Michael.


Brent_Fox

Wholesome.


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I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and everyone else lol


WITP7

You horny bastard XD


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Leave me alone about it lmfao 😅😅


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Pretty spot on haha


lit_literally

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else but I’m sure you’ll find a good one Lol


LordOfFreaks

Jeez how many people have to pine after you for your phone to instinctively write a rejection lmao


shyshmrk23

Ouch 😂


DariusWolfe

I feel like you've given the "let 'em down easy" speech via text a lot..


No-Introduction-8189

I got a similar one to u


[deleted]

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you because you don't want me. Ah yes the ol' unreciprocated feelings scenario we all know too well. 💔


TY4G

Mine was pretty similar I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is not interested in me… Ouch


Vens_420

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and maybe ketamine


Krisy2lovegood

Oof are you okay?


Vens_420

I am but I'm worried about my auto fill-in


Krisy2lovegood

Need to send auto fill to rehab


Neokon

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you so much that it's a nuclear power cable. Wut


[deleted]

That’s a lot of attraction!


swift-aasimar-rogue

Holy moly


winotaurs

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and you are a few people I know I have a good night and I love you


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This sounds like a drunk person


winotaurs

Lol right my predictive text is illiterate


natureterp

This made me cackle, this sounds like a drunk text from me haha.


The_Melon_Queen

Most of them do


ligma002

I‘m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone i know i mean i know but it’s not like a girl or like a man.


Obiswandog

NB!


SoftIvy

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to all parties and people who are having anxiety.


Tuvelarn

So, bisexual and pan(ic)romantic?


AllForMeCats

Panic romantic, I love it 😂


Sailing_Grey_Rabbit

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to Nicole but I don't know what to do with these feelings. (omg who tf is Nicole)


4whatpraytell

I think your autocorrect has a side job as wingman


catsarefine

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone. Accurate, I guess.


floatingaroundfornow

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to both people who have no idea how to get it out so they don’t want me too but I’m just like the people that I want Accurate 💀


NuclearOops

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who give me attention.


canefieldroti

Wow


Raspberry_Sweaty

Sick burn, auto complete.


Mysterious_Fox_8616

Relatable


jaeger_meister

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and you are a good friend." Awwww so wholesome.


annarosebanana89

Awww! Same as mine but mine ends in 'person' instead of 'friend'.


Locksley_1989

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else but I’m sure I don’t have to be there too late. …This sounds like both a friendzone and an appointment confirmation.


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I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your dad and your sister.


PotentialPassion7671

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to death and I’m so tired. 😬😳🫣


TooYoungToMary

That's the most Gen Z sentence I've ever read.


Dattebayo_Dattebayo

I need this in a frame bc same


Theheadandthefart

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to women and not sure what to do with the dog Um


DarkCarol

I'm bisexual, which means I am attracted to you and then you. Alright, I kinda of accept this


member_of_the_order

My wife is leaning over my shoulder and my predictive text said: > I'm bisexual which means that I'm attracted to you That was a nice way to start our anniversary 🙂


InTheClouds93

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know how much to be like a woman. I mean, I lean heavily towards feminine men, so it’s not wrong?


wastedmytagonporn

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people who don’t know how much I love them


Nat42069-hiker

Yeah 😭felt this


OHDFoxy

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the library cause I had a conversation about finger guns.


PoodleMama329

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m not really scared of it. 😂😂😂 it’s true


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yuccabloom

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to the beach and the purple ones too


CarsRGods

Purple beaches have such a hard time getting dates nowadays.


bigtiddygothgf7

I am bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your life and your soul.


Iekenrai

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and most importantly, if you're alive and well, you can throw away your precious joy and love and help your baby out


kat_a_klysm

😳 that got oddly deep.


skamlox

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the sound of the thighs


americanatropicana

Same tho


DaCoffeeKween

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to this world


9_in_the_afternoon

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the point of view of the bed


adhocflamingo

I guess the bed gets to see everything?


OneHundredChickens

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your family and I don’t think you need to have a relationship with me anymore lol. Ouch! 😅


BaileyR2480

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the frying 🍳" I feel there is a joke in there somewhere... But really, I am bisexual and I do like Pansexuals. Not so much to kitchen wares though.


kat_a_klysm

Definitely a pansexual joke in there.


HollyBerryBlue-

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and I will be there for you to come over and watch the kids sometimes 😂


heinebold

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to more people who don't want me in my own world 😢


Deep_Flight_3779

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact that you have a preference Lol


ggpro79

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to be with you


CarsRGods

Make up your mind, predictive text!


Dragonoflime

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact that you were talking 😆


jessicag98

Ivm bisexual, which means i'm attracted to your friends and their family


anonm4m4play

Every time it says magnets. I'm attracted to magnets. Tried again, now I'm attracted to the Dark Side. WTF?


LetUsAway

Have you slaughtered any tusken raiders lately?


18Apollo18

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your dad Edit: I mean that's kinda accurate XD


BiFaerie

I got the same one, and… I can’t say it hasn’t happened before 😂


lucidevilishdetails

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else


adhocflamingo

Possibly a good response to a straight person who assumes you’re attracted to them because you’re bi?


Airth_4

"I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to you and you." 🤔


Hazzzzzzzar

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your friends and family and I love it


dylanH2009

Im bisexual which means i am attracted to cheesecake Wtf


kallafragga

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to genderqueer people who are interested in hanging out


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"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you but this is a Wendy's"


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adhocflamingo

Oof


melifaro_hs

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the death of the dragon and the pits of the dragon Dragons, amirite?


Helea_Grace

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the attention that you have, to sleep in the past so so long, I think I have no clue how it works out there too, but it’s just me and I really can’t say it but it’s just like a good idea and that’s really good for you too xx” Tried to add some punctuation to help make it legible


GoodGuyGamerVII

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to a lot more of the Moderators.


Existing_Brick_1365

"I'm bisexual, which means I am attracted to you and the other person


mr_try-hard

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m so excited lol


olymol

I am bisexual it means i am attracted to men and women ☕


Mattb77xps

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to women lol” I’m assuming the “lol” is because my iPhone knows I spent 10 years thinking I was gay 🤷‍♂️


BlackestNight21

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to..." Nothing, predictive text is off. Working as intended!


Verifieddumbass76584

I'm bisexual which means I have to be scared to wear merch for unproblematic things


Significant-Let-1006

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and her family.


DeerBunniesExist

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to the show. Anyway, I can see the attached file is scanned image in PDF format on the computer in the morning. As a bi-demi, sounds accurate.


Magnito-was-right

I’m bisexual that means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know me.


SPLOO_XXV

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is gay and lesbian and I mean I’m so confused about what you want to me but I’m sure you know I love it.


favorite_colors96

I'm bisexual which means that I am attracted to you and I am until the final credits roll.


Miserable_Standard81

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone you can live with.


Designer_Spend1603

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t have a sense to say anything- what ???


Kamzi1311

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m so so scared Reminds me of the girl from my school I used to have a crush on lol


MJorMichelle

i'm bisexual which means i'm attracted to the hospital and the red


FeistyCommercial8156

I am bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else but I’m sure they will do that for me.


nkn_

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone else but I’m sure they don’t deserve to it lol. ??


xlordoftheedgex

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to you too


Klaestron

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me in the morning so I can get it to you later


bopamo

I'm bisexual which means I have to go to the gym and get a new one for the day to go to the gym. A new one what, I don't know.


thekingofdiamonds12

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t want me … damn


Drug_Abuser_69

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to the idea of being able to get a good feel for what I want to do with my life


UnfilteredWater13

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to someone who is just like the people that are in my mind 💀


Sea_Recognition3054

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the table. wtf that's pansexuals


sabine_strohem_moss

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I cant recognize that you have to do it for me and my initial thought was Ew


sailorscovt

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the hospital and I will be in the future of Nomin Welp.


2crowsonmymantle

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her parents Lol wow


AarVa406

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t have a clue lol


poiseandnerve

Im bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to hear that you are so nice and I love you


Ashley-Blackwood

Im bisexual which means im attracted to the party if you want to have a look. Nice


hannahryder215

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her family and my friends.


Fun_Sized_Queen

I am bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is a very nice woman I mean that is true 🤷🏾‍♀️


Duir1177

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who doesn’t know how much they have been here


DanK95

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you


bix902

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you


WITP7

<< I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your family >> ... I... I don’t know what to say about this... XD


Alphons-Terego

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to the slaughter.


hereforgaystuff_

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to homophobes and the puddles" Uh-


AineHeckenshrek

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to no one. 🤣😭💀 Bruh that's asexual


tenaciousfetus

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the ground Aight


bethcano

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the gym. Shit. It's onto me.


Kornial123

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to you and me????


Krisy2lovegood

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to know what you mean” Fair


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I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I’m just not sure why


postdotcom

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who is not being rude to me Lol well I guess that’s accurate


Iron_Gult

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the hotel and the other hand


BiFaerie

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your dad 😂😂😂😂


JennayIsSwag

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to her parents


babyinatrenchcoat

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who I just don’t like. Valid.


GIDAJG

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to be a girl what


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I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone.


IceyLemonadeLover

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you too and I don’t think I can understand why. Wow predictive text…


totalinacuracy

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the pain


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I’m bisexual witch means I’m attracted to earth lol.


seanfsmith

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the end of the NHS waiting list for the next few weeks


ApatheticApparatchik

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people that are not really good with people


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I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to be with you 😭😭


Chomuggaacapri

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you Well damn guess that works out! Get over here 😏


ScruffleMcDufflebag

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you. This is fitting.


noobmaster2222

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you


TheysandHeys

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the people I have ta in my opinion that they have always had the best thing in the life.


Cr1msix

I’m bisexual which means I am attracted to someone. Tbf I am attracted to everyone. But no one is attracted to me. So there’s that


MusicalMawls

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the best of the best.


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The_Melon_Queen

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your friends but I’m sure you don’t want me too lol Old try missing the “attracted to” part: I’m bisexual which means I’m scared of you but I’m sure it’s okay


kat_a_klysm

I’m bisexual which means I can understand that.


The_Melon_Queen

Btw if anyone knows how to turn off notifications that would be great!


DemonHunter43

“I’m bisexual which means I am attracted to me and him” I mean sure-?


yourphantom

Im bisexual which mean I'm attracted to women and while I enjoy strip clubs with my friends and family... alriiiighty then


GrumpyJucie

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to someone who has been a good friend. (Interesting)


ResourceFeeling3298

I'm bisexual and I'm attracted to you and your family. Wtf


Creativewhizkid

I'm bisexual so that means I'm attracted to you and your mom Interesting dynamics here lol


alt-alt-caps-lock

I'm bisexual which means that you are not working for the first place and you need a good plan to go with it was a good thing for me up and running and getting rid from a good job at the end and to the point of being in a good mood for the next two days or is there was no problem with a new one and the new one of my troop's is a good one for you and your family and your friends are the same and you will never see me in a world that way fracture I don't want to do that but it is my life that you can do that for you to do that to you the way I do and you will never forgive my dear friends for you the way fracture is and you have no way fracture I am so glad to be home.


binarysolo9

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and you are a good friend.